Hug your Sister

Hug your family thread
>What is this thread about?
Talking about and improving relationships with your sister/family
>Can i talk about/vent about my relationship with my family
Yes
>I don't like this thread!
Hide it, problem solved
>I'm going to start drama
You'll probably be ignored

Roll:
>1 - Tell them you love them
>2 - Hug them as tight as you can
>3 - Keep hugging until they tell you to stop
>4 - Ask about what they've been doing lately
>5 - Ask how their day has been
>6 - Spend an hour with them
>7 - Ask what they're doing tomorrow
>8 - Try to pick them up or ask them to cuddle
>9 - Kiss them on the head
>0 - Tell them that you want to hang out with them more
>69- Ask them to do something lewd with you or let you watch them do something lewd

Lets hope we dont get deleted for no reason

Anyone know why we keep geting deleted?

>>38823091
I really want to be a teenager and have passionate sex with my questionably aged, professional model tsundere imouto

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>>38823152
It's pretty much spam at this point anon

>>38823152
Someone said before that a janny mistook it for a get thread, which I presume is why the roll isn't in the OP

>>38823361
I don't know if im happy that the janitors are finally cracking down on people making get threads and trying to make this b 2.0. or if im mad that they would think this is a get thread.

So how is everyones day going?

>>38823980
Nothing fancy I guess, just bored

>>38823980
Fine, wondering why I'm in this thread at all anymore

>>38824018
What have you been up to? Got work today?

Really hope kissy will post the update she promised.
>>38824018
Playing any games lately?
>>38824080
Glad you're doing well.

>>38824080
Yea, in a few hours
Might hang out with K later, all he said was "uhhhh *rasberry* I don't know maybe, I'll let you know"

I have no sister. I have a friend who I pretend is my little sister because I basically friendzoned her and brotherzoned myself at the same time.

>>38824136
Why worry about him? You've got other shit to keep you busy, I'd hope

>>38823091
I really hate my sister, she is the queen of the normies and everyday attack me saying "live the life anon"
Fuck you generation that only live the moment

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these threads are cancer and all of you tripfagging attention whores should probably off yourselves as painfully as possible.
thank you for you time

Oh, thread's back.
Hugged my sister this morning but haven't since because it's too hot to touch other people. My insane older sister decided to go to the city and meet with study colleagues, it's probably got 40C there.

>>38824233
You're cancer, and will ruin the website if it just becomes a place to be nasty to strangers

>>38824205
As opposed to what? Living in the past? Is that any better?

>>38824193
I still like him and want to hang out with him, but I also don't want to bother him

>>38824184
how did that end up happening? and why did you siterzone her?

>>38824317
i believe he means thinking about the future. The generation hes referring to is about living in the moment and saying fuck it to any repocustions for their actions. this is bad since it leads to debt and other bad things. This is most commonly seen in milinials and people whos family bought into the Y2K end of the world lets spend money we dont have because fuck it.

>>38824381
I don't think that's a generational thing, all humans from all times acted like that

Will these threads ever be the same

>>38824890
No because they never were

page 8 is a shitty place so heres a bumb

>>38824256
American here is 40c Hot? also what else have you been upto?

I'm super duper ultra mega bored today.
What games have you guys been playing recently?

>>38825833
ive been getting my mod order for New vegas up. in the tiem between though ive been playing the forest, warhammer vermentide, total war warhammer, and subnautica

>>38825807
That's 104 F
Not much really. Reading and talking with my parents and friends, usual politics.

>>38825833
A S.T.A.L.K.E.R mod, Call of Chernobyl. Pretty fun. Modding to death

>>38825885
I've played Subnautica, but I was a little disappointed in the creature variety / ecosystem. Leviathans are nice and everything, but there's a distinct lack of larger herbivores.
What's the forest about?

>>38825947
Never tried S.T.A.L.K.E.R before, how good is it?

>>38826040
the forest is about survinvg in a cannibal infested forest with mutants while looking for your lost son. its very fun and has a lot of basebuilding or you can just do no base and focus on the story. I cannot recommend it enough the caves are terrifying. The story was recently updated and the game itself gets updated every 2 weeks. its a very worthwhile buy

Can op bumb best anymore or no?

>>38826040
>how good is it
Depends how you mod it. CoC with weapons and quest mods is basically an open world shooter with lots of stuff to explore and find/kill. I suggest playing it on Master difficulty so you're really just dead if you fuck up, it's pretty unforgiving. Some weapon damage mod so you don't have to magpump into enemies.

Ella How are you doing? any exciting stories about M? any lewding?

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Guy with the big sister here, got banned for something dumb so I couldn't post this before.
>Hear sister waking up from her nap
>Gotta go do the kiss thing for 4chan I guess
>Go plant a fat one on her forehead, except by forehead I mean her eyeball, it was dark and shit
>"The fuck, go away"
>Aw shit, I got the fuck outta there
>Later she asks what the fuck I was doing
>"Shit I dunno, I thought waking you up like that would be cute"
>"You can't fucking make out with your sister in her sleep"
>"Bitch what, I was going for your forehead"
>"ooooooo, I thought you missed"
>"Fucking what"
>"You're so cute"
I'm probably done rolling, this woman's gonna get the wrong idea at this rate.

>>38825833
New Vegas. It's fun, and I'm already thinking about what I'll do on my second playthrough since I unfortunately dumped some points into energy weapons.
>Promised myself that I'd begin on the Eva kit
>Started to get the kit and tools out
>H notices this and comes in with the dumbest but happiest face
>Excited to see that I'm finally gonna build the fucker and she's smug about it
>Said that she was responsible for making me snap and get started on it
I just wanna buy new kits in the future without getting reminded of my neglected Eva.
>>38827506
>Her eyeball
Kek. What went through your mind when you realized it wasn't her forehead?

>>38827633
It was just a split second "Why the fuck this feel so weird... oh". I was gonna go for it again but she woke up and I tapped the fuck out.

>>38827744
Just imagining you going through the thought process of the weird feeling and deciding to do it again is a funny one. Thanks for that. I'd roll again just for the heck of it if you're comfortable with it.

>>38827861
Ayyy, why not. I aint got nothing better going on.

>>38827861
im suprised you never kissed your sisters eyeball by mistake.

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>all this eyeball kissing talk

>>38828221
is this one of your dyke fantasies?

>>38828172
Now why are you so surprised about that? I'm a pretty smooth kind of guy.
>>38828221
Wonder how that would feel.

>>38828247
I have quite some dyke fantasies but oculolinctus isn't one of them. Yet.

>>38828250
Licking or being licked?

>>38828250
(cough) sayas the guy that pushed her boob (cough)

>>38828269
>Yet

Your Dyke Rituals Truly are scary

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>>38823111
Last roll I got 8 and hurt myself.

Let's roll for something less physical.

>>38828269
I guess being licked. All I can think of is it being uncomfortable.
>>38828307
I can't really defend myself there.

>>38828325
Yes, to ascend to the seventh circle of Dykery one needs the knowledge of the Ancients, imparted to only the chosen ones through decades of study and oral sex.

