Okay i think we need to set some ground rules /r9k/ as i am sick of seeing all these normalfags and summerfags on our board.
>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag
>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag
>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag
>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag
>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag
If you do any of these things and are not a virgin neet you are a fucking normalfag and DO NOT BELONG ON THIS BOARD!!.
>>38774408
Dumb thread. Rules we actually need are
>No porn threads
>No trap threads
Did I miss anything fellow robots??.
>>38774408
>summerfags
Not a thing you fucking newfag
What makes you think you get to decide the rules?
>>38774422
>implying robots aren't degenerates
>remove all porn content
Lurk moar newfag
>>38774432
Yes it is lurk moar
>>38774408
Hey, that's just your opinion and not a rule of the board. I'm going to stay here.
>>38774441
Lurk moar or get out you fucking normal scum.
What if I'm a normalfag now but I was not for 28 years and I want to help by imparting actual wisdom that I gained by earning this and not just being given it?
I'm not gonna tell you to be yourself
>>38774481
/r9k/ needs more people like you. Too bad most robots simply refuse to listen to former robots.
>>38774477
Nice bait retard now stfu
>>38774481
What is this actual wisdom you speak of?
>>38774481
Ex robots giving decent advice to robots is fine in my opinion but normie outsiders coming here and giving shit advice to robots is not okay.
>>38774408
I have a friend who is a legitimate 3/10 schizo, and he has achieved everything in your gay little list except for employment. Though the gf was a long, long time ago.
>>38774480
>lurk moar
means
>we hate seeing people who are happy, content, or seek to improve their life situation
you robots would be better off if you got out of your echo chamber and taught yourself how to find joy and peace.
>>38774514
>decent advice
>shit advice
you guys wouldn't be able to see the difference through that self-destructive nature of yours.
from one robot to another, take care of your body and mind and then you'll see everything around you change for the better.
>>38774469
Now go drink some bleach
>>38774441
It's called r9k for a reason you dumb normie this board is for novels and social outcast not normal people this isn't/ b/
>having a job
>normalfag
I agree on everything else but I don't see how this is norman tier.
>>38774408
does virtual gf counts?
>>38774519
Don't you fucking dare tell me that you fucking normal scum I isolated myself becuase soicety is mean to pedophiles and I am one haven't been out of my house in 13 years I really hate normals like you elliot rodger and eric and dylan did nothing wrong if I could I would have killed a bunch of normies like you years ago fuck off and get off this board faggot.
>>38774513
My first and best piece of advice, is never focus on completing more than one goal at a time.
Anything from flossing more often to waking up at regular times to talking to people more, any little thing just fails if you try to do several at one time. I was always a total wreck in my life, I'd see all the shit I wasn't doing or couldn't do and felt depressed. Couldn't maintain any routines, couldn't take in much information, can't remember things. Felt like a huge loser my whole life
It took a lot of willpower, but after a few years of not really leaving the house due to a thick depression, I managed to eke together enough willpower to try to achieve one thing a day - which was to make sure to brush my teeth twice every single day. I felt that if I could save something it should be my teeth since it's pretty expensive to repair them. After a few months I was able to do a few more things, all one at a time
It took a long time, but there is no rush. If your life is in a mess, who are you rushing for? You've got to take your time and just tackle everything you don't like about your life one by one. This process for me took about 6-8 years
>>38774408
>>38774408
I had sex today with my gf and will have it again now after reading this thread. After that, might go play some games with my friends after I check my bank balance to see how much money my own private job made me today.
>>38774571
Nope that's absolutely fine
>>38774495
Why can't more robots understand this.
>>38774535
5 years ago. I'm sure it's changed, even just a little
>>38774408
I have a new rule
>I can do whatever I want aslong as it follows the official rules set by mods
>>38774588
I will find you track your location and kill you and your gf I will go all elliot on your ass faggot.
>>38774536
It's called r9k, not hikikomori or social outcasts.
>>38774611
>implying mods are real people
>implying mods aren't bots
Also No fuck off normal.
>>38774536
This board took the name /r9k/ from the xkcd author that described a forum that would always be original. Originally it was filled with posts about philosophy, politics, social observations, technology, etc. It was the predecessor to almost all of those specialized boards we have now.
