Can't get a gf? Then become someone elses gf. It's

>ugly
>cant get a gf
>too dominant to be a sub bf
End my suffering I hate being a faggot

>>38841108

You've picked the path of least resistance, satisfying your neuroses rather than overcoming them. I mean, that's fine. You seem to be at peace with yourself, but not everyone has to follow that path.

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>>38841108
>Can't get a gf?
>Then become someone elses gf

Yea no this makes no sense.

>want a girl
>act like one for some dude who's gonna rape my ass every night

fuck you faggot

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Im glad you found someone who loves you back Robot, it doesnt matter if its the same sex as you, as long as you feel loved its great, best of luck in your relationship

>>38841108
I'm as undesirable to men as I am to women. I just want to live out in the mountains away from people I think.

>>38841186
Thanks anon, good luck to you too I hope you find someone soon.

>>38841181
>>38841162
It's not for everyone I admit but it could help a lot of robots be happy.

>>38841165
The containment boards are full of normies.

>>38841143
Make a robot your sub bf then.

>>38841108
Also, source is Blood Bank.

http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/blood_bank/

>>38841108
Not bad advice, but not for the faint hearted. Kind of hard to come back from that if you change your mind.
I already got trust issues senpai, thats like trust x10^10

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>>38841108
What the fucking fuck is up with this GAY propaganda>>???

Just let us live our fucking lives in misery fagggot

If we wanted to better ourselves we wouldn't be on r9k.

Who the fuck pays you to SHILL for homofag CRAP like this?

>>38841296
I'm just encouraging other robots to broaden their horizons so they might find someone to share the hard times with.

If you're not into boys at all then I won't force you but for anyone who's even slightly curious it's worth a try.

>>38841237
I went into things with a "fuck it, if it's good then great if not then oh well" attitude and we just took it day by day. We got on immediately and haven't gone a day without talking in the last 2 years. Boyfriends are great.

I'm not shy and submissive though, just weird and depressed.

Also my knob doesn't work any more.

But what if my dick refuses to get hard when dudes kiss and touch me? Last time I tried to go gay it ended in awkwardness as he tried to suck a flaccid cock for 5 minutes.

>>38841438
Then sorry anon I guess you're just not into guys. When I first started with my bf I could get hard but I couldn't cum because I was so used to fapping and any other stimulation was weird. But eventually my body learned to like it.

But if you just don't get anything at all from it then I wouldn't force it.

>>38841465
Just suck a dick bro it's soothing

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>>38841361
Mate, whoever was gay before this, stays gay >>38841237 >>38841143 Their problem is not embracing new ideas, or a lack of being bicurious or whatever you call it, their problem is a lack of trust issues, or belief in their self.

You didn't even give >>38841143 the juss bee urself meme that would really show you wanting to help people. You gave him a very simple, half baked, non insightful answer, of "just find somebody liek u mate"

So the net effect on those guys is little, you didn't give a really insightful opinion or ideas.

You get a few points for giving your own story as an example >>38841378

However, nothing is free, not even 4chan posts, this thread could have been used for autistic stories, or comfy images, or lonely people discussing insightful things, these threads are r9k's greatest gems

The people who are angered by this thread may seem like mindless autists to be ignored, but they have a reason for being angry. >>38841165 >>38841296 >>38841314

All in all, I'm not sure you're doing more good than harm here OP

>>38841509
I can't give any actual insight or advice because I met my bf through pure chance. We met on another board and exchanged contact info. I'm sorry I can't offer those anons anything but encouragement to try something new but unfortunately it's just blind luck whether you'll find someone or not.

Also I agree there's too many gay threads and too much gay propaganda on r9k but I wanted to post my experience despite that, on the off chance a robot does what I did and goes "fuck it" if he ever gets the opportunity.

>>38841108
Unironically neck yourself, people like you are the reason this board is an utter shit heap now. I hate you more than I hate normies. This lgbt shit has gone too far. Die in a car crash

>>38841533
>MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS WILL BE PURGED BY THE POWER OF THE SAGE PLANT

top kek

gay propaganda punks FUCK OFF

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>>38841624
>>38841639
>>38841641
>>38841693
>>38841726
>>38841856
>all these butthurt normalfags shitposting in a perfectly good thread

baka desu senpai

you should probably make your way to reddit

you clearly don't belong on my board

>>38841108
>robot
>wanting companionship
nah fuck off

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>>38842182
you're not very bright are you?

/r9k/ is our board, not yours

>>38842524
>antigay thread where the overwhelming majority of posts were defending gayposters against a small number of bigots

wow, how ironic. are you being stupid intentionally or are you really just that dumb?

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>>38842563
>defending gay posters by posting in the anti-gay thread, where a reply is seen as a vote to ban gay posters
I was in that thread it wasn't a fucking defense of gay posters you fucking retard, and anyone defending gays shouldn't fucking post in that thread. That's the dumbest thing you could possibly do.