>>38828390
It's probably uncomfortable. I just tried touching my eyeball and it feels pretty weird. Gelatinous kind of.

>>38827506
>wrong idea
You mean right idea. Let the inner siscon out

>>38823091
Your threads fucking gay fag

Kys

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>>38828346
>spend an hour trying to pick them up

>>38828163
>3 - Keep hugging until they tell you to stop
Gave her the hug from behind again cause she never gets up from her laptop, lastest like 10 minutes 'cause she went to take a bath. How's someone supposed to lock 'em in a full front hug for that long? Shit sounds awkward and inconvenient.
>>38828440
Naaaaaah, I love her a whole fucking lot but I aint a siscon, even if I am I'm not shoving this dick anywhere near her.

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>>38828906
>but I aint a siscon

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>>38826953
I'm decent, kinda bored, the usual.
I went out with my brother and caught up with an old friend but aside from that I haven't done much today
>any exciting stories about M
I mean I'm not sure what you mean by exciting, we haven't done anything super interesting. Next week Friday we're going to one of her friends' places for some kind of party-thing-that's-more-just-a-social-gathering, I guess that's exciting
>any lewding
That goes without saying, doesn't it? Not since Tuesday though, she's at home
I guess if you want greentexts I don't think that's a good idea considering people already complain about the threads going off topic, I doubt talking about my girlfriend will help that.

>>38829233
>caught up with an old friend
You had friends?

>>38829233
Greentexting will be fine. I personally think we need more greentext regardless of what its about.

Holy shit news anchor just used the word lewd and my dad asked me what that meant

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>>38829348
Don't be mean, I managed to go through school with at least a modicum of a social life
>>38829446
I guess but at least one guy is going to complain and I'd rather not be the cause of that. Plus I'm not sure if I'm comfortable talking about our private moments

Is lewd actually that uncommon? I thought most people at least knew what it meant

>>38829601
I always thought 'lewd' was an antiquated word for sexual stuff, not something you'd usually say in casual conversation.

>>38829601
>>38829627
The context they were using was anything even remotley sexual or sexual in nature

>>38828956
Fuck outta here with that, the bitch is attractive and shit but again, I can't tap that. More power to ya'll fucking your sisters, I can feel for you, but my big sis is a whole other thing. I'm just here to lurk and sometimes roll for fun.

>>38828346
I want to 2 Hanji.

>>38829627
That's true, though there might differences in its commonality when you compare American and British English. I think the only times I heard it on television it was through British media.
>>38829656
That's more or less correct, isn't it?
I guess they should have used a more common word since it's news and all

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>>38823091
Yesterday my little sister said she loves me "like Sakura likes Yukito" (she watches CCS). I asked her if she didnt think that was kinda disturbing and she got all red and said that she didnt meant it like that.

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She told me I need to find out who I really am.

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>>38829712
>Go to squeeze her again, this time prepared to run away and protect my ribs
>She runs faster than me
>Bitch fucking picked me up and squeezed me so hard it winded me
All you niggas rolling for your tiny-ass little sisters are lucky.

>>38830275
>Implying
A strong oneechan sounds based

>>38830317
She's based as fuck to be totally honest, but sometimes you wanna pick up and squish your sister instead of getting picked up and squished by her. But maybe that's just the grass is greener thing talking.

>>38829977
How is she reacting today.

>>38823091
My younger sister is happily married with kids now, she hasn't talked to me since Christmas she probably has forgotten about me

>>38830275
You have a fun sister

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>>38830535
I don't know anon, having a nee-san who can carry you around is pretty darn cool too.

>>38830633
>>38830629
If only she used her strength for things other than squeezing my guts out or forcibly removing me when she wants me outta the room. But nah, she cool.

>>38830877
>forcibly removing me when she wants me outta the room
That's adorable, are you really light weight? Getting carried around is fun.

>>38829712
>>38827506
>Fuck outta here
>Bitch what
Where are you from anon? Sounds like you're from the Northeast

>>38830877
I wish my sister would touch me even if it was to move me

>>38830877
You're still lucky, anon. Strong sisters are pretty cool.
Reminds me that I tried to carry my imouto the other day and failed miserably. I was wheezing like a chain-smoking octogenarian after a few steps.

>>38831068
I'm like 130 pounds I think, I aint no skeleton, I'm just not fat and I don't work out much.
>>38831092
If you meant northeast florida then that's a fucking good guess. But nah, I just picked up weird typing habits, I don't really talk like this irl.

>>38831571
I meant Northeast us, because when anything happens you automatically hear 8 black people go "nah fuck outta here", and people say "bitch what" in more of a "bishwah?" Way
Sometimes I hate this place, but in the end it's okay
I am going to K's in a little bit, don't really know what for, there's a game in later so there's that

>>38823091
I stopped talking to my sister almost a year ago, it would be weird to stop so I'll just keep doing it

>>38831697
from the muddy banks of the bishwah

>>38831742
Why did you stop talking to her? Original comment

>>38830275
>>38831571
>that feel when even skinnier than you
I only have little sisters, but the older one could probably squeeze the fuck out of me too, us skellies are never safe.

>>38831840
I went into the hospital for about a month and came out all weird and depressed, broke off my relationship, stopped talking to any "friends" and most family

>>38831976
You should still try and reach out to her if you are still depresed mabey she can help you. Just explain to her why you did what you did

>>38832410
Nah, I'm all set

>>38823091
You faggots must have hugged your sister so much by now, that the next time you'll do it she'll prolly tell you to stop this faggotry.

My sister and my grandmother got into a pretty big fight. She usually just goes to her bedroom if something is upsetting her but instead she came to me. She wanted me to hold her. It was pretty rough but she feels better now.

>>38832673
>You faggots
I got some bad news anon... y-you're a faggot, too.

>>38823091
I do hug my sister on a regular bases to annoy her , it's quite funny

>>38823091
my sister killed herself

>>38824381
Baby Boomers, Millennials, and the iGeneration are all about themselves. Can Gen X do no wrong?

So I don't think I have a shot with my cousin she's stupid anyways. I keep running after her, for years now, I want to stop. I am only becoming one of those faggot beta-orbiters she complains about if I keep going like this. I'm gonna spend more time with my best friend, he doesn't mind hugs and fap when I feel like I need her. Fuck this gay earth I can get out of this and you guys can too, this isn't healthy for the mind. I just want to be a normalfag.

>>38831571
said I loved her again 'cause roll is life, apparently she thinks I'm being nice to her because I want something for my birthday, kek
>>38831566
That was basically me the one time I tried to pick her up, dropped the woman on her ass and she laughed at me for days.

>>38833054
Cousin anon? Godverdomme ga naar bed, het is veel te laat voor dit gedoe. Denk erover.

>>38833146
I carried my sister to bed last night. She was a little unsure when I first picked her up but after a little while she just rested her head on my chest and seemed really relaxed when I put her in bed.

Speaking of (kinda) carrying, I was jousting in the pool today, my imouto on my shoulders and my big sister on my father's. Not that we won (or even survived long) but it was fun.

>>38833146
Yeah my imouto made fun of me too, endlessly. It's what they do.

