>hear recording of self >turns out I sound like a fucking faggot

Everyone thinks they sound like a faggot.

I thought I 100% sounded retarded until My first gf told me she really liked the sound of my voice, I still don't believe her to this day

But yeah how you hear yourself and how other people hear you is totally different.

>>38749679
Really?? Let me see.

>>38749679
>sing in a car a lot
>start to think I am pretty good at this
>record myself
>listen
>want to kill self
>never sing in car again

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>hear a recording of myself
>my voice sounds raspy and alpha as fuck

>come to the states at 11 years old
>horrible spanish accent
>FF to now, 18 years old
>horrible spanish accent

I should have spoken more to get rid of the accent but I almost never spoke and won the Most Quiet "award" in my senior yearbook

>hear recording of self
>sound like a fucking retard

>>38749838

Most quiet award? Jesus fucking Christ it's like they encourage kids to shoot up schools nowadays

>>38749679
I know that feel

That's why I rarely talk.

>>38749920
yeah dude I was valedictorian and people babied me and treated me like I was retarded

Whenever I hear a voice recording of myself it sounds so nasally. I actually really hate my voice. My mother says that I need to talk in a deeper voice too otherwise I sound so wimpy. :(

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Post vocaroos lads I wanna hear what other robots sound like

>tfw I sound like a fag

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zURwBVlfJN

>>38750943
I can barely understand what you are saying.

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>have always had an extremely soft voice, people have been making fun of it since as early elementary
>kids would ask why I had a girl voice and a teacher would embarrass me in front of the class and tell me to speak in a big boy voice
>adult now, friends still make fun of it, mimic it, and tell me I sound like a baby

>hit 10 years old
>voice cracks 24/7
>hit 12
>suddenly sound 18
>my voice was just that deep
I still feel like a small person yet my voice is deep and I'm 6'
Isn't that great?

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>normally sound like a faggot
>when I haven't eaten in a long time, voice gets noticeably deeper.
what does my body mean by this?

>hear recording of self
>turns out I sound like a fucking autist

for some odd reason i sound like a homosexual

>>38749679
your voice is an illusion sounds are not even real

My voice is actually really attractive and people always tell me that it's my best feature

>>38750943
Thank you for making me feel better about my shitty voice.

>>38749679
i was playing vidya with my friends and one of them was streaming one day. I went to the stream and realized that I sounded like a girl/pre-teen

I know that feel. I get anxiety thinking about all the people who have heard my retarded voice before.

>>38749679
Why does my voice sound like a teenage boys when im 23

Hearing my recorded voice when I was about 17 completely destroyed my confidence.
At first I thought maybe the recording just made it sound weird, but everybody else's voice sounded just the same.

I became very self conscious about how I sounded, and spoke to people less and less.

>>38750943
holy moly you sound exactly like me, we even have the same speech pattern.

>>38751618
Post voice desu, I wanna see if thats true

>>38751548
>>38751097
Rude desu senpai, I know I mumble though if that's what you guys mean

>>38750943
Are you in a chicken coop?

r8 voice and also r8 my english pls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DKbJHyvOmF

>>38751693
Your English is good.
I would trade your voice for my shit voice any day.

>>38751680
I used my laptops mic to record that

>>38751566
>>38749679

Because you hear the vibrations of your own jaw bone so you think your voice sounds bassy.

>>38751728
thank you my man

http://vocaroo.com

Do it. It can't be that bad

>>38749679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FQBcznuva6

>>38749679

You can cup your hands around your ears a certain way and you'll hear yourself as others hear you. There's utube clips and stuff out there that shows how.

>>38750943
I recorded this for yesterday's thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnakW0EKPl

I didn't knew what to say so i just sang the song i was listening.

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>>38749679
>people tell me I have a monotone
>listen to a recording of myself
>monotone

>>38751864
are you high on something?

Lasagna

>>38749679
>hear recording of myself
>I sound alot more like a mexican than i thought

>>38751959
what? no. Im actually really tired.

