>two girls want to meet me on PoF >have to pay to

>>38749718
here's an even worse one
>on okcupid
>check global profiles
>find the perfect girl
>unabashed nympho
>gamer
>INFP (she actually had the personality test results in her bio)
>wholesome moralfag values
>overall 93% match with my questionairre results
>lives in fucking new york, 1000+ miles away

should've asked her for steam acc so we could at least be buddies.
if you live in new york, best luck to ya.

>>38749718
nobody has any shit online dating experiences?

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>>38749718
Had experience similar to that yesterday.
>playing Oblivion
>making hand to hand orc with big fatass cartoon face
>random chick messages me
>"Your name popped up from the random friend search, I'm looking for some new people to talk to,"
>k
>"Whatcha doin'?"
>nigga I'm playin video games what the fuck else would I be doing
>"I just got done playing infinite warfare, it's summer so I'm just enjoying my time with my friendos."
>k
>"Wanna try something?"
>Sure, whatever.
>"Me and my friend came up with this weird idea, I thought she was crazy at first, but it was really fun. Don't laugh if I tell you."
>"what is it?"
>"We fuck ourselves with random objects on stream."
>k
>"I think you're pretty cool so I'll set up a room for you and my friend, here's the link."
>k
>"Just set up a profile and put in your credit card and you're good to go."
>They've activated my trap card.
>"Seems shady, but I'm bored so whatever."
>"Yeah well, you're pretty shady yourself."
>skepticism instensifies after this
>"You're telling me that out of all the millions of people you chose me to watch you stir your guts around with a dildo?"
>"Yep, special page for special people. brb getting ready"
>"This is a very elaborate attempt to steal my credit card info"
>no response after this
>go to link
>fill in form with fake meme info
>her profile pic is a generic shot of a white woman's ass
>360 and walk away
>check her xbox account
>0 trophies
>entire feed consists of friend requests
>double 180 and walk away
>get back to oblivion
>it shut off because I was away from the game for too long
>lost all the work I put into making that dumbass orc face
>just turn on youtube and go to sleep
Smart fuckin' bot.
Bastard just wanted to mess up my Oblivion playthrough.

>>38749718

>paying to see a profile on PoF
You're getting scammed, it's a free site. You can view any profile for free and you can message almost anyone for free. Some users can set their profile to only accept messages from upgraded (paid) members but 99% don't do that.

>>38751079
no way dude
I was messaged through the xbox app by the exact same scammer
it was fun messing with it for a while but I knew it wasn't legit from the start

>>38751154
Was gonna tell microsoft about it but I'm a lazy fuck, some retard will bitch about getting his money stolen eventually.

>>38751114
i didn't pay, i just changed my quote thing to say "free account so message me if interested" or something like that.

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>28 girls want to meet me on pof
>haven't messaged anyone

>>38751217

Why? That just makes you sound desperate and it's redundant because your profile will be marked differently if you're paid.

>>38751247
well not differently enough for people to realize that they need to message me so i can who they are.

>>38751206
it's gotta be literal children falling for these scams though
i could only report from the app for the stupidest reasons
>hurt feelings
>hurt feelings over voice
>hurt feelings over profile picture
>cheating

it's not fair; the system is broken

>>38749718
That image in the op is me to the point. God damnit

>>38751285
I have no fucking idea why everything on xbone is so watered down and shitty compared to 360.
>no player ratings
>can't give negative review of other people so the same retards you hate keep ruining your matches over and over
>report system just asks if someone triggered you instead of asking if someone broke the rules
>this makes it difficult to report people unless you want to write 5 paragraphs and go to court to testify
>removed "what people are playing" and "games you want people to play" section
>have to prowl friend list like a rapist if you want to actually play a game with friends
>can no longer prowl other people's friend lists like a rapist
>store is just a big jumbled shithole instead of being organized like 360's
>couldn't buy home background
>they at least allowed us to make our own backgrounds
>couldn't change gamerpic,had to use preset ones, 360 pics get deleted after changing once, 360 pics were microscopic
>took 4 years after launch to allow custom gamerpics
Thanks, Bill.