Hey robots, can I get some advice? I'm a KHV fembot who

>>38773222
checked your trips, but
1. girls can't be robots
2. you aren't actually a girl

take care

>>38773222
hot creepy girls still get dick all the time, you are probably just fat/ugly

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>>38773222
>real life hex maniac
L O N D O N
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If you're not fat I'll take your virginity.

>>38773242
really thread at this point.

These forced fembot memes are getting tiring, and I'm from /sci/

I wish we could just ban people who larp as women

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I just want a bro who would hangout in graveyards and talk shit with me, possibly over booze, late night snacks, and shirty candle rituals and black death chants

>>38773222
It's probably because you're ugly and/or ugly.You can get away with anything if you're beautiful.

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>>38773222
Stop trying to single me out. I know you just want to pick on me for my fantasy of having a creepy wife.

>>38773323
>get warned for calling someone "reddit"
>fembot, cuckhold, and tranny threads stay up 24/7

really makes you think

>>38773222
Do you have tits? Flaunt them. That way you will get guys.

>>38773320
/thread
Originobollocks

>>38773222
Post pics for advice pls

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>>38773222
I drive a used hearse and study occultism. Pick me please.
>Pic related, my pride and joy.

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>>38773222
>mfw I'll never find a creepy khv gf

end my suffering

>>38773222
You're lying. A graveyard loving demon summoning GF is too good to be true. You're just a man roleplaying. Not that I have any qualms with men, I would like to be your firend either way, but you don't exist. This is just RP bait. Only I can be the graveyard loving demon summoning wizard. Fucking pleb.

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>>38773330
Fuck that would be door, I used to smoke weed with my buddy and we'd drive around graveyards at like 3am. Shit was spooky and fun as fuck

>tfw no best friends to do things like this with
And there's this famous abandoned insane asylum where several people have died. I want a friend to go check it out with :(

I'm a long time /x/-phile, been interested in dark things since I was a kid. I started reading Aleister Crowley as a teen and then moved on to way more dank shit. I would be your BF and do rituals with you but you probably a) live nowhere near me and b) would learn to hate me anyway because I'm just a detestable person.

>>38773222
You are literally my fetish

But you are also (male) so

>>38773435
Near me*
The lore of the place states there's a patch of old dried blood in one of the middle surgical rooms on the middle floor. Fuck I'm gonna have to go there soon

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>>38773435
>>38773464

You live in NJ?

There's was burnt down church I know of back in the woods, that got taken over and partially restored by some close knit Jehova Witnesses, but the old grounds are still there and grown over.

It's also not far from a sand pit where I got stalked by some creepy stranger in a red jacket at 3 AM on Christmas when I was doing some night photography alone.

There's a dried up lake there and a small rotted out boat sitting in the middle of the forests too, and it's p spooky.

Millville.

>>38773222
looking for a creepy gf desu, want her to teach me stuff occult shit

>>38773664

South Jersey cities suck, but the cows are cool. At least it's not Bridgeton.

The McDonald there had worms in its food before, and employees were probly using it as a front for drugs.

>>38773222

Typical poser trying to be edgy because twilight and twd made spoopy things popular.