/britfeel/

First for tilde should be banished for being a manipulative cunt

>>38755799

Hi Pikeyanon

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i did a thing lads
dont get mental its just a joke

I thought this board is about originality. There's nothing original about /britfeel/

>>38755826
I don't like this gimmick.

>>38755830
You would be wrong on the idea of this board then lad.

>>38755838
>I don't like this gimmick.

Hi >tfw stuck in east devon

>>38755850
This is making me really anxious. Please stop. You don't even have a bully licence.

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>mfw my holiday at my wagecuck job was rejected so I just took time off sick instead.

>>38755850
Hey Albarnlad, thought you killed yourself?

6 posts in and I'm already out. Get your shit together lads

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You lads picked up the latest release of weekly britfeel jump?

>>38755866
Afternoon, Saber

>>38755860
>tfw always get my holidays
>tfw they don't actually approve them till the week before.
I don't fucking get it.
>tfw book holidays anyway and would take them off regardless.

>>38755871

Greetings, leeds lad

>>38755864
hi kev, nah I did nae bother, missus would nae of been pleased

Oioi lads, I heard that mad cunt ham and eggos posts here is that true

Not used photoshop in a while. Think I might work on some /britfeel/ themed posters to give me a theme. Any suggestions?

I'm not doing personalities, I was thinking of the memes

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help us out lads haha

>>38755831

>>38755895
You got a reply last thread. Go read that.

>>38755895
Fuck the fuck off Ebin

>>38755320
It would be after 6pm when the roads are less crowded if ever

>>38755738
>>38755684
>>38755630
None of those were me, someone is false flagging or a genuine fan, I couldn't post I had my VPN on wanking

>>38755886
Hi Britnormie
Got any new characters for us, We need something not Ebin and Tilde and you're creativity might manage to knock them off the top of the ladder for a bit.

>>38755889
maybe something about the alcoholics among us lad

>>38755881
Mine are always rejected because I don't have a bagina.
>Have bagina
>Put holiday form in 13 picoseconds before the day you want off
>Accepted
>Be me
>Put in holiday for 13 years before the day you want off
>Rejected
I need time off to de-stress.

>>38755921
What's the most /britfeel/ alcohol drink?

>>38755917
Alright, Saku?

business idea: Make a post that looks like a britfeel personalities and then reply to yourself complaining about the personality having an ego and shilling themselves

>meet some shit girl back in october
>she seems nice, has a lot of problems
>help her out with her problems, always there for her
>suddenly I become depressed and lonely
>try and tell her about my problems
>xDD i dont want to be around u if ur gonna be like this

NEVER rely on anybody for anything, especially women.

FUCK you katie

>>38755922
Get a doctors line for stress lad.
Nothing my work hates more than not being able to sack someone who is always off because of mental health issues.

>>38755931

Alright poley, worried about your case on thursday?

>>38755937
Businesses are supposed to make money

How would you monetise that

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Alright my favourite lads. How is your monday?
Big love to you all.

- Kev x

>>38755917
Clearly the waifu posters have used their supercomputer to crack ebins trip and post as him.

Damn you waifu posters!!!

>>38755952
Was just an idea, it'd take a more business savvy individual to profit from it

>>38755940

Beta gets BTFO

Next

>>38755961
Alright, Foxlad?

>>38755968
Alright tilde not posting with your trip again?

>>38755930
whisky and tears

>>38755956

Going pretty well lad, won 60bong at the bookies but otherwise been quite lazy

>>38755895
ksy you fat cunt

>>38755940
>Dating girl
>She suffers from "depression" (women can't actually suffer from depression)
>I suffer from depression
>Constantly gets mad at me for not wanting to spend time with her/go outside/wanting to be alone/not having the energy to do things
>"God for fuck sake why are you always like this!?"

>Now exgf
>Posts on Kikebook all day long about how she's depressed and sad
>Goes out partying and hooking up every night
W
O
M
E
N

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IDs should be enabled for /britfeel/

GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK ABOUT ALL YOU FUCKING USELESS FAGGOT WANKERS WITH "PERSONAS" THAT ONLY EXIST ON THIS WANK REJECT OF A BOARD

NO ONE FUCKING CARES

I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AND SOON EVERYONE WILL LEAVE WHO ISNT JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING POSTERS

>>38756001
don't be mad you got rejected saku

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Oi lad who is making the new image. Give us all a sneaky gander. Don't be lame and ignore this post.

>>38756003
Most of the replies are probably tilde

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>sick of being alone
>check grindr

Nope, nope, nope. Degeneracy everywhere. Wouldn't trust a single person from there.

Where do faggots look for relationships? Please don't say bars...

>>38756003
I was against the ideas of IDs tbqh but the last few threads make me really want them.

It's the only way we can improve these threads since people here won't actively push out the personality cunts.

>>38756002
Just give up on them lad.

They literally couldnt care less about our problems, all they care about is how men make THEM feel.

