/britfeel/

>>38761867
pakis out, britain first

laddos

>>38761884
I'm sure people love visiting the historical lift testing shaft

>>38761923

I think it's an absailing centre now

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lads got 2 scatchcards wish me luck via good digits

http://www.strawpoll.me/13587125

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Was she punching above her weight?

>>38761921
D'ya read about that double rape of a girl by pakis? She got raped by a paki at a train station then flagged down a car for help and was raped by the driver who was another paki

>>38761943
Good luck hairy lad

>>38761963
I know, such a lovely cultural contribution that they made.
Honestly that girl should be tanking them.

>>38761963
Pics? I'm edging right now.

>>38761943
poor tax

>>38761958
With the tripfags gone we will return to the optimum state of comfy

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>>38761958

Listen here son, the veterans of /britfeel/ have felt things you wouldn't believe, and we're still standing strong, and we're recruiting fresh blood too.

We'll stand until the very last day of /r9k/

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>go to pick up new bike today
>guys ask for me to check if the seat is set right for me
>in a rush so hope on and "test" it
>way too fucking high but fuck it I'm in a rush
>wobble a few feet like a bellend then say "Y-Yeah its fine. Been a while haha"
>their face when
Someone please end my pitiful existence.

>>38761993
You're an idiot

tax is compulsory

>>38762034
Theres an extreme lower limit isnt there? 15K PA is the cap

>>38761993
poor but only spend like 1 maybe 2 pound on them a fortnight

>>38762006
agreed, trips ruin fucking everything
nothing but narcissistic, attention seeking, lonely, pathetic people who are borderline histrionic

>"look at me! look at me! look at me!"
>t. tripfag

Shipanon here. I think it's time to finally tell you lads what happened when I went to the Rubix cube championships in Paris.

First of all, the championships were good, but they would have been better if Susan and I were still together because Rubix cube was such a big part of our lives.

The hotel was scary. I didn't sleep in the bed or sit on it. I tried to sleep in the bath but that was uncomfortable for more than 10 minutes. Then I took three chairs and tried to align them so I could sleep on them, but that didn't work either. The floor was also not an option. I mean I have no evidence the place was actually dirty, but it scared me. It could have been clean, but I wasn't risking it.

If I had a girlfriend with me, things would have been different, because if a girl told me the bed looked ok to sleep in, I would have done it. I like having someone to watch out for me, see that I'm taken care of, nurture me, assist me with everything, and confirm I'm making all the right decisions. And since I didn't have any of that, it made the Rubiks cube competition very stressful.

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Evening lads! What are you all up to tonight? Got a can of coke zero vanilla desu. Think I might stay up tonight too

>>38761867
Sounds kind of lewd desu

People come here for anonymous discussion and it should stay that way. Reminder to ignore tripfags

>>38762071
aaaand right on time it posts to start drama

>implying youtube playlists of 90s and early 00s hits isn't the most comfy thing to listen to

Guy at work noted he didn't see me at the pub for monthly free drinks with work colleagues

>>38761784 #
True

It might be the way you dress

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>>38762025
>>38761963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

I'll tell you, there are anon's in /britfeel/ who'll never surrender, they are anons in /britfeel/ who will die rather than pull down the thread, there are men in /britfeel/ who'll stand TO THE LAST ANON!

>>38762103

hello tilde you beautiful human being. i am reading some manga right now

>>38761968
>>38761993
won 40 quid lads might get a 2nd hand game and a 10 bit

>>38762136

Make your mind up which board you want to shitpost on, pakiboo

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We should always remember what Dr. Shipman ordered, or we will experience the horrors that occurred today yet again

>>38762150
Where do you live that dealers still sell a 10 bit of hash? Haven't heard of that since I was a teenager

>>38762150
Well done lad happy for you

>>38762150
>and a 10 bit
is this some drug thing?
don't be fucking degenerate anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
I remember watching this on tv as a kid and being amazed by girls kissing and I also remember the subsequent banning of this music video because of the kissing.
Just suddenly remembered this now

>>38762091

>An actual speedcuber saying 'Rubix' rather than Rubik's

Probably the least convincing bait I've ever seen in my 2.5 years on /britfeel/, but 9/10 for effort though

>>38762150
Nice. Spend it on something good

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>>38761961
I wonder if she ever suspected anything

I unironically wish Shipman was my GP because other than morphine-ing old people he was a pretty good doctor.

>>38762142
What is it manga lad? Could do with some recommendations really

>>38762165
corby were do you live were dealers still sell harsh

How did they start to suspect Shipman anyway? Was it just a disproportionate number of deaths under his care?

>>38762103
>Think I might stay up tonight too
Good lad, I'm doing an all nighter too.

>>38762091
What a waste of time all that typing was. Shipanon is one of the least autistic posters

>>38762189
Wasn't really trying to trick anyone lad. Just wanted to make the real Shipanon laugh.

