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>>38808825
>I prefer petite,
reeeee ;~; want a senpaii to take care of me. Damn my looks. What race are you anon?

>>38808896
What do you consider yourself since it's not petite? :)

I'm white.

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>>38808914
i would say fat would be best word. I know you sound like possible serial killer but that all sounds so good.

>>38808968
LOL wait a minute, how do I sound like a possible serial killer?

Give me some advice on my delivery, I don't want to sound like that. Also, email me a body pic of yourself. :) (clothed)

>>38808825
Is this a daddy dom thing or you just lonely?

>>38809015
it's not your delivery, that person is just sour graping. basically you're offering something that seems too good to be true, so that must mean serial killer.

low IQ's gonna low IQ.

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>>38809051
Haven't you seen Tusk? The guy asks for a roommate to keep him company and then turns him into a walrus. Oldest trick in the book.

>>38809025
Just lonely, if you want to put it like that.

I'm not into anything that abnormal as far as fetish's go, but if someone wants it to be like that then it can be like that. I'm open minded.

>>38808825
Would you be willing to fly someone up? What kinda house do you live in? What will happen if we fall in love with you?

>>38808825
Go to /soc/ and look for the sugar daddy thread, post this shit there.

>>38809254
Yes, normal 2 story house. Imagine a suburban 2 story white house with a black fence with bricks under it.

I keep it clean. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and I have a pool.. which I use often.

We will deal with that if it comes.. that's a future thing. ;)

>>38809279
I did. It's relevant here too, because there is a specific type of a person I'd ideally want.. but I'm open to anything.

>>38808825
Youre a legit pedophile

>>38809388
No one under the age of 18 (or whatever the age of consent of where you're from) please.

>>38809388
I never I said anything about underage. I think it goes without saying I want someone that is of the age of consent.

I only want someone of the age of consent if you need me to say it out loud. :)

Your weird jump to pedophilia says more about you than me, when I never implied anything of the sort.

>>38809381
Do you have a lot of friends? I am pretty shy around other people. I would want to just be clingy to you I imagine.

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>>38809473
Anon pls tell me what is it like to have that much money and pay for girls to keep you company? Does it feel like love or does it just hurt more? I envy you.

This is one of the most beta provider things I have ever seen.

>>38809664
It feels nice. That's the best way I can put it. I go into it knowing what to expect, so it's never a disappointment. :)

That being said, I earned my money and so can you. You can learn to program and work your way up just like I did. I came from a poor family. My job isn't even that uncommon.

>>38809639
I have 2 close friends, but they don't come around often.. mostly because they are both in the military right now. I talk to them often while playing games online, but that's about it. :)

>>38809767
That's why I love the USA. You can say whatever you want and I can earn money through capitalism and do whatever I want with it. :)

>>38808825
Live in servants cost around $60k annual and you want a step above that by combining them with an escort. You're gonna have to make at least double to afford this.

>>38809794
What is your job then? Makes me feel a bit better anon. What kinda girls have you had? Are they actually nice and like your company or just seem like want money?

>>38809907
I stated my job in the original post, but I'm a software engineer. I'm basically just a code monkey programmer.

There are lots of people trying to get into it, but not many are disciplined enough to learn and practice. Despite what some people might tell you too, but there isn't much outsourcing.

The bottom line is that if you're skilled, then there is work for you as a programmer. And skilled is simply practice and discipline.

As for girls, it depends entirely on you. You can find whatever kind of girl you want, depending where you look. (Posting on /r9k/ is different from going to political dinners for example)

That being said, almost all of them want money or someone to take care of them. That's the entire basis of the relationship when it comes to something like this.

It varies and what comes of it in the future is entirely on you and where you want it to go too. It's not simple.

>tfw nobody ever wants a cute boy to take care of

>>38809964
Have you ever been in love before with one of these girls?

>>38809892
this. what kind of retard are you, op?

