FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Guys I'm on vacation with family

>>38886938
YOU DUN GOOFD M9

>>38886938
best suitable option is to take all the sheets and make a super noose, drink a fuck ton of water but be very quiet, hang yourself in the bathroom, your family will just assume the piss smell was from when you died rather than on your bed.

>>38886938
suck the bed sheets dry
suck the mattress dry

>>38886938
spill something that smells like complete ass on the bed

>>38886938
>mom found the shit sheet

>>38886938
How the fuck do you piss the bed in your adult years?

Bleach that shit

Take the sheets and everything off the bed and ask the maids for new ones, replace them yourself to avoid embarassment

Or wake mommy up and tell her you wet the bed, she can take care of it

>>38886938
Spill a bunch of water on top of it to dilute the piss smell. Change the sheets and when someone asks why just tell them you spilled water on it.

keep it 500 like the romans OP

just say - it was not me if anyone asks you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I ;)

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>>38886938
Just say you were drinking juice and spilled it all over the sheets.


also take pic of sister ass.

>>38887181
That will never work

Who the fuck drinks a cup of juice in bed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5xwXzo9yLs

just spill water on it then change it with clean ones from the maid

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>>38887211
Isn't that a normal thing though? You've never gotten cozy on the bed with a drink?

>>38886938
put your blanket on the piss puddle and start praying

>>38886938
Ya gotta piss on ur sis and make her take the blame simple as that

>>38887237
Try drinking something while lying down, it's impossible.

Nevermind the fact that OP has to explain why he was drinking juice in bed at 5 am anyways

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>>38886938
take a shit in the bed

nobody will care that you pissed in the bed any longer

>>38887311
>Only lying down in bed
Just put about half of your torso on a pillow or something and be on your side and then it works.

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Okay op here guys with an update. Some of you were suggesting using the maid but that isn't possible as we're in a condo. So far I've stripped the sheets and blankets completely and stuffed then in my suitcase. I couldn't fit the comforter so it's just under the bed. I showered and febreezed the general area. Is it still going to smell to an outsider? Also my sister was in the other room when I woke up she said she left to sleep on the couch because it was too hot but I think she is just sparing me embarrassment.

>>38887361
she was not in your room? i dont think you can smell that through the door unless you eat asparagus

>>38886998
this shit killed me nigga, keep it up fampai

>>38887535
I don't know if she left before or after I pissed

>>38887582
why'd u piss though

>>38887635
He was probably drinking juice in bed then went to sleep.

>>38887635
obvsly he peed in his sleep.
>>38887582
does that happen often OP?

>>38887658
:)
>>38887661
y tho pal

Just give your sister the piss sheets when she's sleeping on the couch. She'll take the blame. ez

>>38887661
It happens to me every once in a while. I dream that I'm peeing and then I start peeing irl. Hasn't happened since I was around 16 21now

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>>38887748
i can relate OP, have been peeing my pants until i was 14 - 15. not at sleep but during the day

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Masturbate in your sis face

>>38887361

put some lemon juice on the spot. Thank me later.

Once I pissed the bed in a share house a week before I was due to move into a smaller room. I just flipped the mattress and the new guy who moved in had no idea that the underside of that mattress he slept on was coated in urine, semen and lube that had been in my ass haha.

Wash your sheets in the tub and dry them with the hair drier

>>38887361

anon how did you even pissed on it?