>>38762193
>>38762170
any game suggestions got ps4

>>38762223

He forged someone's will a few hours before he morphined her.

Some believe it was such a foolish thing to do, he did it intentionally to get caught

>>38762162
How can one man be so wise

>>38762216
my hero academia. im on the fourth volume. im enjoying it so far

>>38762239
>implying shipanon can laugh
Hes incapable of humor, he just does cubing, doxxing and ship posting, hes like the stig of austism

>>38762132
Heard this in a shop today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRtFnxwmM3M

>>38762264
He's great, I'm going to write more Shipanon Fan Fic soon

>>38762239

You certainly suceeded. The autism about aligning 3 chairs was particularly good because I've tried to do that before.

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>self-motivated and positive outlook

holy christ how fucking ridiculous is this person spec
there's fucking 6 pages of this shit but this one point takes the fucking cake
they want you to be a paragon of humanity for a job that pays just over 15K
I have a fucking degree just give me the fucking job already!

>>38762238
>Shipanon is one of the least autistic posters

I dunno about that lad. I was tested for autism as a child and they found me to be not autistic, but anyone who spends 40+ hours a week on britfeel must be somewhere near the spectrum

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What you lads watching? Got some Lucha on the go here

>>38762275

I honestly look forward to it

>>38762293
This is what I don't get about job applications. Why should I need a positive outlook on life when I'm applying for a night guard security position where I'll be alone for 12 hour shifts?

>>38762293
Or the references they ask for.
Shit I was laid off from my last job because I'm an introvert.

All these unreasonable demands it's no wonder we are all becoming NEET's

>>38762310
>What you lads watching?
My life slowly and noticeably wasting away while I do nothing to improve it and wish it would just hurry up and end already.

what can my friend do?

>he goes to the shops, he walks there and walks bag
>has two big bags of food from his shop
>walking past what must be the food bank
>old lady "oh are you here to donate"
>"oh excuse me no im walking home from the shop-" "HEY THAT GREEDY GUY IS TAKING ALL THE FOOD"
>procedes to be mobbed by povos and non-whites wanting food, even theiving kids attack him
>gets pushed over, bags spill
>people steppin on his hands and walking over him to get food
>by the time he gets up and gets his bags literally everything is gone
>they literally steal food from his bags
>police come and say they cant do anything
>old lady stares at him with a smug face
>he lost 70 quid of food to greedy poor people

wtf

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Been watching a bit of Black Books lads.
Bill Bailey is a kino comedian

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>>38762368
>My life slowly and noticeably wasting away while I do nothing to improve it and wish it would just hurry up and end already.
Good luck hombre

Going to Budapest in October lads, hopefully it goes alright

Does anyone here have Peyronies disease? It's a bit difficult thinking about how I might literally end up a permavirgin within a year if this gets bad.

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>>38762369
>posting this in britfeel because no one believed you on /pol/

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>>38762293
>I have a fucking degree!
>he fell for the meme of the century

>>38762369
>Police come and say they can't do anything

Contact Independent Police Complaints Commission, tell them he's a victim of crime but the police refused to investigate.

>>38762404
he is but at show isnt at good

>>38762431
he did that too but the lady on the phone said stop being racist and rich those poor people deserve it more

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Lads I think my mind is deteriorating from the isolation.

>>38762369
this is some ok oc, not as good as that guy who made up those stories about being accused of being a pedo

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>>38762458
yeah alright then lad
sure

>>38762428
Trust me I could write entire monographs on the problems of the education system in this country. If I could go back knowing what I know now then you could fucking bet that I'd do things differently. But fucking hell this position is so fucking entry-level yet what they're asking for is insane.
This is the kind of job that is far better suited to an apprenticeship, or something similar. But no. Thanks to labour wanting half of everyone going to uni and wanting every job to require a degree we end up with absurd requirements for the most basic jobs purely as a way to differentiate between candidates somehow.

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my four treasures of /Britfeel/

>ebin
>tilde
>foxlad
>sohpielad

Anyone thought about spraypainting a pee pee poo poo pepe in a place were the normies can see it in their town/city/village.

>>38762293
>they want you to be a paragon of humanity for a job that pays just over 15K
this is how it is with government jobs, every tiny thing is done by the book

>>38762507
good way to get arrested and ostracised by everyone you know

>>38762469
it is been alone fucks you up they say it's more unheathy then smoking

https://youtu.be/2mFPfX01CCM [Open]

Why have you lads never covered this guy?
He's basically what britfeel is.

28 years old
Lives with his mum
Talks about Japan, anime
Going to Japan
How Autism gives him the ability to have sex with Japanaese girls while in Japan.
Masturbating.
And finally working in a Spar petrol station.

>>38762533
no, they say it's more unhealthy THAN smoking

ShipAnon here. Got an email from my ex, Susan. I'll quote it below.