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>monotone
>nothing to say
>anxious as hell
>awkward
>sound like a teenager
how do you people constantly have something to say?

>>38750943
Your voice is pretty normal Anon

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>>38749679
>hear myself talk
>found out I have, and have had a lisp this whole time
>on top of said lisp I also have a serious mumbling issue
jdimsa

>>38752075
>Your voice is pretty normal Anon

Thanks

>>38750943
very cute, you sound like frankjavcee but gayer

>>38750943
You sound pretty chill lad

>>38752114
>very cute
Y-You too

My bf tells me I talk faggy

>>38749679
>hear recording of self
>sounds like I have a neurological disorder

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tfw ultrafaggy voicelet

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wBtwZaXyq2

All of you are fucking pussies

>>38752221
Lets hear your voice then chad

>>38752236
On mobile and about to drive to work. Give me an app or something I can use and like an hour

>>38749679
>feel like voice is normal
>everyone at fast food places calls me mam over the voice order thing
>people on phones think i'm a girl
>do girl voice on purpose on phone chat line
>get dozens of replies from thirsty men
>several tell me I sound adorable

What the fuck? I wish I looked as good as my voice apparently sounds.

>>38752214
If that really is your natural voice then i'm really sorry, that shit sound like the stereotypical flamboyant gay voice.
You literally sound like the gayest kid from my highschool.

in fact, F, if this is you, go fuck yourself.

>>38752255
Could you record yourself singing something?
It doesn't have to be something difficult, i just want to hear your voice.

>>38752264
Yeah that's pretty much my natural voice, it changes a bit depending on the tone but not that much

>>38749712
I had a QT tell me she liked my retarded autist drawling voice once. Then again I think she was just trying to be nice because she read some depressing shit i posted. I miss her, honestly, she was kind to me even if she wasn't attracted to my disgusting body at all and I think that's valuable

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>Have really silent voice
>cant pronounce r
>it sounds like y
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>hear my own voice
>turns out I actually have a really deep voice
feelsbadman

>>38752370
is your voice high pitched or low?

>>38752293
I tried but I don't have a mic and my laptop is shitty and busted. It sounds like i'm recording from the wing of an airplane mid flight.

Moved to Australia 5 years ago and now I have this stupid fucking voice

my laptop mic is awful so thankfully i can't record it to be laughed at

>>38752420
That's a shame, however, i thank you for making the effort.

>>38752394
I think its average. My music teacher called it baritone. If i dont pronunce R i kind of sound normal except its silent. Otherwise i sound like toddler.

>>38750943
sounds like an irish man with an affected valley girl accent

>>38752387
Having a deep voice is a good thing.

>>38752387
>feelsbadman
are you a trap or something?

>>38749679
I fucking hate listening to the sound of my voice

>>38752468
That's good, if you had a high pitched voice you would sound cute/funny, and if you had a low voice you would sound like someone with some kind of brain damage.

Having normal voice in this case is the best.

>>38752499
>>38752515
no but it's very low, like under 90hz I've heard jokes like I have a darth vader voice

>>38752556
just because people make jokes about it doesn't mean it's a bad thing

>voice sounds kind of good when it's not phlegmy
>it's phlgemy 99% of the time
ree

>>38752582
but most singer haves higher voices so it's hard to sing many songs in the original keys

>>38752616
why are you singing songs you fuckin fag

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Anyone else here /lisp/?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KIZlH9OyEv

Please dont bully me

>>38750943
it makes me uncomfortable that you sound so similar to me

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>play fighting games
>be forced to commentate something on stream
>voice is dry and uncharismatic as a damp rag

>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MUX8tR8aru

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>play guitar
Hey this sounds pretty good
>record my playing
>sounds like shit

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>>38750943
what should i say originally

>>38752599
Just drop the cigs.

>>38751693
You have a good voice man
Your english sound like a russian trying to read
But mine is a lot worse
t spaniard

Sounding like a faggot lowered my self esteem. It's just one of many reasons though.

