I am a gigantic piece of shit and I want to die. Ask me anything.

>>38773966
>I am a gigantic piece of shit and I want to die. Ask me anything.

whens the last time you did something nice for someone?

>>38773990
I made really shitty dinner for my family around 2 days ago

>>38773966
Where do you live and do you really want to die or are you just a hyperbolic cunt?

>>38774041
Clapistan
> do you really want to die
I'm tired of living like a leech and constantly dwelling on my fucking failures, it's eating me from the inside. I cannot take this for much longer

>>38773966
post your GPS location and I will kill you, no bullshit, I can be there in less than a week and beat you to death

>>38774065
I want to die but I'm not quite ready to die yet

>>38774008
>I made really shitty dinner for my family around 2 days ago

well you are not a total piece of shit then. were they at least thankful for you making dinner for them?

>>38774098
They were thankful but my sister remarked "it's the thought that counts"

>>38774060
Do you have any interest in fighting to the death?
I need to feel something. If you win, you've had a success. If you lose, you made it.

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>>38774135
I'm not physically fit and I've never fought anyone in my life. It would be certain death for me.
Anon if you want to kill someone that much just go into the service or become a cop or something.

>>38774065
so do you just hang around r9k in hopes that someone will let you kill them?

>>38774120
>"it's the thought that counts"

lel. she right though. i can imagine getting a similar response if i attempted to cook for my family. im a total piece of shit too but one positive is i at least get on with my family. i would be homeless if my parents didnt let me live with them. .

>>38774170
yes and for my 2D oneitis

>>38774198
i think that's just called a waifu m8

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>>38774161
There's no honor in that.
I need to fight on equal standing.
I'm not very physically fit either, (skelly, best I can say is I can jog a few miles at 9:00 pace) I'd be up for all sorts of scenarios.
Someone just let me go out the way nature intended.

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What do you think of this butthole?

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>>38774245
It's hairy, brown, and all stretched out from constant use. Gross.

>>38774065
are you down to hunt each other or are you just a Kevorkian?

>>38773966
Are you corn or liquid?
How many kuracs in size?