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Why don't you just fuck boys instead, /r9k/? They're cute!

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Why don't you just fuck boys instead, /r9k/? They're cute!
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>>38811383
I'd fuck a cute boy in a heartbeat but there aren't any that would fuck me.
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>>38811576
I think if you worked out and dressed nice enough you could definitely find a cute boy to give copious amounts of dick to
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>>38811383
Because all cute boys are size queens who don't want my pathetically average 5 inch cock, they want Chad's 8 inch really thick cock pounding their boipucci.
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>>38811383
>They're cute!

Post some REAL LIFE ADULT MALES who have faces as cute as that. Faces, not bodies. No makeup.

Go.
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>>38811383
i just want a feminine penis in my mouth and butt desu
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>>38811631
If he did all that he could probably just get a girl.
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>>38811383
not even boys want to fuck me
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>>38811661
5 inches is better desu
I dont wanna choke on something, and if i wanna slut it up I have toys. Id rather have a small bf desu

t. aspiring crossdresser.
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>>38811383
>instead
awoo
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>>38811631
If boys want that then they'll choose Chad instead of a knock off robot.
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>>38811661
>tfw cute little girl(male)
>tfw chad was waiting in the shadows on here and scooped me up and showers me with love and his big musky cock
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>>38811685
I'm not understanding your point. Why would he want that?
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Most cuteboys always seem to prefer someone either considerably bigger than them, or femmy like them too.

Meanwhile I'm 5'4" with an average dick and otherwise pretty masculine-ish. And before you ask, no I don't intend on becoming a trap.
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>>38811743
I think mentally ill femboys would rather get ploughed by a similarly mentally ill robot rather than Chad
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>>38811832
>Most cuteboys always seem to prefer someone either considerably bigger than them, or femmy like them too.
Iktf. It sucks being an average guy that no one wants.
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>>38811786
The argument is that if you can't get a girl just get a cute boy or trap or whatever, but if the requirements for getting one are still the same why not just get a girl? unless you like the dick.
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>>38811890
If they wanted someone to connect with mentally then they'd get with a robot but they want a hot Chad to plow them.
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>>38811383
Lol the gay community is a joke. Fucking kill yourselves
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>trap thread
>people start posting tranny abominations
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>>38811897
What's not to like about the dick part?
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>>38811383
traps only work in the 2D plane
stop trying to meme people into thinking tranny shit is normal and fuck right off my board, faggot.
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>>38811690
Be my boyfriend then!

Also I'm fat so if you're into getting dominated you're in for a fun time. Also I keep you warm in winter.
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It's pretty cold here in russia, can someone pass some good trap doujins to warm it up?
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I love boy bodies but when I see their face I lose my boner
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I do fuck boys
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>Say I want a girlfriend
>"haha but what you should REALLY do is take hormones and become a cuteboi like me ;^)"
>Tell them that I'm not even remotely homosexual and that I only like women, not to mention I like being a man and doing manly things like lifting, shooting, vidya, etc
>"haha it's totally not gay to suck a dick anon haha anyway you should totally become a tranny like me come on i'll suck your dick plz :3"

Why do trannies do this so much? Why are you incapable of understanding that not every guy wants to become a mentally ill freak like you? I wouldn't normally complain but you fuckers seem to flood /r9k/ with your shit and frankly I'm sick of it. Why can't you stay on /lgbt/ or at least /b/?
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>>38812411
>trying to reason with the mentally ill
It's pointless, anon.
Also
>manly things like... vidya
Uh
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I do already, but not just cutebois. I go for all types of men.
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>>38812411
They can't figure out they're not the center of the world.
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>>38812330
Tell me how to accomplish this
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>>38811383
Cause they only look good in 2d faggot
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>ywn prolapse a cuteboy's ass
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GIVE ME A CUTE BOY TO UNLOAD MY CUM IN RIGHT NOW
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ITT: Future patients of Mike Pence
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>>38812024
i wish i knew what the sauce for this was
because I'd like to read it.
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>>38812595
Are you any of the following?
>Chad
>Hung (AT LEAST 7 inches)
>Rich

If you're not 2 out of 3 of these things, then sorry, you have literally no chance with a cute boy/trap. Turns out they're even more shallow than normal women and will only fuck you if you're any of the aforementioned things, or a tranny like they are.
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>>38812634
boku girl

not sure if that's a cropped doujin gotta be honest
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>>38812664
How would you know? How many cute boys have you propositioned?
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>>38812747
Trannies are known size queens. It's not even a secret. Of course they want to be women, so they're going to be just as shallow as them.
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>>38812786
>Of course they want to be women, so they're going to be just as shallow as them.
lole
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>>38812747
Not him but go to any of the gey threads and it's only "femboi looking for femboi" or them talking about how they wanna be filled with cock or some other shallow shit. They're literally stacies.
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>>38812411
>Say I want to be a girl
>"haha but what you should REALLY do is lift and be a manly man like me ;^)"
>Tell them I'm not even remotely masculine and that I enjoy doing feminine things.
>"haha fuck you faggot, go die you mentally ill cunt."

Why do you people do this so much? Why are you incapable of understanding that not every guy wants to be a masculine-ass dude who only partakes in hobbies that western society deems appropriate for men to enjoy? I wouldn't normally complain but you fuckers seem to flood EVERYWHERE with your shit and frankly I'm sick of it.
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>implying traps want to be girls
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>>38813034
why does drawing a girl and calling it a boy still happen

and why does it still get me fucking rock hard
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>>38813017
Except it's not regular guys who are pushing their shit in every thread on every board. It's always trannies who are entering threads and derailing it with their gay shit and insisting that any guy who ever gets erect when he looks at a woman secretly wants to become a woman himself. The only time I see the shit you're implying is when trannies shit up a board/thread so much that normal posters start fighting back and telling them to kill themselves, to which the tranny usually responds with smug anime images and insisting that they're totally not mentally ill despite the fact that they talk about sex 24/7 and can't accept that other people don't want to be like them.

tl;dr You have to do better than copying anon's post and changing a few words around to make a point.
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>>38813034
Why can't boys look like this in 3D
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>>38813093
Some can. Though they usually wind up killing themselves.
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>>38811690
This, average or less is best.
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>>38813086
Holy shit how fucking delusional are you.
Have you ever been to a trap thread on /b/? Half the fucking posts are spam, telling everyone there to go die because of the type of porn they watch. Have you never heard any news story that at all describes trans people being attacked/discriminated against in public? The trannies you have a problem with are fucking having a laugh, because 4chan is one of the few places in the world where they can throw some shit back at the people who throw shit at them regularly in the real world.
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>>38813093
I'm not sure what you mean, anon. Of course they can.
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>>38813197
>Have you ever been to a trap thread on /b/? Half the fucking posts are spam, telling everyone there to go die because of the type of porn they watch.
Maybe because they spam their shit every day and are incapable of understanding when enough is enough? Also,

>Using fucking /b/ to represent the general population

You really are a mentally ill faggot.
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>>38813086
What he's saying happens in literally every trans/trap thread here ever. You can even search the archive for "failed male" and get the whole copypasta some people like to paste whatever text it takes to stop them from being blocked for it.
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someone PLEASE stick their thingy inside me!!!
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>>38813231
>goes into a gay thread
>complains about all the gay shit
>"it's you guys who are bothering everyone"
>NUH UH
>literally found the gayest thread on the board, entered it, and decided to post in it to make the claim that this isn't happening
really activated my almond, thanks
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>>38813254
post discord so we can be lewdfriends :)))))))
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>>38813213
Where do l find them then
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>tfw no thick bf so you can blow on his belly and call him a good boy
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>>38813280
Be one of them or be chad. Quite literally stacies in a male body.
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>>38813301
>where
I realize that you need to be a chad or femboy
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>>38813250
Maybe because, like I've already said numerous times, you spam your shit literally EVERYWHERE? Even when someone politely explains this to you your response is to blame everyone else and play the victim. You're just as bad as /pol/tards who flood every board with Trump spam.