>>38810010
I've never had a live-in like that one I'm looking for right now. :)

>>38809979
Define cute. :)

>>38809892
>>38810035
I'm not looking for a servant, just someone who keeps her space clean.

That being said, the price is whatever me and an individual agrees it is. Not by some arbitrary standard you're trying to enforce. The free market is a hell of a thing.

I'm looking for someone who wants a free place to stay with amenities and allowance. If that's not you, then move along.

If it is, then we can talk about specific numbers. :)

>>38810076
>arbitrary
>describes a live in servant
>mixes them up with a maid
Free market has competitive rates and, while technically arbitrary, items have relatively set value.

For anyone considering OP's offer realize you could get a vastly less creepy set up with no possible sexual predation but free room and board plus paid vacation of around 2 weeks by just being a plain live in servant getting paid around $60k a year. With no real reason to spend that much income having the more expensive aspects of life provided free of charge most retire age 40ish and live comfortably off what was made. Don't sell yourself short as it is a free market with competitive pay so you may very well earn more than the average as well.

>>38810367
You're conflating your forced view of what things should cost with the free market. The free market says one individual says "I have this thing" and another says "I have this thing" and we agree to change those things, then that's the value to those individuals who made the voluntary actions.

If someone wants to take me up on this fair offer (which is not a servant as I've stated before), then we can talk.

If you have a problem with it or simply don't agree with the price, but had no intention of said service to begin with, then you can just move on and mind your business.

Simply stating you don't agree with my offer doesn't help anyone and quite frankly, wasting my time.

>>38809794
Would you recommend majoring in CS at a university, a coding bootcamp, or what? I'm also considering an associate's in CS first to get the basics of programming down pat.

>>38810397
kek

t.kek

>>38810503
You can learn programming completely on your own time if you have internet. (Which you apparently do.)

You can find tutorials and all kinds of things on youtube and google or here on /g/

A degree will get you higher pay and easier time getting into jobs for sure, but it won't teach you programming well.

>>38810434
Live in servants are simply a category of people that live on the property of their employer. Their services can range and vary wildly.
On top of that the free market is also subject to the economy and base market as well it is not a wholly separate entity and therefore set values that can range overtime exist hence annual average wages being a known thing.

If someone actually goes through with this, OP or the girl better follow up with us and tell us how things are going a couple months from now.

>>38810548
With a definition like that, I'm sure you can find a very wide range of "prices" for competitive pay for what you call a "live in servant" (which is not what I call it). You arbitrarily chose one that conveniently fitted your argument.

While you may argue for others that 60k is base minimum (for whatever reason), for others 20k with a free place to stay is more than enough. Especially since I'm not asking them to wait at my feet like a waitress, do my errands and wash my back. (Which you're implying)

I think this offer is more than fair for someone who wants to be taken care of and not work. If you don't, then great! Free market. You won't do it, but someone else might for the same price. Maybe you'll help bring that 60k down to 50k. ;)

>>38810544
Well, your assumption that I have internet is correct, although I could have paid someone to make the post for me. Anyways, thanks for the response to my question. Also, why don't you just date traditionally? With your income and barring any major physical or personality disabilities, couldn't you just date a really nice girl?

>claims to be a 6 figure earner
>fails at basic grammar
Fishing serial killer confirmed.

>>38810637
I touched on that in the original post, but I'm not interested in a normal relationship. I'm not even sure I want to get married, but I do want kids.

I've had plenty of real relationships and I always ask myself "Why? What's the point?" And we can talk for hours about the philisophical reasons and evolutionary reasons to marriage (or not to marriage) and everything.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't want the baggage of a real relationship, but still want to talk and have physical contact with a female. We can't destroy our base needs and instincts, right?

It's not as complicated as it sounds. I also feel good providing to a women as a man. Which probably says more about our society than base instinct, but I could be wrong.