>>38756025
I put on a tripcode and prowl /britfeel/

>>38755895
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38711210/#38712308

Keep in mind len posts once or twice a week at the most and has done for months now - from this morning I think we gathered tilde was just massively jealous

>>38756012
she isn't even online, shoutanon

>>38756052
>Keep in mind len posts once or twice a week at the most and has done for months now
No way to know that since they don't trip, they only appear when they want to.

>>38756049
I want someone who likes guys. Not someone who only thinks they do because of years of isolation and trap porn.

Fatilde haha, absolute classic. Glad he added me on psn though.

>>38756068
You don't sound like you are in a position to be picky tbqh.

>>38756012
>>38756058
>>38756065

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>38756002
I know those feels.
>support GF through her shit times
>I'm currently going through shit times
>she does nothing but talk to me like shit, and accuse me of fucking every girl I've ever looked at in passing.
>Tell her I don't need this shit
>she accuses me of using her as an emotional punch bag just because I'm depressed.
YOU FUCKING STARTED IT YOU DOSSIT CUNT.

>>38756041
I did, like 5 years ago.
I used to have a beautiful qt gf.
Now I have no one and nothing can come close to her.

>>38756002
>women can't actually suffer from depression
Cmon lad. I understand a lot of them exaggerate for attention but you can't actually believe that

>>38756052
Its very clear this is a two way thing but len and saku will never admit it

>>38756058
HE. TILDE IS A FUCKING BLOKE. HE HAS A PENIS, HE HAS GRANDAD LEGS AND POLISH MALE FARMER HANDS. HE HAS A FUCKING PENIS, WAS BORN WITH IT, AND THEREFOR IS A FUCKING BLOKE.

>>38756091
That's a prison gay mentality, buddo

Whatever happened to Junlad?

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>Trying to explain English to non English speakers learning English.

I'm trying to explain the tendency of people speaking British English to over-exaggerate. Does this have a specific term?

For example. "How was the traffic". "it was horrendous". Horrendous means "Extremely unpleasant or horrifying". The traffic wasn't REALLY extremely unpleasant of horrifying. But us Brits just exaggerate.

A yank wouldn't do use the term "Horrendous".

>>38756065
In the absence of that we have confessions from both tilde and ebin that they were shitposting about him and his bf though

You can ignore all the evidence, doesn't change the fact tilde doesn't give two shits about you and just cares about getting as much attention in the thread as possible while discrediting others who take that attention away from him

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I have found a video to illustrate to state of /britfeel/ over the past month

The city of Tianjin represents /britfeel/. Xi is looking out of his window observing discussion. The fire represents the simmering hatred between the tilde/ebin/waifuposters etc that has been burning for ages

At 0:11, ebin somehow winds up the waifuposters which starts a long period of shitposting

At 0:43, tilde makes a post attacking len with his trip off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7FXeaahRsg

>>38756127
I think it's because we're more miserable yet more intelligent than the yanks.

Literally that feel when to intelligent

>>38756127
Hyperbole? I think that may be what you mean?

>>38756126
Fucked some waifuposters, got bored and ghosted them, and now spends his time fucking random guys instead

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Gawd there are some right soft faggits in here.

Been trying out other boards lately lads. Anyone else on /x/ /sp/ or /fit/?

>>38756159
/softcunts/ out.

>>38756164
I usually check out /toy/ and /gd/

>>38756137
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/30/world/asia/china-military-parade-xi-jinping.html?mcubz=2

Xi what are you planning mate

>>38756128
>tilde regularly posts for two years and remembers countless posters
>len posts for a few months and drops off massively when he gets a bf. only seems to remember the despair guy

One used britfeel as a dating service, the other came here through loneliness

#imwithtilde

>>38756177
Hopefully to finish what Adolf Hitler started but with trannies and gays.

>>38756164
Use to do /fit/.
Don't fall for starting strength lad. Just do a ppl.

/sp/ use to be good, not it's shite.

/x/ - same as above.
Just use the sticky then bail.

>>38755918
HOW ABOUT AN OLD CHARACTER SHOWING BACK UP?

>>38756058
SAYS WHO?

>>38756189
>One used britfeel as a dating service

So?

>>38756164
Check out /ck/ too

>>38756189
>one got a bf and wouldn't shut up about it
>one got a bf and never brought it up

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Always do awful in online games when hungover

>>38756116
Oh no I absolutely do believe it and you can prove it by going on Facebook and telling a roastie she doesn't have depression.
If someone tells me I don't have depression I just say "ok". I don't really care. Why would I WANT depression?
If you tell a roastie she doesn't have depression she has a thermonuclear meltdown, summons all her friends and beta orbiters to back her up and has a gigantic shitfit about how no one understands depression while posting a picture of herself crying.
Do you see the difference
You can test this for yourself and post results!

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Thank fuck.
We should have sorted this shit out months ago.

