I just slipped off my panties to change them and more fleas flew

>>38766862
>I just slipped off my panties to change them and more fleas flew out.

Oh God uhhhhhhhh

>>38766878
Have something smart to say wise guy?

>>38766862

Your vagina may be rotting and infested with maggots, go to the goddamned doctor dummy.

>>38767016
Did you not read you fucking turd? Mom won't take me and I can't drive and I don't have any money.

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Get in the shower. Shave your entire bikini area, including all the way back, or trim it way down with scissors.
Buy new underpants and change out your bedsheets.
Wear clean clothes and make sure to stay hygienic.

>>38767031

You still have to go to the gynecologist, you have no friends or family that can help?
Does it itch or burn down there?

Also you're a bigger turd!

If fleas were invading my balls I would powerwash all clothes and bedsheets, maybe even other bedsheets in your home just to be safe. Pesticides are a good option but it doesn't help that you're broke. Also sounds like your mother is being pretty ignorant towards your health, so maybe even properly expressing to her how distraught you are about this would open her eyes. Much love and good luck.

>>38767115
I"m a fembot, what do you think ASSHOLE? And no it's just me and my mom, and of course it itches you fucking retard!

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You're either fucking lying or just a really dirty bitch. I suspect the latter.

>>38767031
>Mom won't take me and I can't drive and I don't have any money.
are you cheesy ?

>>38767288
I don't know where they're coming from, you dumb butt. They seem to be mostly in my pubic hair, IF YOU MUST KNOW.

>>38766862
stop having sex with Sparky you filthy slut

>>38767326
Then shave your pubic hair. Once you're done, you'll be able to see more and re-asses the situation better.
I know you're already gonna get a lot of shit for this, but I really do hope you learn something about personal hygiene from this.

>>38767275

Fembot, please calm down. Your beastie yeastie has you mouthing off, does it burn when urinating?

>>38766862
Post pics

>unorangeanal

>>38766862
Have you tried drowning them?

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Fleas don't live on your body. It's probably crabs.

okay, how many times a week do you wash down there ? you should do it twice a day. also DON'T try to clean-up the inside, because it's self-cleaning. If you do that you might get an infection.

>>38767305
Well yea a little to be honest, why
>>38767328
Fuck you asshole you're the one that fuks dogs
>>38767381
I already did that once and the fleas came back
>>38767421
Don't tell me what to do JERK OFF. I knew assholes like you would stink up the thread, and yes I think I have a bladder infection.

>>38767484
Beast of the Yeast, have you had any sexual contact unprotected recently?

>>38767512
I'm not answering that question because of your insulting nickname, maybe try approaching me with some class, butthole

>>38767484
>"I already did that once and the fleas came back"
That's why you keep doing it. You don't shave once and expect everything to be fine forever, you have to keep it maintained.

>>38767484
Do you have pets? If the answer is no then they're not fleas as fleas cannot survive on humans and are most likely lice. If you do have animals get them some fucking flea shampoo/drops from any big store like Walmart and go to town on them.

>>38767607

I ask you these questions cause they may determine what can help you.

So have you?

>>38767607
You're not really in a position to be picky about medical help. You should probably be grateful anyone in this thread has any intentions other than trying to make things worse for you considering the board you're on.

>>38766862
Ask mommy to lick your pussy. Once it's wet enough she might wanna put some fingers in it then mmmMmmMMMH!!!!! LESBIAM INCEST I LOVE LESBIAMS NOTHERS AND DAIGHTERS
mmmmmmmhh :-)

>>38767628
Well I thought after I shaved once they'd be gone for good so I didn't shave again but now I guess I'll have to. I don't get why they keep coming back.
>>38767630
I have two dogs and NO I don't fuck them like that dogfukker above me in the psots
>>38767644
NO I HAVENT if you must know
>>38767667
I can be as picky as I want buttmunch
>>38767691
Fuck off creep and go die

Show me your infected genitals and i will take you to the doctor.

>>38767717

Okay, Ms. baking bread between her thighs.

Is there any discharge, foul odor, soreness?

>>38767765
>Okay, Ms. baking bread between her thighs
If you're not going to stop with that BS I'm not going to answer, why are you so rude asshole

>>38767777

Dem yeast infected quads

>>38767807
'Round these parts we call 'em nastybod quads

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I don't know if it's the fembot's horrid 12 year old tier insults or the robots trying to help her, but this thread is amazing.

Fembot, what's your opinion on Tomoko?

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>>38767717
You haven't answered my question >>38767462

It's said that it works but it takes at least 24 hours for the to drown.

>>38767823

Listen here, just cause you're a dough girl down there doesn't mean we can't help you.

>>38767860
So I'm supposed to just sit in a bathtub for a day? Ummmmm...I'd dry up into a prune

>>38767969

Do you have any discharge or soreness?

Lol women are disgusting

>>38767983
I already ANSWERED that if you'd bother to read the thread

>>38767995
take your stank microdick out my thread

>>38768005
At least fleas don't make their home in my private parts, LARPAnon

>>38767969
I don't know. You need to evaluate your options. You should figure out a way to see a doctor.