>>38751693
Are you french? You don't sound underaged desu

>>38752748
but anon I don't even smoke

>>38752790
Well, then. You phlegmy motherfucker.

>>38752773
have you tried not talking like a faggot at least?

This thread confirms that /r9k/ has been taken over by thirsty faggots.

>>38750943
this is exactly what id imagine the average robot to sound like

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>>38752854
>implying it wasn't any different before

>>38752922
*was
Oregami commentato desu~

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s19tUPFTqcqv
Do I sound like a fag?

>>38752983
You don't sound like a faggot; congratulations. You are already a step ahead of everyone in this thread.

>>38749679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DObAvaTsTb

>>38752830
I think it's just the way I sound. I get called ma'am over the drive-throughs a lot.

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>>38749679
>femanon
>don't talk that much so don't really have a good idea of what my own voice even sounds like for a while
>after hearing my voice more often when talking to people, realize it sounds pretty good
>hear recording of myself
>sound like a fucking prepubescent boy

>>38753024
You can adopt different prosody, inflections etc. if you want to. It's these things that cause the issue, because men can't really naturally speak at a woman's pitch and timber without a great deal of conscious effort.

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>record of my voice sounds weird but oh well I don't talk much anyways
>eventually muster the courage and talk to people during multiplayer games
>get compliments from guys (no it doesn't sound girly), they tell me I sound *insert the same 3 or 4 celebrities here*
>girls tell me they get turned on by my voice
It is either a the biggest scam since the Truman Show or it is true.

Too bad I'm a depressed fatso with tons of mental and health issues or I could actually have friends.

My voice sounds like a fucking rat trying to imitate human speech. I only talk to myself so talking to other people doesn't really work, my voice is too weak.

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>people say I have a nice voice
>others say I sound like Cr1tiKal/Penguinz0
>or a porn actor.
>others say I sound like am dying from the inside
>hear it myself and I can't see any of it.

they were just blowing air honestly, false compliments.

>finally record and listen to my own voice a few years ago
>taken aback by how young, dorky, and weird I sound
I have a really soft, high, and effeminate voice. Looking back, I could understand how women rejected me all the time. My voice doesn't exactly make womens' panties moist. I've never heard anyone comment on my voice because I'm pretty sure no one wants to hurt my feelings.

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>Say something in game
>'What the fuck was that lmao'
>'Are you even speaking English?'
>'Talk properly retard'

>>38754306
My accent sucks too anon. I've been trying to improve but i feel pretty fucked, idk how to fix it.

>>38754323
I feel bad for you, sounds like you're trying while really it's my own fault. Talking to myself feels weird/difficult while it's too embarassing to practice with an actual person.

>>38754400
I use yootoob vids where they present tongue twisters and such. I don't really know if it's working though, you know, no one to talk to.

>>38750943
I'm >>38754261

Tell me what you think, /r9k/.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U94pMDvyoC

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>>38754486
Very cute voice desu but I'm assuming you're not a fag, are you?

>have smooth buttery deep voice
>people tell me I sound like cr1tikal

>Hear recording of self
>Sound like a fucking redneck

>>38754511
I am bisexual, with a preference for women. I'm also in my mid-20's and still sound like a teenager.

>>38754529
That's not too bad then if you look decent. Nothing to be ashamed of really, but if you're not wanting to fit a cutesy image I could see it being annoying to deal with.

>>38754548
Thanks, anon. I guess I look decent but I never really had the idea that I fit more into the "cute" category.

>>38754526
what a great source of humour

>>38754575
Well you said it yourself in your earlier post
>taken aback by how young, dorky, and weird I sound
With a description like that, I wouldn't picture "manly" as a category for it to fit in to. Just don't be so self-conscious and go fuck some gay dudes or dom women.

>>38754606
>Well you said it yourself in your earlier post
Yeah, I guess I had zero self-awareness. My voice had always sounded "normal" to me, like baritone.