>>38756198
are there any good threads left on /x/?
or is it all just skinwalkers and conspiracy theories these days

>>38756219
>people are genuinely sad about this
Gives me the toppest of keks.

>>38756215
you do awful in games normally anon, don't see what being hungover has to do with anything tbhh

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>>38756219
>normies already complaining about the price of having to get a visa to go to spain
lovely

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>>38756215
>always do shite in online games.
>>38756225
Skin walkers and conspiracy theories.
And the occassional ghost sighting.

>>38756213
they obviously did bring it up otherwise nobody would know retard

>>38756251
>muh magaluf
Seeing their pain makes voting out worth it tbqh. Though the pain from the middle class students complaining about their 'lost opportunities' which they were never going to take is the best.

>>38756251
>>38756251
GFs brother stays in sweden.
>tfw sick of my only holiday being going over to see that cunt.
>tfw this has made her rethink.
Now I can go back to camping. like the povvo I use to be.

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>about 50 fruit flies in the kitchen now so its unusable
>cut myself and didn't shave correctly because I did it in my room and not under a tap
>Done nothing but have a wank since 6am


>>38756263
they just humble brag and then post smugly, dumb normies

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>>38756225
There was a good old school 'spooky stories and images' thread last night.

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Is it normal to still feel hung over more than a day after you started drinking?

>>38756300

I went to bad just after that picture last night, did i miss anything good?

>>38756251

I just got an Irish passport.

Sorted.

>>38756247
This was both rude AND insensitive. I always try my best.
>>38756254
Find someone gud and get carried senpai.

>>38756251
I love this. That and all the gap yarr kids complaining that they can't afford to backpack around Europe to show all their uni friends how tolerant they are

>>38756322
>ireland
You're fucked

>>38756298
Can you link these posts ebin?

>>38756322
I'd be ashamed as fuck to have one of those.

>>38756342

Quite the contrary.

>>38756251
>>38756326
why will we need visas? I doubt it will need them tbqhwy

looking forward to the lefty butthurt anyway

>>38756348
just look up their filenames on the archive or something, I don't care enough

>>38756355
Elaborate, potato nigger

>>38756298

I had a thing where about 25 ticks were congregating around the overflow on my kitchen sink this week, but they thankfully seem to have gone now.

>>38756298
I've never seen len post about being in a relationship desu, don't know who saku is so I can't comment on him

>>38756360

If UK leaves the customs union there just about a certainty.

>>38756363
>don't care enough
>can't stop yourself from commenting or chimping out about them

Considering filming a short video of me filling my car up for ebin's benefit

>>38756298
>tfw had fruit flies
>now have ticks because of the cat
FUck this house

Is there any food out in your kitchen? Fruit flies are usually around food or the bin, get that cleaned up

>>38756384
>makes massive posts full of smugness and condescending remarks
>show vapid interest in posters
>disappears for a week or weekend while dating and doesn't post once
>comes back and does his obnoxious long smug posts again

doesn't it annoy anybody else

>>38756397

they're rather.

Still waiting for the anon whose bf of 5 months dumped him to show back up.

Been a short while now. Hope you're feeling a bit better!

>>38756397
we don't need visas for america or canada. visas are a third world thing

it will be 90day visa free, normies will still go on lads holidays

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>>38756408
I took my mum to do it for me, but I went in and paid

>>38756417
all sorts of shit, mummies being cleaning but I told her about the traps the anons mentioned yesterday and told her to google the ingredients for them

>>38756423
he deserved it

Why is everyone on /britfeel/ a homosexual?

>>38756419
Aye but not enough to make a big deal out of it. Simply ignore his posts

>>38756436
I really fucking hate you

Like, a lot

>>38756432

Yes but both Americans and Africans need them for the EU. And so will we.

>>38756419
how is he smug ebin?

>>38756419
his niceness is so fake as well it makes me sick

tildes come across as more genuine

>>38756444
>Homosexual surprised his relationship doesn't last

oh colour me surprised, normie twat

>>38756444
>inb4 alright *

>>38756436
>Ebin talks to his mum about traps

>>38756437
Because British women are fucking revolting in every sense of the word.
Personally I'm not if it's any comfort.

>>38756437
Prison gay lad. Prison gay.
>>38756444
fuck up len ffs

>>38756432
>we don't need visas for america
yes you do

Wish you lot would grow up and get jobs instead of posting drama all the time.

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state of britfeel right now, complete shambles

>>38756460
They're both as bad as each other with the fake niceness. The difference is that one of them has been proven to have fucked up the thread and manufactured drama. TILDE OUT

>>38756461
Hope you crash your car into a tree, you hypocritical normie prick

>>38756437

I'm straight but I do feel like the only one sometimes

>>38756473
she talked to me about traps in a way actually, my older brother is going to a gender clinic and she talked about HRT and the gender surgery

>>38756495
fuck off bender, go nosh your "boyfriend" off

>>38756489

I do have a job

>>38756489

I wish i could grow up and get a job dessy, easier said than done though and i have zero motivation

>>38756460
>tilde who has been faking this entire time
>more genuine
You crack me up ebin

Being a NEET is bloody depressing tbqhwyl

>>38756490
Blame Ebin. He's literally the entire fucking reason Britfeel is in the shitter.