>I'm not reading any more lies and deceit from you, Shippy. I'll always mark you as a dreamer and a man who made excuses for himself in life. And one day, when you're in prison, and the man is locking the door of your cell, you'll probably still be dreaming and making up excuses!

>You know Shippy, I really wanted to like you, but I suppose that was just being stupid on my part. Just go away, don't email me back, you've hit rock bottom to me, you're nothing but low-life scum to me now.

>YOU ARE A DREAMER SHIPANON! A DREAMER!

I think she was being a bit harsh.

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>>38762484
its true. u ppoo machien

Haha, just having some cheerios at 10pm how much of a madman am i?

>>38762550
I heard it it's more unhealthy thin smoking.

>>38762495
how hope buddhism is real just so these
>ebin
>tilde
>foxlad
>sohpielad
fags come back has the cockroaches they are now

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What is the procedure to go through to meet Xi?

I mean meeting Farage is something that could probably be pulled off, or even Theresa May, but Xi would really be a long shot

>>38762550
Just got up lad

>>38762533
I might as well go back to drinking and smoking then. At least then I get the unholy trio to kill me faster.

Found a book given to me from a French ex, back when I was back finishing uni.

The feels lads.

Gonna go Tesco for a walk.

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>>38762542

We literally found his house and put him on the britfeel zeemaps

>>38762586
create an international incident with china and then say you are genuinely apologetic and wish to apologise to Xi himself

Can we have a list of britfeel approved youtube shit

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>>38762561

What is this is a woman called susan just writing her own literotica fantasies

>>38762608
She wrote a goodbye note in the front of it.

>>38762310
Twin Peaks. WHat's Lucha? Looks a bit shit desu

>>38762628
There is none. YT is catered to normalfags

>>38762561
Give me Susan's number chief.

>>38762644
I'm filtering you.

just came and I'm feelin fiiiiiiiiine lads, everythings gonna be gud

>>38762608
what was the book was it pretentious and gay

tilde, are you here? if so i want to ask if you're still feeling suicide and if you need someone to talk to

>>38762663
Alright sound mate. Have fun on your faggot site.

>>38762628
fawk yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4tVeEHUAA

>>38762673
He took paracetamol you cant od on at he was just being a attention whore

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>>38762642
Lucha Underground. It's basically anime-tier wrestling at this point.

>>38762705
he probably lied about the whole thing anyway, who can trust what he says

>>38762507
My mate litterally shit in the middle of a train station bench whilst another smeared it up the walls using to tourist leaflets nearby

>>38762725
Lucha Underground is fucking terrible, watch ICW like a real man and fuck off

tilde and ebin please come back to /brit/ we miss you

>>38762739
True dunno why anons give him so many (you)'s.
>>38762744
Wish i had a friend like this.

>>38762684
get this obnoxious yank shite away from me

>>38762762
/brit/ is shit. they dont belong there. you are a bunch of normie plebs and you banter is shit

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>>38762751
>ICW
Yeah real man stuff here

>>38762744
That is brilliant. He's a hero. What a pair of heroes.

NORMIES BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oNWpKBP6bU&feature=youtu.be

Get a load of this old kike

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This is a good thread so far. I'm proud of you, lads.

>>38762824
ICW is shit and so is LU. You should only watch New Japan.

>>38762790
Better than fucking dragon people and spics in masks

I think I just found our new idol lads.

https://youtu.be/ty-TmsOvHmA

LADS what is a decent job for a Spanish immigrant newly arrived?? My spoken english is decent.

>>38762799
Comments disabled like pottery.

>>38762836
you should only watch WWE. new japan is shite because you cant understand thw wrestlers.

>>38762836
NEW JAPAN IS SHIT TIER. WATCH FUCKING PROGRESS YOU NIGGER

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>just ate 7kg of Greek yoghurt

>>38762561
Time for the morphine

>>38762860

Gigalo or fruit picker

>>38762860
Whats you skills and exp etc.

>>38762856
Is he aware that he's being a racist?

When is this man playing live?

>>38762860
rent boy

kek, not original.

>>38762875
told me mum and she said u will turn in2 a greek

>>38762875
Better not light any fires any time soon

>>38762887
Hospitality mainly, like any other spaniard, pretty tired of that desu

>>38762799
Ewww remain fags in a nutshell some pretentious rich fag thinks his opinion matters.

>>38762914
does that mean I get to build up massive denbts and never have to pay them?

>>38762860
professor of spanish history

>>38762860
Why did you come here? You clearly don't have a job lined up or else you wouldn't be asking the question. You just decided to come to our country and...what exactly?

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>tfw no gf
how do normies manage it lads

>>38762937
no it means you will be invaded by germans who destroy all your infrastructure then refusal to pay the war reparations

>try to upload gif
>oh no it's too big!
why is the file limit here so small?

>>38762925
mmm i dont know also why did you move here no jobs in the eu

>>38762937
Doesn't sound so bad. Just make sure you enjoy that period.