>>38832685
Im happy you could make her feel better

>>38833326
Ik heb erover nagedacht. Het duurt nu wel lang genoeg. Ik wil nog een leven overhouden, mn nicht is raar als ze denkt dr leven lang single te kunnen blijven, tis dr eigen schuld. Ik ben klaar met wachten of proberen, I want out.

>>38833454
Unless something's happened that you haven't told us there's still the chance that she's holding out for you. Love can be mutual.
Hug her and let it all out if you want an end to it, whether it ends good or bad.

>>38833623
She was talking about all the awkward guys who tried to get with her and one of the guys she mentioned was "my brothers best friend". I'm her fucking brothers best friend allright, we sometimes when we have trouble getting up in the morning crawl into one anothers bed and lie with each other a while, that's how fucking close we are. She tried to correct herself saying "oh but this friend of my brothers (that asked her on a dat) isn't really his best friend, oops I guess I sauid that wrong". Fucking abbious she either tried to force a reaction out of me or really misspoke. In bose cases she knows I like her and doesn't receiprocate. And more general stff about how she doesn't feel comfertable starting anything with anyone.
I also live in her home, maybe I'll tell her when I move out eventually, but I can't make things weird between us as long as I live here. Technically it's a possibility she loves me like that but technically she could also be fucking all the guys she's complaining about. Very small chance for both. If you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my 2D girl and pretend I'm okay.

>>38833809
This drama is high school as fuck

>>38833939
Well technically she's still in high school and I'm prbably immature so I guess yeah, welcome to teenagedrama central, like this thread wasn't already like that.

I have a Stacy for a sister that all throughout childhood was manipulative and insulted ever aspect of me, from my hobbies, to my looks, to my opinions, to my friends, to my diet. She'd harass and make fun of every little thing I did my entire childhood.

She would order me around, and if I refused she'd start choking me, or pin me down. I couldn't do anything against her until my mid-teens because I was smaller than her.

She stopped being physically abusive when I started growing from puberty, and shortly after that she moved out. Now I only see her at family gatherings and I avoid interaction.

I've been lifting for years now, and have been waiting for her to start a physical confrontation with me for years. I want to smash her face into Ragu, and hear her cry for forgiveness as I pulverize every bone in her body with fists and feet.

I wish it didn't turn out this way.

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>>38833809
Ga naar bed, anoniempje. Het is al lang tijd voor slaapjes

Chilling with big sis, one more reroll for funsies.
>>38833395
Last time I rode my sister's shoulders at the pool she made a big deal out of my balls touching her neck, she be whack.

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My sister got married to Tyrone

I wish I never went to /pol/ so I could be happy for her

>>38834632
Have fun raising her kid.

Now that I'm not banned
>>38831398
He knew, Laura

>>38833809
Dude just tell her how you feel. Put it all on the table and face the consequences like a man.

>>38836015
I thought that was Laura too.
Also sleep is so overrated.

>>38836113
I agree, 4AM best AM
>>38823361
Can confirm, I was OP and got banned for posting get threads.

>>38836160
>4am
Pleb living in the past, it's 5am here already.
Fuuuuuture.
Seriously though I should sleep, I need to get up and walk the doggo tomorrow.

>>38836015
It was me
>>38836113
Go to bed, sleep is good for you
>>38833395
That's cute, nice family time

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>>38836293
>it was me
>only do it once or twice a week
Step it up nigga

>>38836280
Yes, go to bed silly dyke. Doggo needs walks.
I have to be awake in 3 hours

>>38836293
you have to do it enough so that your rooms smells like sex and sweat.

>>38836329
No bully
>>38836563
What does that accomplish?

>>38836338
He gets walks, it'll just be sleepwalking, zombified shambling in pajamas and sunglasses.

>>38836660
It accomplishes your room smelling like sex, duh. Shlicklet.

>>38836679
I don't see the point. What you'd they think?
My mom would point it out and insult me

>>38836800
It's kind of an accomplishment, I guess. Something fun to pass the time, like hunting for achievements.
And you can air it out. The room I mean.

>>38836834
I guess we look at things differently, for me it's more failing to have self control if anything

>>38836896
Self control is a fine thing, but not always the measure of success.
But, you do you, or not in this case. I'm just the fairy godmother, but for masturbation.

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>>38834352
Ya'll incest people will probably like this.
>On couch with big sis
>Roll that 2
>Shit, well whatever, I give her that virgin-ass sidehug 'cause it's the only hug that works in that position
>"Oh hey, c'mere, get comfy"
>what
>All the sudden she's like half lying down and pulls my head close, kinda under her tits I guess
>We chilled like that for awhile, was fucking comfy
Only problem is she's hard asleep and the couch is my bed, guess I'll steal hers tonight.

Also why dykes be stinking up their rooms with cat juice, das nasty.

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>>38823091
>tfw when only child

>>38836994
>stinking up
Nectar of the Gods, pleb-chan.
Seriously though your sister sounds pretty nice, good for you.

>>38836925
Yea I've never heard anyone as consistent as you
>>38836994
Cute
>>38837017
Iktf

>>38837075
Hey girl, I'm swimming in virginity over here, all I know is the bathroom and this woman's room start to stank something awful if I don't febreeze 'em once in a while, if you catch my drift.

>>38836994
should have slept with her.

>>38836994
Niggy, kick her off the couch. Or better yet, just nap with her. And who could not possibly like that sugary sweet story?

>>38837430
>Niggy

i am deeply confused Mr.Bear

>>38837372
>>38837430
Nah, the woman's got sleep problems, I'm not gonna disturb her at this point. Ima coming out ahead anyway, her bed's nice.

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>>38837492
Yeah, sorry about that. Sachiko has been on the mind lately.
>>38837613
It's understandable if you don't want to be a bother. Enjoy your sleep on her bed once you get around to it.

>>38837296
You should direct her to a doctor cause it shouldn't be smelling awful.

My sister fell asleep in that corny anime position where she leans on me while sitting in my lap. I admittedly got a little hard but I got lucly because my underwear guided it down my leg. One of the rare times I was still dressed in something other than pajama pants or basketball shorts after dinner so it's all good. I don't think she noticed. She smelled nice and I'm just now realizing how sweet her voice sounds.

>>38837638
Thanks mang, I probably sound flippant or whatever but I care about the chick a lot, and she needs her damn sleep.
>>38837792
I wasn't talking rotting meat or whatever, just like super musty. Asked her about it once and all she did was make fun of me for worrying about her vagina.

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>>38837638
>Sachiko has been on the mind lately
You're welcome for that lol

>>38838210
>she needs her damn sleep.
I have sleep problems so I understand where you're coming from. Sleep is precious for sisters.

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>>38823111
>What is this thread about?
>Talking about and improving relationships with your sister/family

HAHAHAHAHAHA
they still think this isn't a blog HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>38823111
>>I don't like this thread!
>Hide it, problem solved
no... problem not solved...

>>38823111
>>I'm going to start drama
>You'll probably be ignored

HAHAHAHAHA give me (yous) you delusional tripfags!

>>38838210
Nah, don't think that way. Just do what's best for her.
>>38838263
Sachiko is forever. I'm not sleeping yet. This graphics tablet is gonna get violated

>>38838330
Whatcha drawing? Sachiko?