Unfortunately the 4chan admins took it upon themselves to start creating specialized board after specialized board, and this left no one on /r9k/ except the shunned and depressed.
It used to be really cool to browse for hours and read up on all sorts of cool stuff that people were working on or researching. The whole 'ronery' nonsense was ignored and ostracized, for the better of the board. Maybe one day we can return to that. Consolidate all the 'hobbies' boards and then make one that is /ronery/
>>38774645
R9k robot9000 robot incels beta male social outcast hikki there all social outcast again not /b/ this is a incels board faggot.
>>38774408
>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag
I propose we amend this so that robots who have only had sex with prostitutes can be exempted.
>>38774699
Incels are a meme and do not exist. Robots are just failed normies.
>>38774535
Lol that's not even a real argument buddy.
>>38774481
show me your knowledge master
>>38774650
Make me nerdo
>>38774519
Anon if you honestly don't know what lurk moar means then you shouldn't be on sites like this as a whole.
>>38774729
>incels are just le meme
>robots are normal
Nice backwards ass way of thinking faggot.
>>38774750
>mocking nerds on 4chan
Where the fuck do you think you are?.
>>38774801
Calling someone a faggot does not override logic.
>>38774762
....can you read? Originally?
>>38774829
Get use to it dumbass it's a common word here and your still a faggot.
>>38774586
This advice doesn't help me because I feel like there are so many goals that are beyond willpower to reach and that I do not even know for sure which goals I want to achieve. Trying to be nice here but this is for normies.
>>38774870
Ever stop to think that your bitterness is the reason you're a virgin?
>>38774887
You need to stop thinking that you are a special snowflake. You're a normie.
>>38774762
lurking here has shown me that everyone on this board is bitter and mean-spirited because life isn't 'fair'. in reality, everyone you see is responsible for -making- their own happiness.
>>38774408
>>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag
What if I go out to buy food?
>>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag
I only have one and he's also a autistic robot
>>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag
No NEETbux in my country, I either become a wageslave or be a street hobo
In fact, if you're WHITE. You can't be a robot.
>>38774888
Ever stop to think that your advice is shit and that normal people like you are scum and that isn't the reason see >>38774579
>>38774895
So if I said my goal was to get a gf would you say that is a dumb goal?
>>38774922
We are that way becuase normal people and society are evil plain and simple that one reason I have been a hikki for 13 years.
>>38774924
Angry negrospic can't handle working? the stereotypes arent matching up!
>>38774535
>using a post from five (5) years ago is relevant
I hate that image
>>38774952
it's not a dumb goal, we all want to find someone who will love us unconditionally.
but it's a lot easier to find someone who will love you when you first love yourself. it's heart-wrenching and draining to try to pump enough love into a relationship to keep both people afloat.
look at yourself, recognize and utilize your strengths, find some self confidence in your abilities, gain some respect for what you can do, and then you'll find that you attract a lot of people.
>>38774408
What are you gonna do about it, robot? You gonna cry to your anime pillow? I have a job, friends, and a GF I fuck regularly. And I ain't even a Chad.
Face it robots, this is a cyborg board now.
FUCK ALL OF YOU almost everybody itt is a normal scum thanks for killing r9k even more dumbasses fuck I wish the election never happened.
>>38775014
Okay then go ahead and prove that summerfags are a thing
>>38774422
>>38774432
>>38774441
>>38774535
>>38774541
>>38774519
>>38774588
>>38774611
>>38774645
>>38774729
>>38774888
I can't believe how many normie posts this thread has.. I knew the original r9k was dead, but holy shit is it gone. These people are so lost lmao
>>38775047
>original /r9k/
>>38774680
here
you obviously know nothing about the original /r9k/
take your self hatred and unjustified resentment of society elsewhere
>if you have a job
>works part time at tesco
well look at that, I'm automatically chad now, fucking retard, not everyone is blessed with parents who put up with their neet son.
>if you go outside and socialise
is going out and buying food classed as this? am I chad because I go to my local shop?
>if you have any friends
does 1 autistic friend count? am I chad because I'm friends with one autist?
>>38775084
Oh my god they're still unironically coming
>>38775047
>>38775047
Anons deny that summer faggots exist oh but they do lol.
>>38775108
How in what way am I a normie?
