What does basic bitches write on their tinder profiles in your

Romania: most don't have a bio.

Romania
Same as OP or >>38756966

>>38756966
>>38756990
see that alot here too but if they have one it mostly involes what i wrote in original post.

worst thing is they are probably bathing in matches even if they don't have a bio

>>38756933
USA: dogs, travel, adventures, not looking for a hookup, harry potter

>>38757017
damn i forgot about dogs. yea yea in sweden too lol

"if you don't like dogs don't swipe right"

>>38757017
When I was in America literally every girl had in their bio "i only right swiped you for your dog" or some shit like that

are all american girls into zoophilia?
*le thinking man emote*

>>38756933
Idk I never read bios.
Seriously who does read them?
I don't even have one

>>38756933
>for some reason lots of them write in English
They want that tourist cock

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>>38757892
>They want that tourist cock
You mean that refugee cock

I want to try Tinder, but man, I have really bad qualifications for such things.

>21
>no car
>no cell phone

I am about to start uni, but I doubt that would even be enough

>>38757957
>no cell phone
tinder has no browser site, so

>>38757906
Nah, they don't need an app for that. Local men can be easily fucked by just going to a bar. But horny tourists in a hotel with a lot of money to blow will check tinder to get some native bitch as a personal guide and cocksleeve.

>>38757991
Android emulators my technologically illiterate nigga.

>>38756933
Southern California:

Full of bitches asking for venmo cash. Selling nudes and shit on their snapchats. Some edgy bitches who add something about how they're different and don't take shit. Talking about how much of a slut they are. Talking about how much they like harry potter. How they're looking for a relationship, how they're not. People looking for friends.Their favorite disney movie. Pictures of them at disney land like it's something cool. It's a fucking mess, makes me hate women.

>>38758128
Not saying you shouldn't hate women, but doing so because of Tinder basic thots is like hating men because of trailer park rednecks

>>38756933
a bunch of random emojis

>>38758231
More like because those roasties don't swipe for me :'( but in all seriousness I'm just gonna delete the app and get a gf the old fashioned way. Or just die alone

german girls love travelling apparently

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Is gary a basic ?

>>38758316
You won't find love in Tinder. It is for what it is, for 4-7/10 bitches who want to feel desired and rammed by Thundercock but be "hip" while doing so

>>38758028
>Nah, they don't need an app for that.
By this logic roasties don't need tinder at all, since they can literally step outside their door and pick up some guy.

But with tinder, they can select the refugee with the biggest BBC

> horny tourists in a hotel with a lot of money to blow
Cmon they're not hookers; and how many tourists does sweden even get?

>>38758397
I'm not even looking for that exactly but I've literally had absolutely no luck. I think I'm just horribly ugly or something.

>>38758525
Unless you are an 8 or higher you won't ever get a match. Tinder women know that every men swipes right, so why settle for normal guys when you can get Max Testosterone to pump and dump you?

>>38758579
I hope those bitches feel the same when chad ignores them. They ain't that hot.

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>>38758579
>Unless you are an 8 or higher you won't ever get a match.
I'd say 6 is the cut-off point, but you'll have to swipe on everyone and may only get a couple of matches a month.

>>38758579
>>38758601
Well I got 3 matches in 2 months with an Elliot picture, so it checks out

>>38758601
Ok so I guess I'm not horribly ugly then since I can match with some girls. I think I just have severe autism since they all leave after my first sentence.

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>>38758641
What do you say? It has to be more interesting that "hey" or "hi".

literally every other girls here in the netherlands has a pic of inthouchables saying its her favorite film

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>>38756933
New York

Adventurous
Love the Night Life
New to the city so I need a guide
Show me where the best Places are
The city is so different and full of fuckbois
I don't know why I'm on this site
"Insert shit bio she ripped from Buzzfeed" I found numerous amounts of copy pasted bios
Give me a drink and I become a totally different person
>Instagram account with 30k followers
California is more fun

>>38758601
I mean a genuine "I want to fuck you" match, not a "let's see how this poor guy tries and have a laugh about it with my friend who is looking over the shoulder"

>>38758673
I KNOW BUT WHAT.

I'm in Tanzania now.

Most of the profiles here were clearly created by prostitutes. The rest are white girls on vacation, all of whom have pictures with starving black children and bios describing their magical African adventure.

In India, where dating is a relatively new concept, girls tend to swing one of two ways - either they fail to understand that Tinder is a dating and hook-up act, or they openly flaunt their sexuality and inability to commit like it's some sort of rare and special trait. Bonus point if they use 'foodie' or 'sapiosexual' in their description.

I was in Mexico last week, and the girls there seemed surprisingly well-grounded. There was a good mix of ditzy, intellectual, slutty, conservative, and plain. I met a lot of cool girls off Tinder in CDMX.

