"No more video games for you mister. It's a beautiful

Im going to go to every store, walk in, ask for the manager, shake his hand firmly and tell him im the guy for the job until someone hires me. Im the champ

"Looks like someone needs a $200,000 a year job and a wife and kids before they're allowed in the house then."

>>38854818
I would go to the abandoned trains. They're not too filthy and there are beds in one of them.

>>38854916
no sport, not unless the managers are OUTSIDE

>>38854818
Hiking in the nearby state park.

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>it's a beautiful day

By that they mean it's a hot day with no clouds in the sky to block out the sun. I'd just go the air conditioned library and play browser games all day.

>>38854916
tthanks for the 2 am laughter

>>38854818
Buy some beers and go drink in the woods

>>38854818
But I'm much bigger and stronger than my parents. How are they gonna force me to do what they want?

i would go out and see the beauty of the natural world without any humans around to ruin the nature or bother me.

>>38855413
"Anon we brought you into this world and we can take you out."

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>>38855073
>closest library was 3 miles away
>had to get jewed by the local arcade for my gaming needs

>>38855495
I'd love to see you try.
*clenches fists*

>>38854818
>walk out in backyard (live in woods)
>phone has shit reception innawoods
>walk past creek at edge of property
>stay out too late, lost
>hear rustling and sniffing nearby
>6 burly ass coyotes come out
>snarling, looks like a less funny version of the lion king hyenas
>begin to panic
>Remember what I learned in book about the situation
>stand up straight
>shoulders wide set
>make firm eye contact
>walk up to the strongest looking one
>strong handshake
>'You're hired!'

I start work next week.

>"anon, you need to go outside, or I'm taking away your Nintendo"
>"no, you can't have a bike, it's too dangerous, you'll get hit by a car"
>"i can't drive you to X, anon, you know it's mommy's Dr. Phil time"
>"football? equipment is expensive, anon" (said while drinking wine)
>"ANON WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY XANAX? ANON, I SWEAR IF YOU- oh, here they are."

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>>38856194
>mummy tells me to go outside and play yet I'n not allowed to leave the backyard

>>38854818

Did your parents seriously never tell you guys this?

>tfw I got told it all the time
>tfw no face

>>38854818
To the beach. It's a beautiful day and the waves help me relax

>>38854818
This never happened to me because my parents coddled me and encouraged the opposite. They just hoped I'd figure life out by myself and so here I am.

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>>38854818
>we don't want you back in the house until sundown
Okay, mom and dad. I'm gonna go over to Jamal's house. He's got an old Atari on his porch and he said I could try out the joystick. I'll be back when it's dark! Love you guys!

Parents never knew what they actually wanted...