What was the worst thing you've ever done, /r9k/?

she's going to out you at one point in her life. Have fun in jail.

>>38762113
this is bad, because, either she doesn't rat on you and she's fucked up emotionally for life, or she tells on you and you're fucked up for life.

you dun goofed, OP. just move far away and never see them again

>>38762209
How does she tell on him? Isn't he her legal guardian based on the post?

How old is she now? Does she know?
>be me
>9 or 10
>dog wants to go downstairs
>don't want to carry him
>decide to teach him how to go down stairs
>put him by steps
>give him a nudge with foot
>he goes down first step, looks scared
>tries to get back up
>nudge him again
>mfw he does a twist thing and flops off the step and falls to the second set of stars (I'll draw diagram)
>hits stairs with a thud
>holyshitisheokay
>mom dad and her sister are sitting on computer right by stairs
> mfw they didn't notice
>go and retire he dog (he was a month or so old a new puppy)
>take him to my room
>try to get him to respond, he's floppy
>splash water on him
>doesn't remove
>ohshithesdead.png
>lie my way through when dad starts looking for dog
>blame on younger cousin
>funeral for dog that night
>mfw it was my moms birthday, and the dog she got a week before as early present

To this day no one knows I killed that dog. They all think my younger cousin killed it.

>>38762226
oh, yeah. can't believe i glanced over the third line. well, if anything she'll have daddy issues. because, judging by the post, he takes care of her well.

he'll just have to talk this over when she gets to her teens. and MAYBE she doesn't rat on him.

>>38762226

Yeah and? Not like she can't tell a teacher or CPS or some shit. Which I hope she does at some point

>>38762226
>legal guardian

And how do you think that system works, exactly? Do you think a legal guardian has free reign to do whatever they want to their children? How does she tell on him? She tells literally anybody about what happened, they tell the police, and OP gets raped in prison.

>>38762166
>>38762209
I know, I know, I fucked up. Every single day I think about this. I'd lower my lifespan by ten fucking years If it'd give me the chance to undo this
>>38762226
>>38762261
My sister came back into the picture when she was 12. She's 15 now. I don't think she remembers, but she's a complete degenerate now and I really don't know whether it's because of my sister's parenting or what I did to her.

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>>38762315
how old was she when you did this?

>>38762315
>My sister came back into the picture when she was 12
so, she started to take care of her again when she reached that age? what did you do, then? is your sister's daughter fond of you in anyway?

>She's 15 now. I don't think she remembers, but she's a complete degenerate now and I really don't know whether it's because of my sister's parenting or what I did to her.
It might've been both.

>>38762390
she was onIy 8

>>38762416
yeah, that's pretty old, she most definitely remembers. suprising she didn't tell on you.

t. have a 8 year old sister

>>38762416
she definitely remembers. kys my man.

>>38762261
Sometimes I wonder how retards like this can even use the internet.
>want to teach my kid to swim
>bring him to the edge of a pool
>he's just looking at me
>nudge him with my foot
>he slips a little and his foot dips in the pool
>looks at me with eyes full of fear
>nudge him again
>he falls in and begins to drown
>survival of the fittest

You deserve what happens to you, op

>>38762398
Yes, she came back and said she wanted to "start settling down with her bf and her daughter". I didn't really fight it because I didn't want to start any family trouble. I visited her frequently until she was 13 and she still treated me like before. But like I said, she quickly devolved into a complete degenerate so I stopped seeing her. The last time I had any interaction with her was at a family barbecue a few months back but she just stared at her phone and gave me very short, simple answers to everything I asked.

>>38762518
So it sounds like you and your family are trailer trash.

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>>38762518
Gee I wonder why someone you sexually abused would treat you like that.

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Enjoy getting raped in prison, pedo scum.

>>38762585
this picture really gets me gears going

>>38762599
looks like you saved the same image twice there buddy

>>38762599
>>38762599
the tabs are always the best fucking part

>>38762599
Statute of limitations means that 10 years are not up and he could be prosecuted.

>>38762518
>Yes, she came back and said she wanted to "start settling down with her bf and her daughter".
How's your sister's bf like? Does he have a career? Or is he some degenerate like you?

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>>38762599
>Internet explorer
>/mlp/
>reddit homepage
>"how to take a screenshot"

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>>38762113
One of the few physically painful posts I've read on 4chan.

>>38762599
>>38762681
>internet explorer

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. Because fuck you.

>>38762639
High fives all around, boys!

>>38762554
haha, yup, you got me, anon! That's me, just another hillbilly amerifat FUCK! Haha, yippee! yahoo! covfefe! Wahahah
>>38762661
Haha, yup, he's a degenerate too. I lied to you guys, we fucked her together. Haha, double stuf, haha

Kind of a mutual thing, but when I was pretty young I banged my mom when she was blackout drunk once. She obviously found out and confronted me about it, but allowed it to continue if she thought I wanted it and it would help.