>Just don't be so self-conscious and go fuck some gay dudes or dom women.
The thing is, I'm not particularly submissive and am more of a dom myself, so I think the way I sound and look impacts the way people think of me sexually. I've had at least one domme come onto me but I'm not into that.

>>38754511
>Tfw will never get this kind of reaction
It's not fair REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38750943
yeah I have a girly voice too tee hee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HYzkouavJK

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>>38754640
I suppose in that case try to find someone who's a switch at least? I said before I wasn't sure if you were wanting a cutesy image, but I don't think the voice alone should be a deal breaker. I'm sure some subs wouldn't mind with the way it sounds. For women though, it might be tough to get through that, but it shouldn't be impossible so don't give up hope. The way someone sounds only goes so far, whereas the way someone acts and presents themselves goes a much longer way.
>>38754652
Post your voice then, fagboy.

>>38754691
Moe!
kawaiiblox

People really seem to like my voice for some reason, I've heard this for the past 8 years. New guild members in WoW would always comment on it and I hear it regularly in csgo today and women say it when I call places. The people in csgo always say I sound 40 and I don't really hear it from recordings, idk.

>>38754700
>I suppose in that case try to find someone who's a switch at least? I said before I wasn't sure if you were wanting a cutesy image, but I don't think the voice alone should be a deal breaker. I'm sure some subs wouldn't mind with the way it sounds. For women though, it might be tough to get through that, but it shouldn't be impossible so don't give up hope. The way someone sounds only goes so far, whereas the way someone acts and presents themselves goes a much longer way.
Thanks, anon. I know a woman right now who's a switch and she seems fond of me, but I haven't really tried to talk to her seriously out of fear of rejection.

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>>38754700
It's hideous and will never be 'very cute'.

>still feel like a 12yo boy
>hear own voice
>deep as fuck

n-no... it's impossible

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>>38754736
That's great! You should at least try to get closer then, even if nothing romantically comes of it. I believe in you, anon.
>>38754751
If you're going to shoot yourself down like this before I even get the chance to, then I don't know what to tell you.

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>>38749679
>hear recording of self
>Instantly orgasm because how deep and enthralling my voice is

Voicelets, when will they learn?

>hear recording of myself
>voice always sounds WAY deeper and more muddled

I think it's ok though

>>38754762
>could have a nice voice if you varied your nice deep voice
>instead it's a monotone bore

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oobnqbLSug

fucking end me

>>38754772
>That's great! You should at least try to get closer then, even if nothing romantically comes of it. I believe in you, anon.
But I'm also a broke loser who's barely working any hours, still lives at home, and doesn't have a car. Should I go for it anyway?

Now I know why people ignored me in group conversation so much.

>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eg9kT3a2RM

This is my voice, I am kinda awkward.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iSEBLmprMX

>>38754801
god, you have to worst english accent

like cbbc tier

>>38751214
give me the vocc

>>38754790
>voice sounding deeper than it does in your head
this feels like the opposite of what should be expected

>>38754804
Hmm, probably go for it without the expectation of getting a gf. If it doesn't work out, try again later maybe. As long as you work to improve your situation I think she has the potential to gain interest in you over time. People with ambition are generally seen as more attractive.

>>38751272
I'm the same way orrgin

>>38751272
>hit 13
>voice breaks
>27 years old
>voice still cracks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38754823
Your voice sounds really nice. You sound like you're probably a pretty cool person IRL.

>>38754826
A little awkward but not too bad. I've seen people who sounded like you IRL but commanded some respect.

>>38754844
>Hmm, probably go for it without the expectation of getting a gf. If it doesn't work out, try again later maybe. As long as you work to improve your situation I think she has the potential to gain interest in you over time. People with ambition are generally seen as more attractive.
Yeah, I'm pretty ambitious. I really, really want to climb out of the hole that I'm in now and eventually find work doing what I enjoy. I definitely don't want to be in the same place I am now in 2 years.