>>38813275
>Post on a board
>Someone posts a tranny thread
>"Okay, fine, whatever, as long as it doesn't get out of hand"
>As time goes on more tranny threads get posted daily
>Soon the catalog is full of tranny threads that are literally just "why haven't you taken hormones and become a cute boi yet? :3" with a picture of a mentally ill faggot's asshole
>Enter an on-topic thread to get away from it all
>Some tranny faggots have derailed it with the exact same shit
>Complain about all the trannies flooding the board and turning it into a /b/-tier shithole
>"HAHA ANON I KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS TO BECOME A CUTE GIRL LIKE ME :3 HAHA YOU'RE JUST A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME SPAMMING THESE THREADS DAILY :^)"

But of course, you're not going to accept personal responsibility and admit that you're flooding /r9k/ and other boards with your gay shit.
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I used to. Met him on WoW of all places. Total qt, sligthly more autistic and depressed than me. No confidence, deeeep in the closet, good thing I was in the same situation. We were a perfect match. Talked online for months, realised we lived close, we met. Lost our virginities to each other. I helped him build a positive view of himself from scratch, and I thought it was a mutually positive relationship, but I was exhausting myself by dealing with every single one of his problems without paying attention to mine. He got a lot better, became even more qt, lost weight, we bought cute clothes together. Started being more open about it, holding hands in public, etc.

Then after a year of IRL relationship, he dropped me. Hard. His explanation was, well, a ton of stuff. Tons of stuff he had never told me about he had a problem with, and worse, personal things that I told to him despite being a very reserved guy, that he just threw back at me.

Then two weeks (2) after he was already with another guy, and this time completely in the open. I'm assuming he had already taken an interest in him a while before, or he might even have outright cheated on me, I don't want to know. And, admittedly the guy was more attractive than me.

They stayed together for 3 months. He halfheartedly tried to come back to me, then found another guy just as fast. He hasn't had a lasting relationship since. Still occasionally messages me. I haven't been with someone since him, not really looking too.

Destroyed my pride, my confidence.
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>>38813327
Internet or cons.
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>>38813231
There are porn threads for literally every other fetish and generally the people in those threads get left alone to enjoy it to themselves. Please explain why you think that the porn you don't watch is spam and the porn that you do watch isn't?

Are you fucking blind? Did you not pass 3rd grade? Because your reading comprehension is fucking awful. I used /b/ to represent the general population of 4chan, not the real world. Not that it matters anyway, because trap threads on other boards get spammed a lot as well. Stop making yourself out to be a victim. If you don't wanna see trap porn then don't go on the threads you fucking numbskull.

Nice fucking ad hominem by the way.
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>>38813332
Use the hide button, that's what it's there for. You're literally going out of your way to post in these threads when it's easier to just click "Hide thread" and move on with your life. It's like you WANT to see gay shit and talk to gay people in gay threads, because that's literally all that happens in them and here you are.
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>>38813332
Holy shit how dense are you. You understand that no board on 4chan is ever "full of tranny threads" right? You can literally just not click on those threads. Stop being such a fucking baby, and accept personal responsibility for your use of the 'Hide' button.
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>>38813332
>nobody in here tells you to become a girl
>keep posting about becoming a girl
>blame everyone else by saying they keep telling you to do it
>claims (s)he's not repressed when nobody accused them of being repressed
hmm

consider this almond activated as well, friend.
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>>38813366
>Please explain why you think that the porn you don't watch is spam and the porn that you do watch isn't?

Maybe because the people from those other threads aren't flooding other threads and trying to force others to become mentally ill freaks like them? When was the last time someone posted off-topic shit in a thread about how their mommy fetish is perfectly normal and that if you don't like older women then you're just a bigot or repressed?

>>38813369
>>38813412
If I have to hide half the catalog because it's literally all the exact same thread that the rest of the board is complaining about being spammed on a daily basis, the problem isn't with me or the rest of the board.
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>>38813279
I don't want a discord lewfriend I want a REAL lewdfriend ;___;
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>>38811690
If your discord is T---- then your cock is fabulous. Phenomenal in fact!
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>>38812664
I am all 3, barely hit the dick size though, where do I claim my cute boy?
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>tfw most of the girlyboys have bigger dicks than you
Literally what the fuck is up with this
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>>38813429
Sorry dude, it's the off-topic NEET loser board. What did you expect, mentally well-adjusted individuals to post about their respectable sexual desires? It's /r9k/, the mods official position on this stuff is "if you don't like it, hide it." Every time you enter one of those threads to complain about them all you do is give them more excuses to bump the thread and keep talking about it. The responsibility is on you as a part of this board to stop participating and encouraging discussion you DON'T want to be there and to hide it instead. "If it's against the rules, report it, otherwise hide it."
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I want to lick a boy's chest
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>>38813429
The problem is you having such high standards for this place.
THIS SITE of all sites.

>But I don't WANT to a degenerate!
>If you weren't a degenerate, you wouldn't be here
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>>38813526
What about their tummy, anon?
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>>38813507
>tfw no gf (male) who has a bigger dick than me and teases me with it
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>>38813511
>Just ignore all the shitposting threads! Who cares if they're attracting more shitposters to this board? It's your fault for trying to be on-topic and not hiding every thread!
>Just ignore all those crackheads and gangbangers that keep moving into your neighborhood! Who cares what they do, it's not affecting you, is it? It's your fault for caring so much!

Why are you incapable of understanding that not every guy wants to become a mentally ill freak like you? Not everyone on this site wants to look at pictures of dicks and become sex objects, some of us actually want to have discussions that don't devolve into role-playing about gay sex and posting images of yourself wearing dresses. Are you just incapable of understanding why people get upset about something unless they're literally sucking your dick? You're literally worse than /pol/tards at this point.

