> [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU0 NU_vK5tk ] >&

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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9OdHzwiRk ]

>"Oh, no thanks. Sorry Anon, I did kinda like you when I first saw you. I mean I made it pretty obvious that I wanted to get to know you but you were either extremely oblivious or like totally disinterested. I just got bored of trying to get you to talk to me. Maybe you're really shy, I don't know. I'm just too old to just wait around for people to overcome whatever's holding them back. Like I said, I'm sorry. I'm just not attracted to you any more...I do appreciate you taking me out for dinner, But I've told you scores of times, that I am a vegan....."

The girl in the op doesn't even look like she would say something like that. She would yell at you for an hour about being a privileged white male.

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> [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9OdHzwiRk ]

>"Shh, just lie here with me for a little bit, will you? You know Anon, before we started to get to know each other I was so afraid we'd have nothing to say to each other. But I'm so glad I was wrong. Honestly, I've never felt as comfortable around someone as I do when I'm with you. I must have told you more about my life than I have to people I've known for years. But Anon, you really are too hard on yourself sometimes. I know it's said in jest at times, but even then I get this impression that you really do feel think very poorly of yourself, and that there's nothing I can do or say that will convince you that you're a great person, and someone I hope I can be with for a long long time if that's what you want too."

>>38879494
Thats a girl(male)

>>38879399
who's she op?

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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUea0h4DZTs ]

>"You have no-one. Nobody wants to be around you. I mean surely someone with so much self-awareness realizes that you literally suck the joy out of everything, right? Do you wonder why people only ever make small talk with you? This small talk that you despise so much. It's because they can tell that you have literally no social skills. You think people can't tell that you have nobody in your life? Do you honestly think they suspect you're a pleasant, humorous, light-hearted guy around other people and not them for whatever reason? Anon everyone can tell you're this scared, lonely, pathetic guy. But people have their own lives and their own problems. They may feel sorry for you at first but after a while it's just boring. It's sort of repulsive too, I mean you're an adult now. Your problems aren't unique to you, and if you had any actual self-awareness you'd appreciate that. Honestly, I think it's pretty clear to everybody including you that you're basically a lost cause at this point. I mean you're just clinging on to this depressing routine for what reason exactly? You've cut yourself from anything that is remotely human or fulfilling. You know people say that suicide is cowardly, but honestly hanging around and suffering like you are is way, way more cowardly in my eyes. It's like you know what you should do but as usual you're too fucking pathetic to do it."

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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxq0tQRfvNs ]

>"Wait are you joking right now Anon? You're not? Seriously? So you seriously have no friends? Not one? But what about the guys you went to highschool with, haven't you like kept in touch with them? I mean, yes I'm kind of surprised. It's not as if I expected you to be super popular or anything, but to have no one at all? It sorta makes me wonder why you're so eager to spend time with me. It's just a little disconcerting is all. I hate to say this but I'm not really interested in dating a guy who has no circle of friends or any friends other than me. It's just too much responsibility for me to handle. I'm sure you're a great guy and you seem nice enough and everything, but I don't think I want to date you. Sorry!"

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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGLqXZ-f70 ]

>"Anon. Anon! Please stop that! Please, I had no idea you felt like this. Anon, listen, it's you who I'm dating. You're the one I like to be around and who I love. All those other things are secondary, they're not important. Anon I can't tell you how how happy I am that you let me get to know you and how nice it feels to talk to someone like you about my own life and my own thoughts and feelings. You really shouldn't be this hard on yourself Anon. I know you have high standards and expect a lot of yourself but please, this isn't healthy. It's not helping you at all. Nobody else thinks this way about you, you're the only who hates yourself and who sees all these faults in your character. Please, just go a little easier on yourself. Okay? Will you do that for me?"

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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQsNEc1kJvg ]

>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."

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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs ]

>"No, no,no I don't mean it like that. I mean he's quiet, but there's something about him. It's obvious he enjoys his own company and doesn't just hang on to people for the sake of it, you know? I suppose he's pretty lonely, and although he sort of smiles sometimes I can tell there's something really sad about him. But, oh I don't know! Maybe I'm not describing him very well. I just hope he tries talking to me soon, I bet he can't even tell how desperate I am for him to say something, anything to me whenever he's near. I really do like this g-oh shhhh, there he is...Hey Anon!"

>>38879399
>all the things girls never say to me but that are implied

gf posters are the biggest cancer in this board.Are you guys fucking 14?

>>38879630
I wish someone would say that last part to me, I know its true yet I cant let those thoughts go

>>38879928
cancer of the board is fag posters and trap posters. gf posting is a time honored r9k tradition.

>>38879928
These threads are the greatest part of /r9k/.
The only piece of board culture left at this point.

Get the fuck out.

>>38880130
>>38880023
>>38880052
fucking sad
How about you just stop feeling osrry for yourselves put in a little effort and actually get a GF so you dont kneed these gay ass threads

>>38880148
>How about you just stop feeling osrry for yourselves put in a little effort and actually get a GF so you dont kneed these gay ass threads

Decent post.

Personally I preferred the style of
>>38879572

Also you forgot music.