Everyone is tired of your faggoty ERP. If I had a gun and could kill each and everyone of you faggots with no consequences I'd do it. You are fucking brony-tier. that's how cancerous you are. YOU SHIT ON EVERYBOARD AND RUIN EVERYTHING.
Die disgusting faggots

>>38842680
>every post regardless of its content is a vote against gayposting

Wow it's almost like that thread was intentionally made as one-sided and biased as possible.

You're honestly pathetic, it's laughable how obvious and simple minded your attempts at producing normalfag propaganda are.

Bigots like you will be the first ones to hang on the day of the rope.

>If I had a gun...
Guess what? I DO have a gun. It's pink and it exists to put holes in scumbags like you.

>>38841975
gay propaganda punks FUCK OFF

REEEEEEEE PHUCK OFF go back to r eddit too yu niggers

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>>38842785
>he bought a pink gun
I thought fags were supposed to be stylish.
I hope you die just for being that fucking cancerous that you own a pink gun.

>Thinks there's enough fags to orchestrate a day of the rope
The thread was pretty fucking simple stupid.
If you think gayposting should be banned, reply to the thread. Genuinely people are sick of your crap. Make a strawpoll right now and go see.
You will always lose.

Nobody fucking likes threads about "MMMM BOIPUSSY BRRAPFT. Stinky boipussy. LICK LICK*" on the board.

This is 'Fuck Off', overproduced by 4chans r9k, take four

gay propaganda posters ain't no religious cult
being a robot means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore when you post yer propaganda
When a normiestill lives inside your head

propaganda posters FUCK OFF

If you've come to shit post propaganda , get outa here
You ain't no better than themods and cam whores
We ain't trying to be eddit police
If you ape the shills it ain'tadvertisment

Ten hills jump one, what a mane
You bitch ateach other, the reddit state wins
Stab your backs when you trash our halls
go shill a reddit site if you've got real balls

You still think shill posting propaganda looks cool
The real brainwashers run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real reddit normie land you'll be the first to go

gay propaganda punks FUCK OFF

>>38842890
do themods have some sorta alert tied to the word?

>>38842785
FIGHT FIGHT

>>38842900
what i can't mock song lyrics anymore?

Guys, we can't push the gays off this board, we can't push them onto their ground at >>>/d/ or >>>/lgbt/ or even >>>/soc/

But maybe we could limit their threads to one. R9Gay

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>>38842945
THEY CAN'T FUCKING RESIST SHITPOSTING 10 FUCKING BOIPUSSY THREADS!!!
THEY WILL NOT BE CONTAINED. THESE FAGGOTS ARE HERE TO FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING

>>38842969
Could we petition themods to make it a bannable offence?

Or are themods just a bunch of gay normal fags

>>38842994
the mods are sjw tumblr fags who don't give a shit about this board.
Other fucking boards, blue boards keep their boards fucking clean and full of good content

>>38843038
How the fuck did they get picked as mods then?

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>>38843058
4chan has sold it's soul a long time ago. They do not give a fuck about the quality of boards like this.
They want us to degenerate which is why the allow psyops

>>38842994
>>38843038
>>38843058
you're not very bright are you?

obviously they aren't going to pander to a bunch of edgy newfag high school kids that are only here for the summer

>>38843127
/r9k/ ALWAYS had shit quality. Not like "/b/ was never good" quality, outright shit. It was DELETED for being shit, and it was brought back only because the shit just started getting posted on other boards.

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>>38841641
>>38841856
>>38842182
>>38842524
sage is not a downvote.

>>38843127
>makes the post
>deletes his own thread
>makes the threads mentioned himself
>bunch of gullible faggots become his private army

>>38843302
>deletes his own thread
are you aware that this isn't possible and hasn't been for quite a while

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ok how do i get a bf then
its not like i havent tried

>>38843401
Make a pin on this map :) Also what are you looking for in a bf?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#

>>38843208
>/r9k/ ALWAYS had shit quality.
Fuck off! I want my misogyny /pol/ back

>>38843362
just checked on /b/ and it's still possible

you either die a bf or you live long enough to see yourself become the gf.

>>38841108
How did you meet your bf OP? I want someone nice to cook, watch movies, go fishing and cuddle with too.

>>38843416
>only 3 pins in the whole of europe
>each of them are looking for a femboy
>tfw masc but also unattractive and ugly

what now?>>38843437

>>38844532
Where do you live?
Like, what country or continent?

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>>38844686
Northern Europe.
original

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>>38841108
this bullshit needs to stop.

STOP TRYING TO INDOCTRINATE ROBOTS TO JOIN YOUR DISGUSTING FETISH.

WE GET IT, YOU REGRET BEING A TRANNY AND WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF IT. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38845271
>BEING A TRANNY
We weren't talking about those mentally ill retards here, but normal homo stuff.

>>38841108
good post anon, do you know where i can see the full version of these webcomics?

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>>38845548
>homo stuff
>normal
YOU FUCKED UP