>>38838560
I should make Sachiko doodles one of these days, but no. Just some drawings for a person. I juggle different doodles at the same time, but it's fun rather than overwhelming.
Should also make some dumb comics for this thread more often too.

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>>38838647
Comics would be pretty fun desu even if they're little doodles

Also I found this and thought it was funny. Is selfcest considered incest?

>>38838778
Yup. Nice little greentexts here that are just asking to be doodled.
Gotta give credit to the amount of effort the guy will go to fulfill his dreams though, so ye. It fits under the category.

>>38838647
>Should also make some dumb comics for this thread more often too.
Please do, your last drawing was great.

Bumping from the worst page

>>38839731
It's not the worst page

Anyone fuck their family yet?
>this is my fetish
but only want to fuck one of my cousins i rarely see

I don't care about my family, I forget how
They haven't been able to do anything for me for years, so I don't think its a big loss

>>38824018
Jesus fucking christ kill yourself roleplaying faggot

>>38824233
You're fucking right , i continuely report these damn threads and i hope they will kill themselves

>>38841077
Tell me friendo. What has Laura done that makes you think it's a roleplayer?

>>38841134
you're on one of the most pathetic website on the entire web, and in the most pathetic section of this website. How fucking new you have to be to even think for a second that this idiot is a female? Even if it was it would be one of the worst case of attention whoring i ever seen.

>Also, sage

>>38841283
>There's no way a girl would post here!
>Attention whore!
Okay. Go on your merry way now.

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RIP in pieces

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Honestly I secretly (not anymore I guess) enjoy the people hating on this thread. It's funny to see that even attempts at fucked up love, incest, are aggravating to these faggots. This thread makes them so fucking angry because someone's trying to do something positive instead of sinking deeper into their vicious circle of memedepression. I savour your bitterness anons.
Also bump I guess.

>>38823111
Roll for later today

Afternoon bump
Parents are gone to some party for the weekend so we got the house to ourselves. Which means pizza at the pool and not wearing bras, woo. High life.
How's everyone else doing today?

Bump bump bumparoo this thread back to the top

>>38838778
You gonna post the greentext?

>>38843378
Your mom makes you wear bras at home? That's a bit much

>>38844810
She's a total cunt about it, yeah. Muh indecency.

>>38844997
Well your mother knows bras control your dykeness and it will stop you from molesting your sisters. I assume this is her logic

>>38843378
>not going braless at home every day
Hey, kill your mom pls.
Is your sister going to cook for you tonight? I bet she'd love to show off her cooking

I'm okay, this morning I cuddle assaulted my brother along with my imoutos and smothered him with my plushies as a birthday gift, before he pushed us away and told us off for waking him up. Grumpy. Turns out a cuddle foursome is too much for him to handle.
>>38845051
>stop you from molesting your sisters
I guess the bra magic only works at 50% capacity

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>>38828346
After talking to her I got tired and went to sleep. Sorry.

Anyway, we had fun. I took her out to a deli to buy beef and we cleaned dishes together.

I kinda love her, but I don't want to be creepy.

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>>38845051
Then bras aren't very effective, apparently. But I don't really assume my mom operates on logic.

>>38845426
>kill your mom pls
Who knows, maybe she'll drown in the lake this weekend.
I sure hope so. We already skipped breakfast because we all slept until noon so a nice dinner for the three of us would be pretty cool. I'll try and nudge her in the right direction, or maybe convince her with my womanly wiles. Because that's definitely something I'm good at, yep.

>cuddle foursome
Wew. I imagine all of you just piling onto the poor sleeping dude. Having been on the bottom of such a cuddle assault I can assure you it's a tough position to be in.

>bra magic only works at 50% capacity
>stop me from molesting sisters
It's kinda working, on me. It just doesn't stop my nee-san from molesting me. Really, I'm the molestee here, not the molester.

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>Eva kit still going on strong
>Got some help from my sister to snap the pieces together while I cut them from the runners and clean them up
>Caught her struggling to push the leg pieces together completely
>Ends up trying to bite down on it
>Has this dumb look on her face when she noticed me staring
>H: "I couldn't close it completely"
>I just had to tell her to not put it in her mouth and let me snap it if she's having difficulties with it
>H: "But I wanna do it"
>Now one of the legs has a small indentation
Friggin chipmunk. Every kit has some tiny flaw and I absolutely love it for some reason.
>>38838920
Okie dokes then.
>>38845426
>smothered him with my plushies as a birthday gift
That's sweet. Happy birthday to your brother today then. Any plans for later?

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>Woke up on the floor, big sis long gone
How the fuck

>>38845500
That sounds fun, apart from cleaning the dishes.
>I kinda love her
Not in that way I hope
>>38845523
>drown in the lake
Those migraine pills seem to be fairly lethal, just saying.
>convince her with my womanly wiles
Don't you have some rope? I'm sure you can find an easy way to convince her.
On a related note, my imouto cooked her own eggs. Soon I'll be free.
>piling onto the poor sleeping dude
That's right, and he deserved all of it. No regrets, he probably loved it deep down.
>I'm the molestee here, not the molester
I always thought you were the one pushing on your sister. It's time to make it fair, sneak into her bedroom when she's asleep and do the thing. Cover her mouth if she starts making noises.
>>38845720
That's cute, imperfections can make a lot of things more beautiful.
>Any plans for later?
We went out for a family dinner last Sunday so not much, though he's going out with his girlfriend and some of his friends tonight and I'll probably stay up for him to come back.
>>38845923
What happened? Why were you on the floor?

>>38846008
Girl that's what I wanna know, guess the bitch wanted her bed back or something. Dunno how the fuck she did it without waking my ass up.

>>38824339
>both train martial arts together
>I'm technically her instructor as assistant instructor
>still hang out outside of class
>have fun together, chat and what not
>I'm a bit of a chuckle fuck and do really embarrassing things; tell lame stories, be loud, tell bad puns/jokes etc
>she gets embarrassed around me but in a good way
>help her out with both martial arts and general life advice
>she gets with a guy I knew from high school
>happy for them both
>we continue our friendship both inside and outside of class
>I slowly become more and more of an embarrassing mentor to her; imagine the mentor Jackie chan had from drunken master
>we joke I'm basically her older brother; look after her, give her advice, nag her about things she needs to do
>ff and she leaves the guy
>she's distraught and I'm caring for her
>things get a little heated during play fighting
>it's at that point we both realised how weird it would be doing anything
>laugh about it because we're both so weird to actually sister/brother zone one another

It's a complicated relationship because despite the zoned status there's still a shitloads of sexual tension. Double in the fact that I was her instructor and she's now promoted to blackbelt as well, we've got this mentorship both and outside of class. Still, wouldn't trade it for the world

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>>38846008
>rope
>sneak into her bedroom
>cover her mouth
Wew, Ella. Haven't had your daily dose yet?
I definitely like the "sneak into her room and surprise her" thing though, maybe not a bad idea. I once tried it the other way around, with me in her bed waiting to be ravaged and she just laughed it off at comical/over the top.

