Wagecuck here. Just got done shooting pic related for website

I collect rent and other types of payments, honestly.

>>38869321
I manage a hedge fund

Porsche Boxster Roadster

that is a cuckmobile

>>38869321
will be doing wagey tech support on the 14th. honestly looking forward to it. being a NEET sucks. Only time I think NEETdom is superior is if my only option was stuck doing mccuckolds.

I work in restaurant management. No matter what I do, I'm wrong.

I want to kill myself.

>>38869473
I don't disagree. The novelty of most Porsches exceeds their utility. Dream car is Alfa Romeo giulietta spider.

I'm a breadman.

>>38869473
Protip: All Boxsters are roadsters. The Cayman is a hardtop Boxster.

>>38869997
Also I fix European cars.

Spanish teacher for a small, independent Spanish school. Most of my sessions are conducted over Skype or in libraries so it's really comfy. Plus, I work only about 15 hours a week so I live the NEET life the rest of the time at my parents' house.

Trying to get another job at a larger language school nearby so I can actually make alright money, since my current earnings aren't near enough to live on by myself.

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i work at a software company and i do support for when our software breaks. so i like remote onto people's servers and fix our broken shit. it's cool and pays nice but i'd really love to be able to music from my drumming. i'm still kind of new, but i think i sound pretty great. just need to get better and make some more connections. i can get my foot in the door somehow. don't stop believing! hold onto that feeling

i wait tables

honestly if we got paid differently, it would be awesome.
-on my feet all day
-plenty of hot waitresses/hostesses to talk to
-get to talk with a bunch of cool and fun people every day

cons
-forced to feel like a prostitute for that 20%

PeopleSoft implementor contractor.

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>>38869748
STOP LEAVING THE THREAD AND TELL US WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38869321
delivery

>>38869529
..robert?

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>>38870147
You dough not knead to be so mad

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>>38870242
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
FUCKING WAGEFAG
TELL
ME
WHAT
THE
FUCK
A
BREADMAN
IS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38870329
https://www.wordnik.com/words/breadman

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>>38870372
But this makes no fucking sense, where do you live that it's normal to deliver bread to someone?

>>38870440
how else would people get bread if not for me

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>>38870504
What the fuck? This makes no sense. I literally go to Walmart and buy my bread. I have never had it delivered unless it's breadsticks from a pizzeria but that's a delivery man not a breadman.

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>>38870564
>goes outside to get bread
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE THIS ISNT FOR YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38870606
>has a stable family home and parents that support him instead of kicking him out and forcing him to become an adult
Who is the normie now faggot?

>>38869321
I sand doors, door frames, window frames and the like. Also drive a forklift from time to time. Still get R24 an hour though. Luckily had enough money left over to get something to drink. So it's nice that I can numb myself again.

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>>38870564
>bread just materializes in the wal-mart

no wonder you guys have trouble finding jobs, you don't even understand how the world functions. how can you find what you don't know exists?

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>>38870847
It does. They have a bakery inside of there and make bread. You're obviously lying about your job title. Pathetic.

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>>38870929
>the wal-mart has a bakery

whew indeed.

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>>38870976
You must live in a ghetto area, nigger. My walmart bakes bread, cupcakes, doughnuts, you name it.

>>38870847
Would you be a truck driver then anon?

>>38871061
Your walmart doesn't even bake 89c shitty great value white bread. Bread men are real and they're always in my fucking way.

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>>38871061
Do they bake the fucking brand names loaves too anon?

>>38871070
that's correct. how else would I take bread to people?

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>>38871086
1/10 bait m8
>>38871070
That's exactly what he is. Breadman is a fucking meme at this point it's not even real.

>>38871114
Clearly not but there is a section of baked goods that says "baked fresh daily" from their brand.
>>38871121
Then you're not a breadman, you're a deliveryman.

>>38871144
>baked fresh daily means it has to be baked in the walmart

>>38871164
Then why do they have a bakery right there where you can see them baking everything? Kill yourself dumbass

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>>38871144
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP BREADMAN IS REAL

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>>38871144
I exclusively deliver bread, however. I'm the breadman. Sort of like the milkman, who obviously only brings you milk. Or the potato chip man.

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>>38871182

>I can see the bakery

lmao, what do you think wal-mart is, some hutterite haven of self sustenance? Do they have a cattle ranch too? Do you know how much bread the wal-mart sells? Do you know how big a bakery would have to be to produce all the bread in a single wal-mart?

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>>38869321
i work as a valuable customer care/support for a cellular provider

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>>38871221
>>38871193
That's not even a legitimate title. Breadman is not real, you're just giving a deliveryman a more confusing title for the lolz. You made a thread a month ago and left when most of the posts were asking what a breadman is. You're a troll.
>>38871252
They only make great value bread and baked goods.