>>38813539
Again, not everyone is a mentally ill crossdressing freak like you, yet when someone points this out you accuse them of being "bigoted" or whatever. Whatever happened to preaching about tolerance for those who are different?
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Anyone looking for a BF, make a pin on this map :D
The more pins we have, the more happy anons well have
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
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>>38813567
it's a cruel life when you realize you will never make this boy cum all over his own delicious tummy and chest
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>>38813597
Holy shit you retard, that is LITERALLY what the mods have said about shitposting threads. If they're against the rules, report them, otherwise every time you post in them instead of hiding them you're encouraging them to make more.
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>>38813609
And I re-iterate, if LITERALLY half the board complains about you spamming these threads day-in and day-out, then half the fucking board isn't the problem. This is why people hate trannies IRL, because you act so fucking entitled to everything just because you failed as a man and want to live life on easy mode as a woman.
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>>38813631
The mods have already given you the answers and the tools to act on them, what you choose to do is your responsibility and yours alone.
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mods please ban people who come into gay threads and fucking whine and bitch for like 20 posts
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>>38811383
>Why don't you just fuck boys instead, /r9k/? They're cute!
but I want boys to fuck me
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>>38813671
>Literally no argument

Looks like I win. Stay mad, faggot.
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>tfw the only thing keeping you from being a sex toy for guys is your body
Only in my fantasies can I live
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>tfw no athletic and morally degenerate bf

>>38813735
You're the straight manly man who's still going out of his way to argue with gay fags in a thread dedicated to talking about having gay sex, I don't think there are any winners in that argument. It's probably better if you just left and stopped trying to tell gay people to stop being gay in a gay thread, to be honest.
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Because I'm gross and still confused about my sexuality. I'm not sure if I really am bisexual or not because I've never been with another male in a sexual manner and am too scared to try and find out. Even looking past that, I'm a bit out of shape and hairy as shit which most gaypostera seem to have no interest in. And that's not to mention how scared I am of people showing me intimacy due to how much self doubt I have to where I probably wouldn't believe them even if they meant it. I've accepted that I'll never be with anyone, man or woman, but seeing these threads does continue to rub salt on the wound.
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>>38813601
bump because boipussy
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>>38813782
>Because I'm gross and still confused about my sexuality. I'm not sure if I really am bisexual or not because I've never been with another male in a sexual manner and am too scared to try and find out.
I'm the same way. These threads are really cute, and the pictures are always cute, but I feel like if I tried it in real life I'd be disgusted by the other person's masculinity. I don't like masculine guys, but the cute guys posted here and in cute anime make me feel kind of funny and I often fantasize about intimate, romantic, situations involving them. I feel like I'd try to engage in one of these intimate situations and real life and we'd be repulsed by one another and then I'd regret it for the rest of my life.
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>>38813567
I'd love to lick his own cum off his tummy
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>>38813340
Please tell me this is a pasta.
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>couldnt get girls
>decided to become gay
>couldnt get guys either
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>>38814135
No one wants me either.
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Are cute boys nice?

I only like people if they are nice to me.
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>>38814189
they're just as shit as women. fuck the larping robots dude you'll get burned just as bad
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>>38814189
>Are cute boys nice?
>I only like people if they are nice to me.
they are the nicest people in the world
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>>38814715
Their assholes are even nicer
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>>38814715
If you're chad hung or another cuteboi
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>tfw i just wanna be a femboy / trap
>tfw im not socially comfortable as male
I just wanna look like a boy and be called a girl
I get frustrated looking like a girl sometimes, and I can never get a cuteboy into me because im not a dom daddy so why even try
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>>38814761
>If you're chad hung or another cuteboi
what if I'm a cute boi who's hung like a Chad
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>>38811786
i talked to this girl b4 she was super qt and nice i love her
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>>38811664
Exactly this. It doesn't exist outside of hentai
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>>38815579
I wish I knew, my most original friend.
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>>38813213
>face hidden
bitch please
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>>38811383
Because I'm not cute and cute boys are pickier than girls and I'm too autistic to message regular boys
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>>38815887
>Because I'm not cute and cute boys are pickier than girls and I'm too autistic to message regular boys
I'm sure somebody thinks you are cute
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This thread is a prime example of why /r9trap/s should have their own contamination thread separate from /r9gay/.
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cute boys are actually rare in real life
most good pictures you see are the type were they only look cute at a certain angle with often no face, hands or feet
I might try and fuck a 10/10 if I ever meet one but I doubt I ever will in my very limited social life
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If I found a real qtp2t then maybe, but social interactions and stuff...
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>>38816509
>If I found a real qtp2t then maybe, but social interactions and stuff...
you'll find one soon
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>>38811916
I'm not a trap but i'm a pretty feminine boy and my boyfriend is a Chad by r9k standards.
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>>38811383
>>38811631
>>38811666
>>38811778
>>38812024
>>38812517
>>38812543
>>38813034
>>38813254
>>38813526
>>38813773
>>38815756
>>38815887
>>38816166
You post anime to masquerade the you lies,
When in reality mimic women aka traps are essentially impossible to get unless your chad which defeats the purpose of "looking/wanting/having a trap gf/bf etc" because if you were chad then why would you stoup to common butt hole banditry when you could easily reel in roasties with ease rather then risk getting HIV/AIDS from faggots.

TLDR
traps and robots is an impossible combination.
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>>38817318
...is that a hint?
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>>38812610
based Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence
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>>38812610
>ITT: Future patients of Mike Pence
I read this as "future parents" and was confused af desu
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Why are heart pupils the biggest turn off?
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>>38817697
>Why are heart pupils the biggest turn off?
t. heterofag
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>tfw finally started removing all the hair from my body and taking better care of my skin
Now I just have to find some cute trap with a bigger cock than me. Although that's probably going to be difficult..
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can you homos recommend me a workout routine? wanna get thicc
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>>38818306
>can you homos recommend me a workout routine? wanna get thicc
squats

but why the hell do you want to get thicc
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>>38818309
already doing squats, feel like I should be doing other stuff

my gf likes thicc
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>>38818306
Anything that targets any of these muscles.
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>>38818306
Sprints, cycling, and speed skating.

Squats help I guess but. Those high volume motions give you huge growth. Doing any of them regularly will give you super thick meaty thighs and ass. Like chun-li.
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>not gay
>have been propositioned by guys in bars and on the street
>gay friend always comes onto me when he's drunk
>stayed over at a friends house to play vidya and watch movies
>he invited his gay friend and he started kissing the back of my neck while i was trying to go to sleep
>gay guy that i met literally once before thought i was gay and told his friend "why didn't you tell me anon was gay, i would have fucked him months ago"
>girls barely look at me

I'm not even cute or feminine. I just want to put my weenie in girls.
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>>38817460
traps make better life partners then some roasty
and you can take a decent tier trap and get them ffs to make them look good

also, while even a 10/10 trap will never look as good as a 10/10 cis girl, they are MUCH more rarer then a 10/10 girl.

Traps are the most valuable commodity.
>>
Fucking them is too gay but bullying and teasing them still remains fun for me
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>>38818365
>Those high volume motions give you huge growth. Doing any of them regularly will give you super thick meaty thighs and ass.
do they really? that's kinda what I want
>>38818352
thanks senpai
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>>38818368
put it in boys instead
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>>38818389
These are the kinds of legs that you get from cycling daily.
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>>38818430
gross, I want cute ones
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>>38818444
His legs are only like that because he has a very low body fat percentage, anon. If you have a good amount of body fat, your legs will stay soft and squishy.
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>>38818452
oh, I can't really ride a bike, I can squats though at least :\
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>>38818368
wtf how do u even get approached by humans like that
tell me ur secret, normalfriend
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I'd only be friends with a cross dressing trap that passes as a girl just because it seems interesting. Nothing more than a specimen to study. I'm not into gay stuff. It is gross and unhygenic.
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>>38818521
You see your friends as studies?
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>>38811383
Good point...how do I engage with the cute boys at the grocery store?

I'm dumb and don't have much confidence.

>not bad looking myself
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>>38811664
Laaate reply, but cuteness is so bloody personal in real life.

