ITT: We brainstorm ideas for OC of this >the virgin/chad

virgin/chad drink*

>>38863052
>all that jpg compression
You back to whatever shitty aggregation site you came from

>>38863052
The virgin engineer,
vs
The Chad Hephestos

>could be interesting

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>>38863052
This one is my favorite.
The part about the traps is what gets me

The virgin drink
>drinks out of a purpose built plastic bottle
>tries to not make a sound
>cannot drink while other people are around

The Chad hydration
>drinks straight out of the tap
>has never touched plastic in his life
>drinks as loudly as possiblel gulping and slurping
>physically impossible for him to drink without atleast 10 people staring at him

>>38863099
>uses only a mess-free suicide method so whoever cleans up his body won't be inconvenienced

too close

>>38863199
No such thing. You'll inevitably void your bowels, so you're always going to ruin at least one pair of pants.

The virgin composer

The chad (idk)

>>38863255
>not fasting
If I'm offing myself why would I waste money on food?

>>38863052
I was thinking about how there are plenty of robot/virgin vs chad comics, but no fembot vs. stacy comics or anything like that. Are there any like that? With fembots or stacies, doesn't have to be side by side comparisons but that would work too.

>>38863272
I hope so, closest thing is those female wojak's rooms

>>38863272
There's no such thing as fembots. Just ugly women and Stacies.

>>38863272
don't fucking encourage that shit

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>The Virgin Sightseeing
>The Chad Expedition

>>38863052
>Does not read stupid shit drawn by Quentin
He still exists?

>>38863272
Fuck off, there is no such thing as a fembot.

Why does chad look like jack 7?

/r/ the virgin chad and the chad virgin, the version where the virgin is a monk and the chad is voluntarily celibate

>The virgin miscegenation
>The chad colonisation

It's a good thing I'm an ideas guy.

The Virgin Blocks your Path
>arms outstretched
>not making eye contact
>can easily get around him or push him over
>patch of urine from fear

The Chad Chain
>Chad locks arms with Chad friends
>impossible to get through
>stares into your soul
>creates a 2 mile perimeter outside your destination

Feels free to add.

Too lazy to make a graphic

The Virgin Puff
>smokes to look cool, fails miserably
>tiny cig reminds him of his dick
>self conscious about the smell in his clothes and hair
>tries not to cough, ends up gagging and coughing even more than he would have otherwise
>1 cig gives him inoperable lung cancer
The Chad Exhalation
>has never coughed in his entire life
>either smoking a massive cigar or a blunt, nothing else
>congress temporarily repeals the clean air act of 1970 just for this occasion
>the cloud puts LA smog to shame

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>>38863052
The Virgin restaurant order
>plain cheeseburger combo
>they bring it with lettuce
>he removes the lettuce
>eats fries 1 at a time
>dips fries in ketchup instead of putting ketchup on top
>gets soda
>waits for waitress to ask him for refill
>virgin can only nod

Am I doing it right?

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>>38863429
Virgin Volunteering
>only volunteering to be in the vicinity of women
>doesn't care about the cause at all
>found the nearest volunteering opportunity he could find to his room
>hates the homeless
>works for an hour and leaves after getting no attention from women

Chad Charity
>volunteers exclusively to find other chads that might be homeless
>the moment he decides he will contribute to a cause, his brain is required to solely focus on the task of charity
>triangulated and traveled to the exact opposite point on the planet of where he decided he wanted to contribute to society and established a brand new volunteering center
>works until the heat death of the universe, attracting copious fresh pussy despite not looking for it

The Virgin Dish
>tries to follow his mom's recipe, fails
>gives cooking his full attention, still manages to burn it
>fantasizes about adding rat poison to it
>food comes out tasteless and dry
>ends up in the trash as the virgin sadly stabs the plastic cover of yet another microwave meal

The Chad Sizzle
>mixes ingredients together seemingly at random, still makes a masterpiece
>cooks for at least 10 people, never eats alone
>gives cooking 1% of his attention as he simultaneously chats up stacies and plays football, food still comes out perfect
>Gordon Ramsey sheds a single tear after tasting

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>>38863336
>chad always loudly points out obvious landmarks

>>38863267
The virgin composer
>went to music school
>plays piano and violin
>starts his songs by writing sheet music
>uses Pro Tools, paid for it
>has a curated collection of high-quality synth presets and expensive samples
>inspired by Mozart and Bach
>has composed hundreds of songs and published dozens
>perfect grasp of music theory but his songs are missing something, he doesn't know what
>nobody has ever listened to them
>nobody has heard of him
>bankrupt, in debt and lives in his mother's basement

The Chad producer
>plays no instruments
>pirated FL Studio and a bunch of sample packs
>starts his songs by randomly picking a loop and adding stuff to it
>likes deep bass, EDM beats and sick drops
>allergic to dynamic range
>inspired by nobody
>has composed three songs, all of them wildly successful
>no grasp of music theory but everyone loves his songs
>incredibly rich and famous thanks to his music
>lives in Beverly Hills and drives Italian supercars

