Itt: Your ideal type of girl

she looks like she have fetal alcohol syndrome

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>>38859086
I don't have a type, chasing women is for dumb ass niggers. Enjoy your shit.

>5'7-5'8 at most
>East or Central Asian
>fun to be around
>a bit cynical

thats all folks

>Almost the same height as me (5'7' manlet)
>Glasses
>Very slight freckling
>Darkish blonde hair, twice shoulder length
>Wrinkles her nose when she laughs

>>38859086
>6'2
>white
>dd or slightly larger tits, nice and supple
>decent ass but not huge
>lighter dirty blonde hair
>blue eyes
>slightly hair but not much
>gentle

would be nice desu, too bad there are pretty much no women like what i'm describing and even if there were they'd be super models and never date me, oh well

>>38859466
>meant to say slightly curly hair

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I posted this earlier today but I'll do it again

>18-25
>Loyal
>Petite, Shorter than me (I'm 5'10")
>Caring/Affectionate (Being Clingy is fine)
>Virgin like me
>A bit subby but still willing to speak her mind
>Attractive to me even if she's not conventionally cute/attractive
>Passionate for her interests,something nerdy is cool but I don't really mind what she's into.
>Some shared interests, reading fiction, some video games and anime. I'd like to be able to talk about stuff like philosopohy and politics too.
>Shy, but talkative when you get to know her, and talks to me throughout the day
>either has a mental illness or is sympathetic to them because I have some (anxiety and depression)
>I don't care if she thinks she's a mess or is at a low point in her life I'm willing to be there for her and help her up
>To elaborate on earlier, I want us to help each other make it together

Bonus:
>Pale
>Green or Blue Eyes
>Dark Hair
>Thinish, like under 130

This is just my ideal, I don't think I'd ever meet a girl like this exactly but yeah. The physical characteristics aren't even that important besides not being too overweight.

The most important thing to me is loyalty. I want to give myself to a girl and I want her to give herself to me. I figure that we might give each other the love and support we need to help ourselves, we improve our lives together and can build a happy life together.

physical
>a foot shorter than I am
>skin and bones (I like bones, like ribs and collarbones, more bones the better)
>redhead or blonde
>girly face (no manjaw)

personality
>deadpan
>quiet
>logical
>physically clingy and is embarrassed about it, uses "I'm cold" as an excuse
>hard skinned
>not much tact but doesn't talk too much
>a bit of a bitch
>likes intense arguments
>highly interested in technical stuff like computers, diy stuff

>5'9
>long legs
>dirt blonde
>huge green eyes
>prominent cheek bones
>perfect smile and teeth
>great bone structure
>nice ass
>pale white
>funny and cheerful
>loving
>smart

She exists and we've talked before, it's been 6 months or more since we've talked.

>white
>between 4'10 and 6'4
>no drugs, ever
>preferably virgin
>would never cheat
>enjoys spending time with me and vice versa
>preferably able to cook well
>preferably no tattoos/piercings
>lives not too far away from me
>preferably younger than me

Why am I posting this? Is it supposed to magically spawn the perfect girl for me?

>>38859086
>6'0"
>moderate or flat doesn't matter
>red hair
>shapely and solid ass
>plays sports
I'd smell her sweaty body after a game so fast i'd make your head spin op

>>38859086
i fucking love shae's tits but i can't stand her damn teeths

>>38859086
A girl with the body of my "ex" but not a liar/honest and with more common interests

fuck it hurts to think about how good it felt while I was deluded

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>White
>Light hair
>Light eyes
>Thicc, especially in the lower hemisphere
>Good sense of humour
>Virgin
>Mostly sane
>Easygoing
>Likes old music
>Likes Nintendo shit
>Never gets tired of being memed on
>Takes some initiative in conversation
>Emotionally available

Basically I'm describing a combination of a female version of myself plus the femanon who disappeared with my heart

