Hug your family thread. Cute edition

Hug your family thread
>What is this thread about?
Talking about and improving relationships with your sister/family
>Can i talk about/vent about my relationship with my family
Yes
>I don't like this thread!
Hide it, problem solved
>I'm going to start drama
You'll probably be ignored

Roll:
>1 - Tell them you love them
>2 - Hug them as tight as you can
>3 - Keep hugging until they tell you to stop
>4 - Ask about what they've been doing lately
>5 - Ask how their day has been
>6 - Spend an hour with them
>7 - Ask what they're doing tomorrow
>8 - Try to pick them up or ask them to cuddle
>9 - Kiss them on the head
>0 - Tell them that you want to hang out with them more
>69- Ask them to do something lewd with you or let you watch them do something lewd

Dubs trips and quads must do whatever the first person to reply to them says.

STOP TELLING TO MOLEST MY FAMILY!!! GOD DAMN!!!

Car accident/sister with depression dude here

Managed to sleep with her for a couple hours last night. I held her from behind and she held the back of my hand and put it against her chest. It was nice and she seemed to appreciate the affection. Regardless she's been quietly playing game in her room all day. Hasn't even left once since this morning.

>>38881618
69 get let's go!

>>38881733
Pull your dick out and shout "WOLOLOLOLOLOLO" as loud as you can until they start crying

>>38881720
That's really sweet

>>38881618
>>38881755
This was a terrible idea

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>>38881733
>>38881755
>>38881777
Jesus christ anons, that's impressive

>>38881618
Why ya'll had to make rolls all dangerous, man.
Rolling anyway 'cause shut the fuck up.

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>>38882269
What the fuck, naaaaaah.

>>38882320
Ask her about the masturbation, then ask her to show you how she does it

>>38881618
Roll, ignoring dubs trips and quads because that's dumb and I'm not doing it

>>38882917
Friend's birthday party. Also got a quick hug and goodnight kiss that might have lingered a bit too long, but it could be the "smell my fingers" thing messing with me.

So, Laura. Any luck inducing lactation?

I think I'm close to convincing my dad to take the week

>>38883952
That's really good. If you can't convince him, latch onto his leg and don't let go until he agrees.
Also, get your mom or dad to suck on your nipples for 20+ minutes at least 8 times each day and you should start lactating within a few months.

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Oops, forgot about ya'll and went to bed.
>>38882447
Brah I thought about it but halfway into her room I was like nah, instead I had the baller idea to start the world's most casual conversation about tits and tl;dr got to poke one of hers a little and she popped it out for a second (covering the nipple and shit tho), then she kicked my sorry ass out.
Feel like I did okay, but I also feel hella creepy. This better fuckin' help us bond or somethin. Ain't doing no more 69's.

>>38884176
Bro, nice. Fuck yeah it'll help you bond, you're getting more casual about nudity and sexual aspects. You two seem chill as fuck. It wouldn't surprise me if in a few months whenever one of you walks in on the other masturbating, you keep going undisturbed by the others presence and can even hold conversation while doing it.
Tomorrow ask her if you can see her boob again, and her nipple too.

>>38884000
I'm not gonna do either of those, if he says no I'm gonna act mature and respect his decision

>>38884342
Brah c'mon, a titty's a titty but fucking watching eachother whack it is a whoooooole other box of shit. I mean if the bitch trusts me enough to do it that's her business but Idunno if I wanna see that shit.

>>38884460
>Laura
>mature
What the fuck

>>38884486
It's not about wanting to see it, it's about being comfortable seeing it. Being mature about it, knowing that it happens, and not making a big deal out of it.

>>38884545
Man how's a guy supposed to watch his sister fuck herself and be like "yes this is fine". I mean you sound right but I don't wanna fuck anything up, I dunno. Don't even know what I'm tryna say, stomach feels weird again.
Whatever, ima sleep this off, ya'll cool people.

>>38884824
Just take it slow, bro. Things will end up however they end up.

>>38884545
Do I not come off as mature? I try

>>38884877
Rarely, if ever. Now do the mature thing and try to sleep, it's past your bedtime.

>>38884907
Really? I do try and make mature choices
I know I've done a few things that are immature, but I thought the majority of my choices were okay
And I'm not 12, I don't have a bed time

>>38885155
>And I'm not 12
You probably look it though
You'll never fix your sleeping problem by staying up late every night. Please try to get some sleep.

>>38885193
I look at least 14
I'm just curious where I come off as immature

>>38885311
Some of the things you say and some of the things you do. Just forget about it and go to sleep please.

>>38885449
I'm not tired and that just makes me curious, but if you don't want to tell me I can't make you I guess

>>38885311
Just noticed
>Lau
Are you Chinese or something?
>>38885830
>if you don't want to tell me I can't make you I guess
Well now that makes you sound mature, or more like an adult woman trying to get her way by playing emotions.
I'm not giving examples right now, not that I can remember specific ones off the top of my head anyway. You need sleep. I need sleep. Hopefully we'll both be sleeping within a half hour. Good night.
I'm sorry I upset you with my joke.

>>38885921
Not that you upset me, just making me wonder how I come off
I'm still not very tired

>>38886062
Tired or not, you need more sleep and you know it. Come on, I'll race you. Last one to fall asleep has to email the other an embarrassing childhood picture of themselves.

>>38886145
You're trying to solve a lifelong problem with a little encouragement? Nice
I'll just put my phone away and say I'm asleep

>>38881600
Both of my sisters ran away from home. No imouto to head pat anymore.

If I had really gone to sleep, no one would be here to bump

>>38886991
Dutch anon here
I can hold the fort for a while, go to sleep.

>>38887251
I'm trying, it's already about time I'd wake up so I guess it's not happening tonight

>>38887271
Take a nap then, naps are always good.

give my dubs or give my death

>>38886285
>both

is your family really fucked up or something?

How do i convince my sister to cuddle with me?

>>38887903
You can start by giving her hugs

>>38888520
I try but she really dosent like physical contact

>>38881618
Fuck off, normie scum. Real robots don't hug their family.

>>38887903
I second this, I also need to know.

>>38888532
>>38888562
Try talking to her more often? You can roll for ideas here

bump from worstest page 8

Time for a roll.
Also what a fun way to spend my morning, my dear sister left the skylight open and it rained and guess whose room got flooded. Just in time for our parents to come home too. Fingers crossed they don't notice the floor suddenly being wavy.
So, no hugging for her today is what I'm saying. I'm spending all my hugging on my imouto.

>>38890181
At least your octopus will appreciate the dampness and extra hugs
I guess I'll roll for when I come home

>>38886991
I won. Send me that picture.

>Laura thinks her autism is high-functioning
Whenever you deem yourself mentally stable, the type of thread you posted in isn't the place to make friends unless you want more orbiters. Just a friendly tip.

>>38890543
She does, surprisingly. But she's a good egg, bought my sister some fatty food so she doesn't die and put the doggo on her.

>>38891386
Excuse me I slept from 6-7ish
>>38891995
I wanted to talk about walls for a bit, and I'm trying to get more open to talking about sex, or just less averse

>>38892276
>I'm trying to get more open to talking about sex
I can basically hear Austria salivating

>>38892276
You lost, then.
I was just letting you know for the future. I never said making friends in there was your goal, but people wanted to add you so I thought I'd give you a fair warning. Why do you want to be more open about sex talk?

>>38892311
>salivating
Wrong lips anon
But no really, it's just a therapy thing, just if the topic comes up, don't feel grossed out or dirty and talk about it if I want to

>>38892311
Oh, ha-ha anon.

>>38892354
>wrong lips
Laura pls.
But I think that's good, opening up a little. Although I never thought you were particularly stuck up about sexuality.

They should make autistically screaming for mods when no rules are being broken a bannable offense. That would make this board so much better.