He's supposed to have fucked off after his boyfriend admitted shitting up this place for weeks, but like the little weasel he is, he refused to

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Does anyone on /britfeel/ know where Gossip is in Hanley? It's a gay bar kinda near the KFC on the high street. I'll probably be in there next fortnight.

You'll recognise me because I look like an IRL Final Fantasy character. I'm not gay but I'll buy you shots from the weird tranny who sells them.

>>38756437
I'm not and find them disgusting.

>>38756493
tilde is a robot and belongs here desu

>>38756538
Why go to a gay bar if you're straight?

>>38756512
>normie with a boyfriend telling me to go nosh my non-existent boyfriend off

Unironically kill yourself

>>38756454
>>38756487
https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/usa/entry-requirements

>>38756538
why you going to a bender bar if you arent gay

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>think Tilde's revelation would finally usher in a new golden age of /britfeel/ sans-shitposting and drama
>it doesn't

>>38756536

Ebin has been the only salvation of britfeel in its darkest hour

>150 shitposts
>Ebin posts some OC
>150shitposts
>Ebin posts some more OC
>150 shitposts

>>38756538
It's near a church isn't it?

>>38756524
Waifuposting isn't a job.
>>38756525
Useless NEET. We should be shipping you out too when brexit happens.

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>>38756538
>I look like an IRL Final Fantasy character

>>38756551
>>38756559
>Lesbians take their str8 m8s along
>Straight girls are bored because all the guys are gay
>Will eventually hunt down straight guys and sit on their face out of desperation
It's so easy lads

>>38756533
I found that people trying to make me not be a NEET was more depressing than the act of being a NEET itself. I was comfy in my own little bubble, I didn't want a job.

>>38756562
Fucking kill yourself, Ebin

>>38756560
if anything its just made it worse
britfeel was all i had for social interaction. dont know what to do now desu

>>38756533

No it isn't.

Being NEET & skint is depressing and 90% of NEETs are skint.

If you're financially provided for being NEET is comfy as fuck.

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>>38756536
I thought about this, i've been the catalyst to all the recent drama

>>38756552
don't have a boyfriend and never will

>>38756526
>>38756582
I'm going to explode if people don't stop doing this. I WILL TRIP EVERY POST if you do not stop.

>>38756562
exactly, I've barely made any of the shitposts people are just fasleflagging then blaming me then complain theres no good content in britfeel despite me providing quality content time and time again

>>38756556
>Most passport holders can get an Electronic System for Travel Authorisation (ESTA) through the Visa Waiver Programme, which allows travel to the US for up to 90 days.
which you have to pay for and get before you travel. You cant just hop on a plane to America whenever you like.

>>38756568

You crack me up poley, I'm not a waifuposter but I look forward to hearing about your case this week. Whats the likely sentence for a guilty verdict?

>>38756568

I may be a NEET but at least i dont throw a bitch fit and threaten to blow myself up when girls find out ive been filming them shitting

>>38756604
Fucking kiIl yourself, Ebin

>>38756604
Tilde has been the worst influence on you, you were nice before tilde had his hands on you and taught you to be manipulating like him

>>38756538
>implying the kfc in hanley is still open

>>38756580
That's understandable lad. If you are a NEET and find happiness in it then power to you. I've gone from 3 years of business to nothing and it's killing me mentally.

>>38756597
True the skint part is probably the worst part of it. I got into printing last year and I need money if I want to do it now. Not got the urge to be productive in anything else either.

>>38756579
Understandable have a nice gay

>>38756640
Oh yeah I forgot it got shut down.
I got banned from there in 2011 for starting a fight with the manager.

>>38756437
The poofs are a vocal majority here lad sadly.

There are a lot of straights who haven't feel for prison gay. One even has or is having a kid, I forget, he hasn't posted in a while.

The route usually goes
>straight but lonely
>decied being gay may be better
>gay and lonely
>decide being a qt trap will be better
>start hormone treatment.
>end up looking like a bloke but more spotty and gyno.
>either go full tranny
or
>suicide.

Waiting on poleboo and tilde to do the latter.

>>38756604
>i've been the catalyst to all the recent drama
So why not fuck off and let the rest of the lads have a comfy thread? Staying here is fucking selfish of you tbqh.

>>38756660

Nobody really gives a fuck TBQH, snowflake.

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*does maths faster than you*

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Did you guys know that if you ignore the tripfags and you ignore all discussion of tripfags and you ignore people talking about tripfags...

... the tripfags will fuck off?

Try it.

