Sup neetfucks? I just got a $20 tip, something that you faggots

no you didn't because it's 3:43am
you probably googled the new money and got this pic

>>38869138
babby made his first $20

>>38869138
>So poor that just 20$ makes happy
>CAD$

>>38869172
Just got a $600 paycheck and spent it on an SSD yesterday, actually.

>>38869138
Canada can suck my butt.

>>38869138
God save the Queen.

This is original as it gets

>>38869138
Man I miss pizza delivery just for that
>there was a semi regular who was close friends with boss
>would get a triple meat lovers delivered
>you'd drive to the local pub, walk in and loudly shout (this was all on the delivery directions) "Oi Burnsie you cunt, pizza's here"
>give him pizza and drive him home from pub
>he'd pay and tip with whatever he won on the pokies that night
>never tips anything less than $24 ($50 note minus the $26 for the order)
>once got a $120 tip
Man that guy was the fucking coolest too. Best jokes in town. there's no wonder us delivery drivers would almost get to fisticuffs over who got his order.

>>38869138
i didnt know you tipped in canada

I miss our old money. Current bills feel like cheap plastic pesos.

>>38869138
Her Maj looks like a fucking monster

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>be me
>be bored
>go to restaurant
>meal is paid for, cause my expenses are covered
>decide to give the waitress a twenty dollar tip
>leave without saying anything
>return the next day
>service is phenomenally better, she takes my hat, remembered my name, remembered my order from yesterday even.
>give another twenty dollar tip and silently depart
>on the dawn of the third day, I return once more
>a new waiter seats me at a table
>just after I am seated the waitress from the prior two days emerges and sees me
>her face transforms into one of utter despair
>i tip the new waiter twenty bucks and leave, never to return again

It's not wise to play god.

>>38869138
I just got 910 eurodollars monthly gobermint handout for doing literally nothing

>>38869138
What is that in non-monopoly currency?

>>38869138
Nice pissweak copy of Australian money, leaf.

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>>38869138

It always cheers me up to see our Queen.

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>>38869138
>not using a picture of prime Liz
You fucking leafs can't do anything right.

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>>38869367
I think a jangaroo is hopping away with your didgeree-dollars, fartknocker.

>>38869401

The picture has updated with her age, I feel as though that is appropriate.

>>38869161
>sees uk money
>assumes OP lives in US time zone
kill yourself you retarded american lol

>>38869549

Nice bate mate

>>38869536
can't wait for dollars featuring her rotting corpse start appearing

>>38869549
Isn't that canadian money?

>>38869566
No, they'll feature a handsome picture of king charles.

>>38869566

She will no longer be the Queen then and it will move on to By the Grace of God, King Charles the Third

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>>38869590
>>38869591
go fucking die faggots

>>38869138
>Canadian dollars
How adorable

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>>38869836


King Charles will look great on our money. But I love our Queen so much that I hope it's another 20 years until that happens.

>>38869138
who the fuck tips with monopoly money?

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>>38869515
I think a moose is galloping off with your ripoff unoriginal canuck dollars eh, wankstain.

>>38869338
Our bills are green too so I dunno what you're talking about.

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>>38869138
Sup wagecuck? I never tip when I go out or get delivery, suck my neet cock.

I tip my barber 10 pounds for dealing with my autism.

>>38869138
Will also never experience being shat on by angry customers, enjoy it you bitch

>>38869210
We don't, everything is free

>>38869964
He won't sit the throne.