>>38762946
>cucking Tilde

Cunt

>>38762866
Likes/dislikes disabled like clockwork
>>38762936
And the worst part is the whole propaganda exercise was paid for by us

That's it, I'm cancelling my TV license

>>38762968
How am I cucking tilde lad

>>38762968
tilde is a trap, if ebin did date him, he would make wear a cock cage and call ebin daddy

>>38762951
Fucking Germans. When will they leave me alone?

>>38762965
Does it keep getting extended if I keep eating the yoghurt? What if Greek yoghurt is rendered from Greek people in a desperate attempt to pay off the denbts?

>>38762945
I am already working and banged a few british gals, I am learning some english on the way and getting to know this beautiful city, wby?

>>38762946
>still wanting a gf
Why

>>38762988
Tilde is not a trap.
He's a bloke in a dress. Like my dad on weekends.

They still make good songs, but not groundbreaking stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmrfgj0MZI

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>>38762846
>>38762836
l respectfulIy disagree

>>38762976
I hate the bbc also i dont pay my tv tax just say i have no tv when they knock.

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what's the best conversation you've had in a public toilet?

>friends are talking on skype about how the minimum wage needs to be raised
I don't wanna sperg out about how this will only create more unemployment but it hurts to watch these fucks talk about something they don't understand. What do?

so can any of you lads pin point the moment in your lives where everything took a turn for the shit?

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>>38762999
The trips require an answer
Because girls are hella' qt anon and I require the love and affection of one to make me feel wanted
and because I've also not sunk into such a stupor that I've gone prison gay, who knows maybe in a few years I will have

>>38763031
I honestly don't know why I haven't gone about cancelling it till now. I live in a flat anyway so it's not like they can come to my door really.

>>38763041
When I decided to attend uni.

>>38763041
There were several moments where I could have turned things around. But I'm going to be edgy and say 'birth'.

>>38763032
not a conversation but one time a bloke smiled at me and he has all gold teeth

/britfeel/ is cancer and belongs on /int/.

>>38763032
A man literally talking about how big his son's cock was.

>>38763007
not bad song i prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k

>>38763032
was this one time, this lad farted and everyone laughed, followed by ''good one mate''

>>38762793
It was one of those small scale steam railways that goes around a lake for tourists so a lot of people saw the next day but they got us on cctv and they made my mate watch it in the police station with his fucking mum and dad

>>38763050
But are girls not such shitty horrible people to you that the effort and personal risk required in getting and having one just overrides any of the reward of it?

I'm not an incarceration homo yet either, I just don't want a gf.

>>38763041

Around aged 23 I just gave up, but things have improved a lot since then

>>38763041
with hindsight, everything i've done since leaving school was a mistake

>>38763032
>conversation
in a shitter with another guy in a shitter about public bathrooms at you have to pay for or a fag telling me i have a nice big dick at a pub toilet

>>38763098

Some girls are like that, but some are worth it

>>38763041
yeah when i was about 12. 12 years later and things are on the up :)

>>38763041
The moment my parents had sex while I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by U2 was playing on the radio back in 1987.

Be honest lads, how many of us have had sex

>>38763052
you dont cancel it just stop paying ats what i did

>>38763032

In Milton Keynes theatre I went to walk into a cubicle, which was unlocked, and was greeted by a man sat on a toilet surrounded by a bombsite of shit

I just said "sorry m8" and left

>>38763165
haha youve never met here haha, it was tihs girl on hoilday....haha

>>38763165

I've had sex, although the last time was in 2016

>>38763165
Yes but the last time was about 5 years ago.

>>38763169
Mine's on direct debit though

love trains. love planes
love train stations. love airports

not autistic
simple as

>>38763165
No but I've had a handjob. Most underwhelming sexual experience of my life.
>tfw handjob fetish now

>>38763212
Same wanna live in a flat with balcony overlooking a train station or railway but fuck living near a airport.

>>38763151
I have never met a girl that I did not want to slap in the face.
>>38763165
not me, 20

>>38763203
tell the bank to stop it

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>>38763212
I know that feel bro

List train stations you have been to (only counts if you get off)

>Leamington Spa
>Birmingham New Street
>Birmingham International
>Liverpool Lime Street
>Holyhead
>Banbury
>Bicester North
>Oxford
>Bournemouth
>Reading
>London Marylebone
>London Bridge
>Guildford
>Three Bridges (Crawley)
>Aylesbury

Can't believe it's that many since I drive

>>38763239
A train station maybe
I live near a major rail line/junction and its horrible

>>38763212
>go to London
>think the underground is the coolest shit I've ever seen
Was it autism?

