Would you rather have a robot girlfriend or a robot saber tooth tiger?

I'd buy my robot girlfriend a saber tooth tiger.

Autism the fucking thread

can the saber tooth tiger catch prey for me?

>>38825890
Yes it has the same level of ai as its humanoid counterpart

>>38826087
Can I make the robot sabertooth my girlfriend?

>>38825735
>robotic whore
or
>an accurate recreation of a massive prehistoric apex predator
I don't need women

>get robot saber tooth tiger
>get real gf bc she's so impressed by your robot sabertooth tiger
It's a trick question

A saber-tooth tiger can get you a real girlfriend, but a girlfriend can't get you a saber-tooth tiger. Think about it

>>38825735
Robot girlfriend! She is the most original and correct answer!

>>38826329
Depends on the level of AI of the robot girlfriend.

>>38825735
does the robot saber tooth tiger have sexual capabilities

>>38825735
i'd invite real girl over to check out my sick robotic sabertooth tiger

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>>38825735
Are the robot gf and sabretooth trying to look realistic, or can they look mechanical/robotic? This affects my decision.

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>>38825735
Anyone else scared of robot waifus?
I can't help but thinking about when I'd put my dick in it, it would just bite it off or rip it off with it's artificial vagina.

>>38826247
But that's not a women, it's a robot

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>>38826654
the robot vag will probobly just be a fleshlight
maybe a heated one or one with sensors for the robot

the bigger risk would be the heater going too far and burning your dick off

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>>38825735
>a robot saber tooth tiger

That's something I never thought I could want

I can aquire actual gf with my robot saber tooth tiger.

>>38825865

No fun allowed the post

I'll take the tiger and keep my actual gf.

>>38826646
Your pic related makes me uncomfortable but a shiny, steel sabretooth would be fucking amazing. I need it.

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>>38825735
Why not a robot saber toothed tiger GF?