>>38859086
I stopped thinking about women long a go

>>38859086
My ideal girl:
>Tall about 5'10 to 6'3
>Busty AF like 34GG
>huge puffy nips
>Flat tummy, maybe even 6 pack
>small firm round ass
>long dark hair, often in braided ponytail
>blue or brown eyes, no green shit
>Measurements 34-28-32

Any real life examples of this?

what's the point of fantasizing about a dream girl when there's absolutely 0 chance she would be interested in you. im depressed enough as is

>>38859086
My ex. She was perfect desu.
>Her face was absolutely adorable
>gray eyes
>sort of skinny but still had large tits and a nice ass
>5'4
>Was a sub but was more assertive than me socially
>Good sense of humor
I still love her rip.

>>38861300
>rip
Did she actually die or whats the reason it ended?

>>38861316
I'm not entirely sure why it ended. She said she just wanted to be friends but then she kissed me after we 'broke up' this was a couple weeks ago and I'm not even really sure if we aren't together anymore or if she was being weird or something.

>>38861395
you unironically need to grow some balls. Put your foot down and find out whats going on so at least youll know.

>>38861423
I know I know, I gotta get in the right headspace for it though or I'll doubt myself too much and have a panic attack or something

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>>38861150
hocus pocus, make this pocus original

>everybody that gives actual parameters for height lists a lower limit thats too high
>everyone but one person wants fat on the body even if its quarantined to the ass or thigh
>everybody that specified wants cowtits

>>38862081
what point are you trying to make? You dont fit the bill or agree?

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>nice to me
>faithful
>looks exactly like pic related

>>38862081
You're shorter than 4'10? How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
Small boobs are better, I didn't specify because I don't care much.

Do you want to be my smol buddy?

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>>38862164
Same but also likes jazz

>exists
>has vagina
>pink nipples
>genuinely likes me
>not obese

>Between 5'2-5'7
>pale
>green or brown eyes
>glasses
>natural redhead
>skinny but not a stick
>nice ass, boobs don't matter
>preferably shy
>no drugs
>preferably virgin or few partners

This is suffering

>>38862081
Short slim girls are hot too desu

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>>38859086
>loves me
>can think for herself and have her own opinions but wont call me an idiot and instead say "well, i think u are wrong because _____" if she disagrees
>very low jewelry (0 is prime)
>doesn't have GARBAGE facial features
>doesn't have AMAZING facial features
>thinish to anorexic
>idc about height actually preferably 5'3'' and up
>preferably more subtle clothing
>straight hair
>brownish skin
>if u dont have brown skin u best be asian, i aint taking no whiteys
>introverted or can at least stfu
>has a personality i will forever tolerate happily

>a bit shorter than me (I'm 6'0)
>white-light brown skin
>short-ish hair
>into the same music as me

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Goofy, funny girl with this kind of look. Also dont usually like nose rings but I think she pulls it off without looking libe some SJW- typ character

>>38859086
>cute
>girl (male)

>5'10"
>C cup
>hair around shoulders
>fairly career focused
>not a fucking lesbian for the 4th time in a row

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>>38859086
>blonde
>not fat or ugly
>older than me
>wants me to call her mommy
that's it

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I just want to say that Shae Summers is cute

>>38863017
She looks like a girl I crushed on in 7th grade but less tan

>>38862891
>>not a fucking lesbian for the 4th time in a row
???
>>38862548
im praying for you

>>38862164
>>38862172
same but she has blue eyes and pink nips

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>>38859086
ideal
>fit-thicc
>loving, supportive, smart, funny
>taller than me 5'5+
>shared interests, has some nerdy hobbies
>assertive, kinky, into gentle femdom
>somewhat obsessive or lowkey yandere
>is okay with me beeing NEET

minimum requirements
>female
>not staggering ugly
>doesn't hate me
>not obese
>loyal, honest
>basic hygiene
>doesn't expect me to spent a whole lot of money on her