Who here /literallynofriends/? I used to have them but then

>>38754245
Yeah me too. I'm trying to make friends but I don't know how...

>>38754245
I don't even bother any more.

It all seems so unnatural. I'll hang out with people, but it usually lasts less than a year before I move onto another set.

I avoid staying with one group for too long as being a single male for so long, questions start to be asked and they get increasingly personal. When I'm unable to provide an acceptable answer, they start to view me as a creep.Takes a year for me to go from a "fun guy" to a "creep", so I ditch them after about 6 months.

I only had three good friends my whole life. I stopped hanging out with one because he moved in with his boyfriend.
One friend killed himself by getting drunk and falling off a balcony. Another became schizophrenic after smoking too much crack. Very strange.

>>38754245
this. Same situation here anon

>>38754245
Whenever I talk to people or make friends, it is always in the context of how I first met them. School friends are school friends, work friends are work friends, Magic friends are Magic friends etc.

>>38754335
For me, it's not the making of friends, it's the keeping them part. I'm absolute shit at talking to them fairly often, keeping up with them. I think it's because I'm a loser so I don't really want anyone to know that.

>>38754363
Same here. I try not to talk about my personal life too much. I'm afraid of people finding out that I don't have much of a life, so they just stop talking to me or something.

Used to have enough friends to survive but for some reason I moved to Japan. Now I've been here 5 years and have no friends to show for it. Please send friends I'm dying

>>38754245
Im trying to make some friends through gaming right now, i joined a "realism unit" maybe ill get to meet new friends.
So far im not very optimistic about how this will turn out.

This is my last shot at social interaction before i simply give up on it all together.

I'm kind of a crazy asshole and people hate me. I can contain it but only for so long.
I don't even bother. I know the outcome of making friends. They'll think I'm a cool guy at first, then they'll start to suspect that I'm sort of weird, then they'll be nice to my face but avoid me at all costs.

I thought maybe being a crazy asshole from the start would make it easier to find people who like me for who I am. Doesn't work at all, in fact it makes things even worse.

>>38754407
>They'll think I'm a cool guy at first, then they'll start to suspect that I'm sort of weird, then they'll be nice to my face but avoid me at all costs.
Literally me.

I had friends in school but for some reason I cut off contact when I left and went to a different college. No falling out, no arguments, I just deleted their contacts. Still no idea why I did it, we got on great and had similar interests. I was close friends with one of them since I was like 4 years old and they were all super autistic. Since then I never made friends or acquantainces IRL due to no social skills and only late last year did I finally make an online friend that I stuck with and meet up with relatively often.

I'm not a very social person, I dislike groups of people and spend most of my life alone reading, but it's nice to have at least one person around who you can depend on.

I dont really want friends but i wish i had some people to play games with. I tried joining various discord group but noone seems to like my taste.
People are into modern games only and its hard to find someone to coach coop some chip n dale or crash bash.

>>38754425
I think they're all pussies for that. Like what the fuck. If I have a problem with someone I tell them. Maybe that's part of the reason why I have no friends, though I don't have problems with people very often. It's the other way around.

>>38754475
>I think they're all pussies for that. Like what the fuck. If I have a problem with someone I tell them.
Oh come on, anon. You and I both know how most people are. People love to gossip and talk shit about other people all the time. If someone doesn't like you, you fucking bet they're going to shit-talk you, even if you're RIGHT THERE in the same room, within hearing range of them. For whatever reason, it's a major social faux pas to say whatever you want to say to someone's face, even though that would be the more courageous thing to do. The funny thing is, it hurts way harder when you hear someone talking about you but they act like they're too good for you by talking to you directly. People really are massive pussies, anon.

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>>38754245
>I used to have them but then I fucked up by never talking to them, so they don't want to have anything to do with me anymore. It's my own doing. I have mixed feelings about it.
Same exact situation.

>>38754245
>>38754561
same, although I didn't really want them in my life anymore, I basically just didn't talk to them until they faded out of my life. Now I have literally no friends. I could find of sense it happening too, but I didn't do anything to stop it for the aforementioned reason.

