Penis is so small :(

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>tfw 9 inch dicklet
at least I can buy hormones online

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Dick is one meter long. I bet it won't even be long enough to get into the girl.


Might as well off myself :(

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Stupid b8 thread.
I have no problems with my 8" dick.
You just need to get very good at eating girls out and using your hand.

Don't listen to the trolls, 8" is average and perfectly fine.

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>I'm only 10 inches
Why even live at this point when I can't even reach that sweet, sweet cervix.


What the absolute fuck... how was that not original.

who measures their dick like this, counting fatty flesh as penis length? dicklets thats who

>>38774563
okay, how do you measure my dude?

Fuck, I didn't know that you were supposed to count the head, i thought you just measured the shaft

Thought I was a dicklet the entire time

>>38774810
I bend by dick towards my anus (flaccid) as if I was going to fuck myself, then measure starting from the part that touches my scrotum to the tip. This is indisputably the correct method.

>>38774157
>measuring in inches instead of feet
L M A O

>>38774157
>11 inch dicklet
>girls laugh when they see it
>guys laugh at it in the gym showers
life isn't fucking fair, bros. if only i were 2 inches longer...

The rule is simple, If you do not have AT LEAST a 8x5.5 You will NEVER please a woman.
Might aswell exclude yourself from the gene pool.

Another baight thread

Tfw 8" micropenis

I found a food that increases dick size but I'm not going to tell you cunts

4inch long 4 inch circ

no girl will ever see it

>>38777531
orangeinal juice

These threads become more and more ridiculous as time goes on. Eventually, hopefully they will become so full retard people will just stop making them.

>tfw average in every stat

Not telling you the super dick growth food

>>38778024
Its nigger cum isn't it.

>>38774974


How autistic are you? Do you count your head when you measure your body?