Best excuses for going out drinking?
I'm 18, in high school and still live with my religious moooslim parents. My normie friends often have house parties and they always invite me and to be honest it's really nice getting drunk. Takes away my shyness, anxieties and depression while making me have a good time which I rarely have otherwise.
PLEASE help me out and give me good excuses for to tell my parents for going out. I've only gone drinking twice and I always sleep over so that my parents won't tell I've been drunk.
>>38763189
Every time I drink out in society I get a powerful urge to go home and continue drinking there.
>>38763189
>my nomie friends
Sounds like you're the normie tbqh famalam
Just do it, teens are supposed to break their parent's dumb rules
>>38763210
this
so many normies think they arent normies.
being a robot doesnt mean "i have a bit of anxiety and depression and i get existsnential about life a lot, but i still have friends with an active social life who invite me to things and parents who care about me."
being a robot is almost the polar opposite of all these things since any one of them can bring you out the pit of degeneracy.
>>38763213
They're Muslim unfortunately and think I am too (I'm in the closet agnostic). This won't be a problem when I start University but that's in a year.
At the very best they beat the shit out of me and disown me no matter what I do.
>>38763210
>>38763269
You're right, I'm more of a normie light but I'm pretty new to being normie so a part of my heart is still mechanical just like a robot.
>>38763207
Why?
It sometimes makes me annoyed that R9k is so picky about originality but I guess this board wouldn't be as good without it.