>>38762479
>be 1960s
>granddad teaching my father and his brother and sisters to swim in a river in Oregon
>One of my aunts is being a pussy becaise she doesn't know how to swim
>That's the whole fucking point
>Granddad picks auntie up
>Drops her straight into the river, too deep for her to touch the bottom
>"Swim or sink."
>She swam
>Granddad is so proud of himself for this moment that he teases her about it until his voice gives out

I come from a good bloodline.

>>38762759
Help with what?

>>38762759
>but allowed it to continue if she thought I wanted it and it would help
so, did you do it again?

Literally kill yourself you pedo scum

>>38762844
The dubs demand it.

>>38762796
Yep, went on for about two more years. It got to be less and less but for a time it was often.

>>38762795
Like me at that age, young, growing, hormonal, all that. Thought it would keep me straight I guess. She was never into it, only allowed it.

>>38762479
> a 9 year old kid that doesn't know what the fuck is gonna happen is equated to a grown adult that by default should know because he's been educated

>>38762888
That's not normal at all. Was she at least hot?

>>38762891
If you were 9 and didn't know what happens when you push things down a set of stairs you might actually be mentally impaired.

>>38762932
No duh it's not normal. And no she's not hot just average pretty much.

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>>38762962
did you enjoy the sex? did she?

do you have an incest fetish now?

>>38762983
I did, she didn't. She just laid there and let me do what I wanted. It was always me asking for it too. No incest fetish, looking back now the whole thing disgusts me and turned me off anything like that.

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threw rotten apples on a kid that annoyed me and made fun of his sister with a lisp
feel bad about it now but i hated them back then
was in elementary school and the kid was one of those tards that pulled his pants all the way down to his feet to pee and pulled his shirt up too not controlling at all were he pisses was fucking gross
and the sister was just an annoying brat and would call other people out on saying words wrong while having the worst lisp i ever heard
like she would spit while speaking and cried when i gave her shit for it
i was an angry kid sometimes and used my opportunity to get rid of some rage
strange that their mother never talked to me i guess they never told anyone

>>38763042
that's fucked up, and hot.

How old were you?

>>38763042
Do you still talk to her? How old were you when it first happened?

>>38763071
13 the first time, went on till I was 15 and got a "gf".

>>38763086
Yes, we have a normal relationship and all. She's never dwelled on it or brought it up or anything but it makes me feel guilty.

>>38762113
I think you're a giant, disgusting piece of shit. God fucking have mercy on your soul.

Prepare a bugout bag. Always be ready to leave your house with less than five minutes notice. Buy yourself a gun and two spare mags. Always have some cash, maybe $20,000 to $30,000, on hand. Buy some nondescript clothes. Buy some prepaid burner phones and phone cards. Have a plan to fucking bail out of the country at the drop of a hat. When the cops come for you, you don't want to spend the next 10 to 15 years of your life in the fucking pound house.

>>38763110
>went on till I was 15
jesus, you were a horny boy. your mom probably enjoyed it, if she let you go for that long.

>>38763110
>"gf"
Tell us more about your degenerate escapades.

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>>38763127
I think you're
> stopped reading at this

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>>38763127
Or he could just commit suicide.

>>38763127
>I think you're
stopped reading there

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>>38762113
Holy shit OP I hope you are fucking joking...Might as well run to mexico or kill your self.

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>>38762518
>stopped seeing her cause she became a degenerate
>he molested her when she was 8, and in his care, depending on him completely
you deserve nothing but suffering, I wish there was a way for me to find out your identity and rat you out, use this thread as proof in court

>>38763147
I meant "gf" because it wasn't as much as you'd think. It was a very innocent relationship, we were just nice to one another and held hands and stuff, never went farther than a quick kiss now and then.

>>38763144
For awhile yes I was doing it all the time. I don't think she enjoyed it though it just ended up being regular. If I didn't get a gf it may not have stopped till even later.

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>>38763127
>i think

Stopped reading right fucking there, you just crossed the line chump, commit sudoku

Thank you for making me feel better about my shitty life choices.

>>38763174
As a rule, living life is preferable to death, even in great misery and distress, even when scrabbling for mere survival.

>>38762113
>ITT things that never happened
Nice bait OP

>>38763219
well, your mother sounds like terrible parent anyway, so don't worry about it.

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>>38762416
>8yo
Disgusting.
Always abuse girls under the age of 6.

>>38763245
hehe, you got me :^). You're pretty smart, I bet you're cute too...

>Meet a girl online 5 years ago
>Talk for a year and agree to meet
>Take a bus across country to finally meet her
>Get too excited and sexually assault her on the first night

>>38763279
I'm not trying to be an edgelord but surely she knew you were after sex?

>>38763219
Did you cum inside her?

>>38763219
did she sucked your dick?

>>38763254
It's weird because otherwise she was always great, just this one way she obviously slipped up badly.

>>38763314
Most of the time yes.

