Stupid stuff that makes you cringe thread

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>Be me, long time ago
>Want gf really badly
>New school year starting
>Decide this is my chance to reinvent myself
>First day of school, I put on sunglasses and a leather jacket
>Try to pop up the collar but it's floppy so I hold it up
>Get on the bus and there's a bunch of other kids on it
>Walk right down the line and twirl around in the middle of the bus
>Decide to sit at the back of the bus and not say anything
>I was trying to be mysterious
>Bus gets to the school
>I stand up and walk down the line and twirl again
>Walk into the school and get to the classroom
>Put my arm over my chair and put my feet on the desk, my other hand holding my collar up
>Teacher tells me to stop
>I audibly and loudly scoff as I put my feet down
>Scoff again to make sure everyone heard it
>It's lunchtime and we walk into the cafeteria
>I walk into the middle of the room and look around
>I put my foot on a chair and use both hands to hold up the collar
>"RIGHT" I scream, making a bunch of people turn to me
>"WHO GONNA BE THIS HANDSOME MAN'S BEAUTIFUL WIFE?"
>Nobody responds and people eventually go back to talking
>Eventually go back home and ditch the shades and jacket
>I was 16 at the time