>>38754245
>Friendship is limited to three lads off my school who answer my messages once in 4-7 days

Does this count as /literallynofriends/?

>>38754245

I have loads of longtime friends... but they all live in completely different areas from me now. The people I grew up with/met in college.


I moved to a new city not knowing anyone and haven't really made a close friend like them yet. A few people I can hang out with every now and then but for the most part I'm pretty much alone. It's depressing

>>38754561
Same. I've had friends who I've known since grade school come into town and I'd ignore their messages. Wtf is wrong with me?

>>38754451
I did the same. Come to realise that if you both had each others' numbers and they never texted after you deleted the contact they never really liked you and you were just a leech.

>>38754245
Used to have friends. A lot of them. Moved countries and have been a total sperglord ever since.

I have never had any friends because I can't speak to other people without convulsing. It is a sign of how much this board has changed over the past few years that not having friends is now something of note. Even worse is the people out of school/university for a few months who think they are Neets or friendless.

>>38754380
I only had around three school friends that I hung with outside of school, they were cyborgs like me

>25
>no friends
>no social media accounts or apps

it's hurtful to open your contacts to see no one but family and no messages from anyone else
It's hurtful to spend weeks without talking to anyone beyond an immediate or formal level

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I've always been a third wheel. People seem to find me enjoyable enough, but not to the point that they want to hang out with me and me alone. I guess it's because I can't really carry a conversation by myself. It was never, "Hey anon, want to hang out?" It was always, "Hey anon, we're hanging out, want to come along?" I guess that made me easily forgettable. Doesn't help that I'm schizoid and don't make any effort to socialize on my own.

>>38756088
>someone asks for your number
>you give it to him
>he texts a message for confirmation
>you text back
>text again
>no response

>feel a vibration
>battery low

>>38754245
>I used to have them but then I fucked up by never talking to them, so they don't want to have anything to do with me anymore. It's my own doing. I have mixed feelings about it.
I'm gonna quote this whole thing so it will let me originally post

iktf

>>38756232
>someone asks for your number

Sorry Anon I can't relate to that, are you sure you belong here?

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does anyone want to be friends

pls no mute

>>38754245
Once, some kid at uni asked me if I have steam, although I do, I said no because I have no friends on Steam and it would look wierd to have a 6 year old account with no friends.

>>38754245
I was absolutely ruined in elementary
>Try to make friends with some kids
>Henry is the absolute alpha of the pack, plays drums and has a girlfriend
>All they do is fuck with me or just ignore me
>Locked in a porta potty once
>Remember playing hide and seek with them and ended up waiting for an hour behind a tree for them to find me
I've just never been able to relax around people that weren't family after that

>>38756310
eh. Sort of a double standard. He was some cyborg that only interacted with me online

>>38754245
I kind of forget that most people don't spend every single day sitting around by themselves

>>38756498
It's odd. Kids in late elementary are the rudest, cruelest humans on the planet. Middle school for most is pretty chill because everyone is awkward and going through puberty. Still, kids find cliques and often exclude the late bloomers. High school we go back to being horrible humans albeit a bit more mature. Instead of bullying you have exclusion and defamation.

Your only experience with true friendships are in kindergaten to mid 4th grade.

>>38756232
>someone asks for your number
I never know if I'm supposed to text first or what. Whenever anyone does this from my experience, they never text me themselves.

>>38756662
It isn't that it was my only experience, it's just that I started keeping to myself and avoided most of it. I never really joined any clubs or had a group of friends, I just got High school done with and went to college, and by then, I just stayed inside all the time. Now it's just a bad habit I can't break

>>38754245
If they dont text or call you they dont care.
Move on and be by your self.
Focus on you and only you.

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>>38754367
Yet your dumbass could have shown them something else but instead you sat by and let them use to their doom.
What a shit friend you are...

>>38756108
This is exactly my feel. Third wheel in middle school and high school, and now zero friends in college, and of course no girlfriend. I literally cucked myself by never learning how to put myself out there.

>>38754245
I have no friends and haven't for years, but I prefer being alone and having friends was always kinda tiring for me.