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STOP MOLESTING CHILDREN YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES

>>38763279
holly shit, in a letter thread earlier today, some girl complained about a R9k degenerate meeting her online, abusing her mental instabilities to gain her trust and than rape her when they met IRL. Someone please report him to the FBI as well, I don't live in the US

>>38763331
Pics of her or gtfo. We'll decide if its win or lose

>>38763330
No never that, just vanilla stuff. I was too young and loving the situation to try to do anything more.

>>38763369
Fucking no way lol

>>38763301
She did. She wanted to sleep with me but didn't want to do it without a condom. I tried to initiate sex anyways but she was way too timid to say no and I was too autistic to realize she wasn't comfortable.

She's told me she forgiven me and understood how shitty the situation was but that forever left a black mark on our relationship. She just couldn't feel anything for me again

>>38763331
>It's weird because otherwise she was always great,
i wouldn't consider an alcoholic that passes out in front of their children a good parent.

>>38763244
Not when you're a pedo piece of shit

>>38763399
She was going through a bad stint in her life at that specific time, otherwise she never really drank.

>>38762950
>might actually be mentally impaired
>might
he definitely is, anonymous person

>>38763455
Describe some stuff you did.
>you've given me the horn and I ain't giving it back

>have gf
>ginger girl starts hitting on me while im at work
>have a thing for gingers
>she starts asking me to come to a bar with her after my shift ends
>keep saying no because gf
>kind of like the attention though as not used to girls wanting me
>gets to a point where she is begging me to come home with her
>say no
>message her and apologise for flirting, and whilst i think she is attractive and an interesting person i have a gf (i dont think i was flirting but i felt like she must have felt i was to be that into me)
>feel like ive betrayed gf because i said this girl was good looking to let her down easy
>betrayed my dick for not taking that sweet teen ginger pucci

>>38762599
>9gag
>mlp
>male feminism

Holy shit do you not know how to close a tab

>>38763571

>Be a male feminist
>Want to meet others like myself
>Search for 'male feminism'

>>38763519
It was pretty much always the same, asking her I wanted to do it. Most of the time she just laid on her back and let me do what I wanted which wasn't much more than putting it in and going at it. She'd let me play with her boobs if I wanted and I'd go for as long as I could then finish up. Pretty plain and boring all things considered but I liked it and was young and horny and it felt good so did it often.

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>>38763571
>such a newfag he doesnt recognize old pasta

Have we finally reached the point where people dont even recognize such an old, overused photo?

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>>38763650
We reached that point a while ago

>>38762888
>She was never into it
Anon grow up

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THIS IS NOW AN OFFICIAL PARTY ROCK THREAD

>>38763206
>you deserve nothing but suffering, I wish there was a way for me to find out your identity and rat you out, use this thread as proof in court

Anyone else feel a little guilty when they read posts like these in pedothreads? I feel like I should be this angry but I don't really care what OP did.

>>38763790
Well if she was she did a very good job of not making it seem so.

>>38763968
I wasn't this rattled, (I way, just not this much, it is probably bait anyway), but the audacity to be like,"well now she is degenerate (cause of him btw), stop all contact" He is the last person on earth to complain about degeneracy, what could she have possibly have done to surpass him?

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gril told me about her abuse fetish, so I told her I would strangle her and kill her if she sent me nudes
after she sent me the nudes I just blocked her

>>38763968
It sounds extreme, especially for what he did. Parents that have abused their children physically get less flack than OP. OP never harmed the child physically. Yes, it is fucked up that OP used a child that doesn't have any interest in sex for his own pleasure, but at the same time, she probably wouldn't be fucked up mentally if people wouldn't make a big commotion about it.

But I also got molested and this is probably just a way of me coping. Saying it wasn't that bad. It didn't turn me into a a pedo either, thankfully

>>38764142
it turned you into a robot

>>38763650
this remind me so much of kaiji wish i could erase my memory and watch it again first time

the feels tho

>>38764046
Did she ever cum or scream with pleasure?

How did you ask her to have sex? What did you say exactly?

Did she ever comment about the sex, your dick or whatever? What happened after the sex?

>>38764142
>posting on here
Anon, I...

>>38764142
Tfw im the anon you responded to and I was molested as well.

I guess you're onto something.

>>38764653
no u are not, I am. If not prove it with screenshot (you can't)

>>38764653
my bad, I thought you are speaking to the guy saying he felt guilty for not being this mad, and not you being the guy

>>38764605
Not that I ever noticed, she was always passive and just let it happen. She must have felt something out of it since some signs were clear but she never did or said anything showing she liked it. The opposite really. How it happened though I'd just ask her like "Hey mom" I want to do something or can we go to bed?

For her, I said before but it was almost like she acted like it didn't happen. She never talked about it otherwise and during the most she ever did was ask if it was ok or if I wanted something or not to do something. Afterward it depended on when or where we did it but most of the time we'd get back to whatever we were doing before. After taking a breather that is, most of the time at least.