>>38763259
>Three Bridges (Crawley)
I'm so sorry you had to experience that shithole, anon

>>38762027
>needing another person to assemble your bike
hope you didn't pay money for something anyone with half a brain can do lad

>>38763293
Yes but can you see the choo's choo's

Who /GotThereShitTogeter/
>be a complete fuck up
>shit gets so bad you think suicide is the only option
>decide to see a quack and just disapear from everything for a while (here included).
>Figure out what you want in life
>chase it.
The only thing left is get a new job, the current one is an utter shite yin, and is technically one of the causes of my major fuck.

>>38763212
Going to Sweden tomorrow lad. Gonna be flying on a boeing 737. Never been on one before. Not a planefag, but kinda excited.

>>38763322
Probably got it from halfords. They assemble that shit for ya, for free.

>>38763312

It probably was the worst station of the lot, although Leamington and Banbury are fairly dingy too

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Still at war with /qa/ it's going well.

>>38763295
Yeah it's great. So many different types of trains and stations

london just has really great transport in general

>>38763365
ah fair enough then, wonder why he didn't just say "I'm in a rush I'll check and adjust it later" also wonder why he chose to pick it up when he was in such a rush he didn't have the x>5 minutes it takes to adjust a seat

>>38763383

I love the underground, it accelerates much faster than normal trains so almost feels like a mini roller coaster

>>38763259
London Bridge is getting completely redone its mental
Marylebone is cute

>>38763326
Have fun in Sweden lad.

I love plane rides.
All time favorite is flying from Manchester to Turkey at night. It's proper comfy.

>comfy autism talk about tv licences and bikes and train stations

It's good to be back

>>38763397
Have you been on the victoria line? its known for having the fastest acceleration

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/britpol/ hacked a giant public ad tv in Cardiff

>>38763326
Warning you mate, it's bloody expensive over there and their chocolate is naff

Anyone still their /OneThatGotAway/ ?

>>38763403

Marylebone is filthy in the toilets, I'd say 3/5 times there will be piss and shit up the walls and everywhere, and you have to pay for the privilege

>>38763387
Probably in a rush to get away from human interaction maybe?

No defence for him not being able to say 'in a rush I'll adjust it myself.'

Lad probably doesn't even have an allen key set.

>tfw bmxfag so can't really mock anyone about bikes, but least I can build them.

>tfw grew up poor as fuck
>been on a plane about 4 times and trains a handful of times

went on a mainline train today and I was so hyped

>>38763370
Yeah not just the station but the town too. Why would you ever want to go to Crawley? Unless you have no choice like me

>>38763429
>The lad wasn't full of shit.

Bloody hell

If someone was to make an instagram or facebook for the purpose of trolling

Whats the chances the account can get tracked?

>>38763424
That was the first one I got on from St Pancras. I was so scared I'd balls it up, but it was pretty retard proof.

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I am drunk and angry about tfw no gf

what do lads, already masturbated with an absolutely absurd amount of lube and now my desk chair is all slippery

fyi not circumised, I just wanted to replicate the feeling of an inviting roastie

>>38763407
>turkey
Fuck that lad, not a fan.

>>38763435
It's not that expensive lad. Been several times. Just fags, beer and entertainment that's costly. Food etc isn't that bad.

>>38763429
KEK this real also why dont we do anything llike this would love to do some fight club stuff like this with you guys.

>>38763439
Can you explain?

Because I think it applies to me

>>38763439

Anyone still miss their /OneThatGotAway/ ?

>>38763445
>bmxfag
please tell me you're not older than 20

>>38763472

>>38763473
This.

Do tell anon.

>>38763450
>tfw grew up ,iddle class as fuck
>been on a plane about 4 times and trains a handful of times

>>38763424

I did a couple of weeks ago. The lines between Baker street and Aldgate were suspended, so I had to go from BAKER Street to Oxford Circus and Oxford Circus to KC/St Pancras. It certainly feels harsh, but its still fun.

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>>38763466
look in the mirror and take a hard long look at yourself

>>38763459
If the police are contacted, easily probably. Just trace the IP and then ask the ISP.

>>38763473
never had a one that got away, only had ones that stopped being interesting so I sabotaged and was abusive until they broke up with me

>>38763387
Because like >>38763445 said, I just wanted out of the situation. I just want my bike so I can go riding in peace.

>>38763445
If I was good at making up snap excuses I wouldn't be on /r9k/.

>Lad probably doesn't even have an allen key set
I do. But why fuck arse around building my bike if these guys will do it for free?

>>38763473
Christ yes... Every day.

It's a lot easier than it used to be, but it still hurts sometimes. If I ever have a dream about them, that's guaranteed to make me just want to lay in bed all day and not move or eat

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>>38763496
dont make me realise how pitiful my existence is please

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>>38763259
>Glasgow Central
>Glasgow Queen Street
>Edinburgh Waverley
>Carlisle (only place in England I've been to, no joke)
>Most stations within Glasgow
>Inverness
>Perth
>Ayr
>Paisley (Gilmour + Canal)
>Helensburgh
>Balloch
>Brunstane
>Alness (Fun fact: its station code is ASS
That's most of them I think

>>38763456

They had a Rubik's competition there about 6/7 weeks ago. I found a lottery ticket on the floor near the station but it didn't end up winning.

