Is it true that he is asexual?

Who is this fucking nigger face

>>38796843
I heard he wants you, so i don't know

>>38796843

"he" is a ftm tranny.

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>>38796857
Don't you dare insult reviewbrah.

>>38796843
He was forced to become asexual because he was drowning in pussy 24/7. How are you supposed to run your Youtube channel if armies of hot women are following you everywhere?

>>38796843
No, he just knows better than to try.

Im not sure but I bet hes had at least a few prospects or something considering hes decently popular on youtube.

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>>38796876
reviewbrah has to beat the ladies off with a stick on a regular basis

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>>38796843
Reviewbrah is the greatest suit-wearing food-reviewing youtube-making man on youtube.

>>38796908
I'm sure he only leaves the house to go to the fast food place.
He has said that he is asexual twice in 2014, but I don't know if it was a joke or true.

probably

I wish I was

>>38797016
But, at the same time, he also jokes about fucking sloots.
if you were asexual I don't think you would be comfortable talking about sex.
He also says that he lost to "no fap december" within like a week, but I don't even know if that is a fucking joke.

I don't know if we shall ever uncover this mystery, one day someone will not be pussy and ask the man himself.

>>38796843
No, he is God. Don't be blasphemous, Anon.

Dunno. He is homelees thou.

>>38797457
hes staying at some good friend's place, not entirely homeless

>>38797016
>>38797329
I've watched half a dozen VORWs and never heard him talk about sex or related topics.
Give me some links

He's just very low testosterone so probably has the world's smallest sex drive. Not insulting him btw I love reviewbrah

>>38797536
Poor guy. Hope he gets his shit togethee.

>>38797609
Its all on his forum posts on Misc on some body building forum or something back in 2014.
I'll hit you up with a link when i find some again

>>38796843
Somehow I missed "reviewbrah" 's spread to 4chan. I saw him for the first time when he went viral on reddit and thought "This is the most reddit shit I've ever seen. This is exactly what those reddit hate memes are based on. Shit like this". Lo and behold I find that he is being hailed as /ourguy/ on multiple boards across 4chan. Him being an aspie makes me sympathize with him though. At least he's not a fucking normalfag.

>>38796857
my friend, you should lurk moar and stop being such a newfag

>>38797682
the way he fucking secludes himself everyday is the most relatable thing

>>38796857
>being 12 and edgy

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>>38796843
he has ascended passed trivial mortal things acts as "sex"

He's aware of roasties that's for sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpVlDiR7ItY

>>38796843
for phwhent the phat of the idlebugs: here is your review

>>38797804
this

I'll not be tempted by the pleasures of the flesh, mortal.

>>38797839
hes made a lot of videos like that

it breaks my heart a little honestly

>>38796843
probably
>>38798138
tell me why

>>38797839
I haven't seen this one
I did see a video where he actually called a sandwich roastie beef and then did that amused smirk thing he does
It's not that surprising, he's posted here on /r9k/ a bunch of times and probably far more than that anonymously

>>38798138
>it breaks my heart a little honestly
why?

I fucking love this guy. He's amazing.

>>38796843
most likely, i love him but i don't think his dicks getting wet anytime soon

>>38797674
I would also like to see actually, if you can find anything

>>38798196
>>38798181
i don't know honestly, just makes me sad
maybe its because i genuinely have a crush on him nd its just weird seeing him reference roasties while being such a classy guy
it ruins the kindness and purity of him a lil bit

>>38798310
why would you have a crush on this ugly beta loser

>>38798274
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/search.php?searchid=2613423971&pp=

these are all the forum posts he has ever made, keep in mind that there is 3k of them but if you have a lot of time on your hands you could probably go through them all
couple pages in i think is where he starts talking about sloots, rating girls, shit like that lol

>>38798310
he's drinking monster out of a wine glass

how is that classy at all? Its autism.

>>38798310
I'm not sure how making a few lighthearted jokes makes him any less kind or "pure"
unless you're a roastie maybe it upsets you, but I'm guessing by where we are you're probably just a homofag

>>38798437
holy shit i cracked up laughing and dont even know why

>>38798410
thanks anon, I'll go through it all over the next few days

>>38798442
i dont know im fucking autistic man

>>38797457
he's not homeless. he's just gotta keep on moving.

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>>38798634
well if those jokes upset you get a load of this I just found looking through his forum posts

from the thread "What do u do after u fap?"

>>38798747
there is worst shit that he has posted

>>38798747
he looks like someone who faps daily desu

>>38798827
Yes, I'm going through it
This was the first thing I saw which amused me, but I'm saving a lot

>>38796857
>being new and underaged and autistic all at the same time

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i actually think he might just be aromantic, not asexual. hes probably being retarded and mixing them up

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This changes everything, absolutely one of us

he is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKH8HUKVYn8

>>38799048
THATA FUCKING HILARIOUS AHA

>Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.
What happen?

>>38799294
He's been here. That's the only explanation.

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M, 23 years old virgin. Am i asexual if i have no desire to have sex with a women but still masturbate to porn? Even the thought of touching them or vice versa grosses me the fuck out.

I don't even like been hugged by my own family. Is it a blessing to be asexual? Had my little niece over for a few days and when it was time to say goodbye everybody was kissing her and hugging her but all i could manage was a handshake, i got weird ass looks. Am i autistic?

>>38799531
noooo m no

>>38799404
OHHH fuCK JOHN WYD

>>38799048
i-i-is he fucking his mom or.... the other guys mom??!!

>>38799531
No you're just getting complacent. Totally normal. You could just embrace the complacency and just pursue greater things. Or work on the areas that will get you laid.

That's why some neets go to fit and /fa/ then become more desirable to the other sex. It's not something you have to vest your interest into honestly, especially if your satisfied with porn and your okay with not pursuing sex.

Personally I've had my ass handed to me by women throughout highschool so many times that I just want to actually get the real thing.

Rejection can go one of two ways. You either quit caring or you care enough to get it. You could get laid if you really tried but there are probably interested in other things and that's fine. It makes you weak to validate yourself through sex. It's no big deal I'm a technical virgin but pussy really isn't that great dude.

>>38796843
no. he's just high-functioning autistic and has a good fashion sense

>>38799671
This. He's pretty much taking the L financially and judging by the way he dresses you'd think that'd matter.

>>38799531
I'm a little similar. Sometimes I wonder whether porn has actually fucked me up and I'd be a lot more normal if I didn't watch it.

Honestly even porn doesn't do it for me lately. I should probably stop watching it.

>>38799817
Fap less man. so fucking busy lately that I don't even have the time to jerk off.

I've literally jerked off to money before. Fucking judge me.

>>38799854
Yeah but do you normally have high sex/romantic drive?

Even though I know it would probably suck if it was unrequited, I just wish I could really fall in love with someone. I doubt I'll ever have a long-term girlfriend or get married.

>>38799967
Honestly not really man. Now if I had a girlfriend? Yes, definitely. I love women. But fapping has gotten boring. I just want a nice ass but sadly I have a baby face and I'm overweight.

I just focus on money, getting in shape and martial arts. Business is my love life to be honest man. That's what gets my heart racing. I just get off on money and becoming stronger and more deadly. Sounds stupid but women piss me off so much man.

I'm just going to get a nice body in a few months and destroy women on tindr and OkCupid.

I don't think anything in my life has tested my patience like women dude.

>>38796843
Suitsexual

>>38800084
i actually laughed originally

>>38800065
Yeah fair, maybe I should just try dating and see how it goes

>>38799854
How do you jerk it to money?