>tfw this will never happen in your life

Well obviously since you don't want it to happen.

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i am schizoid and that photo disgusts me, that display of emotion.

>>38751294
I'm fairly clingy but every hour?

Having a girlfriend that is too needy is fucking horrific

>hi anon
>hee hee anon what are you up to this half hour?
>here let's talk about inane shit again
>hi anon again!

All the fucking time. Fuck off.

>>38751414
>He comes to /r9k/ without the necessary emotional damage that you would need to want someone to care so much about you that they never leave you alone
Leave.

>>38751434
>everyone is like me

no we're not faggot, clingey broads are annoying. If you want one you're probably a pathetic cuck, but hey you do you.

>whore addicted to chad
NO WAY

>>38751434

>you would need to want someone to care so much about you

You fundamentally miss the point. Clingy is motivated by insecurity. Having to deal with that is what is emotionally damaging - because you don't dare break up with them for fear of being labelled every word under the sun with the social and work repercussions with that.

>>38751294
more like
>when you havent suck chads dick in 15 minutes

>>38751454
>clingey broads are annoying
And let me guess, you know this by experience?
Leave.

>>38751294
I dunno but you would of had that experience once or twice stanley

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>>38751294
>Implying real non fake whores do this stupid example of "love"
this is why you're single lol fuck you dumb faggot shit taste

>>38751482
>boo hoo its so hard having a girl that loves you that you don't love back
don't let the door hit you on your way out pal

Who's taking the picture?

You have been muted for 2 seconds

>>38751738
Nope, i've never been desired like that.
>>38751434
this so much, clingy gf seems perfect to me otherwise i would feel worthless
>>38751764
every woman does this when she meets a chad in her life

>>38751294
Just got home from visiting family and my gf is flouncing around in her panties- life is great

>>38751908
I had girls do that it just means they're extremely sexually submissive and doing it on cam just means she's willing to let everyone know instead of coming off as something besides a pitch tenting trophy gf. She is the fast food of the dating selection and you're the McChicken shitposter with shit taste women like that are shit but you're attracted to what you are what can you do.

>>38752306
>but you're attracted to what you are what can you do

you got that right, i have been treated uncaringly and coldly by women all my life, i need the opposite of that to feel human again, besides all women are sexually submissive but not all are clingy

>>38752351
Clingy girls are actually really manipulative but wow you'll get to learn that soon and then shitpost about your inevitable tragedies. Dumb niggerfaggot trip fag what is wrong with you be independent in a way that's not so fucking gay you pokemon vore watching nerd.

This photo is cute! Look at those prime humans enjoying eachother.

>>38752404
all women are really manipulative it's what they do, i would rather have a clingy one than a gf who doesn't even bother to pretend

>>38751294
>implying I want some slut that probably fucked 10 other guys to fuck up my shoes and pants

>>38752455
No not all women are manipulative but you're a fucking retard so you attract the retards. Sometimes believe it or not you are the filter. You probably don't even wash your hands you disgusting pokemon go playing nigger. Someone should put a fucking sign on your back that says "KICK THE DUMB NIGGER".

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>>38752531
>No not all women are manipulative

sure you really convinced me

>>38752565
Ugh I can't believe I'm responding to a tripfag but:

You are the one who should be doing the convincing. You're making a claim about all woman despite having met maybe .000001% of woman.

Provide evidence or take your misogyny to >>>/pol/

>>38752810
>You are the one who should be doing the convincing.

No, i couldn't care less about what you believe.

And pol isn't muhsoggyknee at all, in fact they are probably the biggest cucks about women seeing how most of them actually care about breeding and want tradcon bullshit back. I don't support nationalism or right wing so there is nothing for me there.

My gf is like this.
I am her first bf and she went to a stuck up school that was hard af so now she's still a tad childish when it comes to showing me her love.

She can be jealous as hell aswell, so that's that

>>38752306
Holy fuck, please tell me what the fondue of women then is Mr. Knows-it-all

>>38751294
I have this. And as an introvert at times it can be a little annoying when all I wanna do is drink and play rainbow 6 siege.

>>38752306
>dude being loved isn't as good as you think it is I get loved all the time I'm sick of it
Unironically kill yourself.

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>female coworker reaches over me to grab something while i was sitting down
>her leg slightly rubs against my arm

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>Unironically kill yourself.

This thread keeps getting better and better :^)

>>38753114
>namefag doesn't know how to quote or use a tripcode
Loving every laugh

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>>38753090
>cute girl im crushing on comes to sit next to me and chat
>hit it off great
>she even says bye when she leaves
>start clinging my hands to where she sat
>absorb all rhe leftover warmth
>get raging boner

A-anyone else know this feel?

