Be honest, do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend who truly loves you?
>>38773436
>do you have a girlf-
I'mma stop you right there. Answer's no.
>>38773436
once upon a time I had the affection of imperfect perfection
really dropped the ball with her tho lol
forgot that existed
>>38773441
Did someone order a fresh, hot plate of "this"?
>>38773436
yep! asuka is my best girlfriend! so kawaii!
>>38773436
she loves me more than anything in the world, sadly, I let her down over and over again and she never bats an eye. I'm pretty sure one day I will drag her down so far that we will both die a cold and lonely death on the streets, and the saddest part will be that she will still love me.
>being robot
>having a gf/bf
Chose one normfag
>>38773436
I do yes. Extremely loyal and accepting of who and what i am. It somewhat helps that shes mildly fucked up so she can relate to my issues.
I wont pretend i didn't draw the lottery on her, very few women would put up with my bs and still come in during the day to sit next to me while i sleep for work.
Shes a good girl who listens and let's me be the man and i don't deserve her.
Well not in this day and age anyway.
>>38773524
thats adorable and really sad at the same time ;_;;;;;;;
>>38773509
shit-tier waifu desu
>>38773436
Yes but >shes a tranny.
She makes me happy and is cute, but i will probably kill myself eventually for shaming my family and not producing kids.
Maybe Ill pretend to convert to islam and suicide bomb some jews.
>>38773544
its possible. we are both giant faggot robots
Yes and shes absolutely perfect. I love her and im in love with her. Same goes for her.
>>38773436
>do you have a gir-
guess
>>38773436
>do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend who truly loves you?
No because im ugly, fat sperg whos constantly depressed and boring to be with.
>>38773436
I had one girlfriend who I desperately loved and cared for but she cucked me and abused me. I'm happy I got out but she's still the only thing I can masturbate to.
>>38773524
what the fuck
who is this?
>>38773436
>Be honest, do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend who truly loves you?
Of course I fucking don't.
Fuck you, you stupid cunt.
>>38773524
Stop fucking everything up, you retard.
>>38773436
Mmm I bet you taste like cancer baby boy ;3 I'd let you cum inside me, your gf doesn't have to know.
>>38773614
I hate you out of pure jealousy
>>38773436
Thought I did but then she left me 6 weeks ago, we had a phone call last week where I came off as a little bitch and blew it. I know I need to find someone else but I just can't
>>38773614
Okay, you won that one lucky cyborg.
Yeah she tells me everyday that I'm perfect and comes up to me and hugs me from the back when I'm doing things. Talks about how she would do anything for me and that she wishes we could become one person. She also focuses entirely on me during sex which is nice.
>>38773614
>its possible. we are both giant faggot robots
cuddling girl flesh under a sweater is bretty gud.
yes but my manic episodes are taking a toll on her and she says that she came up with a number more times she's gonna take them before she leaves me.
I don't blame her I'm a real dick when I'm having one
>>38773436
Yes I do. Literally puts up with all my shit and has shown me nothing more but unconditional love even though I've been spiraling horribly in my life for two years now.
>>38773436
Literally the one thing that can make me happy in life would be a gf who loves me unconditionally like a dog.
Too bad it's never gonna happen, I'm too busy slaving away at work to have a love life or any life
>>38774959
how long have you been going out with her dude? You depressed?
Also how old are you dude?
>>38773509
Terrible choice of waifu, m8. Get better taste.
No.... I wish I did though. I'm very sad.
>>38773614
i hope you both get disabled in a car accident and see the nurse spit in your food
>>38773436
No.
I'd probably even go for one who didn't love me at all, now. Just for the false intimacy.
>>38775243
It's more likely that you get into an accident that leaves you disabled because you're too anxious to drive. That sad realisation when you can no longer shit post on /r9k/ and nobody is coming to visit you anymore. :)
>>38775364
>>38775364
>It's more likely that you get into an accident that leaves you disabled because you're too anxious to drive.
whats the logic there
>>38773436
Well... yeah.I'm a normie too, but at least I'm not in denial about it
>>38774313
The people in that picture are clearly 8/10 normies. They're not robots who beat the odds and found each other.
>>38775421
Anxious people hesitate and get hit by cars.
>>38773436
Yes, I met her here in fact
My Gf working early in the morning and I work late at night so I come home as quiet as possible and slip into bed and start kissing her neck and if she wants to we have slow passion filled sex. Then I kiss her good night and go to the living room to shit post and drink until she wakes up then I kiss her good morning and go to bed.
Shit's pretty lit senpai.
>>38775517
>>38775421
This. Anxious people make mistakes. You don't think being anxious makes you better do you?
>>38773436
She's sleeping still. She's the big spoon :3
>>38773825
next time find someone who can actually be your friend. unless you find a girl with the same sense of humor and hobbies as you you are fucked
>>38775497
>They're not robots who beat the odds and found each other.
but that is literally what happened
>>38776592
Okay normalfag, since you (and others in this thread) are here, let me ask you some questions.
>why are normalfags always horrible people who exist to make others more miserable?
>why do normalfags hate people for no reason, especially ugly people
>why do you 'people' derive joy from ruining r9k and making fun of robots
And most importantly
>why do normalfags insist on calling themselves "robots" when you could easily fit in with other normal people?
Cheers in advance if you actually bother to answer this
>>38773436
I had and i squandered it.
I was happier with life before I knew how happy I can truly be.
>>38773436
I had a friend who happened to be a girl who thought I treated her how her boyfriend should be treating her, and I basically lead her on to thinking that I wanted her to cuck her boyfriend up until the point where she invited me into her bed, where I blatantly chose to act like I was sleeping so I had an excuse do nothing.
That, or both of us guys are the cucks and she really was just a whore who wanted to sleep around.
>>38773436
yes, we're about to hit 4 years.
>>38776741
were the kids at school mean today or what ? not the guy but i'll give you something sensible though
>why do normalfags insist on calling themselves "robots" when you could easily fit in with other normal people?
people just like to dress up, not only normals. both 'normie' and 'robot' are overused easily this way, up to the point where a normie means chad and robot means hikkikomori for whatever reason.
these normalfags you see insisting on being a robot, are people from all walks of life, but one thing's a given, the internet has certainly become more accessible and thus more normal. that still doesn't mean they all are in fact normals, they just want to identify with a group. Personally, I stopped caring for as long as I can remember. I'm not a robot and not a normie either. I've just been on 4chan for a long time and now I post on this board here occasionally.
>>38776741
>why are normalfags always horrible people who exist to make others more miserable?
That's on you dude. It's not our fault you feel miserable when we're around. Maybe re-evaluate what you're doing in life that makes you feel this way?
>why do normalfags hate people for no reason, especially ugly people
Only stuck up females hate ugly people. Normal women not wanting to date you is not hating you. Guys will always be friends with you if you're not an insufferable cunt.
>>why do you 'people' derive joy from ruining r9k and making fun of robots
Just because you like /r9k/ a certain way doesn't mean it's getting ruined when people you don't like are posting there.
>why do normalfags insist on calling themselves "robots" when you could easily fit in with other normal people?
Why do you call anyone with a girlfriend Chad? These words are completely made up and have no concrete meaning anyway. "Robot" is just a way to connect with each other. It means nothing beyond that.