>>38754486
W E W yeah sorry about that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u1f1HBcHpA

>>38754831
Yeah but not deep in a good way. a more monotone ugly way

>>38754829
t-thanks anon hehe

Anyone here have a real quiet monotone voice? Is it autism? Lots of people say I whisper or growl.

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>>38754924
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your coment was too low in content (0.0000000000000% content).

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>everyone here sounds relatively normal
>do a vocaroo recording
>voice sounds beyond fucked up

>>38754955
Is it Italy ???

>>38754969
but you are a lainposter so you are still CUTE

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KlXft0HHsI (embed)
tfw when you sound like you've never gone through puberty and you are still that annoying 15 years old boy

>>38754976
I am quite cute desu, a normalfag friend said I have nice hips the other day.

>>38754970
no
sorry for deleting that post but I forgot to add picture for attention

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>be french
>have a feminine voice when I speak French and English
>have a 'normal' to 'manly' voice when I speak any other language

>talk to somebody on the phone a few times
>met them in person
>"you sounded taller"
fuck you bitch

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1djEYyLiFzq

What's my autism/gay/kiddie/cismale ratio?

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>>38749712
This gave me unneeded feels for some reason

Also, my voice:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B4lHNg731r

ok if evens I vocaroo

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fuck this, man

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Tcw3vvANW

>>38755099
Great voice mate, you Australian?

>>38749920
they literally do

i got in trouble for making a sword out of my ruler in third grade and the principal told me i was going to be "the next columbine"

>>38755117

Thanks mate, and yea, South Aussie.

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i am so insecure and anxious and retarded i can't fucking talk why was i even born
heres the link if you wanna fucking laugh of me and feel better for yourself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbjRAR2zkj

>>38755108
>proclamation is in English
lmao what a fucking meme country

>>38755207
You still have a cool accent, insecurities can be beaten

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>>38755262
c...cool accent? you really think so?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zbSZ8qCADP
Im' sure that hearing more of me would change your mind

>>38755104
boy oh boy
I'm >>38754925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zdj3rZZPZI
My phone saves recordings in 3gpp, I hate that

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>>38755199
Do you look like this by any chance???

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12aHUn5LjMo
Mic is shit, but you can still hear the autism

>tfw I sound like an autistic sperg
>tfw people say "you have to compensate lmao"
>tfw too incompetent to learn anything worthwhile to compensate for all my flaws
j-just be yourself, amirite lads?

>>38755329
Nope you have a cool accent, good English as well

I've had people tell me i sound like a monotone bored lets player.

Better than a faggot i guess.

>>38755497
>monotone lets player
I prefer those to all the normalniggers with facecams. At least they focus on the fucking game

>>38755434
Spot on, but I have bigger eyebrows

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>>38755464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bcWpxqhSSJ
oh and i am italian if you are wondering

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>>38755437
>doesn't post autistic sperg vocaroo

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>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0om8xMJkM4P

Do I have to sign on the dotted line or something?

>>38754964
did you just call me a mexican

>>38755877
What's the point, anon I know how pathetically spergy I sound and so do all humans.

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>>38755108
nice lisp paddy

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>>38749679
apparently i sound like kurt cobain. every girl tells me that and think it's sexy. my voice does sound like him if i watch videos of him in interviews and stuff. it's a bit weird because i don't do drugs at all and live on the other side of the country from where he did. i look a lot like him too so good for me.

>hate voice but can tolerate listening to it if necessary
>can not ever abide seeing myself in video
>all autistic movements and stims that i sometimes forget exist are all painfully clear and obvious

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18hmYtZNkdw

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1niOnZcI4AL

Here we go

>>38749679
You're probably talking wrong. You can see a speech therapist to fix it or practice on your own. The most common problems faggy sounding men have is talking from high in the throat or mouth and not using any chest tone. Watch youtube vids about how to speak from your chest and just consciously practice doing it for 1hr/day till it becomes habbit.