>>38756607
No clue I tune my attorney out when he brings it up, just daydream going to the trial in women's clothing instead. There's no chance I'll be guilty the polish girls just want to drag it out as long as possible for their amusement.
>>38756611
Jihad=/'blow myself up'. That's ignorance and edgy racism.

>>38756605
you don't have to pay the visa, that's the whole idea of a waiver numb nuts! we pay like a 10bill applicant fee for the waiver, everywhere else (eg india or africa like you said) has to pay 160 for a visa.

>>38756648
Kek lad it seems everything round here is closing down though, I was looking for jobs in hanley a few weeks back and the place was dead.

>>38756678
Think I bashed one out to her the other day, if she's who I'm thinking of

>>38756660
I've tried but some cunt pretends to me and forces me to monitor the thread and post

>>38756660
he wont lad unfortunately
he is the same as the normies who post constant pictures of themselves on instagram and stuff for gratification, they have all become addicted to it
those cunts in this thread have become completely dependent on the attention, good or bad. they will never leave

>wagie home time
>noticeable increase in people complaining about tilde and ebin

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Good afternnon britfeel!
How are you all doing?
Any plans for today?
I've personally been working on a game and have made some pretty cool progress although the Engine cucked me and I'm slightly annoyed so here I am again!
Also, post waifus.

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>>38756694
Who else do you think it is?

>>38756707

Recited would have been more appropriate for pre-watershed

>>38756679
The problem is if you ignore that there doesn't seem to be anything else left.

>>38755895
Kinda sad Len is getting sloppy seconds haha

>>38756701
Really because this thread has less of it than the other one.

And why shouldn't they complain. They work hard all day and come home to THIS. I'd be pissed too.

Also, fuck off Ebin.

>>38756707
Well I don't remember her name, I'm not old enough to have genuinely enjoyed that show

>>38756706
How can the engine cuck you, how is that usage of the word cuck even remotely appropriate

>>38756722

You could go to the pub.

>>38756707

>rachel riley stood next to dirty words

now this is a fucking thread, carry on pls laddy

>>38756745

I wonder if she takes it up the shitter?

>>38756744
I'd feel like a sad cunt.

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>Also, fuck off Ebin.

this is the reason I can't leave the thread, you blaming me for posts is indirectly forcing me to stay

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>>38756742
My code worked flawlessly, and while testing it did well for quite a while but then it just stops detecting collisions which is a major component of my game so my guy just falls into the abyss at high velocity.

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're Ebin.

You're bored, as usual, posting about normies and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other anons. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours posting mindless drivel about people who have boyfriends, or a social life or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a smegma infested phimosis cock between your legs that you use as a conversational point

And then you see men, over in some corner of r9k, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy into empathising with their fellow posters and building a community. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for achievements. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're Ebin

>>38756761

You are, so that's fine.

>>38756722
Because all the regs are leaving because we don't need to be seeing all this drama shite. And ebin turns the thread back about him if he isn't menitoned in 10 minutes.
I wonder if he has a system.
>if I'm not replied to or mentioned in 10 minutes or 20 posts I will make a reply about how everyone is hating on me. THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME.

>>38756758
i think somebody made a joke about that once on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and you could tell from her reaction that she has taken a dick up the arse before

>>38756706
I want to cuddle you, nuposter.

>>38756697
Then tell everyone you are going and stop giving a fuck is someone pretends to be you.

>>38756768
So it stopped working then.

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>>38756771
Holy shit, if the robot didn't detect copypasta fags this would be perfect

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>>38756771
really rate this post lad

>>38756786
tried

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>>38756780
>THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME
Ahaha this sums it up, he has a blog now, and he completely 100% understands that if he posts here the thread will go to shit, so when he does it he knows what will happen. Then he complains afterwards kek.

Enough /rachel/ for today

Just order two 3 piece chicken meals for myself AMA

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>>38756771
excellent post desu lad

>>38756762
no it isnt lad
who cares if people pretend to be you? if you leave they will get bored eventually and fuck off too

>>38756797
Put your trip on. Make a post saying you are going for the next week and any posts pretending to be you will not be you due to the trip not being used.
Screenshot it, and then you have proof when you come back.

>>38756803

Why are you boasting of your crapulence?

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>>38756785
Hugs / cuddles are always welcome friend
Feeling good? :)
>>38756792
I'm not in charge of the Engines collision detection, I wrote a script that says "When you detect it, please execute my code, cheers" which it does but after a while it just stops.
I've got some gamedev friends looking at it scratching their heads too so I might end up just going to the forums.

>>38756797
Don't do it ebin you cunt, I don't want the waifuposters going back to their obnxious circeljerking all the time with no opposition.

