ITT: Interacting With Normies

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>at tim hortons, sitting down slouched over phone with earbuds in
>lady with clipboard starts trying to fucking talk to me
>don't even register what she's saying but I assume she wants money or for me to join some shitty organization
>keep on saying I'm not interested
>asks what my "background" is I assume to pull me into her inane conversation
>say I'm not interested and she finally gets the message and leaves

do clipboard people just accost paying customers now? Jesus fuck. Normies are supposedly more socially adept then us but honestly it seems like a lot of them have no social awareness or tact

>>38749921
>sitting down slouched over phone with earbuds in

this wasnt the VIRGIN SIT, right anon?

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>>38749949
n-nooo

please no bully anon

>>38749921
normalfags have there own social standards that make no sense but then judge you if dont conform to them there just as autistic as us but in there own way

>>38749736
>>38749736
yuuko is my wife, please dont post her

>>38750025
She's a dirty little slag, I have pictures to prove it

Why do you guys sperg out when local restaurants recognize you? Usually if you become a long term customer they'll give you discounts and shit.

>>38750056
Because I don't want to say anything more than my order and "thanks".

Normies wanna fucking be nosy and ask you personal shit.

>>38750087
They're just trying to be friendly/make small talk with you, autist.

>>38750056
why do food service workers have to make conversation instead of just getting me my food all they should say is "hi, what is your order " then take it

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>>38749921
>tim hortons

Better luck next time.

>>38750097
They already do that most of the time, they're making conversation because most people don't frequently go to the same place and order the same food every time.

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>>38750097
>hi, what is your order

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>>38750129
one egg

>>38750112
just because you see someone alot does not mean you need to treat them special

>>38750141
fuck you yuuko is great

>>38750094
I KNOW AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO

I want my food, that's all

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>>38750141
>Let's see...one egg
>Your order will be out shortly

I actually recognised someone who works at my local KFC walking past me in town. I smiled at him because in my mind I thought "that's someone I know" but because they weren't in uniform I didn't instantly figure it out. He gave me a confused look and kept walking.

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>>38750180
>heh *envenoms yolk*
>time to put and end to that virgins suffering once and for all

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>>38750240
>One egg ready to eat
>Bon appetite anon!

>>38750258
mMMMMMmm this is the best egg I've ever h