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Can't record on mobile, I guess?

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>>38749679
>hear recording of self
>turns out I sound like a teenager pretending to have a deep voice

>>38757304
it sounds more like they just talk with feminine cadence too much

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>Post one when thread has died

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>>38757464
>make a post
>thread dies soon after
every time

>>38757454
That is solved using the exact same method. It's all about getting comfortable with how manipulating your voice changes it. Set up an recording program with a 1 s delay and just talk as your move your voice around till you find where you like it and practice keeping it there.

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>>38757552

>Get a (You)
>It's not on the vocaroo post

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>>38757575
There's always next thread anon

>>38757167
mildly faggy. sorry anon.

>>38757689

Nah, you're full of shit. I'd go grab a gameplay recording or something, but that's way too much effort.

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>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pr49B59FOh

n-no lewding!

>>38758855
Do you have a bf? Please say no.

I've been told I talk like Marilyn Manson.
Is that good or bad?

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>>38758921
I actually don't origano

>>38754526
iktf anon. I sound like someone trying to parody how they think southerners sound

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>>38749679

GUYS PLEASE STOP THIS ANIME SHIT IT IS GOING TOO FAR

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v7UCkDVIgK

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>>38759107
>no anime on a anime website

that's like saying you don't like soccer if you're on a soccer club

>>38759107
I can't tell if this is a troll or just some newfag trying to pretend they've been here for more than a few years.

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>>38756366
i don't have a fucking lisp
what the fuck

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I'm 19 goddam years old and my voice never matured

>>38759175
>>/h/

That is where you go

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LuVleE65vI

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>>38759276
>proofed himself to be a newf*g

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>>38759107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FWz8Ylcs7C

>>38755099
I like it man, honestly you should do some Tom Waits style shit

>>38749679
Hear self, voice is retardly deep.
Sometimes I speak so fast that it sounds like excited grumbling.

>>38749679
May I suggest killling yourself, friend?

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>>38755207
even my discord bot knows

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>>38759325

YOU ARE WRONG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLIQwd6PJt

>>38751356
Loud & high pitch = energy
Quite & low pitch = less energy

Hungry = running low on energy

Wow, that one really activated my almonds.

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>>38759107
I fucking LOVE Irish/Scottish accents (can't tell the difference easily because dumb burger)
I would listen to you do a radio show or more anon. No lie.

>>38759465
you irish fuck.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Ey33FxsPL

>>38751864
What in the fuck are you rambling about

>>38759622
I AM SCOTTISH NOT IRISH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Bk3jWSbjL

>>38759575
Thanks anon, I am Scottish and actually don't hate anime. I am just baiting cause I am bored

>>38759682
Go back and listen then potato. YOU CANNOT PROVE ANYTHING.

>>38751356
it means your hungry

>>38759175
4chan is now the 205th most popular website globally and 74th in the us. It is still rising in popularity

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>>38749679
>turns out I sound like a fucking faggot


I'm an actual fag and people say I have Chad voice in vocaroo threads. feelsgoodman.jpg

>>38759888
Then post it you fag

>>38749679
Post your voice.

>>38749712
Am I the only one who likes his voice? I used to not like it as it was very nasally, but I changed it to be more throaty overtime and I've gotten neutral commentary, platonic admiration, and a compliment from a girl.

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>>38750943
Here ya go:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TDyAmVBkrh

Read a Wikipedia article.

>>38760285
Nice voice, sound like a cool guy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K4c2gq5RZ3

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>>38760285
You have a much more buttery voice than me, I'm jealous.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yFqNKgNCU2
It's best if you have a little fun with it. Also reading clearly on recording in one take is kinda fucking hard. God I wish we just normally heard what we sound like to other people.

>>38760607
Thanks bro.

>>38760807
Whatcha mean by buttery?

Holy crap you added music. Nice delivery.