>sixth grade
>hanging out with my best friend
>suddenly have the thought that I should hit him
>never hit anybody before
>punch him in the face in the middle of conversation
>he looks at me stunned
>thought I didn't hit him hard enough
>punch him in the face again
>he cries
It took me years to feel bad about that but now I feel bad.

>>38764865
You never get bored and tried something spicier? Anal? Doing it in the shower? Trying a variety of different positions?

Did you ever see her sad or disappointed? Man, crazy history but as a 13 years old you had to have a great time, I guess in an advanced society without estigmas it would be normal that mothers would alleviate the sexual urges of the sons. Nothing to be embarrassed. Anyway If you remember anything else I would like to hear it, awesome experience

>>38764142
>>38764653
im in the same boat bros. molested from ages 6-8 and i feel totally neutral towards the experience.

>>38765067
I said but I was just enamored with the situation and getting to do it so I didn't want to try to push for too much. Also I was just a young teen not like I had a lot of imagination. No anal, did attempt it in the shower a couple of times and a good few not just in the bedroom. The vast majority was missionary but she was fine with doggy style or standing from behind when I started to get taller. Also managed to get her on top once.

For her again, not so much sad but definitely disappointed. I said she was never into it and I always got a "just hurry up and get this over with" vibe from her. Sometimes she wouldn't even be paying attention and just have the TV on or read a book or something. If there's anything else you want to hear I could try though. It's a situaiton I'm not proud of at all but younger me definitely enjoyed it like you said, being that age young and dumb and horny and having free access to sex whenever I wanted.

>>38765229
Thanks for the answer.

How long were you having sex usually?
Did she got a bf back at that time or later? If so, you got jealous or if any other male aproached her
You think she may be asexual or she has had new sex partners since? And you? Have you had sexual intercourse with other females?

Have you considered to have sex currently with your mother?

Man, I can't stop thinking about questions to ask

>>38765431
It wasn't ever that long since it wasn't a mutual thing only me trying to feel good. At some points though it happened all the time like towards the end of 13 I was pushing for it many times a day every day but by the end it was much, much less. She did go on to get a bf and currently is with him. I'm not and never have been jealous and I also have never considered doing it again because like I said before looking back the whole situation turned me off the idea and I feel bad about it. It was also about ten years ago now so that ship has long sailed. As for the two of us I don't think she's asexual she just never was into our situation and I have had one short relationship in college where sex was involved.

>>38765578
You think the whole situation has fucked up your brain? You still got that sexual urges or just don't care that much? Most of the robots are obsessed with these unfulfilled desires, I think your mother did a great job avoiding that kind of futile obsessions and releasing stress

She had the bf while you had sex with her? These girls ain't loyal even with the family

>>38762113
>see this post
>know it's 100% fake
>but it may be double layered satire
>"haha they think it's 4chan but I actually did it lol the madman"
>I'd be a dick to deny this child's plight
>but I also don't want to fall for a ruse.
>"what would a normie do in this case?"
>they'd condemn OP for writing such a disgusting story
>therefore I decide OP is amoral.
Thanks OP, questioning your morality was a good debate excercise.

>>38765694
I hope it didn't fuck me up lol

I still have a sex drive, who doesn't? I just don't feel it towards her or anything like that. At the same time though I also don't feel suffocated or miserable about it. I guess you're right though, even if the situation was bad it probably did help me in the long run about not being crippled by sexuality or a lack of it. Like I've never had problems or felt inadequate or bitter towards people in that way because I'd had experience with sex at least and I guess gotten to know that part about myself.

And no she didn't consider dating again until after things had stopped between us.

>>38765963
did you take any protections or she wasn't worried about getting pregnant?

How did you convince her to get on top? Did you scream at her calling names during sex or you hold yourself back?

Did you ever try to have sex without asking for permission, just pulling your penus out and tried to fuck her on the couch while she did any other chore?

U had any other siblings? and your father? i guess not

>>38762113
I hope you die a worse death than crucifixion, you disgusting, worthless, piece of shit.

HOLY SHIT OP THAT JUST
MEANS YOU ARENT A VIRGIN ANYMORE THEREFORE NOT A ROBOT FUCKING LEAVE U FUCKING CHAD

>>38762416
Yeah she totally remembers this, only a matter of time before she tells someone.

>>38766093
The very first time there was a pregnancy scare but after she made sure it was safe. For that time on top it was how the situation played out, I was laying in bed while she was up and beside. Told her I wanted to do stuff and she was going to get into bed as normal but when she came back to do so I instead pulled her onto me. She went along with it but clearly didn't like it so I never tried again. I was vocal about it early on because it was new and intense experience for me. Getting used to it though and seeing how she didn't like it, it lessened overtime. For trying to do it without permission, yes a good few times but it didn't always work out. It was easy enough to just ask her even if she was doing something else like chores though and she'd be fine not to stop if I was ok with that which I was sometimes.

