HELP ME ROBOTS!!!! HOW DO I GET HER TO BOYFRIEND ME

tell her that you're a worthless piece of trash

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>>38769532
You don't. If she's aware of discord she already is sucking the dick of an e-sports playing cyberchad.

>>38769532
Tell her how you feel. Ask for nudes too tell her shes sexy

>>38769532
bailey is skyler aka hazel


dont get meme'd lad.

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>>38769550
it worked!! what do i do now

>>38769586
tell her you'd like to fuck her like a dog

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>>38769593
what did she mean by this and what do i do

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>>38769532
She's a catfish dude. She posts these threads every single day. Hell, """she""" was saying she loved me a few days .

Some say it is a trap or pajeet.

>>38769611
tell her you don't know the meaning of stahp

>>38769613
are u just gaslighting because u want her?

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>>38769622
what did she mean bu this and what do i do

>>38769646
you idiot yah blew it.

>>38769625
I don't have """her."""
Just trying to keep you from getting catfished. Go look on desuarchives. They post the same copypasta every other day.

>>38769646
tell her that drugs are illegal and immoral

>>38769660
>ITS A CATFISH!!!
>I WONT PROVIDE EVIDENCE

knew u wanted her urself u autist KEKEKEKEK

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>>38769676
what did she mean by this and what do i do help o o

>>38769684
Look at
>>38769584

You're gonna get trolled

>>38769741
no evidence and i know ur samefagging KEKEKEKEK

>>38769739
say you will fill her dark soul with light

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>>38769769
have her

>>38769684
Hold up. You're probably Bailey, but I'll give proof.
Where did she tell you she was from?


Here is one of her posts from before. Notice her name was Skyler then. Search that Discord name and you'll see she is a confirmed catfish:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37438482/#37438482

Here is one under a different persona using a form of the copypasta she likes to use:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36680201/#36680201

Notice how similar it is to this:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38565884/#38565884

Dude why? She/he/it isn't even that interesting to talk to.

>>38769786
she said shes from america. where's the catfish proof just shows shes a thotty

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>>38769780
ew no thanks
orig

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>>38769532
Bailey is a Jew, dude. She scams anons for money.

>>38769786
Not the guy you're replying to but it is a girl, shes just an underage weirdo

>>38769814
did she scam you? how do you know

>>38769827
Okay thanks for clarification. i figured she was underage thats why i stopped talking to her

>>38769812
>uses different pictures/personas
>just a thotty

Go look up asspie and skyler and the desuarchives. Other anons will confirm she is a catfish.

>>38769827
Some anons said it is a pajeet or trap. One anon got on voice and it was guy.

>>38769830
Yes. For an Amazon card.

>>38769855
Ive voice chatted w her before. Shes like 14 and is mentally ill, but not a catfish. I was trying to pry into her mind as to why she wants robot friends but apparently blocks them. We got on Facetime and she explained she has depression and contact with others helps, even if shortlived. Sucks coz shes cute.

>>38769874
haha post chat logs

>>38769902
Deleted her long ago.
I just want you to be safe anon, not trying to cause drama.

>>38769897
Hi billy

>>38769855
>>38769847
Ive also voice chatted with her. Shes just mentally ill. She was a girl and I can confirm she is cute. Dont treat her bad anons just talk with her

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>I have a discord gf now

How do I not fuck this up boys? I'm such an autism and don't know what to talk about

>>38769964
You're getting played you fucking retard. Imagine getting strung along by stacey except stacey is a male and slightly less autistic than you.

>>38769952
Okay, nice try Bailey.
Where does she live then?

>>38769999
Texas

I'm not Bailey

>>38769999
Nice digits, and I never asked. Sounded American.

>>38769964
She's probably using you or something
I bet she asks you for money and you hand it over without a second thought, they love doing that shit

>>38769989
^^^ Oregon this!

>>38769999
Quads confirm it is a male.

>>38770013
>>38769812
>>38769999

reminder that bailey will say she is from whatever country you're from

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>>38770016
She already asked for a game

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>>38770139
Jesus dude, put your foot down and tell her to fuck off with that shit

>>38770154
I'm joking moron.

>>38770154
I didn't give it to her

I said yeah that game is fun but didn't buy it

Can you tell her I love her

please

i am surfing on the earth im a surfer

>>38769532
That's a catfish desu

>>38770443
Nope! Other posters confirmed its not.

>>38770500
No one confirmed shit. It's all anecdotal except for >>38769786

>>38770631
Which is based on other's anecdotes.

>>38770647
No wonder you fall for this shit. Can't wait to see "someone" in a few months bitching about fake robots in the discord.

>>38770746
KKEKEKEK MAD COZ YOU GOT CAUGHT LYING

>>38770500
It is a catfish. They've provided no proof and their lies like "only you have added me" are clearly bullshit.

>>38770785
this
never got catfished, added her things went off well but never saw "her" again. this was when she was skyler.