>>38757167
pretty normal/cool voice

>>38760917
Like you have that relaxed tone naturally. My voice is just naturally tight so I sound like a fag if I try to sound relaxed.

>>38749679
Everyone hates their voice to some degree op, unless they are a narcissist.

What you hear has more bass than what everyone else hears due to shit with your skull. So what you hear, add an octave or two and that's your real voice.

>>38760153
How do you change your voice?

>>38761029
Like anything else I'm going to assume practice and a voice coach wouldn't hurt.

>women say "I love your accent"
>don't have an accent just a speech impediment

Why must I sound like a retard?

>>38750943
Are you talking on the phone or something? This is advanced mumbling, I only could make out "summons" a few times

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I havent spoken english since I left school
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1le1JWx0BEw

>>38751693
very good, deep, keep it up, nice work

>>38749679
>hear recording of self
>turns out I sound monotonous and as dead inside as I look
No wonder people seem to look at me like a leper.

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>Vocaroo thread
>"Huh I think I sould pretty normal"
>Record myself fucking around rapping
>Realize how insanely nasal my voice is
>"W-whatever, I'll post it and see what people say, I might get roasted a little but I'm sure it's not that bad"
>Never a single reply to my vocaroo


Hahaha hahahaha fuck y'all niggas

>>38761839
Yeah I was talking on the phone, only recorded my responses though. I was saying Salmon/s, not summons.

I always get told I mumble but I don't hear it myself even listening back to shit I say.

>>38761857
I like your voice it's nice

rate my voice. Does it make you wet?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BzW7Q7t09X

>>38763359
4/10, could use some work
oregesplomo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJWxOGcEI5
rate pls and I will rate you

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>>38752264
>in fact, F, if this is you, go fuck yourself.

If you're a decent looking Australian with a deep voice and you come to America you will get endless pussy/dick

>>38763686
3/10 can't say I enjoyed listening

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>voice is a lot deeper than I thought

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>>38750943
>Post vocaroos lads I wanna hear what other robots sound like
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R1wyJOltgr
hope you're happy

>>38749797
>raspy
>alpha

pick one fag

>>38751936
Same bro... Especially when im tired, my ex told me i sound like a boring recording of an encylcopedia. Bit of advice, try to fluctuate your voice if your into nerdy things or else youre just a weird sperg to everyone else.

>>38749679
Heres the thing: Your skull completly changes how you hear your voice. If you hear a recording it will sound weird since your brain knows it is you, but the sound is different than it remembers, making you feel weird.
>t. someone with an actually bad voice

>>38753348
>am dying from the inside
>false compliments
You might want to rethink your definition of the word "compliment"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ypfz7fNPdm
wow i felt so anxious doing this.
If you can post your voice without feeling emberassed you're a hero to me.

>>38750047
>used to be babied
>some girl was talking to me in a simple way
>ask why shes talking like she aint left preschool
>friends start smirking and shit
>she gets all uppity at me, saying how i look slow
>note: she was semi-stacy who is a d/c grade student
>call her out
>she get loud
>whatever, just dont talk down to others man
>she pouts and gets on with her work
>dont get spoken down to, actually get along to a degree
im a virgin no surprise

>>38764860
Bro you shouldn't feel so anxious, your voice sounds fine.
We all have anxiety here.

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>born into a country with lovable accents
>have a lisp and a shit nasal voice that makes me sound like a kid
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aCAFsw9XHV
Please tell me my voice isn't too bad or that there's some way to fix this
I got very nervous during the recording of this, which is why I was barely audible at certain points.

>>38766216
To be honest, sounds good man.

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>>38766216
>I got very nervous during the recording of this, which is why I was barely audible at certain points.

>>38766216
Be more confident and don't mumble man. Then you would sound normal.