All we can agree that, Astolfo is cute. Because he's unrealistic. Nothing is unrealistic in real life.
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>>38811383
Because unlike you I am not Homosexual,
I am heterosexual and can only get erect if they look like a girl.
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>>38818784
>Twitter filename
>Non ironic Nippon
Desu kys nya~?
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>>38818791
They do look like a girl though. That's why they're CUTE.
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>>38818791
>if they look like a girl.
The "girly look" is femininity. You're not even hetero mate.
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>>38818801
str8 form desubot ashole
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>>38818894
Oi mate, you're all right?
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>>38818582
How else is he going to create realistic characters for his manga?
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Uhhh, idk. Because i'm not fuckin gay.
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>>38813332
>Maybe because, like I've already said numerous times, you spam your shit literally EVERYWHERE? Even when someone politely explains this to you your response is to blame everyone else and play the victim. You're just as bad as /pol/tards who flood every board with Trump spam.
DESU a better example would be feelers spamming /r9k/ with their normie shit.
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>>38818906
NO! im drunk and eating eanut butter form my pocket knife!

and im sad!
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>>38813295
pic related u? would fug
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this thread is extremely homosexual
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>>38819482
uuuu you're a big gay
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>>38819832
doesn't change the fact that this thread is extremely gay
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>>38819857
We could probably make it gayer if we tried our hardest.
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>>38819898
How about you give me your contact and show me you doing that pose you little slut
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>>38819898
I want to kiss a boy.
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>>38819939
I want a cute boy to love me
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>>38811383
Because I don't fuck I get fucked and the only guys attracted to me are submissive cumrags.
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I want a sissy discord lewdfriend to boss around and take pics / video for me, is that really too much to ask...
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>>38819945
What kind of love?

>>38819987
A lot of us are self conscious about our appearance and don't like sharing pics anon.
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>>38820004
I would pamper you with compliments until you felt comfortable, anon.
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>>38820004
Are there different kinds of love? I just want a cute boy to love and spend time with.
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>>38811631
>>38811685
Are there any girls interested in femboys?
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>>38820036
why don't you go to a non fag thread to inquire about this
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>>38820015
Y-you're so assertive, anon..
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>>38820088
And you're so cute, why don't you become mine?
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>>38820021
>I just want a cute, effeminate, straight boy with big yet girly feet to capitalize on my homo footlust, put me in chastity, and keep me in my place as a pindick beta male.
I want this too
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>>38811383
Because I want to be the boy that gets fucked. I am literally addicted to cock stink. Its like a fucking hentai. One good whiff and my mind gets hazy and all I want is a big fat cock down my throat.
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>>38819987
>I want a sissy discord lewdfriend to boss around and take pics / video for me, is that really too much to ask...

hi my discord is baka 3213
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>>38813093
They can it just requires shutting down their hormones when they are around 7 well before puberty. By the time most guys realize what they are and what makes them happy its far far to late.
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>>38820015
Aw you're sweet.
>tfw no nurturing supportive bf

>>38820017
There's also the kind of love that involves a lot of bullying and abuse, you know?
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>tfw the only people who can get a crush on me are trannies
I've had 2 trannies say they have one on me. Why can't I attract regular girls?
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>no bf to lock me in a room and starve me until I lose 50 lbs and become suitable for being cute, and then begins feminizing until I become his perfect cute cockslave
Well it looks like its the noose for me lads.
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>>38820410
I wouldn't want to bully and abuse someone I just want to love someone and make them feel safe.
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>>38814034
I'm in a similar but totally different situation. Its what happens more often than not. You "fix" them and than they just dump you. Now that they are "fixed" they think so much better of themselves that you are beneath them now.

Both men and women do this. You have to be very careful in any relationship where you are fixing their outlook or confidence because it can backfire spectacularly.
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>>38813340
>>38820452
>homosexual """""""romantic""""""""" """""""""relationships"""""""
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>>38813507
Having a big dick yet being a bottom is suffering. I've literally had a guy be all over me pushing me down hard on the bed but once he pulled my pants down and saw my dick he just stopped. He literally said "Okay I want to be fucked by that." and then got angry as fuck at me for not suddenly going full top for him. As I left he threw "Well cut your fucking dick off then. Big dicks are made to fuck you fucking faggot."
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>>38813526
I want a boy to tie me up and put me in a chastity cage and use me like his personal onahole.
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>>38811383
because boys cant make babies and gay isnt
genetic. whatever you ever were will disappear after
you die, you will have no legacy and before that,
once times get hard enough and you are forced to
get off your ass and end up getting enough
testosterone from having to work all day with your
shit low income just to get by, you will realize what a
waste of life you've been, how lonely you are without
children and that you've been fantasizing over male
anus instead of going out and doing something with
your worthless pathetic shit life, human waste rotting
on the street
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>>38816166
I used to trap and this post is 100% true. My trap range was from 16 to lat 17 years of age. After that puberty kicked my shit in and I'm not cute at all. I used to cam and my peak watchers was over 300. Now im a disgusting pile of man and I hate myself.
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>>38820430
Do you mind if I sometimes cheat on you with an abusive bully then?

I have needs too you know?
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>>38820567
Well if thats what you're into I'd be willing to try to accommodate your needs I just want to make you happy
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>>38820488
Sorry bro my situation was straight as a nail. I got a girl to open up about her latent dominate tendencies. She went from stressed out recluse to owning any space she entered because of me. Shes the one that turned me into the bitch boy I am but then she just got bored of me and left to find a new guy to break.
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>>38820595
What the heck anon you're way too good. How has nobody snatched you up yet?

What's your type? Where are you from?

Can I please snatch you up?
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>>38820645
Am I really good? do you have discord
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>>38815085
Dont fuckign call it girl, you delusional shit.
You want a crossdressing feminine dude, its not a chick. ffs
Stick your dick wherever but doing this unnatural renaming shit. unnecessary, snowflake bullshite.
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>>38820412
because you're online and in circles that have a higher than average concentration of trannies who are also desperate for companionship
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>>38820659
You're great.

Yes I have discord.
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>>38820698
May I please have it I'd like to talk to you some more. or should I be more aggressive?
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>tfw masochistic pain slut
>tfw cant find anyone comfortable with hurting me

Life sucks and then you die ;_;
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>>38820410
What a that supposed to mean, hand over your contact already you damn slut
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>>38820784
Hey hes mine back off
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>>38811890
What's going on here? oreg
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>>38820131
Are you gonna make me yours, anon?
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>>38820961
That's what happens when a feminine dick cums
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>>38820798
who the fuck are you retard i was talking to him first
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>>38820516
>I want a boy to tie me up and put me in a chastity cage and use me like his personal onahole.

this is my fetish as well desu
I want a boy to painstakingly maintain me like an object purely for his sexual pleasure
I want him to bend me over on his lap and shave my meticulously, oil me up, use me, then clean me. And when he's finished install my cage again.
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>>38821006
Who are you?
Everyone's anonymous, it's hard to tell who was first.
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>>38811383
Because I am heavily into pet play. I want a guy to train me. I'm talking full obedience training where at the end of it all he can bark and order and my body moves without my mind telling it to. I've yet to find a guy into that.
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>>38821089
proper dom boys are virtually nonexistent on this planet

that or they are not gay
you can't be a robot if you aren't gay honestly
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>>38821111
>you can't be a robot if you aren't gay honestly
Checked
Only true robots drool over huge dicks
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>>38821111
>Quads
>you can't be a robot if you aren't gay honestly