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>>38823091
>It's that time again to go molest your sister. I dont't care how young she is go finger her pussy and stuff her in your trunk for keepsies if you ever get the urge to molest again

How many rape charges or how many familied getruined because of these threads daily?

>>38846008
I'll agree with you on that, but still.. biting on it?
No cake or any other type of sweets that'll be waiting for him bought by his sister?
>>38846073
Are you a heavy sleeper?
>>38846105
How long have you two been training? Still neat that you're a kind of mentor to her.

Woman said she wanted her bed back and couldn't be assed to take me to the couch, thanks sis.
>>38846391
Kinda, didn't think I slept this heavy.
>>38846008
>>38846193
Aye, dumb question, I only started lurking again like this week and dunno you dyke's stories. Ya'll actually fuck your siblings or do you just want to?

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>>38846543
I've been sleeping with my older sister for a few months after years of repression and feeling shitty about it and now I'm pretty happy.
Ella has a girlfriend who's not one of her sisters. I know, weird!

>>38846391
6yrs for me, 3yrs for her. Of course, in fact I had to drive over to her place, bundle her into my car and take her to the doctors because she refused to book one herself despite being so sick she missed work AND training (and she never misses training, that was my big red flag).

>>38823091
If only i had a sister...
Well, i have a small brother, i suppose i can fuck him in the ass catholic priest style.

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>>38846105
So when are you gonna fug her?

>>38846543
You weren't kidding that her bed was comfortable.
>>38846654
That right there is just awesome of you to always be on the look out for her. Why the heck did she refuse to book an appointment anyways?

>>38846624
A'ight, that's cool. Sisters lezing out together always sounded really chill desu. Hope ya'll happy and shit.

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>>38846073
She carried you out of bed and you didn't wake up?
That's too adorable
>>38846193
>Haven't had your daily dose yet?
Oh I did, once. I don't really feel like it that often anymore
I think M ruined masturbation for me, it feels way too lonely now
Sneak your vibrator into her bed and surprise her
>>38846391
>biting on it?
That's how you treat unruly Lego pieces, I'm sure it follows the same principle.
>No cake or any other type of sweets that'll be waiting for him bought by his sister?
We had cake on Sunday, that's when most of the celebration happened
I bought him some chocolate yesterday though if that counts
>>38846543
I love my brother, or I think I still do. I confessed a few months ago and he rejected me.
M is my girlfriend, we've been together for about a month now. I'm happy.
>>38846624
>who's not one of her sisters
I'm surprised you didn't make your imouto part of your love triangle
My oldest sister might be a half dyke like me but I'd rather not mingle with either of them

>>38846795
It is really chill yes. And I think we're both very happy with how it's going. I guess it's a mix of passion and familiarity, something like that. I always felt really close to her (long story but I used to be hospitalized pretty frequently for chronic pain and she helped me through a lot of that)

>>38846854
What's with girlfriends ruining masturbation for people? If anything it's enhanced it for me. But hey, as long as you're getting your daily fix and are happy, that's great.
>sneak your vibrator into her bed
I think I'll try that tonight or tomorrow. My imouto said she might go to a friend's house, we'll see.
There's no love triangle, I mean I love my imouto obviously but I'm not attracted to her at all. She's too cute and not for lewd.

>>38846749
Because she's a stubborn fool of a took! But seriously, she's one of those "it's just a *vomits and passes out* cold I'll be alright" sort of people. Wouldn't go to the doctor on her own deathbed the foolish girl. At least my nagging annoys her enough to make her look after herself; I spammed her 300 messages just to make sure she had a bath with the bath salts I got her and had a cup of ginger an lemon tea.

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>>38846854
>I love my brother
>or I think I still do
>I think

>>38823091
Fine ok I'll go do it right now and finish writing this post when I get back


Alright she just hugged me back and that was it you fags happy now

>>38847035
do you love him enough to go to the gym and get skinny fit for him?

if not, your love DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, SAMANTHA!

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>>38846854
You've bitten down on your Lego pieces? I'm just afraid she's gonna swallow something by accident.
>I bought him some chocolate yesterday though if that counts
Guess it does. That bum rush of a morning seemed like a great way to start a birthday was something I forgot to say.
>>38847022
Good on you. Everyone needs someone to nag them so they don't kill themselves over their own stubbornness. Glad she has someone like you to keep her healthy.
My sister nags me sometimes, but without her, I'd probably be ded by now.

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>>38846960
>If anything it's enhanced it for me
Yeah, but you're special. To us.
>She's too cute and not for lewd
How would you feel if she brings home a suitor?
>>38847035
I've done a lot of thinking
Maybe I just feel like this because I want to love him, not because I actually do. I think it's more some fucked up deeper psychological addiction to him than actual love, even though it feels the same. It's not real love and I need to understand that.
>>38847174
>I'm just afraid she's gonna swallow something by accident
I wouldn't worry, adult tongues are pretty good at stopping stuff from being swallowed accidentally.
>That bum rush of a morning seemed like a great way to start a birthday
I thought so too, I wanted to make up for not having an actual present which was something I tried to have.
Didn't take a lot of effort to convince my sisters, they've assaulted me awake for breakfast more than enough times.

My mom is thinking about going down South for a week to visit my aunt, my dad and I already weaseled out if that hypothetical, so it's been cool to have the house to ourselves
>>38844997
I don't think that solves anything, but whatever I'm not your mother (sadly)
>>38845426
That's cute, I don't know how he can be grumpy with all his little siblings piled on him like that

>>38847286
>but you're special. To us.
T-thanks Ella. No homo. Okay, some homo.
>How would you feel if she brings home a suitor
Well, depends on the suitor of course. She's turning 17 soon, she's allowed to fall in love. Of course I'd probably initially disapprove of whoever is courting her because that's basically my job, but if he or she makes my imouto happy, I'm happy.

>>38847288
>alone with your dad for a week
Be sure to masturbate shamelessly.
>I'm not your mother (sadly)
I mean, that's not one of my kinks but hey, whatever floats your boat Laura.

>>38847369
I might nag him to take a week off since he's definitely got the time, doubt he will but I'll try
I meant more of a motherly way because I'd he proud that you're smart and kind but sure, keep that mind in the gutter

>>38847286
Guess you're right and shouldn't worry too much. Tooth marked Eva 01 won't be the cause of my sister's untimely death.
>make up for not having an actual present
Ah, sorry to hear that. Good to know you have a readily available team like your sisters to give you a hand.
>>38847039
Yes.
>>38847288
Any plans for the free time without your mom around? Gonna punch a few holes in the drywall?

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>>38847488
Sounds fun. Spend time with him if you can.
>I'd be proud that you're smart and kind
Gosh, stop it. Blushing violently is probably bad for my blood pressure.
>keep that mind in the gutter
Will do, thanks mom.

Also I'm gonna play some CHEEKI BREEKI, I trust you guys to keep the fire burning and the wheels turning.

I did. She said that I need to take a shower.

>>38847513
Yea no, I don't need her to come home and punch a hole in me
>>38847628
I'd snuggle you all the time if you were my daughter

>>38847856
Take it as a chance to learn how to repair drywall. I'm sure your dad is a handyman.