Im 32 and I have never touched a woman, I have one autistic friend who is 28, I work part time at tesco and live off neetbux.
Here's a rule fembots don't exist
>>38774952
It is because you are approaching it the wrong way. Having no gf is a symptom of other things. Fix those and a gf will follow.
>>38774408
>I want to be just Like wizchan without being ostracised by the real wizchan
Calm down OP as much as we dont wanna admit it we wish we could go out and socialize
>>38775018
>but it's a lot easier to find someone who will love you when you first love yourself
Hear this all the time and it doesn't mean anything.
>implying I can get into a relationship to begin with
the second part only applies in the sense of hobbies that other people are into plus social ability
>>38775198
What? like not having enough money to turn her into a neet?
>>38775254
do you love yourself?
>>38775019
>mocking anime fans on 4chan
>hates anime
>browses Japanese American imageboard
Where do you think you are normal faggot??.
>>38775294
I'm inclined to say no, but what is love?
Anyway, it's not like if I love myself people are magically going to sense, "Hey! I'm going to continue having a conversation with anon because he loves himself!"
>>38775332
people like to be around positive people, people who respect themselves and can respect others. if you don't respect yourself, why would anyone else? you're literally saying to the world 'i spend more time around myself than anyone, and i hate myself, so don't come around me because you'd hate me too'
>>38775351
I only respect you if you respect me if you disrespect me expect the same treatment back it's how is introverts work you dumb normie.
>>38775383
i'm not asking about how you feel about other people, i'm asking how you feel about yourself.
lrn2read
>>38775351
No, I am not "literally saying that to the world." Frankly, I might be afraid but I can still speak to people. The truth is most of the conversations people have are about dumb shit and they don't really want to go out of their way to talk to me. It's not a matter of respecting myself it's more like I'm invisible unless I am of some kind of use for other people.
>>38775425
wait wait wait, why are you talking about conversations.
it is a matter of respecting yourself, and if you honestly think that you're invisible unless you're of some kind of use to someone, you might not have very much self respect
>>38775405
>learn to read
Not an argument second I get that I was just touching on one small section from your post .
>>38774408
>If you have a gf you're a fucking normalfag
>If you have ever had sex you're a fucking normalfag
>If you actually go outside and socialize you're a fucking normalfag
>If you have any friends you're a fucking normalfag
>If you have a job you're a fucking normalfag
>>38775291
Think about it this way: if you were a girl, would you find yourself attractive? Why not? Fix that.
>>38775236
I could give two fucks about soicety and socializing really I hate normals fuck this world people are so cruel I just wanna kill all normies.
>>38775448
then i'm going to touch on one small section from your post
>i only respect you if you respect me expect the same treatment back it's how is introverst work
besides the fact that you don't know how to use commas or periods, 95% of society works like that. respect out is roughly equal to respect in
what i'm telling you is that no one will respect you if you can't respect yourself. and there is no one to date that is worthwhile who will put up with a self-loathing asshole who just wants to wallow in their own pity for the majority of the day, because a good relationship won't fix that mentality.
>>38775444
I'm bringing up conversations because you're saying how I'm supposed to make a whole bunch of friends and find a gf once I become a better version of myself.
I hate myself but I am not devoid of self respect. I know that sounds paradoxical but the point is that having self respect won't make other people more willing to interact with me. It's more based on common interest
Oh, my nigger, I am so normiecucked now.
>>38774887
I completed so many by breaking them down
>>38775483
Hey Mr grammar Nazi nobody gives a fuck about formal typing on here.
>>38775500
>i hate myself
and i'm guessing that it's hard for you to make friends?
i share minimal common interests with a lot of my friends, but the fact that i respect them and they respect me gives us the channels of communication to talk about what interests us, and we can share our ideas on those things.
but if you hate yourself, why would anyone want to talk to you?
To the faggot normie giving advice in this thread just stop your advice is shit and you are scum and need to die.
>>38775553
you sound like someone who is very happy with where they are at in life.
I would agree except you have to get a job where I live. The goverment will force you to take a job of some description or you will get literally no money.
Also we should add that if you live your parents, you are a normalfag.
>>38775658
of course they can. when a person is constantly negative, doesn't take care of themselves, doesn't show much care for other people, only thinks of how other people can work for them, typically means that they hate themselves.
you can typically tell if a person hates themself after maybe a 5 minute conversation.