>>38756762
If you're not here, you won't even know if people are impersonating you, so it won't affect you. They'd get bored after 2 days anyway

Stop making fucking excuses, and fuck the fuck off to your blog, you normie piece of shit

>>38756785
sakulads at it again lads

>>38756776
You have a weird way of trying to convince someone to do something.

ebin people wouldnt be able to pretend to be you if you didnt use those gay fucking filenames you dumbass

saw this family today and the dad looked like a paki, the mum looked thai and the kids central asian, very strange

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>>38756802
Actually one more.

Try and find the largest word lads

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>ctrl F "ebin"
>31 results

I'll be back once the thread has blown over

>>38756706
not too bad lad, just hanging out listening to a few albums, got a tea on the brew

might play some tony hawks or resident evil a little later

One in eight young people in the UK have never seen a real cow

>>38756858
so like a decade

this is us now lad, weve absolutely fucked it

>>38756780
there are lads posting in this thread about other things and you're ignoring them, choosing instead to complain about ebin

the threads only about tripfags as much as you want it to be

>>38756865

4 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

>>38756865
Cows are make believe fantasy creatures, like unicorns, dragons and police officers.

>>38756865
Fucking how?

Like I mean, I've never seen one up close, but I've driven past one many of times.

>>38756840
Ok i'm leaving, go throatfuck your boyfriend you insufferable flag waving cunt all your existence does is spread disease to other degenerates

>>38756838
i'll upload my blog and see how it is in a few days

>>38756865
>tfw see cows every single day of my life
>can look out my window and see them right now

comfy
smell of shite wafts through the air constantly though

>>38756854
It must be hard to do this shit with Rachel Riley arse right in front of you.

>>38756887
>Ok i'm leaving,

Stay the fuck away for longer than an hour this time, you normie cunt.

And take your fucking boyfriend with you.

>>38756854

i hate her and love her at the same time, obviously fit and smart and funny, but it bugs me that she exists and that someone else is shagging her and not me....also...imagine how tody she'd look with jet black hair

I fucking love cows, i used to rip bits of grass out of the ground and feed them, their tongues feel like sandpaper

>>38756900
he has claimed he will leave so many times lad
once he lasted 10 fucking minutes, i dont think he'll ever go desu

>>38756887
dont let them win lad

#teamebin

>>38756888
Cow shit hits me with a wave of nostalgia. Takes me back to me and my brother chucking cow pats at each other. It's both, a blessing and a curse. It's bullshit.

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Gonna nip and make a brew. Don't miss me lads.

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>>38756833
Pretty good. Tired from a walk so just shitposting in multiple threads. Wonder if I'll ever get bored(board) of imageboards.

>>38756887
don't ever come back, len doesn't deserve your toxic attitude.

>>38756900
I don't have a boyfriend, unlike you probably.

funnily enough your probably one of the most insufferable "people" one could encounter, think your a special snowflake and not a normie because the GP prescribed you antidepressants and told you were depressed? therapy at 9 tomorrow, talk about your feelings their you soon to be aids infested incontinent pillow biter

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>just ate two custard slices, 4 toasted muffins and a whole apple loaf cake
at least the endorphins haven't worn off yet

>>38756880
http://www.independent.ie/business/farming/dairy/one-in-eight-young-people-in-the-uk-have-never-seen-a-real-cow-35984164.html
Nonce

>>38756946
Orbiters need to kill themselves

>>38756947
>ok im leaving
>makes a post 4 (FOUR) minutes later

what is wrong with you

>>38756947
>I don't have a boyfriend

Lying sack of shit

I repeat

Fuck the fuck off, and take your boyfriend with you, you normie cunt

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Figured out what the engine was having trouble with lads
Made the collider much bigger to account for any lag/fuckery which worked and then I realised my speed-cap code on another script had values way out of whack

>>38756864
Sounds pretty comfy lad. Which Tony Hawk? I've not played since the OG Xbox haha
>>38756935
Great anon :) I don't think I ever will, or I do but I have nowhere better to be so I always gravitate back h-haha
good pun tho

>>38756949
>This is called jealousy my friend.
I think i possibly agree and sorry for going slightly off topic but will some kind anon explain the differences between jealousy and envy please?

>>38756947
Based ebin. Don't let these shit stabbers win

Not a big fan of this new guy stealing the "nice waifu" gimmick

>>38756985
>you normie cunt
So you will be chasing len away when he appears too right? Since this is about normies and not your obsession with a smelly NEET...

>>38756985
before I leave i'd like to know your life circumstances out of curiosity, tell me them and i'll leave

>>38756947
>funnily enough your probably

You can't even write functional English. Face it nothing you can say to Len can hurt him, you're a smelly retard.

>>38757029
If he becomes a toxic piece of hypocritical shit, sure.

>>38757031
What part of "I'm leaving" didn't you understand?

Fuck, the fuck off, normie cunt

>>38757043
I didn't bring the fat queer up today, its not my fault there is an obsession, why are you bringing him up? is this who I think it is?

