> Anyone else worried about their first time (hypothetically

>>38808403
Kill yourself, underage newfag.

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im not worried about my first time because it's never going to happen

God, everything about this bedroom is fucking hideous.

I see that fucking asian chick everywhere. Its always getting railed by that white guy.

Anybody have the source? Pls i need it. Ive been searching for so long to no avail. Reserve image search doesnt show up different pics.

Pls help a robot out. I NEED a source lads pls

I'm absolutely terrified, and unless she's like a mother teaching her child how to tie his shoes I don't know if I'll be able to do anything at all.

>>38808403
i was raped when i was 19

btw i'm a guy.

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>>38808403
32 here im not worried anymore, in fact i think i stop worrying since i was 25

>>38808403
i lasted less than one minute my first time and she didn't care

>>38808403
>My first time was at 21, am now 28
>Super worried about being premature
>Fucked for 2 hours, couldn't make myself cum
>I would have rather been premature
>fml

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Couldnt cum my first time. My buddy was in the room with her friend in another bed. She jerked him off and they were waiting for me to finish. It was all too distracting and I couldnt finish. Girl I was with was like "Whats wrong? Dont you like me?" which just made it worse. Pumped that poor girl forever, lol. Next morning her friend got dressed and left (my friend had left the night before) and my balls were bright purple. Dont know if anyone has had blue balls before but holy shit theyre actually bluish purple like you wouldnt believe. Looked fake like they were painted. Finally had some privacy and was able to finish.

>>38809086
I was 24 fwiw

I was about to do the deed but I couldn't get hard. Being a grower doesn't help in that situation either

>>38808861
>>38809055
>>38809086
Please go away
Origininal

First time I railed a chick she laughed.

She was my gf.

She thought it was funny.

I busted on her fat flabby tits.

She started grabbing napkins to clean up.

*Blood everywhere*

"Man I was such a virgin" she says (hymen breaking reference)

Don't think about. Think because she's fat her hymen must be thicker, fuck you. What do I know I'm just stupid anon.

Week later. Her sister IMs me. Tells me that gf wasn't a virgin.

omgno.jpg

Find out she faked being a virgin to try to trick me. Realize she was on her period and tried to make it look like her hymen.

Redwings first trip. MFW

I'm worried about having a date or something, then going to have sex but because I'm a virgin I don't have condoms so I would have to buy them, and then I wouldn't know what size to buy or how to put them on, giving away my virginity and that I would probably have previously omitted (I'm 24 and not disgusting looking so people would assume I'm not one).

>>38808631
Greentext?

how beta are you to have been raped as a legal adult?were you raped by niggers in prison?

>>38808596
>unless she's like a mother teaching her child how to tie his shoes I don't know if I'll be able to do anything at all.

Fucking this, if she's not leading the whole time nothing is going to happen.

I have this weird cyst thing on my upper thigh that I worry would weird her out. A dermatologist told me that it's nothing dangerous but it does look kinda gross and I'd have to get surgery to have it removed.

But yeah other than that I'd probably be pretty bad at it. Would cum too early or maybe not at all from death grip fapping.

i was strokin and strokin then after about 10 minutes i finally came and closed all my tabs

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If you worry about these for your "First time" then you'll likely not even get hard. The best thing to do honestly is just try and enjoy the fact that it is happening.

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I have phimosis, my 'first time' (whenever that may be), is going to be painful, awkward and just fucking horrible.

I'm 22, and no, I'd rather off myself by slicing my throat with a rusty, AIDs encrusted knife than allow myself to get circumcised.

I froze up, couldn't get hard so it never actually happened. I'm 34 btw

>>38811136
And it was with a hooker. Probably better than having it happen with a non hooker.

I can't even imagine having sex
If it was to happen I'd probably have to be drunk out of my mind to the point of barely remembering it the next day

nope it just happened. i took a nap at a girl's house. i gave a girl a ride home from work. she told me she would cook dinner for me. i told her that i'm going to go take a after noon nap. i woke up to her sucking me off, she hoped on top of me holding me down doing the work. she cooked me dinner after but she didn't have hot sauce.