No siblings, dad had separated a few years before.

>>38766222
Wouldn't that kinda leave a mark on her own life too?
She probably doesn't want to tell anybody out of shear embarrassment poor thing.

>>38762113
I regularly flake on guys on the net. Something feels off, I freak out, and cut all contact. Again, and again, and again. The last guy was a NEET but he was so nice. He wanted to make me his kitty, but in a long term husband kind of way. I just wish he just had a job, or looked good, or even had a nice cock. Just something so I could tell myself to stay :( I am a monster and I don't know what to do

>>38766282

Have you ever considered later to have sex again with her? or at least fantasized or fapped to her or other things?

how was the first time when she was drunk?

>>38766222
>>38762416
just pray it's past the statute of limitations when she does

i wuld make you my fuckskin woman. i want to fuck you ass in the ass from my behind with cock.

>>38766124
I'm honestly sick of newfags being disingenuous like this. Stop RPing as some depressed NEET, the fact you completely disregarded the topic and context of OP's greentext to try to make a funny is repulsive -- go back to /b/, that's where you'll find the other 13 year olds.

>>38762113
>it's a roleplay baiting thread

>>38766380
I want you to flake with me too.

>>38766470
Can I just fall for you instead? :)

>>38766438
Are you a real depressed NEET?

>>38766495
Are you? I need receipts
Shouldn't matter to you. I'm just trying to relax and eat this cantaloupe.

>>38766405
Nope, never thought of it or wanted it again and the idea is pretty offputting now. The first time, scary as hell, exciting and full of worry. Didn't start out trying to go that far but I got carried away bit by bit. Afterward I also felt guilty and worried.

>>38766530
Gentleman, you have satisfied my inquisitiveness. It has been a real pleasure talking to you, an enriching chat, I wish you and your mom the best of luck. Anything else you would like to add to this topic?

Goodbye, my fellow robot sir.

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>>38762113
I mugged a girl that I was on a date with at knifepoint. She considered me a good friend, maybe something more, but I just kind of thought of her as an acquaintance.
I've greentexted this story before. If anyone wants to hear it again, just ask. I'll greentext the events of that night.

>>38766711
lessgooooo
I was going to take a nap but now I would like to know what went down

is there a statue of limitations on child sexual abuse?

>>38766738
http://www.ndaa.org/pdf/Statute%20of%20Limitations%20for%20Prosecution%20of%20Offenses%20Against%20Children%202012.pdf

What state do you need?

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>>38766711
I'm sure the court records when the FBI gets a hold of this will be enough Tyrone.

>>38766795
INCLUDE ME IN THE EXHIBIT, LAYWER-CHAN~

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>>38766777
>"In this State no statute of limitations bars the prosecution of a felony."

>>38762113

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>>38766720
>>38766795
Alright. Here's what happened.
>be me
>be 17 year old sperg
>never been on a date
>this girl is really into me for whatever reason
>we have mutual friends
>she asks me out and I agree just because I'm curious what a date is
>drive her around, we get food
>she tries to talk to me, but I have no clue what to say
>just get frustrated instead
>realize I'm not getting anything out of this whole experience
>I drive her out to a closed industrial complex and park
>she laughs and asks in a flirtatious way, "What are you gonna do to me all the way out here Anon?"
>feel paranoid that she's flirting with me
>feel like she's trying to trick me, no girl has ever acted like this with me before
>get out of the car, she follows suit
>pull out my knife, grab her and hold it to her throat
>tell her to give me all the cash she has
>she complies and gives me all of her $53
>get back in my car, leave her there
She didn't even tell the cops. She only told my friends, who just chewed me out for it, but they knew what kind of person I was so they also told her it was a bad idea trying to do that kind of stuff with me.
I've always been someone who acts on impulse, but my teenage years were the worst of it.

>>38766879
It's a bit surprising there wasn't a bigger uproar and anons crying to summon MODS.
It's also surprising there weren't more envious anons and anons calling OP a faggot for not inserting in pooper

>>38767030
>pulling a knife on somebody for no reason
lol you're clinically insane put yourself off before you hurt people.
I can get short temper and punching somebody out of the blue but not compulsively mugging somebody.

>>38767030
Did you lose out on that experience of getting a gf? I assume yes, but do you regret it?

>>38762681
Well, atleast he's a god-fearing, law-abiding citizen unlike you.

>>38767542
>god-fearing
>/mlp/ anime male feminism

>>38767495
No. I don't really regret it.