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Virgin bike travel
>both hands on the steering bar to ensure maximum control
>wears a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads to avoid any scrapes and booboos
>proper reflective gear even in daytime to be visible to pedestrians and drivers
>hand signals when turning to avoid bumping into anyone
>pedals slowly and at a constant speed to avoid being a problem for cars he shares the road with

Chad BMX rough riding
>hands and feet maintain a position to have the maximum distance from the bike as allowed by quantum physics
>wears a suit of armor made from cheese graters held together with sandpaper to ensure maximum damage and bloodshed if an accident was to occur
>dons a magical reflective coat that renders him completely invisible to all organic creatures that are not female
>hands are perfectly immobile and no turns are made during the journey as Chad is always straight
>telekenetically moves BMX bike with mind at an average speed that approaches but never reaches both negative infinity and positive infinity and all cars on the road cease to exist during movement as Chad Has a complete monopoly over the road he travels upon

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the virgin cough vs the chadwarden
his friends pack his bowls for him
he coughs into the bong spraying weed all over his friends
he doesn't even get high and boasts his high "tolerance"
goes into webcam rooms with no cam and shit talks everyone on camera

always packs everyone's bowls
only buys the highest testing CBD and THC and is friends with his personal delivery squad
only smokes out of churchwarden long pipes no less than 20 inches long
only smokes if witnessed
always smokes on webcam
is king of the banter and has the most interest broadcast in kageshi and tinychat

The Virgin Fap
The Chad Auto-Eroticism

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>>38863751
Virgin Illness
>common airborne disease, doesn't know how he caught it
>runny nose that he cleans with his sleeve to avoid annoying others with sniffles
>covers coughs and sneezes
>tries to make as little noise as possible
>makes sure to take over the counter medicine as labeled on the directions section
>doesn't want to go to the doctor, too afraid of being a nuisance

Chad Epidemic
>Never before seen sexually transmitted disease that he deliberately got with Stacey and knows the exact picosecond he contracted the disease
>runny dick that he wipes with the next virgin Stacey he planned to smash
>ensures that no condom is within a 50 mile radius to ensure maximum infection transfer
>eminates a gut wrenching screech of which the sound waves do not lose energy while traveling through any form of matter to ensure maximum volume at any distance
>jumps over pharmacy counter to steal premium, highly experimental and expensive prescription drugs, and utilizes a thesaurus to find and follow every antonym of every word in the directions section
>his next Stacey he's going to fuck is actually Dr. Stacey, and she will be permentantly fused with Chad

>>38863787
Virgin
>Faps 4 times a day
>Watches "For women" porn
>Always imagines a life with the pornstar
>tiny Cums in tissues and recyles

Chad
>Has never touched his own cock
>Uses porn hub to find pornstars that he then goes and fucks irl
>Cums literall oceans all over the room

The Virgin Anime Absorption
>watches for the story and 'meaningful life insights'
>and the 2d girl feet
>relates to characters like Sato from NHK
>falls hopelessly in love with the female lead
>bought the manga and the action figures
>jerked off 5 times by the time the episode ends
>probably an otaku
>watches it subbed for the 'genuine experience'

The Chad Anime Analysis
>watches for the tiddies and to laugh at the japs
>watches dubbed because he can't be bothered to read
>only watches it after sex with the cute nerdy girls the virgin stares at in his community college classes
>got the whole season off piratebay

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>>38863731
>wears a suit of armor made from cheese graters held together with sandpaper
>>38863870
>utilizes a thesaurus to find and follow every antonym of every word in the directions section

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>virgin eyes
>extremely bug like
>used to look at a shitty Lenovo laptop

>Chad eyes
>big, human like eyes
>uses a business class HP laptop

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>>38863787
Virgin Masturbation
>can only use a maximum of three fingers to pleasure himself
>purely vanilla porn, afraid of associated taboos with any kinks
>intently focused on his phone while fapping
>on the toilet
>finishes in 3 minutes, still 30 minutes left on his porn video
>small load, only had 18 hours to recharge
>finished in 2-ply toilet paper

Chad auto-Eroticism
>must utilize both hands and both feet in order to stimulate the entire phallus
>only indulges in pornography invoking lesbian children and granny scat and piss snuff facial abuse porn, ending in the snowballing of a bukkake from midget trannies (originally women, so it's not gay)
>consumes porn only on a 4K, 3D flat screen TV the size of the entire wall, which his brain actively filters out entirely in order to ensure minimum attention is given to both the TV and the pornography
>expands his mass to encompass all matter in the universe excluding any and all toilets
>takes three generations of stacies in order to ejaculate, has been generating and resupplying semen ever since he was a sperm in Chad Sr.'s testicle.
>finishes on a tree