But nevertheless, post results ;^)

>>38768005

Bitch, you have fleas. You have no right to talk about anyone being stank.

are you in america?
is there a community clinic you can go to?
maybe contact your hhs type office nearby and tell them you need to see a doctor and ask for advice.

Don't let this thread about problematic pussy die

>>38768005
Could you take a picture of one of the fleas so we can have more information?

We might.be able to help you better.

>>38766862

>not using alcohol swabs on your vulva and pubic hair to kill the fleas

are there no doctor robots in the house?
save this girl's rotting vagina, please.

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The yeast from the east couldn't handle the heat so she fled

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>>38766862
>Fleas even being up there

>>38768274
No perv
>>38768341
it's not rotting you loser its just an issue some girls have to deal with but you wouldnt know

>>38768362
im still here just ignoring all the troll posts

>>38768375
get your tiny penis up out my thread and wash it that little thing smells

bleach down the hatch roastie
rinse yourself and your festering cunt

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>>38768414

>fleas in vagina being an issue for most girls

Yeastie, please!

>>38768414
>it's not rotting you loser its just an issue some girls have to deal with but you wouldnt know
holy shit, babe. that's a laugher. how many girls do you know with fleas in their vaginas? god damn. i'm just trying to help you.

>>38768414
OP, are you of african heritage?

>>38768419
>bleach down the hatch roastie
>rinse yourself and your festering cunt
a bleach bath like those for people with mrsa is a good suggestion for helping you to begin sorting yourself out.

>>38768414
>No perv
I didn't mean on you.
I meant if you could pull one out and take a picture of it.

Is your vagina swollen?

>>38768497
pathetic response
fact: you are a worthless dirty tramp, you can't even wash yourself

>>38768497
Am epsom salt bath might help also.

YEAST
E
A
S
T

>>38766862
i hope you get aids and die with your head crushed by a eigtheen wheeler.

SAGE THIS SHIT YOU FAGGOTS!!!

What's messed up about this is that the girl sounds like Steven universe girl from those other threads. If this is you SU girl, you can defeat this problem by focusing and working hard, it won't go away overnight but with hard work you can do it!

>>38767067
>the beatles

Why are women so obsessed with this faggy meme band?

>>38768710

Pearls nasty clam

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>>38768498
honestly, this. This is what you should have done 20 mins ago.

>>38768824

I bet you're a flea behind that keyboard tryina get some easy porn

This girl is a lower life form than even a drug addict nigger

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>>38767288
Saw the same thread yesterday. Most obvious yet creative bait I've seen in a while.

>>38766862
Take some dog flea tablets and worming tablets. Put a flea collar in your vagina and treat your pubes with anti flea treatment.

T. Femanon.

>>38768414
>some girls have to deal with
no only you
t. haven't showered in 2 months and still not infested with fucking vagina insects

>>38769218
Please take a shower, femanon.

>>38769286
You're not my fucking dad, don't judge me neckbeard.

>>38769286
I don't have any reasons to go outside so I don't need to. I have a stay at home wage slave job and no friends.

>>38769320
gepgm :^_ not me baitman

>>38769351
>so I don't need to

Have you thought the fleas in your fucking cunt might be a good reason to?

>>38766862
Women are disgusting.
Roasties everyone.

>>38769351
You might not be able to tell because you're used to it, but you'll accumulate a layer of filth and emit a terrible smell. There are other reasons, but I can't be bothered to list them. Please bathe once a week at least.
Would you like a friend?

>>38769378
Please learn how to read, anon.

>>38769421
I'm probably going to an hero soon so it doesn't matter, I don't want to drag other people into my problems so I don't really want companionship anymore. I'll stop derailing thread. thanks for the offer tho mang

I don't exactly understand why your mom won't take you to a doctor?

>>38769488
That's kinda sad. If you wanna talk about it, or try having a friend, [email protected]
Please think things through. Please talk to me.

>>38768730
I don't know, I just drew it really quick.
I'm more a fan of the Bee Gees.

Just look at this thread.
Look at how nice she's being threated. Read this shit. Half is awful, as expected, and half is GENUINELY trying to help. A guy offered his fucking EMAIL to talk to her about her problems. When I MAKE a thread what do I get, eh?
And then you virgin faggots and fat cunts hace the AUDACITY to say women have it harder. Oh, I wish I could personally murder you all.
"Le "edgy Xdd""
Real funny, real original. Burn in hell. Burn in f u c k i n g hell.

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>>38766862
You should kill yourself now, to help your mother.

>>38769638
I don't know, what do you get anon?

>>38769638
I don't particularly care about OP's fleas, I just want to talk to the girl that might kill herself, and I have a few personal reasons for that.

>>38769668
I get fuck shit on you mouthbreathing imbecile, what do you think?

>>38767717
>I can be as picky as I want buttmunch
Well then keep your fleas lmao

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>>38766862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GA62LqFsnc

DONT LIE DOWN WITH DOGS

You have fleas.