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>be 10.
>at park near my house.
>go to climb a tree.
>climb up and sit on the branch.
>a girl and 2 other boys around my age come up to me.
>they start messing with me and teasing me.
>the girl is throwing pine cones at me.
>throws dirt at me and it gets in my eyes.
>start crying and screaming
>jump down and chase after them
>they 2 boys run away.
>the girl was slow so she was far behind.
>grab her and throw her on her back.
>jump on her
>pick up a rock next to her and start smashing the rock to her face.
>her face is bloody and she's screaming.
>I'm crying and yelling.
>the 2 boys see us and start yelling at me.
> I panic and throw a branch at them but miss.
>run away to my bike.
>they stop chasing me.
>they go to the girl and kneel down next to her and start crying.
>they screamed "why would you do this to her!" "You monster"

Ill never forget her bloody face. her barely able to scream stop.
I don't know why I did that. I have never done anything like that before. I wonder if she's okay and if she remembers.

>>38763267
top kekeinoimuiit

>>38762261
you had a dog inside you house, fuckin disgusting

>>38767615
I wonder what gets into people to get so enraged to do something like this.
Was it Satan? Or was it autism?

>>38767615
You sure showed her, anon!

>>38763183
why?

Originalini

>>38767785
Heh...sure did. For a few weeks after I was super paranoid that the police would come to my house and take me to jail. Luckily nothing ever happened. I never went back to the park either.

>>38762113
Can mods or admins of this site get this guys IP address and forward it to the proper authorities? OP should be in jail.

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I make poorly-timed offensive jokes in the company of the people they offend most because I secretly hate everyone and enjoy their frustration.
I usually follow it up with an "oops, I didn't see you there".

Other than that, I never do something I regret besides deleting my brother's game saves when he pissed me off.

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>>38767615
Ah dishing out justice to the normies always a pleasant tale

>>38767615
You're missing the point of the thread.
It's about things you did that were wrong, not defending yourself after a roastie broke the NAP.

>>38763171
u fucked up the greentext retarded tumblr anime abomination

used to be the oldest in our gang with my cousins and brother and some neighborhood kids

one of my cousins is a girl and told her she had to be saved so she had to be tied up and her pants had to be pulled all the way down, puss showing

my uncle walked to where we were and we all ran away and left her tied up there lmao

dont remember what happened after but we never spoke about it again, they moved away and i havent had contact with them in ages all i know is she has a kid now and a nig bf

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>>38762599
HOW TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT TAB AHAHAHAH JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU COULDNT SPEND TIME ON HERE WITH BIGGER RETARDS THAN ACTUAL ADMITTED PEDOPHILES HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THIS IS PROOF THAT NONE OF THIS IS A SIMULATION AND HUMANS ARE A FUCKING CONTORTED MISTAKE.

>>38766438
/r9k/ is /b/ but without as much porn

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>>38762113
>>sister has a baby
>>doesn't want to take care of it
>>wants to put it up for adoption
>>i offer to take it because I've always wanted kids
>>it's a girl
>>raise her for years
>>one day i'm tucking her into bed
>>suddenly get this urge
>>tell her i'm gonna give her the "special kiss"
>>I pull her pants down and kiss her pussy
>>tell her she has to give me the "special kiss" too
>>she says okay
>>I pull my cock out and put it in her mouth
>>let her suck on it for a bit
>>pull out and decide i'm gonna fuck her
>>start rubbing my penor on her pussy
>>suddenly realize what I'm doing and stop
>>never speak of this again
Sir, we would like to speak with y

>>38762113
SIR, please open the door we only wanna talk...

>>38762416
>she was onIy 8
that's pedophile territory my man

>>38768742
huh lad...

>>38768983
keks were had

let me have original comment plz thank

Just cut to the end and kill yourself you pedo degenerate

I did something similar with my older sister's kid. Got caught and spent time in prison. I regret it, and not just because I got caught. Kid's legal now and keeps trying to get in contact with me. There's an above-0 chance that I'm her dad too by the way

>>38762599
this is originally bait desu senpai

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>>38769326
wew lad does it get any more degenerate than this? how deep does this rabbit hole go?

>>38769431
That's as deep as it goes. It wasn't degenerate, it was pure, at least from my point of view. I loved her a lot and wanted to run away together. My sister not the baby

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>>38762113
Mildest thing on this thread:

>Be 13
>Play Xbox Live on my Xbox 360
>It was around 2008
>Knew 2 guys and a girl online that form the core of my online social circle for a time
>A new guy comes in
>He's flirty with the girl and they start some weird Xbox Live dating
>She's 13
>He's 27 (I think)
>I and one of the guys mocks him for this based on the "To Catch A Predator" episode of South Park where guys enter, see Chris Hansen, and blow their brains out
>Say "OH MY GOD IT'S CHRIS FARLEY *shooting sound*" as a joke (I thought Chris Hansen's name was Chris Farley)
>Make "To Catch A Predator" game lobby and invite him.
>He says fuck you and gets mad
>Cuts off communication.
>Never heard from him again
>Girl trashes him pretending it was never a thing
>Guy used to get romancy with her - talking about waiting until she was of age

Fuck pedos and fuck this guy's actions, but I wonder if I might've online bullied him into suicide. Honestly haven't done anything terrible that I can think of except stealing a 5 year old (Might've been mentally disabled) kid's Yu Gi Oh card when I was 9 and trading it to a guy for some nice cards who traded it to another guy who really wanted it.