The Virgin r9k prisoner
>feels like this board is the only place that understands him
>shares rl cringe stories for the amusement of other users
>lies about height, dick size, etc. in threads out of insecurity
>claims to want a pure or virgin """fembot"""
>posts ugly tinder girls they can't get out of rage and internalized misogyny
>fails to contribute OC, relies on stealing from reddit or making half-assed edits
>stuck here with video games, anime, drugs, and masturbation on the side
The Chad r9k hero
>operates on levels of irony plebs can't even begin to imagine
>comes up with hilariously ridiculous stories that only virgins would believe are true
>posts accurate stats out of confidence and/or bragging rights
>hits up r9k chicks for fun and to help make them better people
>loves to share stories about intimate encounters with girls, can also give helpful advice with dating
>creates an overwhelming amount of OC, shares the dumbed down ones like virgin/chad memes while keeping the good stuff for him and his irl friends
>posts during TV commercials, work breaks, traffic jams, and drunk sex

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I dare you to top pic related
you literally can't

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>>38864092
Virgin First Date
>sweating profusely
>blind date
>never seen the girl before, parents arranged the date
>brought a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates for her
>wearing a two piece suit
>go to a 5 star restaurant, foots the entire bill
>too nervous to eat
>minimal conversation
>gives her a loose handshake at the end of the date

Chad's Final Supper (with his 12 Stacies)
>actively absorbing moisture from the environment
>his date has superhuman vision and can read 1pt font from half way across the universe
>Stacey's parents actively tried to sabotage the date by hiring an assassin to kill Chad. Despite this, Chad is able to meet and see Stacey, in fact, he saw her 120 years ago.
>plants three rose bushes and a cocoa tree.
>all fabric in a 20 mile radius around him unravels entirely from his presence
>goes to his local White Castle, dines and dashes and forces Stacey to pay the entire bill.
>India no longer has any cows to worship
>discusses and formulates a dissertation on the entire field of philosophy during his time at White Castle
>Fucks Stacey at the end. During coitus, Stacey's right hand implodes, and her very bones are reduced back to its basic atomic components.

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>virgin civilization
>uses a beta civ like Korea
>turtles the whole game abusing science
>wins space race in the 1700s after everyone else got bored and quit

>Chad conquest
>only picks warrior Alpha civs like Zulu or Aztec
>only focuses on production and spamming units, has no need ofr science or culture
>conquers the whole map by 40 turns
>virgin rage quits after being taken out

>>38863417
This one is probably my favorite, for some reason

>the virgin vomit
>the chad chunder

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>the virgin Senate majority leader
>can never get enough votes despite having majorities everywhere it matters
>look like a turtle
>gets sued by your donors for not getting your bill passed
>cuck back posture

>the Chad senator
>glorified war hero
>votes however he feels because he's a maverick
>superb back posture despite permanent injuries from war
>has the best genes, believe me folks, even his mother is still alive

>the virgin merchant
>the chad chosen people

>>38863493
Plain cheeseburgers are fucking patrician

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>>38864266
Virgin Weightlifting
>New Years resolution is to start working out at least one a week
>sometimes misses gym day, doesn't make it up
>puts weights and plates back to ensure the next person can enjoy his workout
>avoids all eye contact with any other gym goers
>averts eyes from any females in the gym
>wipes and sanitizes bench
>follows a set routine he picked up from /r/fitness
>no grunting, afraid of intimidating anyone
>only gains 10 points after 1 year of exercise

Chad Mass Ascension
>drunkenly promised during Easter he would go to the gym every picosecond of his existence.
>if he misses gym day, the day is fully erased from existence. Chad misses four gym days every four years to correct leap years and to fuck every woman in the known galaxy.
>loads all of the weights and plates in the gym onto his machine after he finishes to ensure the next person gets maximum gains
>does isolation exercises for ocular muscles which have enabled him to track any and all gym attendants simultaneously
>does not open his eyes while within the gym unless there is a woman's ass he can center his vision on.
>uses benches as a table to snort raw eggs on, which is a salmonella hazard
>cycles through one rep of any lift that randomly wanders his mind and dies if he by chance does of the same lifts in a row
>constant war cry whenever he is within the walls of the gym which forces all organisms in the gym to void their bowels and bladders
>after one year, all the matter in existence has become the proteins that make up Chad's massive bulk

>>38863052
>the virgin seance
>THE CHAD SUMMONING

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Sorry for the phone posting. I'm out. If anyone draws these, I'll be happy.

Remember, normal/awkward ideas for virgin, outlandish opposites for chad.

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can someone make a virgin edit of crying wojak?

Virgin bump
Bumps to save a dying and uninteresting thread
Chad bump
Not this

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I have done gods work,
thank me later

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>>38863272
There is one fembot/stacy comic

>>38865194
>>38865111
these are bad. there's no humor, it's all just aggressive and sad. please stop.

>>38865307
>it's all just aggressive and sad. please stop.
No :^)

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Are yo u guilty of the virgin pee?

>>38865194
>Stacy Stomp
made me kek

>The Virgin Vent/The Chad Chastise

>>38863052
is the a virgin/chad busride yet?