ITT: robot test. how much of a robot/cyborg are you anons?

>>38803654
105

army fag here

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50
Just the limit between robot and cyborg.

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61
literally still a cyborg

I will crawl out of this abyss one way or the other

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>>38803654
wow... I thought I was a little cooler than some robots, but.... jesus

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I feel like I don't fit in though. I like most people.

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>i don't consider myself above average

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>>38803654
42. I'm a robot. Good, I'm glad.

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Higher than I would've guessed.

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I bet i come off as a normie.

but I stayed in a cuck relationship for the sex and only until 3 guys texted me saying they are dating her and that I'm in the way did I tell her to fuck off. I literally shared a piece of shit with 2 other guys.

So yea, I had sex, but I have had no healthy intimate relationships. I've only fucked the dirtiest more rancid sluts imaginable. I have no friends and haven't had a friend in 8 years.

so the Ranking on this fucking thing is broken because sex has made me so fucking bitter that I will never trust someone to get close to me ever again.

>>38803654
15
i know, its kinda normie

64 here.
My friends are Slightly Strange, Me being more of a Cyborg. Weird.

>>38803654
This test doesn't make sense. If you're a robot you wouldn't even know how to socialize with a drug dealer let alone find one. The whole drug portion racked up about 15 points for me.

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I'm 38804831, these are my points.

>>38804934
with literally only entering the balcony, greeting someone in a day and not being chronically diseased youre not qualified for the grand wizard so dont bother

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>>38803654
Cyborg with 56 points reporting in.

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>>38803654
>27
Get on my lvl normiescrubs

62. If a small varicose veins count as an abnormality I go into cyborg territory

>>38803654
5 points.
I shower on a regular basis, have good general hygiene, and have one friend.

We never talk.

I used to be a wizard, but I had to put my cat down today, so there's that point lost.

I have transcended, it seems.

>>38804461
lol same.

42
It's the lack of any relationships ever that has ruined me

>>38805921
How exactly is it a friend if you don't talk or have any contact?

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Did I win this?

Im a normie apart from the friends part.

92. Im a normie virgin.

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>>38803654
76 so I guess I am a normalfag, Still a 19 year old virgin with deep rooted self confidence and anxiety issues though...

Why the fuck do these tests always count drugs, alcohol and smoking as Robot? Those are all normie as fuck you stupid niggers. What did chad and stacy do throughout high school?

An actual robot is too shut in and scared to even find a dealer.

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73

I'm a chad but can still claim I'm one of you

Cyborg here mang

>>38803654
21
i am literally giving up at this point

101. I'm here because you guys are family to me. I visit every so often because r9k was here for me when I needed them.

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103, but I don't really feel like a normalfag

107 what what the fuck fuck? OP your thing is broken. I am not living a successful life.

>>38806627
I'm the 103 guy above this guy. This thing is flawed. 100+ =\= successful, necessarily

>>38806657
Pretty sure the relationships collum is overvalued and the achievements collum is undervalued.

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>tfw 25 years old
Posted by me in a original way of course

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>>38803654
116 and still a fucking virgin.
I don't know where I've fucked up for this.

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I'd say I'm good.

>>38803654

69

however I will say assigning 15 points to a kiss is a bit extreme. should be 10, as the 15 devalues the 20 of sex when sex is easily more difficult to attain than a simple kiss

>>38803654
46
I feel like I could've been a normalfag if my parents weren't so restrictive when I was growing up...

got a 34

I also scored 109 points so apparently I'm super hip and cool. But on the other popular test of this kind (with mostly same questions) I got a cyborg rating. And I answered similarly.

These things are busted, man. Also, why do I feel BAD for getting a GOOD rating on this chart?

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Bright red is permanent. Magenta are things subjected to change soon-ish.
So 14 right now. Most of the normiepoints come from the people I do Urbex with. I can pick open pretty much all doors in my area, know a lot of things about old shit and very little respect for other people's property so they feel braver if I go in first into private property.

As soon as we're done with our area, they'll stop asking me for help and I'll go back to doing my shit alone.
So I'll be back at 6.
If my good friends at my countries IRS decide to finally take my and RV, ill be at 5. Which is nice. At least ill graduate on something.

45, but the 62-72 description is more apt.

>>38803654
being feminist *is* having normal attitudes towards the other sex...

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45

Anyone above 55 needs to get out.

>>38807234
because you realise how scum normies are.

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>>38807740
>feminist
>normal attitude towards the opposite sex

155. "feminst" means you do have normal ideas about genders, namely that they're equal.

And no I don't know why I'm here, but this chart is a little weird. Just having had a girlfriend recently and being in school will put you into "normalfag" territory. Do you think white trash wierdo in highschool with only half his teeth left was "normal"?

People who have sex can still be super screwed up, it just so happens that the type of people who hang around this board are the type of messed up that don't have sex.

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43, I don't know why kissing is considered almost as normie as sex.
Idk how many anons here got 100+, maybe because summer attracts notmalfag wageslaves.

>>38803654
73, but failed most of the relationships part. Only got points for having a good relationship with family, enjoying being around people, and spending less than 4 hours a day in front of a screen.

cyborg. My physical health, mental health, and achievements are all almost perfect, but I completely failed the relationships and bonus round part.