>>38775657
Fuck off godwinson get off my board go back to making shitty YouTube videos calling neets and hikkis degenerates I fucking hate people like you I will kill you if I ever find you.
>>38775677
>if you live with your parents your a normalfag
Not really
>>38774408
Actually OP, I'm implementing NEW rules
>if you are white you are not a robot
>if you have ever touched a women you are not a robot
>if you dont have a severe mental or physical defect you are in fact a Norman
>if you have EVER had a friend or acquaintance you are indeed a nomran
>if you live in a first world country you are a NORMAN
>if you have parents you are a NORMAN
>if you have ever had attention of another person you are a NORMAN
>if you have had higher education you are indeed a NORMAN
>if you have ever played an online game you are a NORMAN
>if you are not obese you are a NORMAN
>if you have a job and therefore socialise you are a NORMAN
>if you leave the house more than 2 times per week you are a NORMAN
>if you have family who cares for you, you are a fucking normal fag
>if you live on your own you are a NORMAN
>if you have any social networking site you are a NORMAN e.g 4chan, facebook, reddit, tumblr, myspace
therefore all of you are fucking NORMANS and you need to fucking leave or jsut admit it, you '''''''''''''robots'''''''''''' are just FAILED NORMAL FAGS you are not true robots, you bring severe shame to the title.
>>38774680
Pretty accurate.
>>38775720
It's as much his board as it's yours.
>>38775696
Sorry, I deleted my post because I felt it was a little off topic but I see you replied so let me try to bring it back on topic because I feel this touches upon what I feel separates robots from the normies.
The biggest thing is probably the idea that I am "constantly being negative." I'm not going to be all positive about stupid, loud, drunk fucking normalfags but in truth I do not have many opportunity to talk to people besides that in real life.
I could be standing right there and be ignored. After 5 minutes, to the average person, what else you want to say to me? probably nothing
>>38775047
>lmao
>using slang
Fucking normal fags, you speak like a normal fag.
>>38775829
That is to say that I am not constantly being negative and also that normalfags operate on a bunch of pretenses before actually talking to me and so on.
>>38775760
ACCORDING TO MY RULES YOU ARE ALL NORMANS, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT, I FUCKING HATE YOU FAILED NORMALS
>>38774408
this are good rules, normies are just salty because they can fuck girls and have friends and still want to be on this shit show to laugh at us.
There have been hundreds of threads like this over the years. As you can see, they've had quite an impact on /r9k/'s rules.
>>38774408
I was builled at school and still got gf's and laid at 15
you can fuck off, jelly faggot
>>38775829
Be positive about yourself first, then let it go from there. No one is saying you need to buy into the vain bullshit, I'm telling you that to try to find a good mate when you're stuck in a cycle of self hatred is very, very difficult.
And as far as the conversation bit goes. That's something that's hard for me to help you with, but you might just come off as timid or trying to put words on deaf ears.
>>38775311
I like anime, but instead of humping a pillow in my mom's house, I fuck my GF in my own place.
>>38775047
>I can't believe how many normie posts this thread has.. I knew the original r9k was dead, but holy shit is it gone. These people are so lost lmao
Nobody gives a fuck about your "old r9k". People on the "old r9k" were complaining about r9k when it was apparently better.
>>38774408
I wholeheartedly agree with your post. We must purge the normalfags/wagecucks from our board. All who have sexual relationships, income, or general social lives are not robots and are larping faggots
>>38774408
>if you have a job
so you mean if you havnt starved to death or you're not an american
>>38776401
Start with me. Purge me. Go right ahead, I'll wait here.
>>38774408
>L'everything was better before
>implying this isn't parroted every day on every board
fuck off snowflaky
>>38774408
I have all five of those.
You have zero ability to enforce your rules.
How does it feel to be an impotent loser?
>>38775720
>I will kill you if I ever find you.
> Implying you have any balls.
>>38774432
>>38774408
Look guys, a summerfag.
>have a job
>somehow I am not a robot because I have to spend 16 hours of every working day contemplating suicide
>>38774408
>>wizchan.org
That's the place you want to be OP.
>>38774422
rejected anon. also this is now a trap thread
>>38777078
Blyat, better listen to this anon, you, wannabe faggots.