RIP

I wish I was normal. I wish I could be happy in a normal relationship. But unless my partner is taking full control I just get bored /annoyed / unhappy and it falls apart.
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>>38811383
I would probably consider it if there was a trap who passed
like sue lightning
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I just want to hug a boy super tightly and fall asleep in his arms

Is that too much to ask
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>>38811383
(you)
and here's another O R I G I N A L (you)
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>>38821415
>(you)
>and here's another O R I G I N A L (you)
I don't get it
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>August 3rd, 2017
>still no boyfriend
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>>38811383
Gonna need sauce on that pic, for reasons.
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>>38821562
newfag
unoriginal post
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>>38821355
I want this too anon. I would give anything to have someone to snuggle and fall asleep in their arms.
>>
>ywn be forced to worship a cuteboy's massive cock and musky balls and then turn the tables on him and fuck him into a dickhungry buttslut
>ywn sensually hold him in your arms and ruffle his hair
>turning 20 in 2 months, the time where it is acceptable to lust for gaybois is fading and slow turning into where it's considered creepy

Why is it so hard to find a boy in/near Germany, all the men here are dirty muzzies or poos. :(

Archangel#9259 btw
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>>38821676
I'm 6 rejections away from 1000 lifetime rejections. I think I'll kill myself when it hits. ;_;
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>>38811383
Why is this place making me gay?
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>>38821774
You have excellent taste anon

>>38821828
Nobody can beat the dick
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>>38811383
Because cute traps are so self aware that they are so rare, they just want chad thundercock bf, no betas.
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>>38821777
How does that even happen? Do you just ask people to be your bf without even becoming friends first?
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>>38820519
>caring about children
Ok genecuck
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>>38821901
I look online just as much as in real life. A TON of guys absolutely adore my personality. I've been called the "perfect wife" more times than I can count. The problem comes when they finally get around to asking for pics. They all assume I'm a trap because of my personality. Even when I tell them up front I am manly as fuck and not a trap they don't believe me. I've had "I thought you just had low self esteem or was exaggerating." or "But someone with your personality HAS to be cute." I'm bear mode as fuck to the point my bartender gives me free drinks to stay around because I can step up and fights will defuse.

Everyone wants a trap nowadays and it leaves people like me high and dry.
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>>38821018
I want to do this to someone so bad. Oregami
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>>38822030
>I want to do this to someone so bad.
do you live near me though
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>>38822012
Harsh life.
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>>38822012
Are you sure you're looking in the right places? Pretty sure most gay guys don't want a trap, that's just prison gays-
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>>38822104
Where should I look?
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>>38821851
Thank you anon, cute pic!
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>>38821676
hi, be my bf then
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>>38821774
i want to add you but i live nowhere near germany and am too nervous ;_;

plus you're like 2 years older than me, would it be weird?
>>
I see a whole lot of anime pp and no real traps. Starting to see why they call it a trap.
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>>38822274
It wouldn't really. add me and we can have a chat but i'm feeling a bit sleepy so I might nap soon
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>>38822012
You sound like a good guy anon. Masc is critically underappreciated by the "faggots" in this site. Best to you.
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>>38818452

i can confirm this,

if you ride bike and stop your body gonna get fat and with time thic legs and butt

and a nice butt too but
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>>38822375
im still nervous, ive never added anyone off of 4chan before...
>>
tfw found a cute chubby robot bf thanks to these threads

these are nice threads
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>>38822531
>tfw found a cute chubby robot bf thanks to these threads
disgusting
kill all fats
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>>38822173
female hips, impossible dong, kek
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>>38822741
>female hips, impossible dong, kek
my hips look similar to that
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>>38822228
okay, i'm your bf
what now?
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>>38822741
>impossible
I kekd, a man can have female hips, and the biggest dong out there is half a meter
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The cocklust is overwhelming me again. I need a man to make me his cumrag. I wanna suck off a nice juicy cock until unloads in my mouth. I wanna kiss it and tongue it and stroke it gently. I wanna spend all day playing with it and making it cum over and over and over. Ahhhh, someone give me some dick, please, I need it!

Just thinking about sucking cock has got me drooling...
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>>38823123
now you give me your contact and we enjoy eachothers company until we die
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>>38822744
>>38823126
That anon just doesn't know the difference between boy hips and girl hips. Girl hips have a curve to them and boy hips go straight down. How wide a person's hips are is up to their genetics and how much effort they put into exercise.
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>tfw no cuteboy to cuddle with

why is life so unfair ??
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>>38823427
Holy pepperoni Batman, that's gay
>>
Cute boys only like other cute boys or females willing to peg them. I don't even pass or have a desire to get swole.
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>>38823520
super duper gay, in the best way
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I want a guy to cum all over me
>>
I-I'm a tranny and I'm lonely...h-hi..,
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>>38824104
>tranny
>>>/lgbt/
Go to /tttt/, gay bois only
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>>38824104
>half-erect badly functioning and shrunken cock
Uhh no
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>>38824204
That describes me pretty well. Ever since HRT this thing has the firmness of a hotdog
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>>38824261
>That describes me pretty well. Ever since HRT this thing has the firmness of a hotdog
can you cum though
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>>38824644
Yes I can, it either takes a while to do it or rather voracious masturbation, but yes, I can stilll shoot goo.
>>
>>38824104
>tfw no lonely tranny to hug and cuddle
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>>38824815
Well...how are you doing?
>>
>>38824822
>>38824849
Oh I'm being meme'd.
>>
>>38824865
Actually no, deleted that message, had a username from /LGBT/
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>>38824730
I'm not a tranny or in drugs and I have that problem when doing it with others :(
>>
>>38824849
>>38824905
I would say I've been lonely too from browsing threads like these and not having anyone to be with.
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>>38824966
It's the /robotlife/ I guess.
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>>38825025
who on r9k isn't a lonely fuck?
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>>38825084
>who on r9k isn't a lonely fuck?
the boys who found other boys on threads like this one
>>
>>38825097
I've only met one guy once and he stoped chatting with me after 5 minutes ;_____________;
>>
>>38825143
>I've only met one guy once and he stoped chatting with me after 5 minutes ;_____________;
Damn, you are THAT boring?

no but srs post contact pls
>>
>>38811383
Source for this??

very original indeed
>>
>>38825025
That it is. An extremely isolated life.
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>>38825161
we can chat on discord anon#1492
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>>38821898
Actually anon, I'd much rather have a beta who understands someone as autistic as me instead of a chad
>>
>>38825296
How about Chad who understands betas?
>>
>>38812411

In all honesty they want more people in their group. When people say that they are out to convert people it's true and gays do it to a certain extent.

t. Fellow gay
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>>38811383
I'm not a gay, dude.
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>>38811383
>Why don't you just fuck boys instead, /r9k/? They're cute!

