>tfw only motivation to get a job is to have enough money

Just jump off a bridge you fucking retard.

Buy a can of starter fluid, separate the diethyl ether from the rest of it by spraying it in a water bottle half filled with water, shake it for 5 minutes, let it settle upside down, drain the cloudy half, then pour the clear half on a rag and cover your face with it and go to sleep forever in the coziest, comfiest sleep you've ever slept.

Try being black.
That way you get shot for free.

>>38864184
Yeah but then you gotta be a nigger and also realise that you are the one shooting others

>>38863001
forget getting a job charge it on credit its not like you will ever need to pay it back ever