I'm from the States. Don't think I have to elaborate about that. Fat fucking whales with bloated self-esteem from getting hit on by Jamal, as well as dainty princesses who have probably had a different colored dick in each orifice at least ten times.

I'm liberal and have no problem with female sexuality, but if you're going to talk about all the guys who railed you on a first date... Jesus.

>>38758734
I mean I think you can for the most part, just depends on your standards.

>>38757017
It's funny because this is so true.

>>38759240
Or pics of them at Disney

>>38756933
all of the above.

on the other hand I have seen some eat dirty stuff that took me by surprise, shame it's almost always a fat ugly chick

I just now got a smartphone, and of course i installed tinder

While swiping, i come across a really hot girl, but the only thing she had on her profile was "take me on a boat ride", so i'm expecting she's really demanding, something i don't want.
But i accidentally swiped right, and an hour later, she sends me a message, just "helllo ;*"

So far my only match, but i still don't want a demanding broad. the fuck do i say to her?

>>38756933
They love "adventures." They all want to go "adventure." What is an "adventure?" They don't know, they just like "adventures."

>>38759787
>they all want to go "adventure.
realistically it translates to
>get picked up
>brought shopping/dining/seaside
>get banged hard

or other vanilla shit

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>>38756933
How bad would the outcome be i start tinder now?
>asian
>184cm tall
>bipolar/depression
>no fb or social life
>khv with a dead end job
>babyface

I live in socal

>>38760055
>Asian
You already lost. Dating sites and apps are for white guys only. You might have to use Asian only sites.

>>38760055
You'll probably fare better than me.
I'm you but 160cm and zero matches for 3 months so not sure why I keep trying

>>38760129
>160cm
Are you a girl? If not, godspeed fellow asian anon. We definitely have it the hardest

>>38760206
Yeah. being a short guy sucks but I still have hope God will take pity on me and a girl will prefer a short guy.

Newfoundlander here

>Few pictures of her at Gros Morne or with her dog
>Just on here for a laugh
>420 friendly
>Bonus points if you are a dog lover :):):)
><Rick and Morty or Spongebob reference
>Looking for someone as funny as me

>>38758393
gary is entry level redpill, but with a soft side

>>38756933
I'm from Socal and I'm actually not even sure how to describe an average profile, it seems like there's a good mix of everything.

>>38759691
probably a bot or fake profile if shes way hotter than you are.

>>38760111
Unless it's a hot asian girl which are a rare commodity that command a high Chad price.

>>38759787
>adventure
It's a dogwhistle which means they don't want to just come over to your gross apartment and fuck, but they'd rather go out.
It's also a catch-all interest that can cover for a lack of real interests, while signaling that they enjoy spontaneity and experiences. So, not saying anything you couldn't assume naturally, but it's regularly on peoples profiles because it sounds good and doesn't signal anything bad (unless you read it for the 1000th time, but that's a different story)

>>38758579
Location is a major factor, too. I get way more matches in areas with higher population density.

>>38760428
I have never said this on this board before but normie detected.
I don't have a problem with you, but I'm confused as hell about what you're doing on this board. Why are you even here? Don't all the people saying nigger and memeing-I mean talking seriously-about pedophilia disturb you?

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Is tinder a bad choice for trying to find a girl with cute feet? I dont even want a relationship or sex i just want to massage and maybe smell a pair of qt grill feet on a date and then cut off contact.

>>38757017
Don't forget Netflix and Starbucks.

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>France
>love travel, movies, animals, [insert snowflake political option], no hook ups.

the last one is not completely true.
they say that in other to make beta work for it and used em as meal ticket.
Chad will get strait access to the pussy, no date needed.

>>38760649
Open a profile and include "I want to smell your feet" in the bio. Youll probably find a few girls willing to comply.

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>>38760649
literally found this girl on tinder, worship her feet and do whatever I want with her because I make her come. also filmed footjob vids with her and with no emotional attachment, its great

>>38760664
Starbucks is so damn expensive. Is this a white people thing or is overpaying for generic coffee a social requirement?

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>>38760649
Let me know how that goes Anon. I need to know but too much of a pussy to do it.

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>>38760754
im telling you its not that hard to live this dream

>>38760750
It's just part of the normie groupthink. Everyone else is paying for overpriced coffee so they have to too.

>>38760475
Thanks mate.
Do you also have some sort of boat pun i can use to test it out?

>>38760740
Thanks, i'll try it out. I more or less just wanted confirmation that its not taboo to search for non vanilla shit on this app

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>>38758579
>Unless you are an 8 or higher you won't ever get a match
>tfw learned I was an 8/10 today
thanks anon