>>38763509
Yeah but police don't actually give a fuck do they?

Don't judge me I'm really bored

>>38763371
you are an asset to /britfeel/, comrade

>>38763466
>I am drunk and angry about tfw no gf
It's better to be alone lad

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>>38763485
I'm older than 20, but live in the city.
MTBfags are disgusting.

>>38763540
Not him, but it would be nice to know that first hand so you can feel it, rather than just be told

>>38763509
>trace the IP
>then ask the ISP
jesus fuck, I hope you misphrased

>make information request to instagram
>they comply
>make personal data request with ISP
>they comply
>go arrest the troll

they don't do this shit for run of the mill trolling though, only for racism and threats and shit

what kind of shit did you post, give examples of what you consider "trolling" because it could fall under abuse, stalking or harassment

>>38763538
A lad at work was just up in court for some new law about internet abuse or some shit because he made a comment on his twitter during an England Scotland game.

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>>38763529
You got the door pic like to do knock knock jokes with these pics delete the pepe one.
>>38763525
Sorry lad for being a debbie downer what you fap to.

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>>38763529
>tfw moved to Ayr recently
>tfw living there really is more depressing than the train station looks

>>38763473
I didn't for ages. Then about 3 years ago I dreamt about them and I haven't been able to get them out of my head since. Keep seeing them around my town too, wish I lived somewhere else.

>>38763551
bmx advantages
>lighter (not an issue if you're in shape)
>cheaper (only an issue if you can't save money)
>can do tricks (not an issue if you're over 20)
MTB advantages
>can do trails
>better braking system
>faster
>can ride on more terrain
>can ride up hills easier
>doesn't make you look like an edgy teenager

>>38763602
Why do dreams affect us so much. They destroy me sometimes. One of them even gave me an unusual fetish that I literally never even thought about until I was 26

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>11pm
>drunk
>been a disgusting slob all day
Not my finest day lads

It feels like 2am, can't believe it's only 11

>>38763627
>>been a disgusting slob all day
give details

>>38763568
I haven't done anything I was just thinking of winding my old high school bully up for a laugh, it's stupid but I was really bored

>>38763573
Crazy..

If evens, I'll deposit a tenner and try to get onto the ITV roulette winners board

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>>38763529
I'd also like to visit Altnabreac sometime, although I'd probably be incredibly bored and scared

evens i pull an all nighter and binge watch anime
odds i go to bed

I took one of those eating challenge videos, cut out all the talking and just left the noises of the fucker breathing and chewing and crunching and grunting and smacking his lips
It's fucking disgusting but I can't stop watching it

>>38763648
I broke my nofap plus ordered/ate loads of fried chicken. I also havent showered for a couple of days and my room smells.

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>>38763539
Just lost a anon he posted this
he shall be remembered

>>38763625
They are the way your unconscious communicates with your conscious.

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>>38763680
What now nigga?

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>>38762673
It does not feel as intense right now, though I have a bad feeling that will change during the night. Thank you though lad, you are very kind. If you ever need to talk you are more than welcome to speak to me!

>>38763259
The only notable one is Birmingham New Street. The rest are quite irrelevant

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>>38763613
>can do trails
Lad, Dirt is my favourite terrain.

>tfw can do trails and do tricks off the lips and look cool as fuck.

>>38763664
is at the late night gambling show

who /gay/ here?
who /northamptonshire/ here?

>>38763709
Yes (truGay)
No

Greater Manchester

>>38763662
if you want to do it simple way to have a pretty much 0% risk of being caught
>buy vpn for a fiver a month
>enjoy unfiltered internet
>connect to a server outside of the UK (france works well)
>also no risk when torrenting
>before posting anything translate it using google translate english>spanish>french>english and remove all punctuation
>never post stuff only you and them are aware of
>use a username generator

>>38763701
Honestly I need to know, did you do it a lot or just that one time

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>>38763709
>>38763723
Bufties out.

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>>38763708

That's the one lad, starts at 12:05, but not sure when the actual games start, should be soon after

>>38763709
has anyone ever seen and old gay couple

you see old straight couples all the time but never benders

>>38763731
Didn't accept your invite?

just email instead. Might be easier for them without the pressure of instant communication

>>38763523
This desu. It's been 4 years, why do I still dream about her?

>>38763731
Did what a lot, lad?

>>38763702
ah yes, making a claim with absolutely nothing to back it up
>look cool as fuck
thanks for that because not only are you probably only viewing it from a first person POV but you're also probably totally unbiased right
>inb4 b-but people have told me a look cool
don't make claims that cannot be proven

>>38763723
What is truGay? fully homo?
are u hot? cute slim twink here cliche

>>38763748
How do you know those two old boys drinking in the pub arent faggots?

