Advice please. I've somehow ended up taking my sister to

>>38887167
Just dont end like pulp fiction

>>38887167
>somehow ended up taking my sister to a show and dinner
>somehow
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>>38887206
thank you for the 5 am chuckle.

>>38887167
t. BillyBob, Shacktown, Mississippi

>>38887167

Book into a hotel and fuck her till she prolapses.

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>>38887239
So Jerry Seinfeld is coming to town and she insisted on going but dad won't let her go by herself so she pulled a puppy dog face and asked me to take her.

>>38887322
Fuck, seeing that cunt in person will be painful enough Anon, don't make it any worse by being anything but yourself. Just talk about shit you know she likes. Ask her questions and appear as if you want to know more about her, like you care. Try to minimalise talk about yourself unless she asks.

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Just be yourself honestly, it's a comedy show, just relax and make small talk. Don't know how old your sister is, but if she needs adult supervision then I'm guessing she's a teenager. Talk to her about school, her hobbies, just connect.

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>>38887322
Maybe you'll get lucky and God will strike him down on stage

>>38887167
it's not a date. just have a good time.

also, dating is just going out with another person that you like and doing fun things. it only seems intimidating because you've never done it and you've built it up in your mind as something important.

>>38887786
Now THAT would make the night memorable