>>38892461
>Laura pls
But was I wrong? Just look where your hand is now!
just banking on the not so off chance your hand is in your pants right now

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>>38892612
Please, my hand is holding my Kindle. I'm not constantly masturbating.
You're like, 20 minutes late.

>>38892827
20 minutes before this post was this >>38892461
Just wanted to acknowledge that
My cat is also kneading my boobs

>>38893394
M-maybe it was 30 minutes. Shush.
>having pussy on your boobs
Wew, lewd.

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>>38893394
Play with your pussy, Laura. It's been too long.
Also I'm not sure if this is an embarrassing picture of you as a kid but I still want you to email me one.

I'd like to hold austria's hand

>>38893433
So immediately before your first post?
We're just cuddling now, I had to push his massive ass off me
>>38893477
Oh ha ha very funny anon
I don't even have your email

>>38893548
Does that mean I have to wash my hands? Meh.

>>38893611
Yeah sorta. There was some thread about masturbation and I figured, oh well.
>massive ass
Post catbutt, I don't think I've ever seen a cat with a massive ass.

>>38893639
Uh, no
Keep your hands the way they are, if they're clean enough to type they're good with me

>>38893548
Back of the line pls
>>38893639
>Does that mean I have to wash my hands?
Some people might want to hold them even if they're unwashed. Maybe especially.
>Post catbutt
Seconded, post butt

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>Yesterday afternoon
>Sis has always been abnormally ticklish growing up
>A poke would be too much for her, so it's always been pretty funny to annoy her like this every now and then growing up
>Haven't done it in a while, so why not?
>She's on her phone in bed
>One poke on her side
>The most dumbest giggle with a follow up "What are you doing?"
>Just told her I was bored
>She's pretty weird and just the anticipation of getting tickled sets her off
>Hovered my hand over her stomach and she still laughs
>Not even touching her and her defense was "Yeah, but I can still feel it"
>Confused as always, but I just dove in just cause
>She tried to keep her best to keep her laughter in but started to trash around a bit
>Thought she was going to pass out
>Nope, but she did do her best to pinch me
Called me an ass when she was composing herself. Well needed laugh.
>>38893548
>hand holding
Wew lad. That's some crazy thinking.

>>38893679
They're actually pretty clean, I'm mostly a cleanly person, about hand washing because I love cuddling my dog but hate my hands smelling like dog.

>>38893701
>back of the line pls
I mean, if my hands are being held you might need to touch me elsewhere.

>>38893724
That's just adorable. My imouto is pretty ticklish too but somehow able to fight it/hold back and she tries to not give in but eventually she just breaks, it's cute.

>>38893611
[email protected]
Show us your cat's ass. Take it from the same angle Austria did with her dog, I want to compare your mosquito bites.

>>38893701
>>38893832
Good thing she has two hands to hold

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>>38893832
She's a trooper if she tries her best like you say. You're a cold blooded killer though, Austria. I respect that though. Ever had the tables turned on you before?
My sister likes to hide near the bathroom door and waits for me to get out to spook me. She's actually successful the majority of the times, but I play it cool because I'd rather not give her the satisfaction.

>>38893724
>>just the anticipation of getting tickled sets her off
As someone always on the receiving end of tickling you've no idea how torturous that is
Still cute though
>>38893832
>you might need to touch me elsewhere
If it's all fine with you I'll grab your ankle and let you drag me around from there instead
>>38893987
I'd have thought the other hand might be preoccupied

>>38893987
>two hands to hold
Dude
What the fuck

>>38893922
Pls, no bully.

>>38893987
The implication being that my other hand would be elsewhere, I assume.

>>38894006
>You're a cold blooded killer though, Austria
Yeah, I'm a beast, I know.
She occasionally tries to tickle me too but I'm pretty resilient, I'm only ticklish behind my knees and on my feet, so I got the advantage.

>>38894069
>I'll grab your ankle
That's not exactly what I had in mind, but oh well.

>>38894069
>>38894078
>>38894114
No, we have to hold onto both of her hands tightly to prevent masturbation
Hand holding doesn't gotta be lewd

>>38894114
>That's not exactly what I had in mind
W-what did you have in mind?
We're both spoken for, you know, I only have strictly platonic desires.
>>38894284
Do we tie her down as well? It might be, uh, distracting to hold her all day.

>>38894069
>no idea how torturous it is
Is it really? It's more hilarious than having her squirm around to be honest. It's like magic.
>>38894114
Good job on being a fortress then.

>>38894352
I guess we can tie her down but we'd need to be very gentle

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>>38894284
>prevent masturbation
I will cut you, anon.
It's therapeutic, you know.

>>38894352
Just cuddling, of course. Platonically. But very tightly. To prevent any lewd.
>Do we tie her down as well?
Don't you dare, I swear I'll struggle. A little. At first.

>sister just had her 14th birthday
>always been cute and loved me
>slim body but already becoming a titty monster
>about to go on vacation where we'll be sharing a bed
fuuuuuck

>>38894432
I'm sure you won't be dissatisfied, but people should be allowed to hold your hand without you masturbating

>>38894471
I know that feel anon.
Just sleep with your back to her and keep your masturbation to the shower.

>>38894488
Of course. I can be good if need be.

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Ya'll ever talk about anything besides scratching the kitty?
Rolling 'cause big sis is being lazy and won't get outta bed.

>>38894471
Treat her like an adult. If you get an erection, be mature about it and don't try anything with her.

>>38894583
Sometimes, but it's Austria's favorite topic and she likes to drag others into the conversation.

>>38894364
It's pretty torturous for me at least, though I'm really ticklish.
There were a few times with my oldest imouto when we still slept together that I had to roll over and restrain her just to stop her from tickling me because she wouldn't listen when I told her to stop
>>38894432
>very tightly
Well, that's where the rope comes in of course. Just as friends, though. Nothing weird.
>I swear I'll struggle
>At first.
Good girl.
>>38894471
Just keep yourself reserved and your private duties private and everything will be fine
>>38894583
Sure we do, it's just a fun hobby to talk about.

I didn't mean he has a big butt, just that he's massive in general
We fell asleep and when I woke up he was gone, I gave up looking for him but when I do I'll take a pic of that cat ass

>>38894583
We can talk about Gundam if you like. Sayla being the best sister of course.
>>38894861
>had to roll over and restrain her just to stop her from tickling me
Look at muscle Ella go. Still, that's pretty hilarious.

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tfw no sister but had a dream last night that taylor swift was my imouto as well as well as an even younger sibling although I could not tell its gender. I was reading a book and we were idly chatting about things. The little kid was staring at me and smiling which kind of creeped me out. Then Taylor swify casually just started undressing for a shower and asked me while topless "anon onii-chan am I too fat? Are my boobs too small" Weirdly I wasn't even aroused by them and told her she needed to eat more (she looked kind of anorexic) and then patted her on the head.

>>38894865
Good that you got some more rest, Lau. Still waiting for that picture whenever you want to send it.

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>>38894865
Herro Lau

>>38894966
>>38894954
When I type Lau my phone usually recommends Laura, but sometimes it recommends Lau I guess
I'm just gonna shorten my trip to this

>>38894583
Occasionally, but scratching the kitty is pretty fun. But we also talk about imouto cuddling.

>>38894689
>she likes to drag others into the conversation
Scratching and screaming if necessary. Although it rarely is, Ella is fortunately rather, say, interested herself.

>>38894861
>Just as friends, though. Nothing weird.
Obviously. No homo. Just friends tying each other up, in a platonic way. I'd let you borrow my massager, for tickling.