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im part-time canadian navy

>>38871221
what bread company do you work for

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>>38871317
I fucking hate shads, and I am not telling you where I work. dumb shadposter.

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>>38871334
>I am not telling you where I work.
Because your job isn't real. We know.

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>>38871301
I fall asleep frequently during threads. Can't stay up all day after delivering bread all night to answer basic linguistic questions.

>>38871369
Fine you win. I am a breadman at portofino bakery.

>>38870147
He's probably a baker or works in a bread factory.

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>>38871334
>shads
>even knowing that faggot word
OH FUCK THIS NIGGA IS rEAL

>>38869416
Tell me more dear anon

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>>38871402
>search portofino bakery breadman
>no results
As expected.

>>38869531
I feel you bru

I work in a school office. Easy as shit and I only work term time so I have summer break off right now. Pretty comfy desu.

>>38871429
you'd be surprised what you learn when you actually live a life.

well, where are you at? Queen, Malahat? Discovery?

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>>38871451
>breadman 2
>anon 0

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>>38871522
>>38871451
How does it feel to be BTFO'd this hard?

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>>38869321
i quitted my job coz my body cant handle doing 12 hours of heavy lifting for a year

sorry i just cant i need anything else than this. i already lifted 3000kg the day before and got no recovery time, i just couldnt do lifting windows to sixth floor which are heavy af btw

suggest me better jobs than moving other peoples blocks like a slave

>>38870082
>plenty of hot waitresses/hostesses to talk to
Is that really a plus? I mean it would only be if you were fucking them as well, and I'd bet they have much better options than a waiter.

>>38871582
use a wheelie, idiot.

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>>38871521
>already posted some bad fursmut
>intending to post more

>telling you what unit im with

of all the ways to get my career ended, this is not going to be the one

>>38871579
It literally says driver workers though.

>>38871647
we had the fucking wheelie but if i feel like shit doing a job with shit people i dont like, im not doing that.
do it yourself since youre so smart

>>38871647
america hasnt invented those yet

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>>38871696
>shads
>career

it's the age of sexual liberation anyway, dumbass. Let them try it. I know it's just lipservice that all dumbass fetishes are tolerated, because they aren't, but they decide to encode it into law, so they have to put up with you just like the fags and trannies and two spirits or whatever the fuck.

like I even care to track you down anyway

>>38871715
Right under fucking BREADMAN HOW CAN YOU BE THIS BAD AT ADMITTING YOURE WRONG

>>38871817
But it still confirms my point that a breadman is nothing but a more confusing title for delivery driver.

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>>38871800
it's outright paranoid to think someone on a vietnamese novelty moped forum would track me down and call my boss, but still, and lapse in security is still a lapse in security, whether it's a real comsec/opsec/whatever violation or just me being a domeass

>shads
>career
its my intent to stay reserve but go for as many contracts as possible and effectively be a lifer anyway, what reg force guys ive worked with seem to like me enough even though im fresh outta fleet school

i just dont wanna move away from my city, or at worst would rather work in qc than on the coasts if im not sailing or otherwise attached to a boat

>>38871911
I'm betting on bos'n.

At any rate, I don't know much about how well the long term class c and b contracts work these days, but the full time guys won't bother you unless you say something completely retarded.

>>38872021
flag faggot comms actually

> I don't know much about how well the long term class c and b contracts work these days,
as far as i hear, theres about two reserve billets per department per frigate per operation, and itll probably be the same on the new surface combatant meme class as well as on the ice breakers that cant break ice

MCDVs have more reg force guys on them now but are still basically reservists' toys.

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>>38872195
of course you are

good luck

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>>38872282
ops has the monopoly on weirdos and faggots ok

>>38872347
honestly if you want real advice quit the navy and go join the coast guard. you'll be happier that way.

mildly dependant on your mindset.

>maintenance
>keep place clean and fix stuff
>every 2 paychecks I go fuck a hooker

>>38872494
thanks you just reminded me

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>>38870329
Farewell friend.

maybe someday bread will find you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1MnQ_DfuzQ

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>>38872412
I hear the coast guard has it comfier but I doubt there's any want or need for anyone with my utter lack of skills in the coast guard

plus, it's been real comfy so far, I imagine it gets harder but it's pretty jammy. maybe i'll apply to the coast guard after more training and sailing has gone onto my CV

>>38870088
I used to work for a company that redesigned companies peoplesoft interface

>>38869434
What's there to manage? Don't you just trim them every few weeks?

I work in staging/lighting for a Performing arts center

I constantly have to deal with shitty directors

Firmware engineer for defense, don't really know what I'm actually doing for them but it pays well.

I work at the Nantahala outdoor center. I'm trying to transfer from the restaurant to being one of their bus mechanics.