Why aren't more of you serial killers? It's literally

>>38753977
how to be a serial killer
Step 1.
>leave the house
Instant fail.

last time there was this koko crunch guy at the hood talkin' shit about corn flakes

>>38753988
You could always invite someone to your house

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hi FBI

orginallo

>>38754005
Fatal error. Only kill random people you have no connection with in a location you'd never go to.

how is it possible to get away with now when everyone's got a mobile phone that can be tracked?

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>>38754032
Get a burner instead?

>>38754032
>>38754047
Why would you even need a phone to kill someone?

>>38754032
>kill person
>take phone
>throw phone on top of a bus/truck/train
Congrats you got away with murder and created employment for law enforcement and IT professionals

>>38754032
pick randomly in a place you dont go

literally how would they ever know if they didnt have cameras

If it's so easy to get away with, you wouldn't know if any of us were serial killers............

>>38754067
There are cameras everywhere you shitstick.

>>38754057
You really are a moron, huh?

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>>38754032
This guy got photographed and still got away with it.

>>38754119
Britbong detected

This won't be original blox

>>38753977
Yeah DNA evidence makes it so easy to be a serial killer. You can't have serial killers like Jack the Ripper anymore with cellphones and DNA evidence around.

>>38754047
Can't the police look up the cell towers and pinpoint cells that were active in that area within a certain time period?

>>38754152
It's not that stupid if you move the body, which is the smartest move probably, since if there's no body there is no investigation.

kill random people

>>38754216
>Scanning world DNA database
>100% match to anon from Kentucky

Doesn't work like that mate.

>>38754216
no body no investigation. But then there's the business of: cameras, witnesses, cell phone tower tracking (the victims), transport and dumping etc.
It's not as easy as OP says, sure you might be able to do it a couple of times but eventually somebody is going to see something and then the police (who is smarter than you) will figure something out you missed and you go to prison and get assraped by jamal.

But desu a 17 year-old girl went missing in Denmark almost a year ago, was found 5 or so months later in a large pond, and since she was in water an so deteriorated there was no forensic evidence. there were no cameras in the area either and no witnesses (it was midnight) that saw her get into the car. But then there's always the chance that the girl you're trying to abduct gets lucky and escapes, then you're FUCKED because theres a witness. This is largely what busted Ted Bundy since they could do drawings of him, but also he was busted because of DNA..

>>38754273
This, but not just random people, random people who are of no social importance.
>go to chicago nigger neighborhood
>find person on street alone at night
>drive up, shoot them dead, drive away
>7 more murders that night, police don't give a shit anyways
but remember not to use an automatic, and if you do load the ammo with gloves and a mask on so you leave no DNA behind on the casings.

>>38753977
Because spree killing is more respected in the /r9k/ community.

>>38754057
yeah but phones track someone's movements before they've been killed, the police can look back and trace exactly where the person's travelled

/r9k/ is the suicide board
/b/ is spree killing board
and good ol faithful /toy/ is the serial killer board

but seriously its only hard if you live in the middle of a city and there are people/ cameras everywhere

>>38754383
>find person alone in park
>knock them out
>throw phone in lake
>phones last indication is said person was in park
>take body to your car
>drive off
>police now know said person was alone in park at midnight then vanished. literally no indication that you were there unless you take a phone with you.
the only way you'll get caught is as I said you live in a big city with lots of cameras or some pleb walks by and sees you dragging a body

>>38753977
>Why aren't more of you serial killers
M O T I V E

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>>38753977

Hi there, F.B.I.

oregano

>>38754383
So?
Lrbffjh

>>38753977
No it is not unless you live in the middle of bumfuck no where and ever then its a 50 50.
>source? my buddys a cop and there are cameras everywhere.

>>38754067
Eye witnesses.
There is a reason there are no mass killers anymore.
Well there is chicago and detroit but then youre going up against niggas who are literally fallout tier.

>>38753977
>Doesn't explain how to get away with it.

>>38753977
>killing people for free
what are you? muh environment white knight?

>b-but you can be a professional killer
I don't have the balls for this kind of business
not because of the targets, but if you fail you will dissapoint the costumer

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>>38754243
Nigger this aint NCIS or CSI:Miama.

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>>38754316
>but remember not to use an automatic
You dont know what an automatic is.
Every gun is a semi auto and full auto is easy to nigger rig and hard to buy legally.
I doubt you even shot a gun.
>Ruger MKII with 5 rounds .22LR three in head two in chest near heart.
Pick up the casings and move quickly but calm.
Never hit someone the might have buddys.

>>38756470
>not just using a wheelgun

>>38754243
you know you don't have to bring your phone right?

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>>38756548
>wheelgun
A revolver has an open space where the cylinder and chamber meet leading to a loud boom due to the explosion being exposed.
A Ruger MK 2 with a homemade or professional suppressor can help make it as loud as a pellet gun.
>TLDR revolvers are shit this isnt the last frontier.
>use poison if you want a better way.
See what I mean on pic related.
Good to use if you where a mobster in the 40s to 70s but terrible now a days.

>>38756629
A better bet would be to take a few packs of cigarettes and soak them in water.
Taking the black tar that develops after a few days and using a syringe to inject a target.
The autopsy will show he died from nicotine over dose.
There are many poisons and acids that can be used to kill silently.
My most favorite is piano wire and rubber hand guards.
You want to see saw the man necks or twist the wire and pull in opposite directions.
Yes I have done this before.

>>38756385
>There is a reason there are no mass killers anymore.

The usual estimate given by the FBI is that there are anywhere from 25-50 active serial killers in the U.S. at any given time. Yes, that includes this very minute.

>>38756775
>He thinks mexicans and blacks are people.
HAR HAR very funny anon.
Like I was saying.
Never put your back to the door.

>>38754172
Who's that?

original post

>>38756718
>injecting a target is realistic
sad rping

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>NEETs that get an anxiety attack even thinking about leaving the house
>being serial killers
What did he mean by this?

>>38753977
yeah sure killing random people you have never meet in your life is fun as hell.Just fucking off yourself you fucking moral degenerate.

>>38754005

I worked as a pizza boy for a couple of years, they're not that easy to lure into the house.

>have to chop body into 6 pieces
>have to destroy fingertips
>have to remove jawbone and smash teeth
>have to shave head
>need a pig farm and hungry pigs

sounds hard desu

>>38757583
why not put poison in the pizza? bonus points for something like ricin which has a delayed effect and is more difficult to detect