Is the fellow with the cute little brother around? We need to balance out the girls

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>>38894583
Well hugging the ho didn't help her get up outta bed, neither did pushing her 'cause she just kicked me. She wants me to go buy donuts, might just let her starve.
>>38894937
Brah all I remember about Gundam is I saw a hot blonde showering and I was like yeeeeh and then a nigga was like "You still in there Char?" and then I was gay for a day.
>>38894471
Brah it's just a bed, also don't give a 14 year old the sausage surprise, sister or no.

>>38895030
How do we know that's really you?

>>38895202
What game or whatever is that?
Make her some breakfast. Eggs on toast with some juice.

>>38894937
>muscle
I mean I'll take the praise but all I did was lie on top of her and pin her down a little just so she knew it was serious
>>38895101
>Scratching and screaming if necessary
Wouldn't that be preferable?
>Just friends tying each other up
We'd have to get your older sister to help tie us together at one point, can't finish the job when you're all tied down. She can use the massager to tickle us too.

>>38895030
Woah, woah, woah

We need some confirmation here

>>38895249
Eggs are hard, can I throw them at her instead.
Is some bullshit Giant Bomb played, Tender Loving Care I think.

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>>38895202
>Gay for Char
Thought you were cool before, but you've transcended. Go fetch the donuts, or better yet, take the advice from the other guy and make her breakfast. Would seem better than just donuts.

>>38895345
>Eggs are hard
What
Ellie's 13 year old sister can make them. Make her some toast and bring her an uncooked egg and ask her to show you how to cook it.

>>38895147
Do you mean me as in the guy whose brother is a transexual?

>>38895295
>Wouldn't that be preferable?
Depends on where you like to scratch.
>getting tied up together by my older sister
Could you please stop looking into my head. It is very distracting and my sister is in no position to help me out right now.

I'm just here to collect my dubs, don't mind me.

>>38895390
Maybe..
How are you two today?

>>38895361
>>38895384
Brah, she caught me messing with the eggs and was all "Awww you're sweet, go get donuts though, I'll make eggs". Guess we meeting eachother halfway.

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>>38895384
>Ellie
Why
>13 year old sister
The older one actually. I'm sure the youngest could do it too, though she's a little older than 13.
>>38895466
>Depends on where you like to scratch
Is anywhere a bad place for a good scratch?
>please stop looking into my head
Make me.
>my sister is in no position to help me out right now
Well, you know what to do about that.

>>38895646
Pretty normal. He went to church, he's definitely not religious but his two friends go to the same church and he doesn't get to see them much during the summer. He just puts on a disguise and looks like a really effeminate boy. He says he doesn't get any trouble there. Other than that we're just hanging around. I'll start some yard work soon which usually results in him laying out on the deck because if he stays inside mom starts giving him chores.

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>>38895547
Embarrassing. Check these.

>>38895810
>Is anywhere a bad place for a good scratch?
There's definitely places I would not want scratched, but I think I mentioned my interest in underboob scratching.
>Make me
I'll just tie you up.
>you know what to do about that
I'm watching TV with my imouto for now so just a little bit of thigh rubbing. But I'll go to bed soonish.
How's the score with you, by the by?

>>38895838
Give him lots of hugs and kisses on his cheeks when he's dressed all pretty and girly. It'll make him feel more accepted as a female.

>>38895838
Does he prefer to be called he?
Why don't they help you out in the yard, anyways?

>>38895960
So all the time?

>>38895993
No, I use female pronouns and refer to her as my sister in real life. I just avoid it when posting about her on 4chan because it just causes people to go nuts about the whole trans thing.

Basically post after post of
>her

>>38896038
Well I understand that but it has me a bit confused
I want to refer to her as she if it's what she prefers

But why doesn't she help you in your yard?

>>38896081
She won't see it so she won't be offended either way. In my mind it's worth it for avoiding the trouble. I don't really have a reason to make sure people I'll never meet use the correct pronouns.

The yard and garden is my thing though. It's a bit of a safe haven. She doesn't want to get dirty anyways.

>>38896168
What do you have in the garden? I wanted to do a bit of gardening this year but I got lazy and now there's so many weeds

>>38896168
But anon, the correct pronouns are he, him, and his. Now go to where he is, and give him a kiss on his cheek, and post results please.

>>38895939
>interest in underboob scratching
Like actual scratching?
I don't think I'd like to be scratched anywhere unless it was itchy, but behind the ears feels super nice
>I'll just tie you up
I can't imagine you tying someone up, I bet you'd get all flustered and embarrassed before you even got to the rope.
>How's the score with you
I'm okay, just lazing in my room like always, I think I'll go to sleep early
Didn't get up to anything special with M yesterday, just lounged and slept over. She liked the present, though.

>>38896254
I'm a big fan of not just having a ton of flowers so mostly ferns and caladiums. Then I have some daisies and lillies sprinkled in. I really want to get a japanese maple but they're super expensive and pretty darn hard to transplant. Gardening isn't hard though, it's just being willing to do the tedious work.

>>38896267
I think my point has been made.

>>38896267
I think he's trying to be a good brother and respect her
You'd think this thread would get that

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>>38881600
I don't have a family to hug because my mom left to be with my dad on a vacation or something. And its my birthday tomorrow, her sixth year doing this in a row.

My big brother doesn't want to visit either.

>>38896354
Yeah, I really like gardening and being in the dirt I just don't think about it enough
I want a garden with fruits, when I was little we had cherries and raspberries

>>38896392
Happy birthday anon! What would you like as a gift?

>>38896399
My mom keeps telling me to start growing fruits and vegetables but I really just don't care for the upkeep. I want a garden that's visually satisfying, I don't care about making a salad.

If you want to get started you can always just go to a supermarket and get something cheap. That way you get used to maintaining and arranging without dumping a bunch of money in.

>>38896392
Happy early birthday anon! Do something nice for yourself, order a pizza or go see a movie.

Gardening is one of those things I always wanted to get into and never did. It'd probably force me to spend more time with my mom though.

>>38896271
Well, maybe nail dragging is the better term. Not drawing blood or anything like that, I just the slight mingling of pain and pleasure.
And yes, behind the ears scratching is top comfy.
>I bet you'd get all flustered and embarrassed before you even got to the rope
Y-you don't know that. I could practice shibari beforehand or something.
I meant more how often you noodled. Girlfriend noodling counts too.

>>38896392
A happy birthday anon.

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>>38896424
Aw thank you anon! I'm not really sure, I was probably going to stay in bed all day and watch stuff and play on my 3ds. I'd really like someone to just speak with on my birthday, I don't talk to many people. Or a hug.

>>38896516
Ehe thanks! I can't go outside much so I might order something in, though everything here is so expensive.

>>38896543
Thank you.

>>38896355
Hey man, I'm not judging, but he'll never be a female and his brother is the only man that will ever love him like a woman. And I want him to give him a kiss.

>>38896543
You'd end up turning gardening into lesbian mud wrestling.

>>38896573
What game are u playing?

>>38896585
I don't think that's true, there are plenty of men who like trans girls

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>Sis dropped that "Okay tell me why the fuck you been acting all like you're my boyfriend or some shit" bomb while we was eating
>"Girl what, I just love you"
>"That all?"
>Yeh
>"Alright, love you too"
>Big ol' cheek kiss
Thought I was dead but everything's fine, wew. Rolling.

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>>38896617
>trans
>girls

>>38896632
>brotherzoned
>everything's fine
Maybe on the outside.

>>38896617
>trans girls
Not trying to be a dick, but that doesn't exist. You can't turn into a girl, so a trans girl doesn't exist.
>inb4 but fish
I'm talking about humans.

>>38896632
Good. You've done most of the rolls, so why not think up something to do and do it?

>>38896617
I'm playing animal crossing and monhun generations!

I'm going to leave 4chan I forget the people I share this board with
I try to contribute to the thread but it's endlessly frustrating with generally awful anons

>>38896699
That's awesome! I never really got into animal crossing but I love me some monster hunter
What weapon do you use? Maybe we can be friends?