>>38848192
Well if I punched the hole it probably wouldn't be big, just put some spackle on it, sand it down, and paint right over it

>>38847488
You're so sweet today laura, what's up?

>>38848407
What I can't be happy? It's nice to have some potential good news for once

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>>38846749
It's comfier than the couch, for damn sure.
>>38846960
Yeah, shit sounds nice. I'd prolly be lesbo for my sister if I was a cute girl, too bad I got this stank dick.
Also what's this mom shit, nigga that's a whole other thing.

>>38848498
You can be happy! I was just saying it's notable and I like it, very cute

Today the whole thread seems pretty nice, in fact. What happened?

>>38848357
Good job planning it out. Curious if it'll work on yourself once your mom finds out.

>>38848519
I was just saying if I was her mom I'd be proud of her
If we're talking about parents and lewd we're talking about the wrong one anyhow
>>38848552
I'd say more happy than cute but alright
>>38848580
I'm not gonna actually do that, I'd start working on my epitaph now
>"She didn't do shit. Fucking cuck"
Alright, I gotta get going now, seeya later

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>>38848519
>I'd prolly be lesbo for my sister if I was a cute girl
Hah. Well, I can only recommend it, it's pretty fun. Well, it is now at least.
No mom shit, I think none of us here are very interested in our mothers.

>>38848552
True, it's pretty comfy today, not a lot of shitposting and everyone seems to be in a good mood.

Random doggo doing a Drill that will pierce the Heavens impression. He's sanic fast.

>>38848681
Being happy makes you more cute, of course!

>>38848791
I love you dog please hire me to walk him while your mom is gone

>>38848681
What's knowledge good for without it being put to good use?
Eh, we'll just put a bit of spackle on your tombstone, sand it down, and etch some positive things. What will you do about it? You're dead!
>>38848791
Dang, cute as ever.

boop I need to eat lunch and stop thinking about dumb shit

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>mfw sending shitty GoT memes back and forth and big sis pulls this
I know what the bitch meant but shit spooked me, guess ya'll threads have me on edge.

>>38836994
Are you going to see if you can fuck her, anon?

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>>38850504
Naaaah, ima admit I'm having fun with this and I wanna see how far shit will go, but I can't fuck the chick. She don't need or want this dick anyway.
>>38850352
Posted the wrong one.

>>38850504
>she don't need or want this dick anyway
only one way to find out.. put the moves on her :3

>>38850947
Bro if she wanted some fuck she woulda jumped me years ago. Besides, I'm basically doing that already thanks to these rolls and she just thinks I'm being a weirdass.

>>38823111
roll I guess, not sure why should I tho

>>38851055
oh ok. Well that's perfect, I hope she expresses interest anon

>>38823111
Roll for little sister

>>38852124
>find sister in kitchen finishing making a sandwich, with mustard because she has good taste
>"Hey, what have you been doing lately?"
>"... Smell my fingers"
>blush profusely as she giggles
>she grabs her plate, pushes her boobs against me while kissing me on the cheek, and hurries off to her room

Wew.

>>38852542
D-did you smell it anon?

>>38852700
No, I didn't have a chance to. And I don't think I want to.

>>38852542
Your sister seems like a pretty fun girl anon.

>>38852808
You want to trade? Your imouto seems like a sensible young woman.

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Sis got home, she seemed pissed so I used that 2 and that 5 to give her a squeeze and ask what's up, she ranted about her day and cheered up a lot, shit feels good. We doing pizza now.
>>38852733
Nigga she just wanted to give you that mustard finger, why's you gotta make it weird.

>>38852885
My little sister's very cautious as to avoid getting her hands dirty while preparing food, thank you very much. And the mustard is in a squeeze bottle, so how would it get on her fingers in the first place?
Are you a negroid? What kind of pizza are you making?

>>38852862
Depends, how old is your imouto?

>>38852967
She put it on her fingers to taste, of course. I bet her fingers tasted delicious, you missed out.

>>38852967
I'm white, thanks. I just type like this due to bad habits and black friends. And we're just ordering one, cooking is hard.

>>38852987
19

>>38853051
>intentionally putting mustard on your fingers
Ishiggydiggy

>>38853060
Making a homemade pizza together is fun.

>>38852542
>mustard because she has good taste
Ham or turkey? This is very important. But if it wasn't mustard, then maybe she wanted to give you a whiff of cold cut fingers.

>>38852733
>not wanting to fuck your sister
you sicken me
I would cum so many ropes into my sister if i had one
>tfw a bond only a sister can have with her brother that nobody knows about
>tfw our physical intimacy only makes us love each other more than we though possible

All tripfags in here should be killed

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Well guys, I tried to hug my younger sister, here's my experience
>read this thread
>going to do it
>go to sister room
>sister is on her phone, but not computer like usual
>thatsnew.png
>sister is also looking at year book
>decide to look at year book with her too
>sister gives candy to me
>accept
>nervous as shit
>sister complains about lunch
>sister goes to parent room to complain to mom
>sister lies on bed, tell mom to hug her
>thisismychance.png
>group hug my sister
>it doesn't count for me
>sister goes to living room couch, looking at phone as usual
>refilling water, nervous still
>tell myself YOLO
>hug my sister by the neck
>sister was taking a selfie when i was hugging her by the neck
>hug quick and run like a bitch
>sister says nothing to me hugging, no sign of words
>mfw

>>38853905
I'm confused. Go tell her you love her and give her another hug.

>>38853142
>cold cut fingers
We got a cannibal here, someone rescue his poor sister.

So thread hows evryones day going?

>>38855129
I ate the fuck outta some pizza and now I'm tryna convince big sis to stay home instead of going out with all her fucking ho friends. Maybe a roll will help a guy out.

>>38855291
Hug her tightly and don't let go until she promises to spend the rest of the night hanging out with you

>>38855291
Hopefully your sister isnt a ho.

>>38855409
I hope she is so that anon might fuck his sister

>>38855404
Brah that's cute but no, she already staying home as long as I can find something to do by the time she's done in the bathroom.
>>38855409
Not anymore, she had her moments in her teens tho. She keeps it professional these days.
>>38855584
Naaaaaah.

>>38855672
Try giving her a quick kiss on her mouth to see how she'd react

>>38855672
anon pls
I dont' have a sister, so i just want to experience joy from helping another anon go past boundaries with their sister and bring the two of them closer together than any other brother and sister could possibly be

>>38855701
I'll do that before I ever fuck her but naaaaaaaaaaaaah, she'd just think it was an accident and make fun of me about it forever anyway.
>>38855744
If it makes you feel better we're hella close already, I just aint dicking her.

>>38855744
Not him, but I'll do it for you, Anon. And for me. But not right now.

>>38855824
How tall are you two? Ask her if she'd kiss you if you asked her to. And then ask her to kiss you.

So Ella you and M coming to the gay pride canal pride thing in the city tomorrow? I got senpai with a boat, could maybe hook you and M up with a first class seat and comfy companionship. In all seriousnous, are you and M gonna go? I've got work tomorrow but I don't mind because I've never really liked the canal pride, but idunno with you guys being gay and all maybe you'd go.