OP i sent you an email

pls repsons

>>38810667
I'm sure I have messed up on a few grammar mistakes, but this is 4chan. Are you really saying I'm a serial killer because I used "then" and "than" wrong on an anonymous board site that peddles child porn?

Get real.

>>38808825
oh man... with those sort of speeds I'd have no more mudra lag.....

Shame I'm in the wrong country.

Though to be honest, the girls who browse this board are all narcissists, they would not want this kind of deal because most of them have bpd and just wanna get as much attention as possible.. one guy alone isn't enough for them. However I wish you luck in your endeavour

Also, you will not find girls who can handle light housekeeping here. Most of them can barely bathe and eat a meal daily -__-

>>38808825
Season 2 was so bad I'm still upset.

>>38810854
Wait, are you female?

Then aren't you a narcissist too? ;)

Your/Her location doesn't matter. A planet ticket is a small one time expense. (If it works out after talking first) Visa's can be worked on.

>>38810686
This makes sense. I'm guessing that if you date someone at your income level, they wouldn't really be cool with you expecting them or asking them to clean / cook for you, since they too will value their independence / free time. Also, the whole gender role SJW freedom equality thing is a big deal these days.

>>38810928
What I meant by the cleaning part is that they keep their space clean and anything they use in the kitchen/bathroom.

I guess I could be more clear about that.

>>38810890
Non americans just have the government to be their beta provider, so there's no hook for me, sorry :-P

Narcissism.... maybe. But the reason for my isolation is not that, I just have autism lol

Sex has no appeal to me as physical contact hurts, maybe that's the only reason I'm not a whore.

>>38811171
I'd argue leeches of the government are far worse. They do nothing for society. I'm offering to give them a purpose to be a leech... and it's not off of other peoples money, but my own voluntary choice.

>>38808825
>Southern California
You would have been perfect for me. That's exactly where I live. Unfortunately I want a long term relationship.

op are you still around? Do we have to show face in photo? scared to send you one :S

>>38811226
Governments fault for falling for the socialism meme. I'd be an idiot to not take advantage of that :-P

But really, I couldn't offer what you want either, last time I accidentally had physical contact with someone I cried for hours (I made a trip to the comic shop to get a rare book about 6 months ago, happened on the bus home)

>>38811329
I'd like that, but for first pic you don't have to.. time stamp it though for verification. :)

There is no rush, no pressure.

D-do you like trannies?

>>38811382
Yeah, I never blame the individual, just the lawmakers who pass it.

You should email me and we can talk.. maybe I can take you off that socialism meme. :)

>>38811426
I like any female to male (pre op, not post op) and only very passable male to female ones.

I don't know what that says about my sexual orientation, but I rather not get into that debate here. ;)

Send a pic to my email and we can talk.

>>38811382
Just curious, but what do you mean by accidentally had physical contact?

Do you mean just by touching someone non-sexually you get affected emotionally?

>>38811426
You will never be a real girl. Just kill yourself anytime.

>>38811443
Are you okay with sex? I like whole idea but I would want to also be fingered by you at least.

>>38812142
I am confused, I'm not going to lie.

Just a few posts ago you were saying you couldn't do sex stuff and now you're asking me to finger you. Which is it?

I'm happy to do either. ;)

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>>38808825
I'll be a cute girl for you, one week on and one week off.
See, I'm a dude but I've always wanted to live in SoCal so I can chill out all day, surf, play guitar, and snowboard in North California during the winters.
I'll trap myself up every other week and be a loyal housewife, but the next week, you gotta let me chillax.

OP, did you get any cute girls?

>>38812370
Nope. Most probably don't believe it's a serious offer, others flake out when they find out I'm serious. One day...

>>38812237
same

>>38812407
So... you've agreed to my offer?
Alright. Sick dude. Can't wait to chill in SoCal and suck my bro's dick as a trap every two weeks so I can live there for free and chillax all the time.

>>38812407
OP i sent you my pics

pls respond to my email

>ca asian anon