>>38757063
answer my question and i'll leave

>>38756947
>Ebin shows his true colours too
Thank fuck, now we can be rid of both of you insufferable cunts

>>38757076
What's wrong with anything he said? You faggots do need to fuck off

>Tilde and Ebin finally gone

Is this the start of a new golden age lads

>>38757072
Just fucking leave, you normie cunt

Take your boyfriend with you too

>>38756962
>http://www.independent.ie/business/farming/dairy/one-in-eight-young-people-in-the-uk-have-never-seen-a-real-cow-35984164.html

So sheer invention then, thought so.

>Ebin said he is leaving
>He is still here

Fucking hell. Gas the cunt.

>>38757089
answer my question and I will leave, and I don't have a relationship

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The sun goes in! The sun comes out!
In out in out and you shake it all about!
You do the British summer cokey and you bang your head
That's what it's all about!

Ohhh the British summer cokey!

The rain starts falling, the rain stops falling!
Start stop start stop and you can't go out!
You do the British washout cokey and you bang your head,
That's what its all about!

Ohhh the British summer cokey!

>>38757081
>Defending a worthless subhuman spewing bile all over the thread because "hurr the gays"

>>38757100
LEAVE

YOU

NORMIE

CUNT

And take your boyfriend with you

>>38757086
It's just going to be the same with more waifuposting desu

>>38757100
don't you dare leave ebin, this bants is triggering them so hard

>>38757118
Just like it was the other day when they fucked off after the drama, and it was the comfiest britfeel in a long time?

Yea, it was dreadful

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Just leave Ebin.
Please, for the sake of everyone here.

>>38757100
Yeah, not after he was exposed as a manipulative piece of shit
So fuck off and let us have something nice, you aren't welcome here

>>38757116
I won't leave until you tell me your circumstances, please tell me

>>38757124
Ebin's the one who pointed out it gets worse when wagie time is over yet falls for it everytime

>>38757116

Nah, stay. If only because it winds up this fucking vegetable so much.

>>38757138
Leave you normie cunt

Take your boyfriend with you

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>>38757100
I'm a cis white male, living with his girlfriend, and work a comfy 9-5 job as does my girlfriend. I go out at the weekend with my friends and we get fucked up and shag dirty skanks while our wives are at home having candle parties.

NOW FUCK OFF.

>>38757132
Who's your waifu? I find it funny you waifufags are always too scared to include your moniker when you're being dicks

>>38757151
Tell me your life situation and I will leave, prove to me how "robot" you are and i'll leave you to it.

I do not have a boyfriend, I'm not gay. I just masturbated to a HETERO JAV

>>38757138
Why, so you can claim to have the high ground when he's inevitably less pathetic than you?
You could have changed your circumstances a long time ago, choosing not too doesn't make you more of a robot
Looking forward to comeback August by the way, maybe you'll learn to multiply three digit numbers

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>>38757155
Wouldn't be so sure lad, I'm a certified bully poster as you can see
keep on your toes
haha goteem

>>38757164
>>38757164
NORMIE CUNT GO AWAY

>>38757164
Just leave, you normie cunt.

Take your boyfriend with you

>>38757174
He was the one who decided to call me it, I was on my way out, now hes got to prove his lifestyle or I'll continue posting here to spite him

>>38757179
>>38757184
Post it lads

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this thread is fucking ass

no idea what the heck I'm reading but ya'll have made the mods argument for them when they finally delete these shitty threads

>>38757175
Fine licence. Keep up the bully work.

>ebin says he will leave
>Instantly regrets it
>Now only will do it if someone else does something that wasn't agreed upon to begin with

Fuck off.

>>38757190
> I'll continue posting here to spite him

You never was gonna leave, you disgusting piece of hypocritical normie shit

Fuck off, and take your boyfriend with you.

Two blindos on pointless lads.

>>38757190
Bullshit, ebin, you'll keep posting because you can't stand other people having something nice, you have to ruin it

>>38756986
pro skater 3 lad, best in the series desu

>>38757213

It's spergtastic.

>>38757213
This thread is pointless, am I right?

>>38757211
I will leave if you tell me what makes you call me a normie, I'm pretty sure you have a boyfriend which makes your post even more hypocritical than anything

>>38757216
>something nice
>/britfeel/

Is your vibrator stuck on "brainrattle" love?

>>38757234
>I'm pretty sure you have a boyfriend

Based on literally ZERO evidence (I don't have one), whereas you clearly do have a boyfriend

Now, fuck off you normie cunt, and take your boyfriend with you

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I'd like to thank each and every one of you for ruining a thing I once loved

>>38757252
you sad cunt

>>38757234

Don't leave, you're part of the furniture and the place wouldn't be the same without you!

>>38757246
It was nice before ebin and tilde
But the fact that you say that clearly demonstrates you have no interest in this place, maybe you should fuck off with them

>>38757252
It's literally 2 fucking faggots (tranny and mouldy wall) and their steam/discord normie circlejerking

>>38757249
Getting a bit old that one Saku.