>>38896684
You're trying to be a dick, fuck off

>>38896684
I do the rolls 'cause I'm bad at that shit man, if someone's got ideas I'll listen as long as they aint all fucked up.
>>38896670
>brotherzoned
What does that even mean, I'm her brother, I was born in the brotherzone.

>>38896392
Happy birthday, man. Why doesn't your brother want to visit anyways? Too busy? Are you a Lance friend?
>>38896718
Just stay around, Anon.

>>38896585
I could garden without lesbian mud wrestling, those are two completely distinct activities.

>>38896632
Sounds like she's cute, be sure to kiss her cheek more often, and maybe try and not walk in on her furiously rubbing off.

I'm gonna roll again, just for fun.

>>38896718
You'll get used to it, after a few years you learn to mentally filter out certain people.

>>38896759
What's the point? So I can entertain these sort of people? It's a waste of time and energy

>>38896756
But you can be so much more.

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>>38896736
I'm playing with the long sword, I'm pretty new so I suck at it. Right now I'm farming screaming sacs to make sonic bombs to kill the cephadrome.

>>38896759
i'm not a man i'm a girl! that's why I'd like my big brother to visit so I could maybe hug him. What's a Lance friend?

>>38896769
I'm not like that, I'm as sensitive as the day I started browsing back in 2009
I don't know why I do this to myself

>>38896794
Sweet! I play hammer, lance, and sns
Lance friend is a cool friend who uses a lance, like beargguy (I think)
I'm working but maybe we could hunt later? Monhun is way more fun with friends
I might even share my discord...

>>38896794
>that feel when no imouto who wants to hug you

>>38896755
I'm not being a dick, I'm being a realist. He's a man. He'll never be a woman. There's no reason to indulge and support their mental illness.

>>38896756
Kiss on the cheek, smack her ass.

>>38896838
Oh, we could if you'd like to. Also I didn't mean longsword I meant the charge blade. It looks so cool and is fun to use.

>>38896842
My brother doesn't want to hug me anyways so its bleh.

>>38896756
Don't get pressured to do anything you don't want to. You two seem really great.
>ideas
I dunno. What are her interests?
>>38896781
Entertain? Look at the thread right now. Everyone is friendly. Yes, it does get a bit crazy at times, but you can't let that get to you.
>>38896794
>i'm not a man i'm a girl!
I've referred to my sister and her friend as "man" for the longest of times. I just can't kick the habit unfortunately. Hopefully you get that hug.
>What's a Lance friend
Lance users
>>38896838
Nothing will beat the fun I had with my sister in MH4U. We both poked the shit outta stuff.

>>38896877
Call him and tell him you miss him and want a hug. How old are you two?

>>38896877
Oh yeah, charge blade is one weapon I've used pretty often and it's a good time
Add me at Thundertwig#3700 if you wanna hunt and maybe chat

I'm a little busy this week but I would like to play! Anybody else can add me, too, if they want to talk about dinosaurs or d&d

>>38896935
I'm 20 and he's 22. I'm a bit too shy for that, and he'd find it weird I think.

>>38896917
Thank you.

>>38896960
Okie, I'll add you later!

>>38896392
I'm sorry about your family. Treat yourself to something nice, birthday anon.
>>38896543
>nail dragging
That just sounds uncomfortable, but you do you.
>I could practice shibari beforehand or something
You know practicing is different from the real thing, Elsa. Now stop fussing, if you can't handle the ropes I'll have to take them off you and do it myself.
>how often you noodled
This week maybe a grand guesstimate of five times or so, my libido has been on a down recently. When I'm with M I just feel like cuddling more than anything else.

>>38896762
Wouldn't call her cute but whatever, and I don't wanna catch her slapping the pancake again so we're good there.
>>38896788
Brah apparently we already closer than most siblings, I think we all good.
>>38896875
I already smack it sometimes, it'd be kinna inappropriate right now for reasons tho
>>38896917
>interests
Hmm, she likes fucking with me, doing yoga and some workout shit, and getting wine-drunk while watching GoT. Sometimes all'a those at once.

>>38897022
Could always be better. Hell, I wish I had your kind of relationship.

>>38896993
There's no reason to be shy. It shouldn't be weird for one sibling to want to spend time with another.
Happy early birthday.

>>38897022
What reasons?

My oldest brother is 17 years older than me and my other brother is 14 years older than me. I practically grew up as an only child and my brothers don't acknowledge my existence at all. Im scared that my relationship with my brothers will never improve, and one day when my parents pass the only connection I have with my brothers will completely gone and I will truly be alone. They have their own families and their own lives, they don't care or have time to communicate with their loser NEET little brother. I'm pissed that my parents decided to have me so late, it's not fucking fair, I don't even view my brothers as brothers, more like uncles that come by to say hello to my parents once or twice a month while throwing a "hey buddy" and a poke in the rib to me and leave me alone the rest of the time.
I'm sad.

>>38897229
I'm in the opposite position, but I know that feel.

>>38897019
>That just sounds uncomfortable
That's what I thought at first, too, but it's actually oddly thrilling. I'm far from masochist but it's quite exciting to me.
Obviously it's not for everyone. I just read about it in a fanfic recently and figured I'd give it a go.
>if you can't handle the ropes I'll have to take them off you and do it myself
Oh, please, anything but that, I would try very hard to struggle, of course. In all honesty though, I think taking turns would be fun.
>five times
Well, cuddling can be really fun too, I definitely understand that. Still, step it up. I haven't been doing it a lot either though. Well. For a given value of "a lot".

>>38897022
>slapping the pancake
I quite like finding new euphemisms for diddling the skittle, too.
>doing yoga, getting wine-drunk and watching shitty TV
Could be my mom, except the skittle diddling.

>>38897221
She's just not really getting dressed as an excuse to not leave the house (Dunno why I had to fight to get her to stay home yesterday, but today she aint leaving). I dunno what she's got on under that shirt, don't wanna handful of bare ass.
>>38897290
Ya'll got me tryna think of a Taste the Rainbow joke with that skittle diddling, but it aint coming out.

>>38897522
>not slapping her bare ass in any case to establish dominance
Pls.
>Taste the Rainbow
Well, I'm nowhere near that flexible. Not that I've tried, of course.

>>38897522
>don't wanna handful of bare ass.
Why not?

>>38897590
Girl you don't know her, if I tried to "establish dominance" she'd have me pinned to the floor and crushed under her fatass until I swear to wash dishes forever or some shit.

>>38897290
>I think taking turns would be fun
It's a date, then.
>step it up
I'm sorry mistress, I'll tell myself off for not keeping up with you. I promise I'll be in the mood to boil some new pasta soon, after I take this nightly nap.
>>38897705
>pinned to the floor and crushed under her fatass
You make that sound like a bad thing

>>38897705
>pinned to the floor and crushed under her fatass
>Implying that's a bad thing
Smack her ass and ask her to wrestle

>>38897705
I'm not into being sexually bullied into submission, of course, but you make it sound a little hot.

>>38897751
Woo, dyke date. I'll get the flannel.
>I'll be in the mood to boil some new pasta soon
You better, else I'll have to come and help.

>>38897695
>>38897751
>>38897766
Man, why's everybody all weird. Ima ditch you guys for awhile and have some nice, wholesome fun with my sister.

>>38881618
I live alone but I guess I'll do this next time I see a family member

>>38897882
>wholesome
You can't fool us.

>>38897882
>why's the incestuous dyke and the yearning-to-be incestuous dyke on this Mongolian throat singing enthusiasts forum all weird
Golly gee anon I wonder why indeed

>>38897882
Have a nice time with your sister, anon.
That's what I wanted to do, too, but my older sister went to bed early because she apparently needs to catch up on sleep, and my imouto is in her room and locked her door.
So I'm gonna go to bed too, armed with chocolate and watch some Netflix by myself.