>put on a condom
>can't get hard

>>38808631
i got raped too at 21. it was a childhood friend...he got away with it.

>>38809055
Same here man

Felt so fuckin broken, I just pretended to cum and waddled to the bathroom

Honestly I'm thinking my first time will be with a tranny hooker so if I can't get hard he can butt fuck me so at least I'm not throwing money away.

You have to remember that women have so much sex, that having it bad one time (guy comes in like two seconds or something), isn't that big a deal for them.

Not really I just feel like it would be fun to experiment and shit, I'm more worried about the kissing since I never made out with a girl and as you get older I feel it becomes even more weird

>>38808403

you arent a real robot unless you fail to get hard for the vagina beacause of 10+ years of internet porn and masturbation.

if you dont have this problem you are just a shy failed normie

>>38812156
I'm a KV but I get easily hard around girls, I suppose if I couldn't get it hard would be because of nervousness

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>>38812156
I can only get hard to porn.
Even looking at pictures of girls I think are hot does nothing anymore.

I've cucked myself.

>>38812191
all im saying is kid ive had multiple occasions with my dick out and it just wont get hard around another human or something. I mashed my limp penis inside at one point but im probably still a "virgin"

you just must be a shy failed normie desu

>>38811108
There are ways to cure it, you know

>>38808403
IS THAT FUCKING JERMA AND KIM

>>38812221
yeah same. im pretty sure no fap will cure us but since i have nothing to live for besides ejaculating I have never gone more than a couple days.

we are doomed on this earth pretty much

>>38812341
>start no fap
>just become angry and shit
>better for my security and others to just fap

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>can't have sex like a real girl
>have to use butt
>butt does'nt let you be spontaneous like cis girls
>prep work
;~;

>>38812286
No

Kim is way more disgusting than that

And jerma is shorter

>>38811108
>phimosis
stretch senpai stretch

>>38812286
Literally who?

I guess I expected this to not be original

Good news for you guys that beat off to porn, years of death grip will make it actually hard to cum. So as long as you can get hard, you don't have to worry about cumming too soon. You can just go to town.

>>38812566
A streamer and his girlfriend, it's not them.

>>38808403
What's a good routine for a first timer? What sort of positions and in what order?

>>38809646
buy condoms and practice? theyre not that expensive.

>>38808403
>how long do you think you can last?
Probably longer than average, since I practice everyday.

>will you do enough to please your partner?
Maybe.

>will you be better than her last partner?
>being with non-virgins

>will she leave you if you suck?
If I suck, then yeah. Don't think for a moment that a woman would stay with you if you can't provide sexually.

>>38812044
just follow the girls lead and do to the girl what she does to you and most importantly, how she does it.

Every fear you may have about the first time are completely understated compared to the fear you should feel.

I actually had sex in April, probably out of pity, and with a girl who has had sex with 20+ men, so I still don't think I shredded the robot card or anything. Anyway you need to get the sense that it's coming and stop fapping at least a week leading up to it. Believe me you aren't going to want to here "I give up" and have the confidence you gain from having sex immediately deflated.

>>38812286
too tall

fuck you I'm original

>>38809346
what

originaux

>>38808403
>> Anyone else worried about their first time (hypothetically if it happens)?
No
>> how long do you think you can last?
Hours
>> will you do enough to please your partner?
Trying to keep an erection will be hard enough
>> will you be better than her last partner?
Definitely not
>> will she leave you if you suck?
Probably

>>38808403
sauce on pic

image reverse aint getting shit

>If I suck, then yeah. Don't think for a moment that a woman would stay with you if you can't provide sexually.
Was at a girls house on the couch cuddling and grinding, hard as a rock for like 3 hours. Suggest we go upstairs, she says yes. In bed naked kissing etc, not hard anymore. Tried rubbing my limp ass dick on her cootch a couple times but no go. Of course she says "no big deal, dont worry about it." Went home the next morning and literally never saw her or heard from her again. Guess it was a big deal...

>>38812879
Answer the quiz and I might think about telling you.