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>>38762599

>how to take a screenshot
>reddit
>9gag
>male feminism

I was molested when I was seven by these tween guys in my apartment complex and not knowing it was wrong, went on to molest a 5 yr old in the apartment complex when I was 8 and then my two younger cousins When I was 10. I haven't seen my cousins since I was 10 because I moved away and haven't talked to them since. I've done other awful things to people in my life but that was probably the worst

>>38770251
Kamal?

>>38766530
Was your mom fat, chubby, or thick? Does she have wide hips and is she blonde?

>>38766426
>statue of limitations for soliciting a minor
lol no op is fucked

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This is my first greentext. Sorry if I fuck it up.

>be autistic elementary schooler
>broken arm because retarded bike trick gone wrong
>nothing to do during recess because everything there required two arms
>had some a festival or something a few days before at school
>awesome bubble soap in giant buckets with bubble wands left over
>cool teacher brings out leftover bubble soap for me
>make bubbles for a while
>all the other kids notice there is awesome bubble soap
>crowd around bubble soap and take all the wands
>once again left with nothing to do
>get pissed about this
>grab a bubble wand (stick with hoop at end)
>pick some random kid in the crowd
>strangle him with the fucking bubble wand

I still feel bad about it. Poor guy probably has some neck problem now. Pic unrelated.

>>38768742
>there are newfags on this board that can't recognize old, overused memes
/r9k/ is dead

>>38762113
Bruh, if you love her then let her go, man. She deserves better.

No interesting stories, i just treated my brother and sisters poorly throughout our childhood. My brother has anger problems and i believe I'm probably to blame.

Diddling/fucking kids fucks their mind for life. It also continues the cycle of abuse. Goodjob ruining hers for your temporary pleasure

>>38767719
It was santa

>>38767702
You really need to gas yourself, Ahmed.

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>>38762599
>when newfags still fall for this post

Walked in Jordan and rescued a three legged kitten, her hind leg was cut off somehow

Abused her by holding her over the roof to hear her meow, we lived on the top floor of a large building

I still fed her and gave her water, and I was nice other than those instances

Few weeks later we had to move out of the country, father said he found a home for her but I think he liked

I'm sorry kitty, I'm sorry for how I behaved. I was 8 years old and stupid, I would never do something like that again

I promise to donate my time and money to a feline human center once I get older, I'm so sorry for what I did kitty. I hope you found peace without me, sorry for leaving you alone....please forgive me

>>38767030
I remember you telling this story before. I thought you were a junkie or something at the time, right?

>>38769748
THAT is the worst thing you've ever done? You didn't even do anything bad in this story. I don't believe that someone on this board can be so innocent, pls tell us your real secrets.

>>38770704
That's pretty understandable desu, fuck those kids for ruining the one thing that you were able to do.

>visiting distant family when I was 12 or 13 over the summer
>8 or 9 year old relative kept making moves on me all summer
>one day we go into the hills to play like usual
>she pulls down her pants and tells me to do the same
>fugg

FUCK I NEVER WENT BACK AND I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING OF IT SO SHE PROBABLY KEPT QUIET

>>38772966
>>8 or 9 year old relative kept making moves on me all summer
How close of a relative? Cousin? Closer?

>>38762113
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you,

enjoy yourtime in jail, hope she outs you.

>late to gym class
>getting changed in the change room on my own
>open some kid's bag
>piss in it

>>38762599
>people still think this is real

>>38765067
>Nothing to be embarrassed.
This shit is literally second to pedophilia and homosexuality, anon jesus cheist. Fucking degenerates.

>>38772579
It probably got mauled by feral dogs or beaten by a nigger with a stick

>Stole a kids gameboy with a copy of fire emblem in it in like 7th grade
You people are fucking sick by the way

>>38772866
OK fine. My cat used to hide under the bed. I got annoyed and teased it with my mom's shirts. It hissed and got mad and clawed into the shirt. It couldn't unclaw so I pulled the cat towards me. The cat was pissed. It eventually figured out how to unclaw. For some reason this escalated into me prodding the cat with a wooden stick and even hitting it. I knocked the poop out of it once. Eventually I stopped and slowly gained the cat's trust back. I also pissed in my mom's contact lense case and washed it out with water when I got mad at her a few times and rubbed my dad's medicine against my asshole. The other stuff is just awkward stuff and lack of returning a favor once plus guilt about it.

>>38774625
The cat being pissed meant it hissed and clawed in anger. Also I literally beat the poop out of it once.

>>38762113
I hope NSA is watching this thread and puts you on an FBI watch list.

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>>38762113
Excuse me wtf did I just read

>>38769003
Yeah no that IS paedophilia friendo

>>38767615
Oh, she remembers.
She'll wear those scars all her life.