>>38898021
I don't see anything wrong with this.

>when the crazy old lady next door yells at me for five minutes because my brother likes to sunbathe in a thong and she saw into the backyard through her window

Just another day in the life I guess.

>>38893394
>My cat is also kneading my boobs

Your what now?

>>38898512
I can't help imagine the "feels like I'm wearing nothing at all" scene.

>>38898589
Her cat, FALBO. Says so right there.

>>38898512
Looks good in a thong? Why would she yell at you?

>>38898627
Yeah, I got that her cat was doing the kneeding. I just didn't know she got boobs while I was away.

>>38898627
Sorry, I don't know what you mean by that.

>>38898651
If you like effeminate boys then yeah. Not totally girlish yet but the waist is starting to pinch a little. He got lucky we don't have flat asses too. To be fair our mom doesn't let him starve himself like most trans girls do.

>haven't spoke to my brothers in at least 9 years
>get shot when I hugged them
Thanks /r9k/

-Posted from my HellPhone

>>38898668
I don't think you understand. Pic related.

>>38898732
https://youtu.be/AlREUROGwpI

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>>38898809
Wew, looks like I'm retarded. I should focus on shitposting instead of trying to multi-task.

>>38898819
Hahaha, cute.

This gives a whole new meaning to breast torture

>>38898732
H-how old are they? I hope legal

>>38898919
16, not quite there but it's not like I do anything I shouldn't. I thought it was evident I didn't want to do anything.

>>38898970
Not for your sake, I understand what your position is
I'm just curious

>>38898999
The only age related concern I think you could have is starting his transition as a minor. To be fair he's been in girl clothes and bending his diet for a few years now. It took him a couple until my mom caved and let him start hormone therapy.

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>>38898819
>this image
Goddamn it Japan

>>38899081
No I was just being a pervert and wondering if she was fuckable

>>38899081
I'm not very knowledgeable about trans stuff, I thought it wasn't legal for minors to transition? It's quite some hefty drugs after all.

>>38899479
>titcow bullying.gif

>>38899597
Physically, probably. Mentally, not even close.

>>38899609
If you get the okay from a qualified medical professional and your legal guardian then it's okay.

>>38899743
well, 16 is too young either way, which is why I asked, no more sexualization here

>>38899743
Who in their right mind would say "Yea, sure, give him these drugs, he'll look like a woman in no time"

>>38899839
because it's often more harmful to tell them to be happy with the way they are and stop wanting to change
It's a treatment just like any other disorder or disease

>>38899609
> I thought it wasn't legal for minors to transition

Minors can't transition, and they can't get hormones. If their legal guardian and two (depends on jurisdiction) psychologists agree, they can get puberty blockers so that they can decide whether to get hormones when they get older.

Wait a second is the thread not bumping

>>38899937
I agree somewhat, and to be honest I don't know enough about it to really have an opinion but I think I read that while transitioning helps with the gender dysphoria and such, it doesn't help with the depression/suicidal feelings?

>>38900475
I see, that seems to be a good enough control mechanism I suppose.

Also my imouto came for a quick fix in cuddling and then went away again. Oh well.

>>38900582
She locked the door so she could masturbate to yuri, then had tingly feelings and wanted to hug you

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>Sis caught me looking at the op pic here >>38895490
>"Damn, when'd you take that picture of me?"
Bitch wishes it was her. She's in the tub now, how ya'll doing? Mybe rolling.

>>38900746
Compliment your sister's figure

>>38900582
The suicide rate is virtually halved between pre and post-transition trans people but you'd expect it to not be eliminated just to the degree that transition is not socially sanctioned.

It's a tough situation because on the one hand either starting yourself on HRT or not starting yourself on it is irreversible after you get through puberty. You can't decide you'd rather have a big dick after you chemically castrate yourself, and you can't decide you'd rather have a feminine facial structure after you develop the chadest jaw, so we want people to make a choice after due reflection *and* in due time (a rushed decision just as much as a delayed decision could trap them in a physiology that causes them psychological distress). But on the other hand this is complicated because we don't think children are capable of reflecting to make this serious decisions(or we think they have half-formed critical interests) and we want to protect their long-term autonomy. This is why science has converged on the idea of puberty-blockers. It's the only thing that can sort of stall things until we are comfortable with a decision being made either way.

>>38900746
Making pizza with the family here. We aren't very good at it but pizza is pizza. Cooking together is something my brother's therapist suggested a couple years ago when he first started speaking out about his dysphoria. It's supposed to create trust and help with bonding. We still do it now even though we're as good as ever.

>>38900711
>locked the door so she could masturbate
Probably.
>to yuri
Unlikely.
>then had tingly feelings
So shortly after presumably masturbating? Please.

>>38900746
>pic
More like what ya'll (y'all?) dykes wish we would be doing.

>>38900794
I'd be interested to read about the suicide statistics, do you have a source?

>>38900582
>Also my imouto came for a quick fix in cuddling and then went away again.

Which imouto? The sub-basement aged one, or the post-basement-aged one?

>>38900794
That's interesting.

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Sorry, my mom dragged me out
We saw Atomic Blonde, that was pretty good

>>38900882
Sub-basement aged, which is the only imouto I have, only have a nee-san otherwise.

>>38900783
Man I thought you meant literally right now, made myself laugh picturing me charging in there all like "BITCH YOU PRETTY". But nah, she gets enough compliments already.
>>38900845
Damn yo, that's cool. Meybe I'll try that with the woman sometime.

>>38887251
Another dutchfag! We could pretty much run this town. Anyways, before I read the rest of the thread let me just ramble a bit. I got free from work for a bit to watch the finale of the women's european championship football. We were the only ones home for the first half. We sat on the couch and drank tea and I fed her chocolat cookies. It was pretty comfy but I tried to keep my distance. Later today when we went to bed she asked me to help make the bed in her room. I declined and told her she needs to learn to do shit for herself. I hate throwing everything aside for a second of her time but I hate trying to keep my distance. Why can't I do the in-between?

>>38901001
Telling her you love her should fix all your problems

>wake up in the middle of the night
>half my stuffies are now on the floor
>don't want to stretch out and pick them back up
>sad because they're lonely now
>can't sleep anymore
uugh
blogshit
>>38900866
Do you really think she might've actually done the do just before hugging you? Scary. What if she didn't wash her hands?
>>38901001
Cousin anon?
You're not obligated to spoil your cousin and do everything she asks, keep a reasonable distance, but don't completely blank her. It just makes the feeling worse.
Glad you're doing well at least

>>38900966
>charging in there all like "BITCH YOU PRETTY"
You should definitely do that.

>>38901098
Pick up your plushies, silly.
>Do you really think she might've actually done the do
I don't know of course but I can't think of any other good reason to lock your door during the evening. I hope she washed her hands, though. Can't be copying her nee-sans sins now.

>>38900966
It'd be better to bust in with "Hey I know you probably get plenty of compliments, but I just want to let you know that in the most platonic way possible I really like the shape of your butt- Oh, you're naked. My bad, I'll leave you alone."

>>38900866
>I'd be interested to read about the suicide statistics

Sure. When people say that transition doesn't lower the suicide rate of trans people they are usually engaging in a pretty egregious sleight of hand, where they compare the suicide rate of post-transition trans people with the suicide rate of the general population, compared to which it of course remains higher. However comparing the suicide rate of pre and post-op trans people shows a significant reduction (and therefore an improvement from their previous situation). This started as a misrepresentation of this
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3043071/

study by C.Dhejne et al which actually states nothing of the sort (and the scientists behind it have explained this repeatedly once the meme became viral).

The study reported here
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/827713

shows a 90% reduction in depression comorbidity.