>>38808403
Cyborg here and my first real time I was drunk with a girl and it was just the right kind of drunk where I was able to obviously get laid for the first time.

I did have most of those concerns but after a few bottles it wasn't on my radar anymore.


But when you're about to put it in her missionary style, her pussy is always just lower of where you think it is,

>>38812879
dont care enough, i got plenty of fap material already

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>>38808403
As a skinnyfat gay guy who's too lazy to go to the gym and is attracted to more fit/muscular guys, I will never lose my virginity.
That being said, I like guys that are bigger than me and that I imagine could be aggressive in bed (even though that's not something you want when you're losing your anal virginity).
>tfw I'm going to be a gay wizard, which is unheard of

>>38812341
>im pretty sure no fap will cure us

The problem for me is if I do no fap for say two weeks, although my horniness returns there's no outlet for it other than to jerk off, so I just end up jerking off to more degenerate shit because i'm super horny.

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I lost my virginity to my girlfriend of 3 months, pic related, a few days ago, we were both virgins and kinda nervous.

The "you're gonna cum in 2 secs" meme is very not true, you're gonna be so nervous that you'll last for a very long time.

Also expect a lot of "ow".

>>38808403
My boyfriend couldn't cum. He said it was because he was too anxious about doing well. We were both virgins when we first did it, however, so it was kinda expected honestly. It was either that or premature ejaculation, so at least we were able to do it for a while. I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel inadequate at the time, but things worked out after that.

>>38812044
18 Irish fag here.
I made out with a 17 year old today .
Alot we made out at a graveyard and her house.
Literally had more of her saliva then food today

>First time was when I was 22
>Met a sex freak online and asked her to take my virginity
>We met up at a hotel
>Had crazy sex, she let me do everything
>Came in her multiple times(she said she was on the pill but I still understandably freaked out when the deed was done. Please dont ever have unprotected sex with strangers.)
>She squirted once

That was the only time I had sex too. It was a pretty meh experience after it was all said and done.

>>38812638
Anyone got a beginner's sex routine?

>>38812530
>tfw not helping a cute trans girl prep and warm up before fucking her for as long as she can handle

>>38813393
not into men

>>38813445
Then you have no use for your butt after all.

>>38808403

As a guy who's had sex and who was on /r9k/ before it became what it is today full of NEETs, I think you are focusing on the wrong fear.

My first time I couldn't get my dick hard and it was awful. It then became a situation where it kept on happening more and more because I kept on making myself worried about it. Later as I grew and stopped giving a shit it got okay, but there's gonna be a point in your life (If you have sex) where you can't get it hard at all.

As far as length is concerned, the trick is foreplay. men don't really enjoy that shit, but bitches do. so if you want to be in it for the long haul play with her tits, kiss her, touch her softly and all sorts of shit bitches be liking. do that for a good 20 minutes to turn her on. do it for 15 if you/'re impatient. the point is you would have killed 15 minutes and this time counts officially in the score board. so you can say you lasted more than 15 minutes. once in there just take it slowly. whenever you feel like you're about to nut, slow down and go back to kissing and other shit she will enjoy (while you regain control of your dick's pressure regulation). after a certain point you can switch positions but my advice is don't do this if it's your first time since it may throw you off your game and derail the whole thing. you may have harder time in a new position, you're dick may get limped, or you will not find it comfortable and it'll be a struggle to re-adjust.

also, you may encounter a situation where you can't nut cuz you run out of stamina or you are losing the feeling of sex. It may get old and you may wanna get it over with it that you focus more on that, then continuing to enjoy it.

all in all, aim for 30 minutes with 15 minutes being foreplay. it may not be her best, but it's better than being socially autistic and immediately trying to shove your dick in her dry vagina.

>>38813674
>r9k
>not full of needs
1/10 for making me respond
originalyodelsong

>>38813559
well no, I'm a transbian

lmao op u really are just being a faggot. I thought id be shit the first time but it was actually very enjoyable. Id just suggest jerking off before to kinda help lasting.
If ur thinking about her other men how could u be focused on pleasing her, set ur priorities.
I went a year without fucking and then got with this girl and i thought i lost everything I knew but it was actually way better and I was getting more consistent reactions from the girl.