Because in that arrangement I would rather be the one fucked. Also my dick is broken and useless so I can really only be fucked to start with.
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>>38811383

the discrepancy between 2d and 3d is large in girls

the difference in boys is even larger
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>>38825471
Maybe... If their personality is good then sure. But usually Chads don't like autistic betas anyway
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>>38825097
>the boys who found other boys on threads like this one

This is why I hang around threads like this. One of my best friends got a boyfriend from /r9k/
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>>38825696
what's wrong with your dick? desudesuu
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>>38824104
Got a discord or some way to talk?
>>
S-stop tempting me desu. I'm straight!
>>
>>38825765
When I was circumcised the doctor cut to much and severed most of the nerves down there. All I get is a vague sense of pressure and can feel warmth for a few moments. It makes it extremely hard to stay erect when I'm on top. The trade off is though that since my body has gone so long without sexual stimulation my prostate is extremely sensitive. So much so that I don't like to play by myself. One good thrust can make me cum. The pleasure is overwhelming.
>>
>>38825746
I'm chad except my body isn't muscly atm- wanna chat on discord tonight? I'm at work atm :(
>>
>>38825855
I'm sorry to hear that but atleast you can have some bottom fun
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>>38825245
https://exhentai.org/g/1021783/e6912b71ae/
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>>38825896
Yeah just gotta find someone to fuck me which is really hard. Most of the guys I've met are switches and get turned off by the idea of me never being able to return the favor.
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>>38825967
In my experience 'switch' or 'vers' guys are 10% top and 90% bottom.
I'm also one of these guys

They want to be strictly bottoms but they say they'll switch so they can convince you to get into bed with them. Act like they're going to top you but once the pants come off they're begging for dick.

Pure tops are rare, most guys if they only wanted to top would stick with women.
Fucking you is something that only a man can do, that's what you go gay for.
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>>38826097
Well if that's all I can just use a strap on. Something tells me they wont go for that though.
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they are all sluts and not pure
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>>38824104
hi there vonchy!
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>>38826148
but I'm a pure virgin
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>>38826189
marri me
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>>38826189
then why are you not my bf right the fuck now?
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>>38826205
because we havenot met yet
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>>38826230
we *just* met in this thread?
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>>38826314
now that you mention it maybe I could be your bf
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>>38826127
That's really hot- why the hell is the thought of getting pounded by a dude in a strap on hot?
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>>38826351
I think I would like that anon, now that you mention it!

post contact
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>>38826356
Maybe the idea that he himself is not getting any pleasure and its all about you?
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>>38826368
please be nice anon#1492
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>>38825881
Cmon anon :) you said maybe right? Give me a chance :)
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>>38826404
Sure. Post your discord and I'll add you.
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>>38826458
I'm at work atm so I don't know it off the top of my head, but if you check out thenr9k map for gays, I'm the only one in NY and that should have it :)
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>>38825855
You sound like you'd be a bundle of fun to fuck Anon
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I wish I was a cute boy so badly
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>>38811383
>50% of them are aids ridden whores
>half the ones that arnt are literally mentally ill
>the few good ones are no where near me
>im to anti-social and autistic to talk to people
I could probably go on.
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>tfw no cuteboy bf to help me turn into a cuteboy and love eachother forever and take turns fucking eachother and play vidya and get high all day and kill ourselves when we turn 30
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>>38811383
I don't want to fuck boys, I want to hold their hands and cuddle at night and watch anime and movies together and wrap ourselves up in warm blankets when it's cold outside while drinking tea and hot chocolate.
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>>38827649
... and fuck them too right?

If there's no sex it makes me think you aren't actually attracted and you're just desperate for intimacy any way you can get it.
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>>38827795
Not him but, sex is of course a thing but just cuddling and having fun trumps sex 100 to 1
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>>38827795
That's a weird accusation, I'm already dating someone. I guess if you don't actually enjoy things like cuddling for their own sake too that's up to you though.
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>>38827903
most robots are just prison gays who want to fuck a trap to get rid of their virginity but not commit to a relationship
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>>38811383
>Why don't you just fuck boys instead,
Cause I like men, not boys.
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>>38827862
>>38827903
Literally, "I don't want to fuck boys."

That's what the post says.

Not 'I want to fuck boys but I also want to cuddle and hold hands,' just straight up "I don't want to fuck boys."
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>>38827999
Yeah, I want to cuddle. Are you that butthurt that you don't understand wanting to cuddle without having it lead to sex? Maybe you're the one with intimacy issues, my dude. Just relax a little.
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>browsing craigslist m4m and masturbating again
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>>38828481
>browsing craigslist m4m and masturbating again
please don't do that anon, those guys are scary
stay here with us boys on r9k
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>>38828198
the point he is making is WHY DO YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BOY

Are you even gay
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I'm bored and want to chat with someone.
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I'm uncomfortable talking to other people. I hope that when I become cute enough guys will approach me so I don't have to do anything anymore.
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>>38828531
post contacts, cutie
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>>38828495
i've been seriously looking for a bf for the entire 2017

only having sex after a few months of getting to know each other and spending a few hundred dollars to travel, maybe, if i can find someone that i like and they like me too, it's getting really old

i'm frustrated and i want to do it, i'm not getting any younger

seeing local people that want to do it, posting ads that i could reply to and meet up with them TODAY is so much more tempting

a few times i've even posted ones myself and suffered from days of horny indecision over whether i should actually do anything with the people messaging me

i think i'm going to hook up with a guy off grindr soon if i can find one that wants me

it's just too much, i'm tired of waiting, i want to finally do it
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>>38828655
My discord is Wos290#6057
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I want to suck on a fat veiny cock!
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>>38828687
wait post location pls

you might find a solution for your problems
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>>38828721
>>38828687
this! where you at anon maybe someone here is nearby
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>>38828687
I'm in the same situation as you, anon. Although grindr and craigslist still seem too much for me. I made a fetlife profile and maybe someone will message me someday.
I want a relationship more than anything but I miss sex stuff too. Trying to find someone on the chans takes too much effort and barely ever works out. Good luck, anon. Hopefully we make it and find someone irl who makes us happy.
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I have pretty much given up on finding a cuteboi to cuddle nearby but my cocklust is too strong. How do I find contacts to meet up with and suck off? Maybe for cash since I'm a bit tight on money but I just want dick in my mouth ;-;
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>>38827541
>tfw no cuteboy bf to suicide with once we hit our 30s

where are you from anon?
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>>38828721
>>38828750
i've been frequenting every single gaythread 24/7 for literally the entire year. nobody is even in my state. i've talked to maybe two dozen guys seriously and it never went anywhere. nobody is willing to travel hundreds of miles to come fuck me and i don't have the money to go to them even if i wanted to. i really really wanted to find a robot bf and make it work, even if it's long distance, i'm a hopeless romantic i believe in love and finding a way.

but. at this point i think i might just have to settle for sex. maybe i can meet a nice guy in the local scene if i actually get out there or something. at the very least i can hopefully find someone attractive to jam his cock in my holes on a regular basis.
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I think this is one if the WORST trap threads I've seen a such a long time. Good fucking God.
Look at this image. Look at it. I'm just as manlet tier and skinny as you faggot fuckers and I still don't look like the one in the right and neither do you. You are not a girl. You do not look like a girl. Period.
>But I want a boi!
That's just as bad as one of your fellow disgusting perverts wanting a young looking girl. The notice is obvious. You are a pedophile. A disgusting pedophile who wants to fuck teenage boys but circumvents the laws by fucking a name that looks young. You claim to want these men because women are vapid and can't understand emotional connection, yet the only reason you want a dilapadated estrogen shriveled man is for vapid and superficial reasons. You have a gay thread, we've conceded that much, just go there and stay go.
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>>38828514
Why wouldn't I want to be in a relationship with one? I was just making a facetious joke because these threads are blatantly hypersexual and I wanted to post a pic I think is cute.

pic unrelated and probably not gay enough for you, I guess.
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I normally thought myself into feminine boys always and like girls sometimes, but then I realized how much I want a cuteboy / man like bf
i had a wet dream about a BF last night who was really strong and had abs and unf
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>>38828890
>i've been frequenting every single gaythread 24/7 for literally the entire year
Iktf
I've talked with people that said they cared about me but they always rip my heart out in the end.
It almost makes me want to give up on love and settle for sex too but I doubt I'm up to normalfag standards.
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>>38828890
Hey. What state? And any contact info. I'm a clingy neet faggot.
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is it true that animeposters are cute boys?
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>>38828928
Get the best of both, anon.