>>38766862
Put this on repeat to remove the fleas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9dCI-YqICQ

>>38766862
Powder the area with diatomaceous earth. it's a non-toxic mechanical pesticide, should be for sale at a decent-sized grocery store, walmart or amazon very cheap.

>>38767326
>asking for help
>IF YOU MUST KNOW

>>38769828
Get the food-grade powder by the way
Drowning probably won't work, many insects can take in oxygen - admittedly, very inefficiently through their exoskeleton even under water. They could survive hours, days, or weeks.

>>38769559
nah, I'm sorry. I appreciate it though. I don't know what else to say but thanks.

>>38769713
Where were you when I wanted to kill myself?
Right, somewhere else I guess. Cause I'm not a qt girl :) wink wink
Women are just these fragile creature after all, that need to be protected! You're such a good guy. You're a fucking hero! Hey everyone, let's give our saviour a round of applause! The modern Siegfried!
I wish you died. Death absolute. You're the lowest of the low of the absolute filth waste of the bottom of the barrel. You're the worst precisely because you think you're good, too. You're not even trash. There's no quality or description to ascribe to you. Not a single positive trait whatsoever in the wole sum of your absolute existence. Nope, not a fraction. Not the most microscopic, tiniest thing. You're such an absolute void of 'bad', in fact, that just by the fact that I'm spending my time typing this out for you proves I am in the wrong as well, because anything with a glimpse of functionality as a human being would not even be capable of wasting their times with you. They wouldn't perceive you.
Die. Die. Die. Die.
Die.
Die. Die. You're an absolute, and I use that word in the most literal sense possible, waste.

>>38769898
Alright, it's your choice. If you change your mind, the offer's on the table.

>>38769931
I'm sorry that me not being wherever you were when you wanted to kill yourself upset you this much. I hope you don't regret choosing to keep living.

>>38769837
It reminds me of the npc in MK Deception that's looking for a necklace and turns around and says IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'M MARRIED. She has some great spiel on Western Technology if you catch her in a paranoid state though.

>>38769931
This fucking cunt has fleas
Holy shit I hope that dude the jerked off on you smashed your face in.

>>38770028
I wonder, what did he mean by this?

>>38770120
I'm implying that she fucked a ton of dudes and that's why she has crabs
Not fleas crabs

>>38769488
At least take a shower before you an hero, someone is going to have to handle your body to put it in a casket and there's no need to make that task grosser for them than it needs to be.

>>38769931
why are you so mean, I mean, what compells you to hate people who try and respond to your requests?

>>38769638
OP is fucking gross dude, I'm just here trying to make our world a little less gross by making OP less gross.
You're right about people empathizing with women more though.

prove this isn't bait and I will halp you.

>>38770223
true robotman

>>38767067
i like this
a minimalist take on those weird overly detailed autistic girl memes

>>38768730
They are one of the greatest bands of all times.

>>38770504
Fuck off with your shit taste

OP made me feel itchy afterwards, this is why i don't go outside.

>>38770567
I've good taste.

>>38766862
Permethrin.

I'm OP I had to go and take a nap and I come back to this board and people are trashing me, I dont know why I bothered this board is full of tiny dick losers that dont understand female problems, I should have gone to /askwomen. fuck you all.

>>38770628
Memes and roleplaying aside, there are literally dozens of real fembot boards and sites. /r9k/ should be your last resort or just a place to shitpost for fun about being a girl to watch neetboys get riled up and angry.

>>38766862
Just ask your mom to pick the fleas out and eat them like a chimpanzee you fucking sheboon nigress

>>38770628
there were tons of people willing to help you. if you want actual women to help you should have gone literally anywhere else you dumb cunt.

They live inside your vagina? or the hair?

>>38770628
Did you have a good nap? Did you dream?

>>38770567
t. listens to vidya music

>>38766862
From a fellow fembot.
Shave all your pubic hair. Keep it shaved. Use anti-lice washes, wipes, etc.
I had body lice last year, and I kept myself bald (except for the head, I used nit combs and medicated shampoo) for two whole weeks until it went away.
Keep on top of your hygiene, OP.
And please chill out. No hard feelings but this kinda made all us other fembots look like triggered babies. ^ ^' Cheers.

>>38770741
They cling to and lay their eggs on your pubic hair.
If you keep it shaved they can't make a home out of your cooch, so all you need to do is keep it trimmed and clean (getting rid of visible bugs)

>>38769931
>Where were you when I wanted to kill myself
why would you knowingly consult a malaysian basket weaving board filled with bitter virgins, were not a 24/7 suicide prevention hotline but u can still murder me anytime bb

I'm going to ask the important question even though you're a RP faggot. [Spoiler]Are you a virgin?[/spoiler]

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>Reading the replies from the (((((female)))) in this thread
>anons ACTUALLY believe roasties type like this
>anons ACTUALLY falling for this blatant b8
Fucking embarrassing you all need to be at least 18 to post here

>>38772388
Isn't it a thing of beauty?

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>>38768444

>Yeastie , please!

Fucking kek.