I'm more familiar with reductions in the suicide rate in particular

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19473181

>The average reduction was from 30 percent pretreatment to 8 percent post treatment.

http://www.gires.org.uk/assets/Medpro-Assets/trans_mh_study.pdf

>63% thinking about or attempting suicide more before they transitioned

http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S1158136006000491?via=sd&cc=y

>Rate of suicide attempts dropped dramatically from 29.3 percent to 5.1 percent after receiving medical and surgical treatment among Dutch patients

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3219066

>suicide fell from 19 percent to zero percent in transgender men and from 24 percent to 6 percent in transgender women

In fact, the very study that is usually miscited as proving that transition either increases or doesn't decrease suicidal feelings is this one

I don't remember if any of these are paywalled. Use sci-hub if they are.

>>38901295
This part

>In fact, the very study that is usually miscited as proving that transition either increases or doesn't decrease suicidal feelings is this one

should have been deleted, since I moved it to the beginning of the reply.

>>38901232
>Pick up your plushies
I'm tired I don't wanna
Encourage me
>Can't be copying her nee-san
You've goo hugged her though so it's only fair

>>38901295
Thanks, I appreciate it.

>>38901324
>encourage me
Who's going to watch you noodle if your plushies are strewn all over the floor, huh?
>You've goo hugged her though
Shush, there's no way you can prove that.

>>38901043
Idunno man, that's weird to do out of the blue. I already did it once after she did it first but she just quickly replied with "yeah I love you too" and continued the conversation we were having.
>>38901098
I usually don't wake up till morning but I don't start sleeping before 2 am usually. And I don't want to spoil her or be an ice queen but I don't know how to compose myself. It's like I got a sort of hunger for her but the only way to stop drooling in front of her is to convince myself she's the worst and not associate with her.
>Glad you're doing well at least
I'm trying to juggle my minimum wage job of 40ish hours a week (someimes more somegimes less) and terrible work times with addictive internet usuage and emotional stress. Tho desu as far as the general userbase of this board is concerned I'm doing great yeah, I'll stay at the edge of the pity party.

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>>38901232
>>38901255
Man ya'll joking but I could totally go in there and say something, done it before, aint weird as long as she remembered the curtain. I gotta piss anyway, be back in two.

>>38901411
I realized my mistake when I hit post. I meant tell her how you feel about her. Stop procrastinating.

>>38894550
>keep your masturbation to the shower
Very bad idea as a dude. Most awkward situation you'll ever be in is when your showerdrain is clogged up and when you and your dad fix it a big ball of hair stuck together with cum comes up. His face of apprehention and dissappointment was priceless though. Also before someone goes grammernazi, it's 2 am and I'm tired, I'm not gonna look shit up alright.

>>38901295
These rates seem pretty good
I'm happy for the people who became less depressed or suicidal, that's what its all for

>>38901528
>Stop procrastinating
But that's all I'm good and all I'm not too scared for to do.

>>38901459
Sounds pretty fun, go for it.

>>38901566
Really? The more you know.

>>38901386
Oh I think they like it better when I don't do it near them anyway, I like biting the penguins when I spaghetti
I always apologize though
>there's no way you can prove that
I can
I'll just come to you in my nicest dress and ask you nicely if you goohug your sisters
>>38901411
Sleeping before midnight is super fun

I think the key is to just not care about it anymore and be more cynical, it's a stupid, arbitrary and illogical emotion that makes you delude yourself into thinking you have a special connection. Don't be close to her "because of love", don't distance yourself "because of love". That's a stupid reason and it has no right to invade your mind. She's just a girl, not anyone special.
I'm sorry I'll be a sad sap somewhere else now

>>38901570
Fuck it brother. If they think they're the opposite sex, they're mentally ill and usually would be better off dead.

>>38901614
Tell her. Even rejection and a strained relationship are better than what you're going for.

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>>38901657
>I like biting the penguin when I spaghetti
First off, wew.
Secondly, you're telling me I'm a plushie rapist while you bite yours? Please.
>I'll just come to you in my nicest dress and ask you nicely
That'd work better if you came to me without wearing your nicest dress.

>>38901664
I'd rather people be happy and productive
What does it matter to you, anyways?

>>38901664
>Even rejection and a strained relationship are better than what you're going for
Getting kicked kicked out of the house I'm living inand therefore having to move and losing my job isn't really gonna be better then just a little strained relationship with her not knowing why.
>>38901657
>I think the key is to just not care about it anymore and be more cynical, it's a stupid, arbitrary and illogical emotion that makes you delude yourself into thinking you have a special connection. Don't be close to her "because of love", don't distance yourself "because of love". That's a stupid reason and it has no right to invade your mind. She's just a girl, not anyone special.
>I'm sorry I'll be a sad sap somewhere else now
It's okay I get it, just a part of me doesn't want to do this. I've been like this for years, it's just gotten worse recently because we live in the same house now, though I had a pretty bad episode a like 2 years back. I tried to keep track of how much time I wasted thinking about her everyday but just doing that would make me think about her more so that didn't help either. Anyway, I'm trying but my heart's eluding my mind.

>>38901664
This is a common (but maliciously perpetuated) misunderstanding. If they thought they were the opposite sex they wouldn't be dysphoric about their sex. They'd already think they are as they want to be. Trans people are very clear on the details of their physiology and this is what causes them distress, which,thankfully, we can easilly alleviate through the use of tried and tested scientific procedures.

>>38901459
>>38901640
Wasnt all that neat or anything, just asked if she was finishing soon and she told me to get her out before GoT comes on. Bitch started laughing when I was pissing, dunno why the fuck. Said I loved her on the way out, dunno if she heard.

>>38901295
This is also very very interesting.

>>38901761
Don't know which part you're referring to.

>>38901766
I don't know your family or culture but I'm sure the odds of you getting kicked out of the house because you love her are slim to none.

>>38901777
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. If you're saying they're not sure whether they're male or female or something like that, I apply my previous conclusion to them.

>>38901795
Will you cuddle while watching your incest pseudo-porn?

>>38901903
Nevermind, you've chosen a weird thing to be stubborn about so I'm not wasting my time

>>38901903
>I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

I'm saying that transgender people are not confused about their physiology. They know what their genitals look like very well. They don't falsely think they have a different set of genitals (which, if it was the case, would make them happy, not dysphoric), but for a variety of complex and well studied reasons their actual physiology which they know they have causes them psychological distress.

>>38901943
When I see people like him I remember that my sister is healthy, happy, and a great student with legitimate prospects for her future. That alone is enough to tell me that they're wrong. If they want to think like that then it isn't my problem.

I wouldn't be surprised if they masturbated to traps anyways

>>38901903
>odds of you getting kicked out of the house because you love her are slim to none
I live with her family with the strict set of rules that if anyone has a problem with me I leave. I pay rent and keep to their house rules but I already almost got kicked out because I left the keys in the front door once for about a minute till I went looking for them and found them again. They're good people just very autistic in when it comes to their rules.

>>38901996
Good perspective on it. Thanks for your presence in the threads, it certainly makes me feel like I fit in better among the anons here

What's going on with you tonight?

>>38901753
They can take my teeth and more, I don't vagina them, unlike you
I apologize afterwards anyway, what have you done to make up for your crimes?
>came to me without wearing your nicest dress
It's harder to tease and entice when naked
But I'll come to you either way
>>38901766
I'm sorry
I'd say more but it's super late and phoneposting a shit
I know what you mean about bad episodes and wasting time thinking too much though, I would stay up an entire night just writing his name down over and over and all it did was hurt more but I still did it

>>38901996
You don't have a sister, anon. Even if I did jack it to traps, a trap and man that is upset by the unchangeable fact that he's a man aren't the same thing.

>>38902006
Whatever man. Keep suffering. Don't keep complaining about it.