>>38855951
Five 8 and five 9, she's taller. Yes I'm a manlet, fuck outta here with that. How's a guy just ask a dumb thing like that.
Man, I was just rolling for fun, ya'll got me feeling weird in my stomach.

>>38856058
Well, that's still no excuse for not being able to pick her up. Do you even lift?

>>38856058
That weird feeling in your stomach means you want to kiss her but you're nervous about it. Ask her, you know you want to.

>>38856079
Not really man, that's the problem. Got that 8 tho, ima go try it again once she's done.
>>38856144
Yeah man I dunno about that

>>38856168
Yes you do. Now start lifting.

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>>38856168
>>38856179
>Big sis walking out of the bathroom to go get dressed
>Snuck up behind her for that lift
>Got her up there for a second, she squirmed too much tho
>Got towel whipped while running away
She was all laughing though, shit was fun.

>>38856564
D-did you see her boobies? How big are they?

>>38856655
Bitch what, I woulda got worse than the whip if I looked. They're like C's I think, I dunno how that shit works.

>>38856764
How can you say you love her if you didn't look at her boobs while she was naked and whipping you? Go ask her how big they are right now and apologize for ignoring her womanly charm.

>>38856792
Brah, I'm trying to get her to stay home, not run away 'cause her brother went fucking nuts. I'll ask about her tits if you care that much tho, I don't think that's weird for us.

>>38856901
If you want her to stay home, ask her to spend more time with you because you're lonely and you love her and you like spending time with her.
But yea, ask about her boobs.

>>38853978
I suppose what i'm trying to say is that me and my sister are quite distanced, it's pretty awkward to hug or say i love her, we do have nice conversations together though

>>38857128
Ask her if she'd be okay with hugging occasionally from now on. Talk to her about what she wants to do when she's older.

>>38856977
We chilling, gonna ignore this shit for awhile. She got C's tho.

>>38857160
I might have to ask her later or never, as i said before, she's usually on the computer talking to her friends which is what she is doing right now, i might as well give up and maybe consider this in the future?

>>38857378
Bro, fuck her friends. You're her older brother, you have priority over most other people she'll ever talk to. If you want to talk to her, assert your dominance and tell her to talk to you for a bit.

I really love the "Find Laura in other threads" game. Anyone else play it? Have you ever been right?

>>38856168
>>38856058
bro don't sweat it with the manlet thing
anyway yeah just ask if you can kiss her
or ask her to give you a kiss in a way that doesn't sound weird/inapprpriate. but then you kiss her back but a little bit more affection/passion in yours
slowly let it escalate
reassure her if she starts freaking out

So... Anyone hugged anyone recently?

Someone please hug a family member. Or kiss them.

People need to quit posting so many bad threads. I'm having to bump far too often.

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Where all the dykes go, suddenly it's all just me and I barely wanna be here.
>>38857636
Ya'll almost got in my head, we pulled out jenga 'cause we were bored and we started wrestling 'cause I fucked up her turn. Bitch said she'd gimme something if I pinned her, so I did (she prolly let me) and I said gimme a kiss. She laughed and smooched my cheek, I was all "Naaah that don't count", she was all confused and shoved one on my nose. Then it felt akward and I realized what the fuck was happening so I let it go. Why ya'll making me do weird shit.

>>38860121
That's cute. Go pin her again and place a gentle but lingering kiss on her lips.

>>38860182
Brah why, I don't need a restraining order on this ass. I like living here, shit's nice, ima not fuck that up.

>>38860121
Yahallo new guy, do you want to talk about stuff?
Don't do everything this thread says either, quite a few try to get off to the stories here, and it probably wouldn't be worth fucking it up based on an urge.

>>38860386
I dunno, what stuff? I drank a little tbqh, prolly why stuffs getting in my head so easily. I'm still not gonna fuck her, but honestly ya'll got me conflicted about the kissing stuff, som part of me thinks it'd be fun.

>>38860359
If your relationship's as close as you say it is, she'd be fine with a single kiss that she already cheated you out of. She owes you one, go claim it.

>>38860386
I don't get off to anything here, and the people that lurk to make sexual suggestions and jerk off to it disgust me. She owes him a kiss, he should go get it. I think their relationship's cute.

>>38860442
It will be fun, go kiss her. If she doesn't like it, apologize and blame the alcohol.

>>38860467
A'ight, phone's going away again, thought she was going to bed bt she still wants to hang out, prolly wont kiss her but we'll see.

>>38860442
I don't know, anything you'd like to ask?
What stories do you and your sister have?

>>38860467
I think the relationship is cute too, but it could be disastrous if he moves really fast and she puts two and two together. Suddenly becoming really intimate and then wanting to kiss on the lips isn't exactly hard to make an assumption about.

>>38845426
>morning
>cuddles
>foursome
Your poor brother wasn't grumpy, he was just trying not to let you feel the world's biggest erection.

>>38860617
He could still use his get out of jail free card at this point. And by that I mean saying "People on the internet told me to do it and I tried it because I'm stupid. Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you." He hasn't and won't do anything unforgivable and the proof is in the thread if she doesn't believe him.

Did he mention their ages? I don't remember if he did and I don't want to look.

>>38860519
False alrm, she was just making sure my sorry ass was okay. Got a hug too.
>>38860617
What stories you want? We're pretty normal probably, guess living with her is weird but she insisted on that 'cause all the apartments here eat up my paycheck.

>>38860703
But anon, he doesn't feel that way about his younger sisters. At least not the oldest two.

>>38860762
Don't forget to give her a goodnight kiss later. If she's asleep by the time you go to sleep, get in bed with her.

>>38860762
Like from when you were younger and stuff.
You know, did you get along back then too?
How was the relationship dynamic back then?

>>38860729
Sis's 24, I'm 20 next week
>>38860801
Brah I already said goodnight, no kissing. And lets not get weird about sleeping with her, it happens sometimes, who cares.

>>38860801
Boners are usually the result of an unconscious process and can be triggered by any kind of touch, especially during the morning. He doesn't have to like you to get hard.

>>38860729
>kiss sister
>show her /r9k/'s daily incest thread as explanation for your behaviour
Yes, there's no way this could possibly go wrong.

>>38860879
I dunno, she was coddley and doting or whatever when I was a baby. She got bitchy in highschool, then real fucked up after hoing around for dick for a while, then she gave up that and fixed up a little and we've been hanging out ever since. sorry if that's no good, I''m fucking sleepy.

>>38860995
This isn't an incest thread. It's a pure, hug your sister thread. Incest threads usually die after a few hours.
>>38861034
Any major fuckups that you helped each other through?

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>tfw Susan Cowsill will never be your qt daughter
Why even live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnjwW9aUn08

>>38861056
Ummm I barely remember it but the bitch wanted to kill herself after her first boyfriend pulled some fucking horseshit and her crying made me cry 'cause I was a dumbass and she coddled me and she said it helped her, that count? For me she definetly fucking saved my ass by letting me live here.
Prolly gonna go to bed in a second ya'll

>>38857439
Late reply but finally had actual talk with her about stuff, it was real great. Longest conversation I had with her for awhile

>tfw older sister (she's 35 i'm 25)
>every time she hugs me i feel hear breasts press against me
after 4 kids her breasts have gotten so big, am i a sicko if i like the way it feels?