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>>38763259
>London Vic
>London Bridge
>countless tube stations
>East Croydon
>Purley (?)
>Coulsdon South
>Whyteleafe
>Reading
>Dorking Deepdene
>Reigate
>Redhill
>Earlswood
>Horley
>Three Bridges
>Crawley
>Horsham
>Brighton
>Chippenham
>Bath Spa
>St Austell
>a few European ones too
I like trains

anyone want to do some OSRS quests with me?
if you're a povvo noob I can buy you some decent gear

>>38763747
Did she pronounce your name right?

>>38763776
You're right, I probably don't look cool.
should have said makes me feel good doing a tailwhip over a gap.

>>38763771
suck my stinky dick Tilde

>>38763780
If I was hot I wouldn't be alone, silly

I'm just some generic, beta NEET

>>38763709
bi but in northamptonshire

>>38763795

She didn't actually say it on that occasion, we've got tonight though

>>38763781
because old bum boys have to wear nappies to stop the shite slipping out of their loose arse holes and they werent wearing them

>>38763788
>Dorking Deepdene
top name that

>>38763810
>male
>bisexual
lolno

>>38763748
a lot of old people die anon
and what with rampant sex diseases before treatment was widely available its no surprise the ranks are thin
there will gradually be more although i recognise that you're trying to make it out as fickle and fleeting by pointing this out

>>38763793
whats OSRS

>>38763821
Does Ian McKellen wear a nappy?

>>38762188

Been looking for this song for years such a blast from the past

>>38763810
where in northamptonshire?
im near kettering

>>38763802
right so you're only defense of bmxs is you feel good when riding it, you can't think of one objectively good reason they're better than MTBs

I mean you're going to defend your BMX no matter what because you don't want to feel like you wasted time, I don't own any kind of bike so I can be objective

>>38763854
Course not. He's a fairy, but he's clearly the giver.

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>>38763854
Don't know why but this post fucking slaughtered me.

>>38763788
t. Southern commuter

their trains are so shit

You're thinking about her right now lads.

What's her name?

Fuck, I miss her.

>>38763854
he fires lightning bolts into rentboys tight peckers but he doesnt take it up the arse

>>38763826
Corr deep in Dean
>>38763886
I fucking hate Southern so much, but at least they had toilets unlike Great Western or whatever the fuck they're called. so glad i have a car now

>>38763904
>What's her name?
Lance

Disgusting fucking cunt has brought head lice into my home
I fucking hate working class people

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>>38763839
Whats wrong with at best of both worlds besides i bet your somefat hairy guy
i only like qt's
but will be friendo's

>>38763904
>What's her name?

James

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>>38763904
maria she was so pure

Why do so many yuri mangas have love triangles? This isn't cute it's depressing.

>>38763259
>Derby
>Birmingham New Street
>Birmingham International
>Telford
>London St Pancras
>London Victoria
>Littlehampton
>Barnham
>Three Bridges
Those last three weren't very good.

>>38763946
dont remind me lad, fucking hate that pointless forced drama
one always overreacts to some misunderstanding and runs away crying

>In The Tale of Genji, written in the early 11th century, men are frequently moved by the beauty of youths.[citation needed] In one scene the hero is rejected by a lady and instead sleeps with her young brother: "Genji pulled the boy down beside him ... Genji, for his part, or so one is informed, found the boy more attractive than his chilly sister."

>>38763970
>St Pancras
Isn't that just a Eurostar station

>>38763974
Sissy Japanese Boys

Just like my doujins

>>38763904
Camelia.

I gave her my heart and she broke it.

>>38763926
>doesnt respond to the oregano poster
>mfw same image

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I don't know if I can go on lads

Every day I spend hours lying in bed thinking about how much I hate my life, hate the fact I'll never have a gf, never lose my virginity, never move out of my parent's house, never do anything with my worthless existence

My life is pain and embarrassment. I hurt my ass and it hurts all the time, I have always had swamp butt and leave sweat stains wherever I go. I've hurt my arms lifting weights, and my body looks terrible despite losing 8 stone, all loose skin at the stomach and arms so I realized lately, I don't even look nice.

So socially awkward I can barely talk to my parents let alone others. When I'm around strangers I can't even muster a sentence, and everyone comments on how dumb I sound. This is why I will never have a gf, start a family like I always wanted, and will always be alone. You can't be a man and have any relations when you're ugly and have zero charisma.

I got a shitty 2-2 from Bath Spa, a shitty university, I made no friends there, spent the entire time living with my parents, and now I'm almost 25, have almost no friends, and I think I just want to end it. Been thinking I might at some point jump off a bridge or jump off one of those big malls I go to sometimes with my parents. From enough height I'll snap my neck on the fall I just don't give a fuck anymore. I'm tired of this constant depression and feeling worthless, because I am, and as the years roll by of my worthless existence the shame and anxiety is getting to be too much.