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>>38900893
I would like that movie better if she wasn't constantly called "The female James Bond". Kind of ruins it for me.

unrelated pic is for you

>>38901844
Oh hey where have you been?

>>38902038
Just hanging out. Mowed the lawn, leveled the mulch and watered everything. I'm all out of things to do on a Sunday.

>it certainly makes me feel like I fit in better among the anons here
Are you trans?

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>>38902074
>I don't vagina them
Well, you're missing out.
>make up for your crimes
Facesitting isn't a crime, biting things might be. Elmo has never complained.
>its harder to tease and entice when naked
That's true, the unwrapping is part of the fun, but I'm a very simple woman sometimes, with simple tastes. I like cute naked girls.

>>38902199
>Don't keep complaining about it.
Please look at your webadress bar and consider the following:
>If you don't like people complaining about their shitty situation you should get out of here
>Complaining about it makes a shitty situation more bearable because it lets off steam as it were

Have a nice night and don't forget not to be a retard.

>>38902248
Rape victims are often too scared to speak out

>>38902231
I don't think it ruins it for me, per se, but it's definitely annoying. I don't mind trying to get a tag good marketing tag for something but they're just abusing it. It doesn't help that they're using something as iconic as James Bond though. I probably wouldn't see it anyways.

>>38902241
I'm not trans, I'm just a sensitive guy
I often feel out of place on 4chan because of it and my behaviour
I just think you seem like a good person and it makes me comfortable

Got anything easy to do indoors? I hope to play pokemon emerald most of tonight

>>38901903
>cuddle
Prolly not, We usually don't while watching this shit, shit's awkward. She be too busy with her wine anyway, ima be busy chugging half of it so she's not a fucking mess in the morning.

>>38902074
>I'd say more but it's super late and phoneposting a shit
It's okay. It's surpisingly nice to converse with someone who knows that feel in this particular case. And funny you're dutch too. Slaap lekker, het is nu echt wel bedtijd silly.

>>38902294
It would probably be better if you didn't reply to him. He's obviously just an asshole, it doesn't matter the topic.

>>38902231
I was working myself to an early grave as some of us (resentfully looking at you austrian rich girl) have to do, and also I had a basement guest I mean I started dating again, it was wholly benign, I promise

Not much else.

>>38902248
>I like cute naked girls.

In point of fact, nothing TM is the second cutest outfit a girl can possibly wear!

>>38902375
what's your favourite dinosaur, stud?

>>38902317
Yeah there are some serious idiots and assholes here. I feel like the point of 4chan is to come together and have fun no matter who you are, that's why it's anonymous. Thanks for the compliment though.

I'll probably play some fallout 4 or destiny later. I want to collect a bunch of power armor and I play destiny for the PvP. It's broken but I like the feel.

>>38902338
>Slaap lekker, het is nu echt wel bedtijd
This sounds exactly like the noise I imagine a tentacle monster would make if it tried to talk.

>>38902406
I hope you have fun!
I'm looking forward to trying destiny 2, I couldn't really get into destiny because console shooters make it hard
Hoping having it on PC will keep me more engaged, but mmos are exhausting these days..

Which is why I plan on playing pokemon or reading, nice and relaxing, stress-free entertainment

>>38902248
>Elmo has never complained
He was terrified of you and severely traumatized
My penguins support me when I'm sad and help me be happy
>I like cute naked girls
Oh you
Cute panty shopping is still on the menu, by the way.
>>38902338
Neeee ik wil liever wakker blijven en lekker spelen met mn plushes
Geen slaapjes voor mij
>>38902435
Don't insult our beautiful swamp dragon language

>>38902294
There's no point in complaining about it if he's never going to do anything about it. It pisses me off that he gave up so easily.

>>38902345
Sure, call me an asshole and ignore me. It won't help cousin anon and it won't make anon's "sister" right in the head.

>>38902006
I'm not gonna say that you should go and spill your guts to get it over quickly since it's very easy for you to get kicked out as it is, but are you sure that she'll go off and rat you out? You two seem close as it is, I don't know if she'd want to hurt you like that by blabbing about your confession.
Can't say much, but I do hope things go well for you.
>>38902375
Hope you stick around, man. Thought you might have gotten lost in a BDSM doujin avalanche.

>>38902486
>Neeee ik wil liever wakker blijven en lekker spelen

pls stop trying to awaken the elder god Cthulhu from his restless dreaming

>>38902441
I grew up playing console shooters and keyboard and mouse is just too awkward for me. Controllers feel fluid and smooth. I think it's just what you're used to. I get having a preference either way.

Destiny is great if you get a friend or two to play with you. Otherwise it starts to feel a little dreary. It's a pretty repetitive game so the conversation as you play is important to keep you interested.

I need a bit more activity. I like pokemon but I haven't played for a long time. Not much of a reader to be honest. I cool down enough in the garden.

>>38902435
>This sounds exactly like the noise I imagine a tentacle monster would make if it tried to talk.
Well I don't really know what to say to that. Our language is pretty funny I guess. Now I can only imagine a bluberring tentacle onster saying this in dutch. Somehow pretty believable.
>>38902486
>Neeee ik wil liever wakker blijven en lekker spelen met mn plushes
>Geen slaapjes voor mij
Godverdomme het kind is nog schattiger in het nederlands, waarom ben jij niet mijn imoutella? Ik ga proberen te slapen, hou je taai.
>>38902497
Thank you dude. Idunno what she'd do desu but I know she doesn't want to hurt anyone. Still doesn't put me at ease somehow.

>>38902557
I don't dislike controllers, but I haven't played a shooter on console since halo: reach, so it really fucked with me
That said, I really enjoy splatoon 2 so far, but I think the motion controls supplement the analog just enough for it to be comfortable for me

I played with a bunch of friends when the game first game out on >ps3 but they moved onto ps4 in the winter and I just stopped playing
I have fond memories of it, though, despite my general depression at the time

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>>38902307
Elmo loves me and I know it.

>>38902375
I'm glad you're still around, and that you're consensually entertaining basement guests.
>implying your grave will be much earlier than mine
I'm afraid to ask what's the cutest outfit.

>>38902435
I think it's a fun language, it sounds weird but playful. German is all rough and rigid and Reichsermaechtigungsgesetz-y. Or so I'm told.

>>38902486
>my penguins help me be happy
You think Elmo doesn't help me be happy?

>cute panty shopping is still on the menu
Yeah, I'm holding you to that. We'll try a few pairs and then switch after an appropriate time of wear.

>>38902530
Cthulhu is one of the Great Old Ones, not an Elder God, the Elder Gods are usually in opposition to Cthulhu and Co.

>>38902612
Yeah it's a fun game. It's nice and relaxed if you're playing well. It, for the most part, has a good community which helps. Most games have a very negative and agressive community but a lot of Destiny players are relaxed.

I'm going to go ahead and go though. My sister wants the living room TV so I'm gonna shower and then go to my bedroom.

>>38902375
>I started dating again
Hey good for you

>>38902810
Alrighty, take care and enjoy your evening! Give your sister a high-five or something

>>38902574
Hey, I understand. There's a lot to risk as it is, but even more so in your situation. Still, best of luck to you. It's not fun having the person on your mind constantly, especially if you're under the same roof. Just get tired of it all.

>>38902399
I don't like dinosaurs. I'm a serious person and they all look ridiculous to me. A triceratops, for some reason

>>38902497
>Hope you stick around, man. Thought you might have gotten lost in a BDSM doujin avalanche.

Ha, I wish there was a BDSM doujin avalanche and enough time for me to lose myself in it.

>>38902656
>I'm glad you're still around
I'm glad I'm still around, too! y-you too

>I'm afraid to ask what's the cutest outfit.

I was thinking a leather collar and leather wrist and ankle bands is the cutest outfit, but now I'm thinking just a bondage hood (eyes covered) is also a tie.