>>38829103
It's true but don't tell anybody.
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>>38829103
Maybe our incessant cocklust makes us strive to be the most attractive boys for men so they will fuck our brains out.
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>>38818430
That's only if you go hardcore af
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>>38828763
>>38828985
i'm not going to give up on ever finding a relationship but i just want something at least. ideally i dream about a nice loving relationship with all the sex i want. i can't have that so i was hoping for at least a nice loving relationship and maybe sex a few times a year when we visit. i can't have that either so, maybe i can at least have sex. i don't know.

>>38829067
in the northeast. i'm depressed now and i don't want to bother posting more because i already know you're nowhere near me. nobody else ever lives here.

i think i'm gonna go take a nap or something...
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> want a cute and feminine but not tranny boyfriend to care for and fuck vigorously
> I'm 5'9", thirty, built-fat and scruffy as hell

Never gonna happen.
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>>38828816
Sorry for the late reply, I was watching TV.
Anyway, I'm in southwestern 'Murica (Arizona)
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>>38829326
just gotta catfish them mydude
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>>38829108
issue is im a tranny and most of them are into m e n
>>38829103
yes this is true
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>>38829326
Pretty much my type in bed with you

If only I was more cute and feminine
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>>38829213
I'm in the northeast also.... You on the coast Or?
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>>38829396
Stranded in the middle of the Catskill mountains
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>>38829370
Post contact info qt
That cock looks cute :')
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>>38811383
because no one here lives in my state and too scared to try grindr/craigslist because hiv/stds

gay boys seem to jump from dick to dick worse than roasties
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>>38829364
Like that guy pretending to be a girl? What does this even mean?

>>38829390
I'm sure you're cute.
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>>38828928
hello I am a 6'3 guy who used to work on cars and is very strong. is this where I collect my free cute gf (male)
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>>38829527
Pick me please I'll do anything
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>>38829463
Sounds comfy >_<
D..do you have a cabin.
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>>38829483
not my cock sorry i got it off of an infinite chan thread
>>38829527
depends on what you mean by free
but we can talk if u wanna
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>>38829463
As in Eastern NY? Anon I live in Albany if you wanna chat :)
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My desire to do terribly dirty things to boys dressed in girly clothes is getting very intense recently.
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>>38829560
define anything

>>38829689
are you saying i have to pay?
tell me about yourself i guess
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>>38829917
No I am not saying you have to pay.
I'm 18
From Cali
Not looking for long term, for more than like a year or two, just someone to spend time with and give and receive affection from.
Into drugs, alcohol, anime, and some movies, cute boys etc.
Very cuddly and I have no goals or aspirations in life.
Been trannying for almost two years and ive been full time girl for that long
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>>38830071
i was joking when i said that lol
cali is really far, it's a shame since i love all of those things too
would love to snort oxy with someone cute
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>>38830071
>tfw no gf(male) to take shrooms, cuddle, and watch anime with all day.

FUCK CALIS ONLY ONE STATE AWAY WHY DO I HAVE TO BE POOR REEEEEEEEE
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>>38830204
this is my life but no partner(male)
ive never had good shrooms before ;w;
>>38830177
i dont do opiates anymore because i was really addicted, overdosed twice, and went to rehab when i was 15 for them ._.
but i like molly and benzos and those things :3
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>>38830253
fuck
what part of cali are you in
if you dont mind not v frequent visits from a NEET who has to use greyhound we can make something work
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Guys in Michigan?
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>>38830071
>into drugs
DROPPED
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>>38821018
>this is my fetish as well desu
>I want a boy to painstakingly maintain me like an object purely for his sexual pleasure
>I want him to bend me over on his lap and shave my meticulously, oil me up, use me, then clean me. And when he's finished install my cage again.
why do I want this
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>>38829463
>>38829729
Anon, :) Im on the map

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
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>>38830278
I am in Ventura county but I live with my mom so the visit things i couldn't really do.
As long as you're clean physically and decently mannered I wouldn't mind meetin up though
after knowing each other for a few months
Kuku#2441
>>38830389
I plan to stop by 21, but yeah I need em to cope
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>>38830389
To be honest, I don't think I could stand anything more than weed and booze either, and I don't even do those except have an occasional drink on a friday night.
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>>38828720
>I want to suck on a fat veiny cock!
same
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ya thanks but uhh ive never seen a cute boy in my life
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I'm attracted to femininity. I don't care about what's between the legs so much as long as they look pretty. Does that make me gay or just shallow?
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>>38829326
Are you me?
>5'9", 22, build but "le little extra xD"
>want cute bois but not traps

Also wtf is with traps and their choice of clothing? Striped kneesocks and girl clothes are a total turnoff, boys should dress like boys.
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>>38811383
I would love to have a cute boyfriend but in the real world there are literally none and traps are disgusting
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tfw no cuteboy bf to lewd with on discord

life as a masculine male on /r9k/ is suffering
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>tfw I just threw away some of my CD stash
I feel free, almost sin free. I suggest you all try it
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>>38831838
What's your dick size masc boy
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>>38832013
dont call me a boy, kid it's 21 centimeters
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>Doing squats and more exercise because want to lose weight
>Want to be a cute boy
>Also want to be stronk
>Want people to pat my head and call me a good boy
>Also want to down pints and get into fights
What the fuck do I do
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>>38832175
Muscular femboy build
Lots of cardio
Every day is leg day
Work your core for a hot tummy
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>tfw not small or cute enough to be a cute boy or trap
>tfw not big or hot enough to be a dominant top
It sucks being no one's type
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>>38832309
>Tfw wanna be a cuteboi
>6'1 with deep voice and sort of chubby
>Not masculine enough to be a bear
>Tfw middle of the spectrum
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>>38832354
>>Tfw middle of the spectrum
It's the worst place to be.
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>>38832354
>>38832309
anons like this should just date and pretend they're cute together!
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>>38811383
I hate gay people, fuck off back to hell where you belong
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>>38832697
If only I could be the guy in that picture instead
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>>38832732
B-but Anon
They're both guys
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>>38817460
>traps and robots is an impossible combination
this. traps fuck other traps and chads. they dont care about robs
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>>38832957
Not always true. Early in transition most have such a low self esteem they will fuck anyone.
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>>38832862
>They're both guys
One is a cute boy while the other is more of a typical guy
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>>38832862
actually one is a boi not a guy
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>tfw no discord cuteboi to dominate and play games with as he masquerades as my cumslut

my discord is poo poo pee pee man#6278 if any of you fags are interested
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>>38833879
>poo poo pee pee man
are you a poo in loo?
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>as dom as it gets
>feminine body
>can't go into super alpha mode and get GF because boi aesthetics
>can't become GF because 500% straight

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME GOD
>>
I did have a cute bf for a little while, the first and only relationship I've ever been in. We met through 4chan and talked online for a while before meeting up IRL. While together we did lots of gay shit like spooning, cuddling and watching anime. It was great, and I felt completely comfortable and relaxed around him. I still find girls very attractive, but socializing with them usually feels awkward and unnatural. I click way better with guys.

