I wuv you anon!

>>38754488
Apparently you "loved" hundreds of men before me.

>>38754507
I love you... and your wallet the most!

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>>38754488
Fuck it, whatever, Arby's and chill

>>38754507
"wuved"

>>38754488
Its genetics you stupid fucking virgin

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>>38754488
Is that weawwy twue, Stacy?

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>>38754678
Sure thing, roastie. Keep lying to yourself ahhahaa

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>>38754488
i would rather stay virgin for the rest of my life then tap that.

>>38754717
>t. Virgin
I'm a guy btw

>>38754728
>i'm a guy
whatever you say roastie

Had sex with complete slut a few weeks back for the first time. I know she's a slut because I've known her for ages and there have been so many guys that have come and gone in that time.

I did it because I was desperate and horny, she did it because she was drunk and horny.

Was fully expecting her have something looking like this, but honestly it was a pretty aesthetic innie vagina. Was tight as hell too and my dick isn't that big.

Do you reckon she just lucked out and has a great vagina naturally or she wasn't actually fucking all those guys she was keeping them around for attention?

>>38754678
>>38754728

Roastie toastie in denial

>>38754755
The roastie thing is a meme. Seriously I can't believe this board is retarded enough to think that sex changes the shape of labia

>>38754795
Have your (you) and fuck off with the trolling already.

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>>38754824
Its genetics shitlord! You can't handle a real woman like me! Go masturbate to prepubescent innie vaginas, real vaginas have airbags.

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>>38754488
>>38755272
>got a boner looking at these two images

>>38754488
I didn't think it was possible, but I'm double gay now.

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>>38755272
>Rotate 90 degrees
>xenomorph.jpg

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>>38755272
ahaha ive never seen a roastie from this angle before, and it looks like a micropenis. How can they live with this?

>>38754795
Its a half meme. Its mostly genetic but it does change the more times they get fucked. My wife was a virgin at 22 when i married her. 4 years of fucking twice a week changes the shape and colour of it.

lol, this is such a pure, virginal thread. this is not a common amount of labia, but can you honestly say you wouldn't have sex with someone you met who was otherwise attractive and compatible if they had this junk?

>>38754755
She's a plasty job

>>38756843
I can definitively say it

>>38756843
Are you saying you would? That sounds much more like something a desperate virgin would do

>>38757014
Yeah, totally. If I liked a girl who ended up having a giant labia like this it wouldn't be a deal breaker.

>>38757397
yes and I'm sure your 3 inch dick wouldn't be a deal breaker to her either

I wonder if cone dick would fuck it. Haven't seen him in a while.

>>38754728
Can you be my bf? White knights make me soo wet

>>38754488
Sorry I prefer circumcised vaginas. It's cleaner and more beautiful that way. Do you not want "health benefits"?!

>>38754795
I can hear your beef curtains flapping from here

>>38755272
This is actually fucking disgusting.

T. Normie

>>38756769
>changes the shape and colour of it
No dear, that called ageing.
Also, I refuse to believe a married man frequents /r9k/

>>38754488
my biggest fear

i always thought if i ever have a first date, i would choose the beach or a pool. there can't be surprises that way.

t. 34 kv neet

>>38758611
Same. Not even a robot and that would get me to bail on a chick. Stuff needs to actually look desirable. Might aswell fuck a fat chick with bad hygene otherwise.

>>38758901
Totally agree with you brother. I finger fucked a meth head and found out hers hung lower than mine. Which was odd because she was only 18 (supposedly) and I was 16.

>>38754678
So is a small dick but you keep laughing at people for it

>>38754728
Youre a roastie at heart then, roastie.

>>38758703
If traps can tuck their entire cock 'n balls, roasties can tuck their beef.