AMA anything from a robot who has a gf, I'll try my best

>>38883733
Get out now while you still can.

Did you know that you can still get annulments? I thought it was something that only existed in the Middle Ages for Churches to offer for money. Now my robot brother has to go file for one tomorrow morning.

>>38883831
Why would I want to break it up with her? She's literally a cheerleader for my messed up life.

>it's an anon gets a girlfriend online who has plenty of other "boyfriends" and brags about it on /r9k/ episode

>>38883906
Because you're a fundamentally broken and flawed human being. A robot has nothing to offer as a partner, for he himself has no value. You have to sort yourself out first.

>>38883733
Alright nigger. If you had to choose would you rather have sex or cuddle with her and why. I assume you've done both at some point already.

>>38883733
Why do you have other girl's pictures saved then?

>>38883977
I am for sure a broken and fundamentally messed up human bean, but in her own way, she is helping me sorting out my messed up background. Girls actually understand robot pain if you can communicate it effectively enough and if she can take it.

>>38884007
Most of the time cuddle, I probably like it more then sex desu. We don't have sex that often, maybe on average once a week or so.

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>>38884078
I don't know desu. I fap often, I have always fapped often, but I never fap to pictures of my gf. She's very attractive, but I just can't stop admiring the beauty and sexiness of girls in general, whenever I stumble across them.

>>38884129
>tfw I'll never know how it feels to cuddle
I was having a relatively nice day, but I guess that's over now.

>>38884174
How long have you been together?
Original comment 2017

>>38884101
What's it like having someone there to help build you up after being torn down for so long?

>>38884187
Cuddling is the best, especially when you're the big spoon. I can't make you feel better anon, I'm sorry. You'll find yourself a cuddlebuddy one day, don't give up hope.

>>38884287
About 3,5 years desu, we met in Tinder of all places. Also everyone who brushes off online dating, I say it's easier for robots because you have the advantage of texting her for quite awhile before you meet, you just need the good photos for the matches, then it's all just using all your hard gained 4chun writing talent.

>>38884456
This is what I'm trying to do, but I'm terrible at talking to women. Like I've had a lot of conversations with women on Tinder, but they never lead anywhere, and I never feel any connection with any woman I talk to on Tinder.

>>38883733
Do you eat out her asshole?

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>>38884337
It feels like god is giving me the chance to help myself with her support. My mother was so abusive to my father, his life was basically destroyed. I love my mother but hate her for taking my father away from me. It's a very hard thing to deal with, but by being honest about my background with my gf, she is able to support me. If I kept it all in me, she wouldn't know what's wrong with me and couldn't help.

>>38883733
>robot who has a gf
fuck off you're not a robot you never were and you will never be.

what happened to this board im so fucking sick of failed normies

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>>38884490
How well do you know yourself? You have to have a pretty good relationship with yourself first before you can properly relax and "be yourself" in social situations.

>>38884493
I don't, her poophole doesn't interest me in the slightest way, if anything I neglect it's existence desu family

>>38884525
If you say so desu senpai baka

>>38884456
>I say it's easier for robots

Yeah no online dating is literally only good for chads who can come up with "quirky" pick up lines instead of talking like a normal person because its so boring.