>>38803654
I'm +100. I'm here because I enjoy this community. :-)

>>38808338
forgot to post the number
>60

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>>38808007
>>38807740

>155. "feminst" means you do have normal ideas about genders, namely that they're equal.
It used to, when it was about women's suffrage. Or about equal opportunity.
Nowadays feminism is a cult of victimism. People ran out of things to complain, but they still needed to write journalism pieces.
Intersectionality meant that they couldnt complain about actual issues. Most modern issues stem from tribalism in underrepresented cultures. Group pressure into joining gangs, fear of not being part of your community if you denounce islam,...
So criticising these groups was out of the picure.
So who do you blame for everything? You make up a concept of eveything that you actually CAN criticise. Rich, successful, rude, white, straight, probably right wing. That guy. And everyone agreed. Fuck that guy.
Now we are at the point where every white guy is Tyrone Dindoonaffin from the hood. Everything some male does, is because hes a man. Like poltards with jews or black people.
No individuals. You are the color of your skin. You are your sexual orientation. And if you disagree with us, you'll lose your job.
What hurts my liver is that you and your retard gang are actually harming progress and inclusion. Like Black Panthers did for blacks. You are pretty much the only problem.

If you've ever used any sort of social media in the last 6 years, you know what actual feminism is. You cannot spray paint a pile of shit and lie to people. It stinks from a mile away.

Have a quote, on the house.

I love how incredibly biased this test is lmao. 50+ for just one relationship. Having a bf or gf doesn't fix shit

>>38803654
>Smoking weed is a robot thing
When will this stupid meme end?

61. I am ok with that.

117. I feel like a loser though. Everything good in my life is just luck.

>>38808442
This is one of the most hilarious neckbeary things I've ever read. Did you pull this off Reddit? It reads like something you would write if you'd never stepped foot outside your house and spent all your time watching Stefan Molyneux videos.

"Have a quote, on the house." lol

60 points
more or less expected
my biggest troubles in life are time management and work ethic. i can live with being socially awkward

21
the amount of 100+ in here is confusing

25 and i have given up already.

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>>38803654
As expected the test (as most shit on this board) values sex way to much, and declares me a chad though I am an social outcast with no friends.

Kinda retarded.

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>>38803654
92 im still very depressed and feel hopeless but am healthy otherwise

>>38804573
>>38806170
>>38806306
>>38806611
>>38806542
>>38806657
>>38806743
>>38807234
>>38808007
>>38808343
>>38808924
>>38809638

>All these faggots getting 90+
>>The test must be broken lol XDDDDDD
get these fuckers off my board

>>38809616
yeah it's pretty funny. the 20's and 30's here don't realize that having had sex and a girlfriend doesnt make life much better. depression is still a spectre in my life that will never leave me. I hurt.

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>>38803654
47 but the bonus round saved me and gave me a 51
some day I may know peace from this abyss

>16
No, what, I want to be a robot 3:<

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>>38809023
>feminist in 2017
>watches youtube in 2017
>using neckbeard unironically in 2017
>reddit is capitalized
>"hehe u don step out of ur house heeh your opinion is wrogng"
>"lol" unironically
I dont even know what to tell you. Youre a terminal retard who gets uppity when your tumblr seven sisters dogma gets called out for what it is.
Youre on the wrong place, summerfag.

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Here is report

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hmm
>still hope

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>>38806086
exactly, I seriously think the people are lying on the test

I'm worse then a fucking robot, I'm a goddamned wizard.

^gayest shit i've ever said in my life

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A couple of these questions are kind of hard to answer and I cant count for shit. I guess I'm a robot with little, but human parts

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>>38812031
>oh I'll add that image I'd saved in the same folder as my test result
>

>Physical Health
9

>Mental Health
6

>Relationships
70

>Achievements
21

>Bonus Round
10

>Total
107

>Result
You are successful. What are you doing here?

I had a gf but it was for a day does it still give me 20 points? i was young.

>>38803654
HA, i got 118

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I stopped counting when I passed 110.

I'll.... I'll leave. I'm sorry.

>>38803654
27.Guess i remain.

>>38809616
I know right. I'm >>38812239 I feel my life has been a total waste (I'm 30) I have a dead end job I hate, I never go out to socialise. At a job interview they asked me what I was into and I'm like "video games and... taking my dog for walks"

But because I've had sex I'm 100+

I hope you normies get fucking raped and killed by 5 niggers.

>>38803654

57
I do wonder if there should be a distinction between online gf/bf and irl gf/bf.
I don't think being in and failing an entirely online relationship has made me significantly less of a piece of human garbage.
I mean heck, 20 points is almost as much as the entire achievements or physical health column.

72 but I am not that close to being normalfag wtf

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Fuck it, I'm bored. Ree at me, fags.

By the way, feminism is normal.

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145 guess I'm a fucking normie

I got 101 and my wife got 120

>>38803654
so here's the deal, I scored a 120 - but am really into degenerate shit. It says "what am I even doing here" But I can't relate to anyone into my own kinks and addictions. Any advice robots?

>inb4 an hero

>>38803654
76, but sex, kissing and holding hands put me over the edge

>>38812787
I got fucking 32, apparently I'm human scum.

It seems having sex is what divides the robots from the normies. However, I can attest that, even after having sex, you will not change or grow as a person. You will still be a loser with the same lack of hobbies, lack of ambition, and abundance of abuse and negativity plaguing your day to day lives.

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>90.

I certainly don't feel like a normie though. The people who looked at me when I was younger thought I was the most depressed looking kid they'd ever seen in school. I wish this was a joke

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72, still a robot

original

>>38812787
Prove it. Show us what you look like and what attractive face you think you have

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...
89
I'm finally free.
I can leave.
No more chains, no more cybernetics.