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ITT times you acted like the Baby Driver
>sitting alone in the dark in my room
>Mom calls out "Anon I need you to go outside SOMETIME this week"
>it's time
>"Mother. I told you to call me Baby, like from the movie"
>Put on my XS varsity jacket and Wayfarer knockoffs
>Take off my League of Legends headset and put in my older sister's earbuds, (the right one doesn't work so it's just like Baby's tinnitus)
>press shuffle on my retro music playlist, time to roll
>Hop in my light blue Ford Fiesta and do 1/4 of a J-turn leaving the driveway
>drive across town to the diner in front of the bank
>it's actually a Starbucks but it's close enough
>male barista at the counter
>asks me what I want like a typical overworked wagecuck, even though the place is nearly empty
>pretend I'm focused on listening to some cool jazzy song even though it's just Hey Macarena playing
>hope he can't hear my music
>"Buddy, what do you want?"
>pause my iTouch
>"f-four black coffees p-please"
>cute girl walks in
>"What name?" barista asks
>"...Baby. J-Just put Baby." I say, trying to impress the girl
>"Baby? Ugh, alright..." he sighs
>he hands me the coffees and I look over at the girl
>she looks slightly annoyed, probably is looking for a guy who can drive her places really fast
>"Ahem... next?" the guy behind the counter says
>awkwardly fumble with my earbuds and leave
>sit in my car outside the bank, jamming out to my sick tunes and pretending to be a getaway driver
>security man says I can't idle in a fire lane
>drive home
>"Anon why do you have four coffees? Caffeine isn't good for you."
>mfw
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Did you made this?
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>>38789603
Every time this guy is on the screen I am fucking jelly
Fuck this lottery
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>>38789630
I did. I based it off the original Driveposting threads of yore. I hope you enjoyed it fren
>>38789702
I also posted this image to /tv/ in a thread asking what Jon Hamm did wrong
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>>38790132
(no homo)
homo no
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>>38790185
>FBI
Was Hamm at Sandy Hook?
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>mom tells me to get her some shit at the grocery
>rush down stairs and take my keys off the kitchen counter
>put on my cheap $5 sunglasses i got at walmart that don't even have my prescription in the lenses
>open front door of my house and jump over the two steps that lead up to the porch
>get in my beige VW rabbit that's on its last legs
>put in my apple earbuds that have been washed in the laundry 4 times
>hit shuffle
>Bad Reputation by Joan Jett comes on
>fuckyes.jpg
>peel out of my cul-de-sac and proceed to go 50 in my neighborhood
>angry neighbors start running towards the street waving for me to slow down
>DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
>swerve to avoid a kid playing jump rope in the street
>can barely see shit because of my sunglasses
>arrive at my local publix
>get a free cookie from the guy that always hands them out at the bakery
>get the shit my mom needed
>stand in line to checkout
>cashier notes the name on my debit card
>"Baby? That's a funny name!"
>"o-oh, it's short for something.."
>"Short for what?"
>"o-uh I don't kn-know."
>can feel my face starting to turn red
>run out of the store into the parking lot while leaving my groceries behind
>get back in my car
>Republica's Ready to Go starts playing
>start driving back to my house feeling like a total badass
>can't see my speedometer because shitty eyesight
>feel the music start to take over me
>BABY I'M READY TO GOOOOO
>probably going around 100 in a 55
>next thing i know i'm in a hospital
>turns out i crashed into some slow ass prius
>mom texts me pic of my totaled VW rabbit
>cry
>mfw
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>>38790845
Kek'dnigganoggajiggajoggabitchpleez
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