How do I eat pusy /r9k/?

>>38762100
Nobody here knows normalfag

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>>38762100
Dont put you mouth on a place where a bunch of cocks have been.
Might as well go gay eating pussy.
Dont do it.

how the fuck should I know

here's a funny video though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ToGjYYJCoM
any filthy normalslime can confirm this?

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>>38762179
GAVIN MC FUCKING GUNNIES.
That man is fucking awesome though.
I wish he was my dad.

>>38762179

not a normie
but i can confirm that video has some truth in it
you can't learn that you need experience
women are different when it comes to this

>>38762100
It differs with the girl really. An ex bitch of mine liked it when I kinda tongue fucked her. The current bitch likes it when I gently lick the clit with like the middle of my tongue. It seems to me too much pressure isn't good and using just the tip of the tongue isn't good too.

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>>38762179
Yes this is how you do it.
>im a fucking leaf fucker.

What's the easiest way to score pussy? I don't care if she's fat I just wanna eat some pussy, mang.

Depends on the chick. General rule of thumb is to take it slow at first, target the clit, and after she starts really getting into it, stick your fingers in and press against her g spot. Lick harder on her clit while you do this.

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>>38762468
DO NOT GET A FAT FUCK TO EAT OUT UNLESS YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY MAN.

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>>38762510
I'm getting desperate man. How do I do it?

>>38762100
Go through the alphabet with your tongue while stimulating the clit. Works really well.

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>>38762541
>go on dating apps
>find ugly/fat ones just like you
>lie a lot
u need experience and looks tho, it's a game and it's not for everyone really
or you can just go and find a local escort that don't charge much, trust me they worth their money
pic related, very cheap in my country

>>38762636
Ok so with escorts on backpage, most ads say they want to service high end gentlemen or something like that. Does that mean they wouldn't service a 20 some year old virgin? Also I'm interested in some sort of massage service. Would they jack me off at the end?

>>38762698
never used backpage
i think most of those ads are fake
try another website only for your country
they are profesionals man, they will know what you need and most of them don't care if you are a virgin, of course all the ''massage'' things end up with u ejaculating
escorts are better than most girls out there because they do that for a living, just don't get attached to them

This is going to sound really stupid but this is how I did it: it was really late and she wanted the lights off which made me worried about the specific part of eating her out, but I wanted to get my Peepee damp. She had just gave me a 3/10 succ, so I asked if she was all cleaned up for me and fortunately or unfortunately she said yes. So I slide down the sheets, and make sure to only breathe in through my mouth so as not to smell this food God has blessed me with. I opened my mouth just enough so that I couldn't lick my top and bottom lips and began spelling out the words "anal whore" with my tongue over and over again hoping there would be some sort of mind-body connection making her want to do butt stuff. It never happened and she was kind of awkward the morning after. Probably because she had a boyfriend, or maybe because I didn't cum.

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>>38762100
>How do I eat pusy /r9k/?
There you go.

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>>38762506

Literally this, this man speaks the truth.

/thread

>>38762506
Where's the g spot if she were to be lying on her back in missionary position?

salty bags of sandy milk coins

Get a Yoplait yogurt
Tongue all of the yogurt until it's gone


That's how you eat pussy

>>38762179
this is true, the secret is literally just a lot of teasing

>>38762100
Take a good bite, rip and tear, gorge on her screams and bodily fluids she all looses at the same time, while you delve deeper in your madness.
You are on /r9k/ the chances you watched porn are higher than your stupidity. How hard can it be to search for this pussy eating tutorial from this mature with the teen.

>>38763561
>Take a good bite, rip and tear, gorge on her screams and bodily fluids she all looses at the same time, while you delve deeper in your madness.
gonna try this

>>38762100
First off don't do it to a prickly pussy like that you'll just hurt your face I wouldn't even fuck her desu I'd make her wax

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>>38762177
tfw that's exactly what I want, eat pussy while it's still dripping with cum from superior cocks.

My gf loves when I just eat the whole fucking pussy like the wild fucking savages we are. So try that maybe.

>>38762100
the clit is kinda like a little dick. spread her lips and place your mouth over the click. Start sucking slightly and make your tongue flat (like licking an ice cream cone, or licking a lollipop). Dont stop until you cant move your tongue anymore. If you get bored 'write' letters or words with your tongue and just keep applying suction. She will love it