I wish I had someone I could have sex with though. Kind of like a fuck buddy, but someone who I had complete control over and would leave me alone after sex.

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>>38756804
Its not your fault.
Its not your fault.
Its ok its not your fault.
Some day im going to be just like robin williams.

>>38756891
>Kind of like a fuck buddy, but someone who I had complete control over and would leave me alone after sex.

So, a prostitute?

>>38754245
>had friends in primary school
>no idea how, I don't even remember meeting them

>secondary school
>try to make friends
>get laughed at but my brother's friends are nice to me at least

>uni
>"everybody makes friends at uni"
>nobody said a word to me

>work
>nothing

>>38756899

is that from the movie where his son was a porn/fap addict?

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>>38756899
You used to try to make people laugh.

>>38756901
I guess so. But prostitutes kinda gross me out because of all the dicks they take.

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>>38756910
Its not your fault man, this pics for you.
>>38756911
good will hunting 1997
How old are you?

>>38756752
Yes. By the time senior year came about I got sick of social interaction and opted for online courses. Now I'm going into my first year of college also online.
No social media or any friends to soeak of save for a PSN, I barely use.

I do interact more proficiently with younger kids and senior citizens which is why I'm majoring in something for child/seniorcare. But forget about having peers. Nuts to that.

>>38756957

hot girls with regular jobs have taken lots of dick too.

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>>38757035
All girls have taken a ton or miles of cock.
Thats what they are for.

>>38757035
Yeah, but probably less dick than prostitutes.

>>38757065

fuck I love Leanne Crow. I could spend an entire week just licking and feeling her massive tits

>>38757035
hot girls with jobs generally have sex with people they find attractive though, whereas prostitutes have sex with gross dudes because they pay them

>>38757115
I have a cousin who is obese and ugly, and he gets hot girls to sleep with him because they say he's funny. I guess it is all about confidence.

>>38754245
>want gf
>told to meet friends of friends
can't win

>>38757065
dude.. there's gotta be line. A moment where you go,"Nope! That's too big. That's a deformity." That pic is way past that.

I had one, but he's a marxist jew

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Oh look it's someone like me.

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>>38754245
I don't need friends. If I actually cared I would have put in some effort and not become so distant towards people. I can only conclude that I'm meant to be alone.

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>>38754245
>tfw like to be alone but also fucking hate it

I just cant conect with people you know

>>38754363

Also this. Everyone is always up to something or fucking someone while I stay always the same so I never anything new to talk about

>>38754245
I had friends. Without reason (perhaps I got bored of their company ) I stopped talking to them. Now I regret it because at least I could go out(for girls mainly) even without fitting in with them. Now I am stuck in my room. Yay

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>somehow managed to get a gf without being social butterfly
>have a few friends in college town that I go out with sometimes but that's it
>no friends in my hometown, i just ride my bike during summer vacation
>tell gf that I went out and had a beer with friends while in reality i was on my computer all day long
>mfw

I was an autist in high school and never made long lasting local friendships. Feels bad man.jpg

>>38757486
Nobody needs friends,i'm probably more alone that you. My whole interaction with other people is saying "good morning" and "see you tomorrow" to my colleagues at work. That's it. Just like you i figured out that i meant to be alone. I accapted that,but i still dream of them....i haven't seen them since 10 years but sometimes but....these fucking memories won't leave me. Running away together from bullies with a grin on our face,exploring our forest and pretending to be mages in a fantasy world....playing videogames until we can't keep our eyes open....I'm alone,i'm meant to be alone but i miss them.
I don't even want to have them back as friends if it would be possible.....i just want to go back and climb a tree with them for the last time.
I wish i could've said goodbye to them,i wish i've had the courage to thank them and wish them the best in life.

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>>38756367
Anything for an animeposter

I've never had "firends." I had one kid ever stay the night at my house during middle school and after that we never did anything again. Never talked after school was over.

Regardless, I no longer see the point. I can't figure out how to talk to people. It all seems so shallow. No one could ever get me as well as I do.

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>>38754245
I had two friends, but pissed one off who kept trying to make me feel guilty about stupid shit, and the other ghosted me.