>>38861203
That's good. You should try to have a quality conversation with her at least once every week.

>>38861252
You're not a sicko for liking how it feels, but don't try anything with her.

>>38861148
Yeah sorry I dunno why my brain pulled that outta its drunk ass, it's not even a good example, she got all ho after that so it prolly didnt even do much. I'm blogshitting all over so ima sleep.

>convince femanon to hug her brother
>he cunt punts her
Show your good siblings you appreciate them if you have any.

Laura never posted after she went to work. She said her birthday's this month, do you think it was today?
Don't tell us, someone will track you down and hurt you in some way. Happy birthday, whenever it is.

>tfw making pure love happen
It's a good feel

>>38823091
My sister is a 10yo boy. How do I fix this?

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Are we having another episode of someone pretending to be a bunch of people?

>>38863008
I'm only pretending to be one person, so probably not. I hope not. What makes you ask?

>>38862709
My brother is a transexual, it's not a big deal. Just treat them like normal because you and your family are probably the only people who will for a long time.

To be honest 10 is a little early to be making that decision. I don't even know if your post is real. If it is I hope he doesn't turn into a hon.

get ready for surprise grinding from both side if he's a confused pervert

>>38857495
Have you ever got that wrong? How do people really
>>38862088
Thanks anon

>>38863130
Afaik I'm the only one that's called you out on it, but I've never been wrong yet and I do it often. If I think it's you but I'm not sure I'll say "smol" or something, but I say Laura when I'm sure.
Go the fuck to sleep

>>38863008
Just suspicion. We have someone attempting to transform the thread then tons of anon posters come out of nowhere. You can't say those two things happening at once isn't suspicious.

>>38863240
You guys have a real bad habit of blaming everything on a boogey man. It's like you jump from to another every thread.

>>38863230
Someone once said "Laura my boy" to something that was really a reach and that shocked me, it was something about my school and barely a sentence
I also don't like being addressed as a boy, you're prodding my insecurities

>>38824018
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Sincerely,

A concerned poster

>>38861279
Thanks for advice, i thought this thread was dumb but i guess its okay, ill try to make quality chats with my sister hopefully

>>38863287
Yes, that was also me.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. It as just an expression. Boyish girls are great, you shouldn't feel bad about it.

>>38863297
>I'm just doing my bait
Well damn, you got me. Fuck off.

>>38863312
Good to hear.

>>38863274
Well I mean look even the thread police guy is here

>>38863340
>white knighting for a """""""girl"""""""" while sucking his dick in another post
W e w L a d

>>38863370
But anon, it actually does say just doing my bait.

>>38863350
This is what I was just saying. You're calling me the thread police guy because that's the boogey man right now. If it was a few months ago is would probably be story chan and a month before that angry chan.

>>38863340
How'd you even know?
Didn't take much offense to it, I just wasn't sure if you were using it as an expression or calling me a little boy so I just thought about that for a bit

>>38863388
I know. And I actually do feel bad for not spell-checking it first. But I do hope other anons will see that humoring namefag """""""shes""""""""" is just silly

>>38863274
It happens in any place that has it's own culture though. /pol/ has the JIDF, /r9k/ has normies etc.
I'm not defending it happening, I just think that no matter what people do it's an inevitability.

>>38863404
Because I have 20/20 memory for useless knowledge and it sounded like both what you've mentioned before and something you'd say.
Where'd your trip go? Should I look for another post of yours?

>>38863422
I understand your point anon and in most other threads, I'd agree with you. Her trip is relevant to these threads though as she has been posting about the goings on in her life and events with her family for just over half a year. As long as she doesn't post outside of these specific threads with the trip on, I see no problem with it.

>>38863471
I guess little obscure shit is easy to remember for some reason
No, just this dumb mimi update makes me type it for every post and it's kinda long so I don't see a reason not to

>>38863497
Hmmm I guess I don't browse /r9k/ enough, I didn't know that. Well as long as he doesn't promote doing this regularly or act like he's a >she then I suppose it's not so bad

>>38863498
Check the settings, maybe you can change it. Or maybe you can go back to a previous version. How long is your password?

>>38863511
Can you fuck off? She's been at this for a long time now, most of us like or tolerate her, and unless she suddenly comes in saying "Guys I did it, I fucked my dad" there's literally no reason to not believe her.

>>38863511
>promote doing this regularly
But she does regularly contribute to the thread's topic and it is useful to be able to differentiate her posts from other anons in the thread.
>>38863557
>How long is your password?
Wew
Getting angry with the other guy is the wrong way to go about things too, anon.

>>38863557
>Can you fuck off? She's been at this for a long time now
Nah I'm good. But nice white knighting for a >girl that will never fuck you, fatty.

>most of us like or tolerate her
I literally just said I would be willing to tolerate >her as long as he didn't start attention whoring or some such thing. But you know, reading is probably hard for you.

>>38863581
Yeah that was my b, I'll try and pay more attention next time, anon.

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these threads are always so funny. everyone having awkward moments trying to hug their sisters, when im posting from our shared bed while snuggling with her. i will never understand how anyone has such a bad relationship with their sister, its such a waste!

>>38863604
>Yeah that was my b, I'll try and pay more attention next time, anon.
Everyone makes mistakes anon, don't worry about it.
>>38863659
Any cute stories with her you feel like sharing?

>>38863557
It's kinda long, which was short sighted
Anything happening with my dad is that far gone huh?
>>38863604
I guess you believe what you believe, that's up to you, but don't start arguments with the guy for no reason
And if it's any concern to you, I don't trip outside these threads

>>38863686
Please show me where I started an argument with some random white knight and not the other way around.

>I don't trip outside these threads
Good >girl

>>38863686
I think it's still possible, but if you suddenly came in claiming you fucked him it'd be pretty inconsistent with his previous actions and suspicious

>>38863696
By addressing him as a white knight when he acknowledged the "my bait" part
>>38863721
Hey if it just suddenly happens I wouldn't question it

>>38863739
>By addressing him as a white knight when he acknowledged the "my bait" part
Hmm I dunno if that was even the same guy. I had a really nice exchange with an anon over that which ended quite amicably (read the other person I was replying to).
Furthermore, even if it was the same guy, I would argue that he antagonized me by saying "fuck off" to my (quite applicable) post.

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>>38863680
tons. just the other day i came out of the shower butt ass naked except for a towel, and she playfully pushed my chest and said something flirty. so i did it back to her, and of course, she has breasts i forgot. so she got freaked out and ran to our room and locked the door. then i sat outside the door bargaining with her for re-entry into our room. it was so cute seeing her get so flustered and mad over a little boob touch. later that night we hugged and made up though, it was a bit forced though. shes so pure its funny.

>>38863780
I don't know about who's who, but I took the "fuck off" part as more of a "you put a little bait thing in there and got me, haha fuck off" way
I guess this is just a tangle of misunderstanding