>>38813262
your gf looks fat and gross.

No wonder it was painful.

>>38811108
pinch the foreskin and pull it away from your dick like how a grandma pinches a kid's cheek, then try to roll the foreskin back slowly to stretch it.

>>38808631
fellow rape victim here broski
>was 16
>blackout drunk
>she started riding me
>there was a little kid in the fucking room
not sure how i feel about it
when someone tells me men can't be raped by women, i don't exactly DISagree, but she still fucked me without my consent
what's your story lad

>>38814199
>>38814199
differentfag here
are you traumatized by it or?

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>>38811108
stretch it as far back as you can every time you fap for a few minutes everyday and after a few weeks you'll be cured, unless its extremely bad you don't need surgery
t. phimosisurvivor

I am
I have a dick that is bent nearly 90 degrees downwards after an inch or two from the base.

>>38808403
Overthinking it to the max. None of this really matters, just fuck and fun.

guys take kratom before sex if you're worried about PEing. red vein strains (maeng da's my and most people's favorite) are the best, euphoric and numbing but not too much as not to feel anything. I think having this as an aid will actually give some of you worried about PE more confidence as the goal isn't as potentially terrifying any more. Take some and jerk off to get the feel for it if you think that'd help

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I'm more worried about first kiss than I am first sex

How do people even do it? It just seems alien to me. And I'll probably make a fool of myself since most people my age would have kissing experience.

>>38815011
put your lower lip between hers (or his) with your top lip on top of their top lip and press lightly your lips into theirs. put soft pressure around their top lip and they'll be doing the same thing to your lower lip. for your first time just do that for as long as seems comfortable, nothing fancy. once you've entered that realm everything else is a breeze. even sex, going from kissless to kissing its a bigger leap than just kissing to any of the further bases because when kissless, you have very little confidence. that will go away to a remarkable degree once you've kissed someone

>>38808403
> how long do you think you can last?
lasted until i didnt want to my first time
> will you do enough to please your partner?
it was alright the first time she didnt complain
> will you be better than her last partner?
by the time i was done with her she wanted to date me. she was a nympho but i was so good i actually made her catch feelings
> will she leave you if you suck?
probably not.

dont even stress when the time comes theres a reason they say its natural. that being said i regret doing it with a whore, really fucked by brain worrying i caught something.

how many times can i do it in one go is the real question.

>>38813952
I wish I could find someone like you. Someone cute and pretty and soft but with a dick.
...A cute one.

>>38808403
There was a time where two people would marry first than have sex under the sheets with the lights off out of shame because of the nudity.
How the times have changed.
Having sex with the lights on is a recent trend caused by the (((porn))) industry.

>>38808403
>> Anyone else worried about their first time (hypothetically if it happens)?
I wasn't worried and it turned out fine. You have to be able to release yourself from all of your worries and neuroses and simply give in to the raw emotions and physical pleasure you're experiencing.
>> how long do you think you can last?
Years of being a lonely wanker led to me lasting over two hours my first time. After a few months of regular sex, I can sometimes finish in about fifteen minutes but I generally need at least an hour.
>> will you do enough to please your partner?
Learn to eat pussy, that's the main thing to do here. There are videos online you can consult on the matter. That aside, it's all about setting the correct mood and just making sure she's comfortable around you.
>> will you be better than her last partner?
That's how a cuck would think. Don't be a cuck.
>> will she leave you if you suck?
No, unless you do something stupid like jamming it up her ass dry and with no warning. Don't fucking lie to her about how great you are in the sack because she will know and she will tell people. Or do. That would be quite the funny greentext to read.

I was scared shitless about my first kiss and it ended up being ok.

We're all going to be ok

>>38816792
>we're all going to be okay
some of us will be
I'm already KHV wizard
Go on without me fellow robutts

>>38814199
>fucked me without my consent
>don't disagree that women can't rape men
Fucking without consent is rape by definition, my man.

>>38814199
Bro, that's the definition of rape. You got raped.