>>38751294
My girlfriend does this. If I go out she's all over me when I get back.

Clingy girls are best girls.

>>38751908
Stop attention whoring you sad cunt

>>38753141
>cute girl im crushing on comes to sit next to me and chat
Sorry but I can't relate to this in any way

>>38753114
Do you happen to be a girl?

>>38753090
>violently twitch because of unexpected contact
>"wow anon haha did i scare you?"

>>38753141
Holy fuck, go to a therapist!
That's a soon to be a rapist level of creepyness...
>Sie ist vor gericht zusammen gebrochen unter Traenen, doch unter ihren Traenen konnte ich ihr falsches Laecheln sehen

>>38753293
holy shit can you kys already and stop telling everyone to go to a fucking therapist?

they can't help with anything, i hope someone rapes and murders your annoying ass

>>38753368
Your reaction clearly tells me you need professional help.
That's not a normal way to react to people wanting to help you anon.
What went wrong in your childhood? :/

>>38753368
>they can't help with anything
You don't go to a therapist so that they'll fix your problems, you go there so you can figure out how you can fix your problems.

>>38753293
>>Sie ist vor gericht zusammen gebrochen unter Traenen, doch unter ihren Traenen konnte ich ihr falsches Laecheln sehen
>>38753383
>:/
Real talk what other boards do you frequent and how much time have you spent on them and this one?

>>38751833
The girl's boyfriend.

The guy in the picture is just the girl's best friend from childhood. I don't know why everyone here thinks otherwise??

>>38752969
poor fella

organol

>>38753538
I am a long time lurker. Started with b and mu, now it's mainly r9k.
Been on this site for 6 years. But I am usually more of an observer.

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>>38751434
>tfw you've been isolated for so long that you despise all human contant but you're unsure if you actually do or if it's just a defence mechanism your subconcious put up to protect you from further damage

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>>38751294
only dicklets wear skinny jeans

>>38751514
I hope you realize that most of /r9k/ isn't an autistic failure like you. Mentally impaired anons are always the most vocal and obnoxious, as you're proving right now.

>>38754963
>hey guys I just heard about this place off of reddit lol frog memes

>>38755167
>off of
Sorry buddy but I've been on this shit site since 2006. Try not to have an aneurysm when your rationalizations crumble down eventually.

>>38755186
I've been here since 2003, my e-peen is bigger than yours. Now fuck off.

>>38755186
anon, the board is full of autistic failures. are you being lazy with your bait this morning?

Clingy girlfriends seem so fucking annoying to me, just act normal. Glad my gf doesn't act like a fucking middle schooler.

>>38755212
It's pretty impressive that you have been around that long and yet you're so oblivious.
>>38755234
Again, vocal minority. I can understand that you have such a strong desire to fit in that you will believe whatever makes you feel better, but if you actually look around you'll realize how many posts are outright satire and mock the autists of the board.

>>38751434
Fuck off faggot.
I'm a schizoid and somehow not emotionally damaged?
Brainlets like you should get gassed.

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>>38751294
It's your fault for being a thirsty cuck. Real man is annoyed and bored by women, not pining for a waifu to "love" them. WOMEN are the ones who are supposed to do the chasing and pining and melodramatic bulllshit. Men are supposed to be stoic and not give a fuck about the dumb whore's feelings.

Stop being an effeminate pussy.

>>38755266
>>38755212
>>38755186
You and I both know you haven't been here since a year that didn't end in teen, and if you have then you spent most of that time on underaged boards like /b/ or /v/, or else you would know how long you've been here doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to acclimate.
Fucking normalfags. They just don't get it.

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>>38751434
Why don't you turn gay if you wanna act like a woman?

Beta faggot

>>38755455
>or else you would know how long you've been here doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to acclimate
You're just continuing to prove me right. You "acclimated" to the autistic satire because you want to believe you're not alone in being a disappointment. Also, it's not like I brought up how long I've been here out of the blue. It was a direct response to an assumption as most actual autistic people here have no rebuttal aside from >n-n-newfag

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>tfw got a new vape
>my friends call it the optimus prime of vapes
>nonstop saying how it should be in a transformers movie
>Vapimus Prime
>Vapatron
>Talking about how my vape would transform while flashing lights of any color (it has a bunch of options on it to choose)
>Would go up to Bumble Bee
>As soon as he starts the first word milky clouds start coming out of his mouth
>He calls Bumble Bee a Bumble Bitch
>Blows smoke in his face
>Makes many bots go down on his milky head

>>38755309
This is kind of true