Last text you received from a girl

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>>38863155
>>38863155
she deleted me but she asked for my height I said
5'7 She then said "aw cute" then deleted me.

>good to see you too. i'll talk to you tomorrow. good night [smiley face emoji]

this is a girl that i fucked a few days ago, and will spend the night tomorrow

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>>38863360
>i fucked a girl
leave now please

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>>38863360
haha yeah me too. girls love me. we do all the sex stuff like....uh...hugs.

I've never received a text from a girl.

>Implying I receive texts from girl at all


WAHAHA you normies will never learn what it means to truly go beyond!

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>Stopped talking to girl I was chasing for a year
>Use Tinder as an ego boost
>Never talk to the girls I match with
>tfw dead inside
Oneitis is real guys.

>>38863492

>chasing for a year

No it's not, you're just not in good mental health.

Find a new girl and move the fuck on.

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add this girl on Skype lmfao

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>>38863155
This good my dude?

>>38863519

She looks sexy. Pics?

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>>38863515
Moving on isn't easy, but I guess I'm starting the process. I'll move on eventually when I find the right person, but I'm just picky.

>>38863535
I don't follow? Is this a secret language?

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>>38863360
Praise pete

I wish women wouldn't eventual depopulation and death of the earth would be comfy

kill me pete

>>38863611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fteLdUAIFXY&list=PL59DD6D9DCC370A64

Music for every robot

My mom does not count. The last text I got from a girl was about a year ago and I think it was me explaining to her that I have a mental disability and can't maintain relationships so I straight up told her that I was going to stop talking to her and that was the end of it.

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Trying to plan a dinner double date as a follow up to a movie date from a couple months ago.

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>>38863611
K I L L
M E
P E T E

oragameme

>>38863676

>is it okay

kek feminists would be so pissed off at that girl

I tried to fix my cellphone about a year ago. It's been in two pieces ever since then. Thankfully no one has really seemed to notice.

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>>38863155
look at all these fucking stupid normies

kinda regret involving myself with this person

>>38863724
>sry anon getting Tyrone's bbc this week end how bout monday??

>Yes I did

Yeah, not much there.

>>38863608
What? No
>taking a huge shit
>she wants my cock in her butt
>I was busy and didn't answer her
>she was watching stand up comedy with her Gma
>she thinks it's funny
>tells me to tell my mom
She's was only the next room over. I was cleaning.
Really, anon?

>>38863611
Kill me, pete. Just make it painless.

>>38863155
Do family members count as girls?

The only texts I've received from girls is from my mom.

>>38863539
nah sorry man. The ones she did send me were fake as fuck though.

>>38863676
a couple months ago XD

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>>38863994

>XD

Go away. Leave.

>>38863155
>you're an asshole woman hater
dont have the convo anymore

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intense bants

I'm talking to 4 girls off /r9k/ rn. No I'm not orbiting they're just my friends.