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>>38766521
pls no bully
I don't usually record myself reading/speaking

>>38751543
vocaroo that shit right now i want to hear your voice

>>38766216
where u from senpai
the way u say nazi party got you sounding like a pirate lol

>>38766595
holy fuck you are beyond new

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>>38766739
Ireland
The word party definitely is the point at which my accent is most noticable

>>38766216
>it's another "Irish person with an affected American accent because he learned to speak from watching television" episode

>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dD8uNHyjD8

>>38750943
honest opinions please
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0WAjlZsfh

>>38755972
you sound like David X. Cohen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nVjqSCYOs

>>38752664
sorry dude but you sound like you have a videogame youtube channel with 100 subs and you are doing a commentary with gameplay

>all these people getting compliments on their voice

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEE

>>38766895
If you had a solid mic you would be nice to listen to.

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>>38759300
now i can go to sleep

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>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wXdi6CRB23
ESL, pls no bully

>>38749679
>lived in Australia from the ages of 2 to 14
>moved back to the states in time for high schools
>stacies told me my accent was sexy
>they still wouldn't fuck me.
>they kept pestering me to "say something in australian"
>mfw it's the same damn language

>>38767781
5/10
Can't even tell what you said anyways.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m00fdfVNBV
I've been told I sound halfway between being stoned and a subway announcer

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my voice rules http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GvM35EoZgl

>>38750943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G1sIu8mA8y

Guess
Guess

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>talk on mic
>someone instantly places your accent down to the specific region

>>38769063
you are a SWEDE

>>38769100
can you tell where I'm from?
>>38766895

>>38768957
did you jam the mic up your ass and talk into it via a megaphone

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Should I just never speak again?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OmIzQpnsQX

>>38769103
Negative kind sir

*teleports away into the mist*

>>38769339
No, it kinda doesn't

pineapples

bumping the thread desu famalam know what im sayin

>>38751693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bi9ihILD72

jokes

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>>38759107
this is you dude
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CSVjS597CN

>>38755108
gay potatoe/10

>>38759107
Every board is an anime board faggot

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>>38749679
>Record myself when I was young
>Sounded like an insufferable faggot
>Develop a fear of ever using a microphone, always imagining that voice
>Decide to test if my headset's microphone worked by recording and playing it back
>Voice now sounds like a really generic college chad
>Crippling fear of using microphones doesn't go away despite that

I was starting to use voice chat a lot after years of being too scared to. And then I heard my nasally stereotypical nerd voice. I did a recording later, it was pure ear rape. I've been subjecting people to this my entire life without knowing. Never used voice chat again after this.

>>38749679
I think microphones really fuck with your voice. I have a fag voice on mic but irl its not that bad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yn21AiNdEv

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00VyuhpkAnR
I kind of spazzed out at the end

>>38772920
You have a nice voice, anon. Don't be afraid to use your mic when you play games.

>>38749679
>grill, 18 y/o, tfw voice is barely feminine and am often mistaken for young boy or gay boy over microphone

kill me

>>38772940
Thanks, anon. I have this fear of mispronouncing my words because I rarely ever speak. I also hate that long s sound I make. I know it's normal and lots of people have it, but i get bugged by it

>>38772983
I didn't notice anything wrong when you spoke. I think as long as you don't point it out you will be fine.
>>38772954
I know those feels.

>>38773021
I'll try my best. Thanks again for the uplifting words

>>38767321
w-what
what does that even mean

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>tfw autistic so I sound retarded when i talk
>tfw a lot of people treat me like I am retarded wherever I go
Fucking kill me.

My voice constatly breaks when I talk and sometimes make long pauses, this probably makes look like fucking retard.

Yesterday I went to buy a pizza while waiting in line I kept repeating my order so I don't mess up, when is finally my turn the first thing I do is mispronounce my order, I stop mid sentence realizing my mistake, cashier uh-hu continue please, I'm mess but even stuttering I finish my order, feels like a retard all the way home.

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>>38763264
Thanks, I will treasure this compliment

>>38761029
Open your throat more until it stretches and naturally sounds more throaty as opposed to nasally. You want the sound coming from your throat, not from your nasal passages.