>You think Elmo doesn't help me be happy?

Also, this exchange pleases me greatly tbqh.

>>38902817
Thanks

>>38902918
I think triceratops is a pretty serious dinosaur

>>38902530
You use Austrian German for that, anon.
Even the octopuses speak it
>>38902574
>het kind is nog schattiger in het nederlands
Aaa je bent te lief
Welterusten anoniempje
>>38902656
>You think Elmo doesn't help me be happy?
Did he ever tell you he wants to? He might have Stockholm syndrome after what you did.
>switch after an appropriate time of wear
All that trying on will get so tiring I might not wear any in the end, we'd have to buy them after using them like that.
Although I guess it would be a nice surprise if we put them back for the next girl

>>38902231
It's more John Wick to me if I had to compare it to anything but it's a bit like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy in the sense of it's plot, but with more direct action and it being more gritty and hand to hand, more of the environment coming into play like John Wick, nothing really like Bond except for the fact that it's a spy movie

>>38902982
>spoiler
>"using" then putting underwear back for others to wear unknowingly
Where's that thatsmyfetish gif when you need it

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>>38902918
Now I recall you saying something about printing your collection would be a fuck ton. You have the resources, why aren't you making your dream come true?
>>38902937
>triceratops is a pretty serious dinosaur
This is true

>>38903081
NOT ENOUGH YET. MUST ACQUIRE MORE.

>>38902937
Conceded

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>>38902982
>you use Austrian German for that
Slander, our language is beautiful and poetic.
>Did he ever tell you he wants to?
His eyes said Yes.
>so tiring I might not wear any in the end
Horrible fate. Of course I'd let you borrow mine. Or maybe wait until we get home to give you some.
>nice surprise to put them back for the next girl
Your mind is quite fascinating, Ella.

>>38903071
I gotchu anon.

>"Woooow Littlefinger totally gonna fuck Arya now, hahahahaha"
Guess big sis goes pedo when she drunk.
Too drunk to talk or know what's going on, see ya'll sisterfuckers tomorrow.

>>38903308
>His eyes said Yes
Well, to be fair, mine would too.
>Or maybe wait until we get home
I don't know if I could wait before getting home, it'd be really drafty. You'd have to make up for it another way.
>Your mind is quite fascinating
T-thanks, underwear sharing is one of my biggest fantasies.
I've had experience, too.

I should probably go to sleep now though, have a good early morning night, don't stay up too late.

>>38903586
Good night anon. Sleep well.

>>38903648
>mine would too
Not just your eyes, I'd assume. Your mouth especially would need to say Yes.
>it'd get really drafty
I'm sure you'll eventually warm up. Probably quite quickly.
>underwear sharing is one of my biggest fantasies
Yes, I've noticed. I'm surprised you didn't take the chance to noodle in Ms panties.

To sleep, of course. Good night then, Ella. Sleep well.

When it rains, it rains

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>>38903586
>>38903896
Ayyy, still awake and sobered up a little, lemme explain a thing. Sis always cracks a bottle open on GoT night, and if don't hang with her and share the bottole she's a fucking mess the next day, don't care about the show or wine, just helping her. Problem is im a fuuuucking lightweight. I love her though, we snuggled more than usually, dunno if I can thank the rolls for that or not but ima do it anyway. Might try sleeping with her before I tell myself i shouldnt. Goodnight dykes and everyone else.

>>38904809
Your parents are cool with that or do you guys live by yourselves?

>>38904878
Ima living in her apartment right now, parents live a town away. supposed to be temporary but she likes me here and I like it. Sorry if I'm loopy, didn't eat anything since our late-ass breakfast.

>>38904974
Hey if you guys like the arrangement nothing wrong with it
Go snuggle up to her for the night anon

>>38904809
You're a good brother anon. I'm trying to think of a nickname but I'm bad at it and I can see the sun coming up.
Anyway stay cool. Good night. And cuddle her some more.

>>38904809
>>38905080
Roll Bro
It's shit, but it's a start at least for someone else to step in with a better name. Still cool of you to keep your sister from topping over.

>>38905235
He's obviously Eminem

>>38905361
What are you getting at? It's the guys choice in the end.

>>38905463
Because he's a white ass bitch that talks like he's black and grabs on his balls and whatnot. A wigger basically.

>>38905361
So can we call him rabbit?
My mom likes Eminem

>>38905648
Sure, fuck it, why not. Do you like Eminem?

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>>38905627
I dunno if that's a negative. Michael Jackson grabbed his balls, and he was a cool robot.
>>38905648
Eminem it is then.

>>38905718
He's good, but if I had to listen to rap I'd probably just embrace my inner city scum and blast Montana out the window and shoot someone in broad daylight
Or J cole
>>38905723
Cool, I did a thing

>>38905827
Why would you shoot J cole?

>>38905891
I meant that I'd listen to j cole, not shoot him

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>>38905827
Oh, if we're talking artists, I'd listen to some People Under the Stairs. Most definitely O.S.T. Acid Raindrops and Montego Slay never get old. That or just listen to Take Me To Your Leader or Operation: Doomday.
It's dumb, but my sister and I catch ourselves constantly repeating the dumb intro to Rhymes Like Dimes. My dad also whistles the sample to One Beer from the Mm.. Food album even though he doesn't like rap.

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I found out that my parents think I'm a loser for joining the military. I thought all this time they were proud of me for being independent and having my shit together.

How do I convince them I'm not some kind of autistic NEET?

>>38906036
Doom is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

>>38906084
Got confused a bit there. Thought yoy were a NEET. Why do they think so? If you're doing well on your own and doing well, then I can't see why they'd have such a negative opinion of you.
>>38906174
He's great. Got introduced with The Mouse and the Mask. Sofa King remix? Fucking fantastik.

A look into the world of someone with a transexual sibling.

Walked in on them sobbing to Cheaper by the Dozen. Apparently the ending is just that heartwarming. I also found the hoodie I had been looking for. Yes, trans-siblings steal hoodies too.

>>38906036
My rap tastes aren't that nuanced, but funny you got your dad at least whisting
I heard this sad family song the other day and I guess I may as well share it since it's on topic
https://youtu.be/9FxfjJa_24g

So
What's everyone up to if anyone's up?

>>38907368
Wrapping up my current fallout 4 session by grabbing two sets of power armour I found. Then it's to bed unless I go crazy and can't sleep.

>>38907368
Sleeping, mostly
I wake up at dumb times
How's you?

>>38907385
Oh yea, I forgot about the whole collecting frames thing
I used to keep them in the deck of the prydwen
>>38907461
I'm good, awake at dumb times as usual too

I need to get up in 4 hours
I need to sleep
pls

>>38908306
Have a big glass of milk and put something nice enough that it's soothing but boring enough that you don't care if you miss it on to watch. I usually go with Bob Ross. It's what I used to use to help put my brother to sleep when our mom worked night shifts. He's never been a great sleeper. He still puts it on to help occasionally.

Laura's mother took her to see a movie, which is unheard of.
Could it have been her birthday yesterday...?

>>38908985
No, we've gone out before, and just going to a movie with my mom isn't much a birthday thing

Special birthday bump

>>38909753
Is it your birtday anon!? I'm so sorry I didn't know, would've thrown a anonymous party if I did. Happy birtday my dude, stay strong.

>>38909907
Thank you anon but I was referring to Laura's birthday being this month

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It's time to fuck your sister anon, don't be shy!

>>38910856
You scare people off and make them hate us when you post shit like this

Sometimes I read Laura's other posts just to get a better image of her. Autism aside, she's a good person and it seems like she'll be a really good wife/mom. I'm envious of whoever she'll settle down with.

>>38911783
Laura seems really nice. I hope she marries a cute girl.

I took a nap. It was nice. I'm gonna take another one.