>>38763810
>bi
you mean desperate?

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Comeback August edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>38764000
>malls

REEE

Seriously though lad. Some of us have been through the same thing (some of us still are...)

You're not alone thinking like this.

>>38763259
>Corby
>Kettering
>Leicester
>St pancres london


>Birmingham International

>>38763989
It's there, but I used it to get from the Midlands to the south

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>>38764000
EVERYDAY IM SUFFERIN

PARTY ROCKERS LETS GO

>>38763259
you're not doxxing me doxlad :^)

>>38764000
Have you considered starting a fresh life abroad teaching English in China, Taiwan, Japan or Thailand?

New home provided by most company's, new job, new friends, and all the hot Asian women that will flock to you because you're white.

>>38764000
oh man you do a lot of fucking complaining

unless you've actually tried to fix your problems you have no fucking right to complain, so are you just a fucking whiner or have you actually tried to fix your problems? if so what problems and how?

>>38763747
haha kek why sounds like a scam for old and drunk people reminds me of babestation.

>>38763748
It was before I started, but there was a gay couple at the dementia home where I work. One was fine, but the other had Alzheimers and declined steadily over the year or so he was there before he died. Apparently the healthy fellow would help his partner get dressed, eat, wash, even go to the loo. They spent every day together and slept in the same bed every night.
Say what you want about fickle fags, but that's true love right there if you ask me.

>>38764038
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENS

>>38764061
Just fuck off you prick

No, I'm not the guy you responded to before you throw that shit out

>>38763974
Prison gay dating from the 11th century kek

who here is on /holiday/ posting from my comfy 4 star hotel in turkey

>>38764054
No, and I am too ugly and awkward to do it. I am a mong and no one's going to "flock to me" in any situation. It'd just end up me being alone in a room somewhere abroad feeling even worse as I have shit internet and no parents.

>>38764061
I tried, I got a degree, I lost 8 stone, I tried to reconnect with friends on Facebook. I tried looking for jobs and failed. I tried many things and they all end in either failure or embarrassment. Asked a girl out for the first time and not only did she turn me down she tore me to pieces as if I was not even a person, said she "regretted" she ever spoke to me in a snide way.

>>38763998
meh doesnt ill find someone to dump my goo in

>>38764033
>Corby

Know anyone called Sasha, lad?

>>38763945
Fuck mine was called Maria too

>>38764103
twat
t. >>38763864

>>38764000
Bath is beautiful though

>>38763904
Doris. Such a homely girl

>>38764086
it goes back to ancient pompeii at least

>>38764078
how am I a prick? (non rhetorical I want an answer) why should I feel bad for some guy if he doesn't even care enough to try to fix his problems
>>38764100
alright, so you thought getting a degree and losing weight would solve your problems (congrats on the weight loss btw) but your major issues seem to be caused by struggling with anxiety, depression and social issues (all of which are fixable or treatable to the point of not being noticeable) so have you tried, idk talking to a doctor?

>>38764127
oh i missed at (you)

>>38764143
Yeah and I spent my whole degree living with my parents not in Bath. I'm a retard, and my parents took all my student loan money, and still have me on an overdraft to help them pay their debt. I'm going to take out another extra overdraft soon, and I have no choice as they will kick me out if I don't.

>>38764164
No, I was thinking I might see the doctor. At this point it seems serious enough I could. I don't know when is the correct time to do it because I don't want further embarrassment when the doctor says "oh that's normal you wasted my time you fat faggot"

>>38764170
>still doesn't answer

there is a reason you aren't getting any, anon
ya idiot

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Ran out of cider and cracking open the vodka lads

>>38764106
yes a few why
>>38764110
was she pure

lads what did robots do before the internet existed
how did they cope

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'sup faggots.
Just got back from Prague where I got well & trulied in this awesome bar.
Prague is a beautiful city that wasn't flattened in WWII (looking at you Cov), so the buildings are from the 16th century.
Would recommend.

>>38761867
Is it okay to fuck a girl that has a boyfriend?

This girl always touched me and always wanted to talk with me when she saw me.

She often sends me phots of her and always says good night when she goes to bed.

Now i will meet her and i don't know what i should do i don't even know what will happen.
The only thing that i can think about is that she has a boyfriend.

>>38764186
see a doctor man
>worst that happens
a guy fucking laughs at you
>best that happens
your problems are eventually fixed and you become happy

seems worth the risk to me lad

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>>38764209
More Prague pic

>>38764226
Yeah the awkward part is telling my parents. They'll inevitably embarrass me and say WHY ARE YOU DEPRESSED YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE MY PROBLEMS ARE SO MUCH WORSE BLABLABLA.

But I can't fucking go on like this or I will actually kill myself. I can't remember the last time I went a day without having to take an hour to basically cry about how much I fucking hate myself and what has happened to my life.

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>>38764250
It's not this grimy irl