>>38767615
i'm sure she's fine, probably doesn't even remember the time future Elliot Rodger smashed her face in with a rock as a result of light teasing

>>38767615
Good job anon. She'll think twice before messing with other people for the fun of it.

>>38762261
You ruined my day thanks

>>38763557
The only crime you committed is being a fucking normalfag, gtfo normalfag scum

>>38774101
This is sincerely the most upsetting post so far. Thieves are fucking despicable.

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>>38763650
>>38763752
Please take care of yourselves and leave eventually, the board as you know it is dead

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>>38762599
newfags thinking the tabs are real

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>>38777332
the years are passing fast and the old memes will remind us of it

>>38770466
>>38766426
OP is 100% fucked. In almost every western country, there is a special rule for sexual acts against minors. Statute of limitation start when the minor reaches the age of 18 in this case. In my country, its 15 years from that point to file a complaint. In total, thus in total he has 25 years time until he is "safe" from persecution, starting at the he committed the act (when girl was 8).
This belgian law btw

Tldr op is fucked

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I got pretty trashed and stole my friends lambo, put it in a ditch. Pic related, shit goes pretty fast and I had at least 2 mikes hard lemonades so I was fukt

>>38778017
He's not fucked because his story is fake.

During a sleepover I felt up and licked my cousin while she was asleep. I was 12 and she was 7 or 8 at the time. Looking back I don't think she was asleep the whole time but she never tried to stop me and I never heard anything about it. I was just a horny kid and our relationship never really changed. She was still affectionate toward me until I moved away around the time she went to college. Shes actually one of my favorite relatives and I realize now how fucked up what I did was and would never do anything like that again.

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>>38762209
>she's fucked up emotionally for life

People completely over blow the effect that sexual activity has on kids, especially from people they love. Shit, I was raped as a kid and it didn't fuck me up, you think she's going to be damaged from some heavy petting? Give me a fucking break. If this shit was half as bad as the west pretend then almost every society in history would have had generation after generation of mentally deranged and traumatized people from sexual contact as minors.

>>38762113
things that never happened for 600 Alex

>>38763171
>>38763183
>>38763223
I don't get it
Dsyjj

>>38762599

> IE
kys faggot

Never did anything too bad, the worst thing was just a year or two ago
>talking to neighbor girl a lot
>we go out drinking sometimes, texting and snapchatting and shit
>she often initiates contact
>she is clearly flirting with me (not a virgin at that point, I know the signs)
>always backs out of anything that could go anywhere though
>just being a tease
>one night we coincidentally meet at a bar, I'm with my group she with hers
>she starts holding my hand, no provocation from me
>my bro sees this and gives me thumbs up
>nothing really happens after that
>go home and text her to come outside to chat, since we're neigbours
>still drunk btw
>tell her to stop being a tease and holding my hand and flirting and shit if she isn't going to do anything
>vehemently denies ever holding my hand and acts like that would be disgusting
>bitch my friend literally saw you too stop being a dumb fuck
>get pissed and grab her arms and pin her
>get real close to her face
>in my mind I was thinking we'd suddenly start making out like a movie
>instead she just says something like "stop it you fucking psycho" with fear in her eyes probably thinking I was going to rape her or something
>i slap her lightly and go back inside and tell her to not contact me again

Never been violent with anyone before or since then, or even wanted to, it is perhaps the biggest source of shame in my life. I've been drunk around girls plenty since then but now there's always a nagging reminder that I must remain in control of myself

>really want to be a dad
>realize that even if I got a woman, she'd never love me like I'd love her so I've given up on the idea
>adoption is near impossible for a single male so considering a surrogate
>am so lonely and deprived of love and affection that I am worried I'd end up like OP
>except I'd be worse and groom her into my little wife
>just want to be a dad but my desires have rotted into something evil

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>>38762113
enjoy the fires of Hell

>>38778049
t. scrawny rich white girl

>>38766530
thanks for the read mate
>>38766640
splendid interview

>>38779555
so anon... ever watched cp?

>>38779009
just because you learned to repress your trauma doesn't mean it didn't fuck you up, you're on /r9k/ right now.

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there's a lot of roleplaying and just general bullshit especially on this board, so I'm really hoping this is fake too.

If not, I'm glad that AT LEAST you regret it, if you lived the rest of your life happily without regretting this then I'd be even more mad.

>>38780467
>muh repression

Went to a shrink to talk about it at the urging of an anon a few years back and she told me that I was "remarkably well adjusted". The shit only fucks you up if you let people talk you into hysterics over something that doesn't matter. All this "trauma" from consensual sex is a direct result of society forcing people to feel traumatized from it by pretending it's the worst thing ever.

>>38780308
No, the youngest I'd go IRL is probably 15. Have fapped to as young as 11 in 2D, but that doesn't really count because I don't know what 11 year old has titties and child birthing hips like that.

>>38772895
>they took my bubbles so I strangled them :((((
No wonder this board is so pathetic. Actual manchildren