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>tfw you were born after your mother was 35 that explains it all

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>tfw you were born after your mother was 35

that explains it all
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>born when she was 20

Ahh, yes, my genes are great.

But I wasted them.
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>brother born when mother was 24 is a turbo-normie and always has been
>I was born when mother was 33 and have never experienced friendship
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>you realise that you have had every opportunity in life to end up as a chad
>but you just would rather play video games all your life and you're now just a NEET
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so,the older she was when you were born the more autistic you will be?
>mother was 23 when I was born
>still, many jobs lost because "lack of social skills"
don't think so
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If you were born before your mother was in her mid twenties it's more likely that your parents divorced and you'll have social issues when growing up
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>older brothers born when she was in her 20s
>both super normal, good socialisation, good looks
>me and younger sibling born when she was 36 and 39
>disabled and retarded, might as well have downs
fuck her
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>>38854539
>tfw mom was 45
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>>38854539
>mom was 36
I can see it
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>Mom and dad were independent and lived together then they had me (23)
>at 23 I'm just a virgin loser struggling with college and with no friends
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>>38854539
nah, mother was 20
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>>38854539
My mom married at 30. She met my dad at 28. She had me at 36 because she had to do invitro because her fallopian tubes were scarred and wouldnt work normally.

B-but this doesn't apply t-to me r-right, guys?

Right?
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I was actually born when my mother was 30 but she is about as close to a robot as a woman can get: severe anxiety, can't eat in public without getting scared, had really bad acne, math and computer nerd, crappy abusive childhood. So probably she genetically/epigenetically transferred her misery to me.
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>tfw when mom and dad met in highschool and married
>never had anything close to it in highschool
Does the pain train stops robots?
Does life get any better?
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>>38854539
>mom was 43 when she gave birth to me
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