Bf dumped me a while after our IRL meetup. He said his feelings for me weren't strong enough for a long-term relationship. I think he might simply have moved on to a more alpha guy than me, seeing as he was very cute and objectively much better looking than me. Oh well. We still talk sometimes and I'll always treasure the memories from our time together.
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>>38834019
Post "not you," I'm sure we can find a way to make you look more masculine
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>Post my discord on /r9gay/ because I'm a horny slut
>A cute boy actually adds me
>He locks himself up in chastity and talks lewd to me
>He begs for my cock and cum
>He lives across the ocean

FUCK
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can someone post that pic of those cute boy feet with the really nice nails and black polish?

was posted here a few days ago but i can't find it in the archives
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>it's another anon spends four hours edging on cocks and other sissy shit episode
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>>38834584
same
cute
scarlet 1100
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>>38819450
Not him but I believe pic related is the admin of 8 chans /cuteboys/
fugg I shouldnt know that much
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>>38834712
whoa whoa whoa, you are telling me that admin is actually cute? also admin update the map
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cause i want a super chill masculine bf :(
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>>38834749
how masculine are we talking?
>>
Any mainland european?
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>>38812610
Mike "giving amperes to queers" Pence
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>>38812610
Mike "if you watched Sex in the City you get some electricity" Pence
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>>38834932
>>38834964
Very unique and original responses thank you
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>>38834749
>cause i want a super chill masculine bf :(
no you don't
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Catskills anon, come back, I live near by I think, can we chat?
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>>38835738
>posting 3 hours away from me
small world
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>>38835854 Whoa, wait where do you live anon?
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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#

Reminder to make a pin on the map! Lets locate the cute boys near you!
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>>38835878
An dumpster fire
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>>38836020
Got a discord? :) You can come move to my capital city dumpster fire anytime bb ;)
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>>38836044
Uticanon, do you want my discord instead? Are you kill? :(
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>>38836253
Uticasan, should you want to talk with me, I made a pin on this map. I hope you are not kill and just are avoiding me

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
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But I'm too young to fug other boys anon.....
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>>38836653
Unless your age has never ended in "-teen" you're wrong. Don't admit that tho cuz you'll get b& for being underage like me :^)
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>>38836683
We don't want to get banned do we? That wouldn't be good.
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>>38812666
it's not, was actually in the manga
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>>38836833
Yea ofc not since so many mods are lurking here, we better not post any contact info either so we don't get doxxed
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>>38836653
>>38836833
>>38836882
Why don't you have a seat over there


origami killer
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>>38836933
I refuse

Oreganonononono
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why do you post traps like it's all that matters to you? do you really have NOTHING else on your mind? i can smell your fap must through the screen as you hope for lewd conversation.
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>>38836882
Oh yeah of course. I sure hope no one doxes me

toad#6175
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>>38837010
So what's Dateline doing on R9k? Doing a story on online perverts from the underbelly of the internet? If so put my post in the episode!
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>>38837010
I'm sure this isn't a trickerino !!
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>>38837130
But it isn't Anon! I'm serious..
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>>38837170
That's yet to be determined uwu
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me on the right
in this specific image
the one whose being coddled
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>>38837580
that is actually me on the left in that image
>>
tfw no one to possibly talk about some sexual and romantic things on an application made for chatting while playing video games with username yeyoi 8480 with a hashtag
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>>38837591
could it possibly be?
are you sure it is true?
>>
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>>38837615
tfw not me on the left
>>
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>>38837690
compleeeteete origniaal
>>
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>>38837698
more good orignaill posts aaa bb
>>
>>38837690
I love that image so much

gosh I wish a hachiman type boy would find me one day and touch my tummy like that
>>
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>>38837728
it's a good one
>>
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>>38837743
tfw no one to jerk off to me :^((((
>>
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>>38837753
>tfw nobody to jerk off with

i just want a horny fap partner to enjoy stroking it with every day

and slowly talk and develop a real relationship

is that too much to ask??
>>
>>38838401
you mean like, over a skype call or discord?

how would this even work
>>
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>>38838430
discord of course

not on voice at first, just like, dirty talk, sharing porn, enjoying ourselves together

maybe even schedule it for like the same time every day

... then eventually meeting up to do it irl...
>>
>tfw qt twink 5'7 boy
>even girls tell me i'm cute
>have severe assburgers so cant get sex
>not gay

such is life
>>
>>38838522
but anon that's gay

desu
>>
>>38838522
anon, i think if you and i met irl after masturbating together for months, we'd do a little more than just masturbating together again
>>
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>>38838569
i'm GAY and i need DICK desu

>>38838571
just a little mutual touching and holding right? and cuddling. and days and weeks of rough kinky sex.
>>
>>38838522
What kind of boy are you and what kind are you looking for? Where do you live?
>>
>>38838640
i'm not sure if you realize the metaphor

i think after months of jerking off together, it'd finally be the climax, there'd be no way for me to do anything but immediately pounce on you
>>
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>>38838401
same but no strings attached and without meeting : ^) it's just easier that way
>>
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>>38818368
>Straightfags get more attention than me just for existing

I HATE straightfags
>>
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>>38838657
i want to say i'm cute but i probably don't meet your standards for that. i'm trying at least. total bottom, but i could switch sometimes if you want. i like masculine guys, dominant guys, chubby and hairy is also ok.

i live in a state bordering vermont.

>>38838667
there would definitely be a climax alright, a whole lot of them, over and over all night long..

>>38838823
that's no fun though, you just want to do solo play your whole life?

it's so much better when there's another person there to do it with!
>>
>>38838909
it would be too awkward and weird to do stuff irl, over text is good enough desu. consider it an alternative to porn, rather than an alternative to a relationship
>>
>>38838909
>hundreds of miles away
I'm never going to find a smol robot boy to stick my dick in
>>
>>38839014
gotta burn that gas to tap dat ass, anon
>>
>>38811383
No. They're not. They're cute in anime because people draw them to look like girls. In real life they're dudes. Men with hair and rough voices like a man should. Don't fall for the gay boys are cute meme. Some are cute but they wouldn't touch the lines of r9k with a 100ft pole. Get a grill
>>
>>38839244
>Some are cute but they wouldn't touch the lines of r9k with a 100ft pole. Get a grill
>implying a girl would touch the lines of r9k with a 100ft pole either
>>
>>38839207
>gotta burn that gas to tap dat ass, anon
nice
>>
>>38834749
I'm chill and masculine, are you feminine and cute?
>>
>>38838552
that's ok, wanna fuck my gf?
>>
because I'm lesbian
>>
>>38840691
>woman comes in to ruin a 450 post strong thread
fuck you
>>
>>38840937
you're the only fag here to bh
>>
>>38840691
Do you wanna be my lesbian best friend?
>>
>>38841111
You're not very bright are you?

/r9k/ is a gay board, you should probably leave.
>>
>>38840937
>>38841111
>>38841211
lmao nigga i think you're the mentally ill one here
>>
>>38841289
hey anon, want your cock sucked?
>>
>>38841480
or would you rather suck a cock, if that's your thing?
>>
>>38841581
he is definitely a born cocksucker
>>
1. Make pin on map
2. ????
3. Profit
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338#
>>
>>38820519
this one got it.
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