>>38757234
Tilde is your BF (or at least it's imagined). And you are a normie because you love attention, and you have a fucking license which is more than others here.

Not the one calling you a normie, but I can see why you're considered one.

NOW FUCKING BOLT.

>>38757249
I do not have a boyfriend, please tell me how robotic you are to continually use that insult and I will leave

>>38757252
i'm going soon, you can enjoy it again

>>38757234
>>38757234
>Thinks he isn't a normie
>Dated a tranny
The ultimate new normie meme

>>38757184
lads just letting you know that this poster is sakulad

>>38757281
And he goes to a class once a week filled with other people

Cunt doesn't seem how much of a normie he is

>>38757285
Go puke up a vital organ, tilde.

>>38757273
Go neck a hundred paracetamol and die screaming.

You're the only one currently causing disruption you fucking spazmoid.

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True robots don't resort to having a personality that is identifiable. Only a normie craves the attention that comes with a personality.

>>38757283
Fuck
Off
Normie
Cunt

Take your boyfriend with you

>>38757281
>>38757284
I never dated tilde, do you think when tilde posts flirting with anons they're automatically dating? what difference would it make anyway, if I leave the normie BF circlejerkers would remain so how is that a good reason for me to leave

>>38757294
>Get bullied for not trying
>Bullied for trying

>Autist who shits on ebin every thread finally gets his wish
>Ebin's on his way out
>Can't resist screaming more insults at him on the way out
>Ebin takes offence to one and will continue to stick around autistically
Howling at this utter moron.

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>>38757197
Yes sir, Mr License Inspector

>>38757307

This is a normie thread. It's mollusc friendly though.

The saggy bollock face woman just walked by my window again lads. She genuinely looks hundreds of years old.

How does one go about making a so called trip?

>>38757312
Want a good reason to leave?
YOU have a vital part in all this shit. With you here they play up. Without you here it dies down.
By staying here you ruin a thread for everyone else who doesn't care about your personality gimmick because you won't let it die down.

>>38757312
>sperg out at people for being normies
>cries when people point out how normie he is

You're a normie cunt, and you need to fuck off, and take your boyfriend with you

>>38757297
should I post a picture of your boyfriend and most of his personal details, would he like that knowing its your fault?

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Really enjoying these BRITfeels

>>38757297
why don't you post with your avatar saku?

>>38757335
What's the backstory to this lad? I feel I missed it.

>>38757343
You'd have a job, considering you don't have a picture of my boyfriend, cunt

REBECCA MOORE IS THE GOAT.

>>38757343
You wouldn't even dare. You soft cunt.

>>38757337
Why should ebin leave? I don't want to be stuck with smug waifuposters. Ebin being smug is funny because his life is complete shit. Nothing funny about a group being smug that back each other up.

This thread is cancer but I can't look away

>>38757312
You practically both admitted it in the thread multiple times you fucking normie cunt

>>38757323
>>Ebin' s on his way out
How gullible are you?

>>38757343

Go for it.

We know you won't because you're a lapping cunt with no stones at all. But you'll dribble about it for about the next year.

>>38757358
so it is who I think it is? your disgusting

>>38757371
everything is totally serious and not bait

>>38757368
Because he causes shit. If he isn't here as a target it's going to die off. He could have left when he said and we would have had a nice comfy thread but he decided to stay and cause arguments because he wants to work his way out of leaving.

>>38757343
>Ebin slapping Saku down
This is getting good

>>38757390
So you don't have a picture. Thanks for confirming!

Fucking idiot

Now fuck off

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>Yfw all this drama ends up in all the personalities doxxing each other in tit for tat

>>38757390

Dickless loser.

>>38757390
Pussy. Knew you wouldn't dare post it.

>>38757396
None of that will stop smug waifuposters. No thanks lad I continue to want the trips to stay.

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>>38757312
because right now ypu're causing drama and you said you're gonna leave.

I couldn't give a fck about waifu posters because they circlejerked and everyone worked around them.

you disrupt the whole fucking thread because it just becomes Ebin and Tilde repeatedly post about how Len et al hate them.

>>38757323
This is sad because it's clearly an orbitor who can't see that Ebin is a shit cunt. (agreed about the guy who continues to insult though)

>>38757343
Shite bag if you don't faggot.
Jesus ebin, if you're gonna be aggro, you better fucking follow through you little girls piss.

>>38757355
Not much really, just posted a few times about this old woman who lives on my street who looks like a david firth drawing of an old woman. She's so old it looks like it hurts. Her jowls sag like a pair of old brown bollocks.

>>38757414
When has smug waifuposting ruined a thread like Ebin and Tilde has recently?

>>38757401

This post is made of win!

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Why are weather girls semen demons, lads?

>>38757401
nice positng style len

>>38757424
Would you ever considering putting your penis in her?

>>38757434
They are hired on their looks.

>>38757423

You've been comprehensively pwned. Stop embarrassing yourself.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU