That kid a Thread > That fat kid who had a Lamborghini background

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What is the point of these threads? All you guys do is say dumb shit like that, OP. No body cares about some computer background. I thought these threads were supposed to be about pointing out some of the more funny or relatable tropes we grew up with, not nonsense like this. Your's isn't even all that bad, but the thread will slowly devolve into shit like "2 stairs" or "ran in the hallway"

>that kid who asked if you watched hentai and made shit anime drawings

>>38749612
>Lamborghini

I know right. What a loser. I had a Maserati.

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> That kid who alwase walked around alone during breaks trying to look busy

>>38749612
>that kid who died of leukemia

my gf was that kid

>>38750813
Top kek right here. That's a hilarious way to drop that bomb

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>that kid who bullied me throughout high school and was an overall condescending prick
>tfw we you heard he was arrested in college for soliciting nude photos from a 14y/o girl

I never felt so vindicated.

>>38749653
>that girl who knew you were depressed and would always ask you if you were okay when you didn't come to lunch for a while

> that weird kid who seemed to invite himself to your group of friends, so you make fun of him constantly to his face, but it doesn't seem to stop him from inviting himself to your group of friends

>that kid who was like at least 20% retarded but high functioning
>asks health teacher if its illegal to grow marijuana
>teacher says yes
>he has really scared look on face
>I tell class "Anon's dad grows marijuana!"
>class laughs, he looks at me real angry
>later, called him a retarded Puerto Rican
>when alone in the bathroom, he put me in a headlock and threatened to beat the shit out of me, I beg him to stop
>he responds "OK I LET U GO BUT DUN EVER MAK FUN OF ME AGAIN"

And then...

>that crazy black kid who was friends with you but only in school, never hung out with him outside
>he loaded up hentai on some kids computers in the computer lab and then yelled "ANON IS LOOKING AT CHINESE CARTOON PORN [literally said that phrase]
>one time he asked me to "punch him as hard as I could" in the chest to see how strong I was
>it was in the locker room, so did it
>loud chest punch sound resonates
>he slams into locker, falls down, and starts breathing really heavily
>coach hears it, comes around and asks whats the matter
>"Nothin..." he says
>that one time when you and the black kid misbehaved so badly, you made a teacher cry

I miss that black kid. He moved to a different school. I probably would have turned out a bad kid if he stuck around though.

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>>38749653
>That kid who was a party pooper

That kid who used to fap nwhen the teacher wnenfnoit ajahjajajajajja

>that kid who ripped up my math homework every day and bragged to everyone about it in eighth grade
>in tenth grade, he visually got sadder and ended up getting expelled for writing edgy shit in a journal that he showed his edgy friend
>he got put in an asylum

Faggot got what he deserved

>The kid who wore the same hoodie everyday
>The kid who puked in class
>The kid who joked about shooting up the school right in front of a teacher and didn't get in trouble
>The kid who had swastikas drawn in his notebook
>The kid who never got in trouble for anything
>The kid who was friends with the popular kids and still has no Idea if they were really friends or not

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>>38751077
>the kid who wore the same hoodie everyday
i hate you fuck you fuck you and fuck middle school me

>>38751077
>>The kid who joked about shooting up the school right in front of a teacher and didn't get in trouble
That kid was me
My english teacher would also joke about it

>>38751077
>The kid who was friends with the popular kids and still has no Idea if they were really friends or not
sounds personal anon, were you that kid

>>38751293
I didnt post that, but I know I was that kid.

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>>38751077
>>38751142
>same hoodie every day

me and every other fucking loser at the school did this. why couldn't i just where different clothes

>>38751293
Yeah, in the end I think they were my friends.

>>38751077
>> The kid who joked about shooting up the school right in front of a teacher and didn't get in trouble
me

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>>38751379
why lie to yourself anon, you know they only hung out with so they could laugh about you when your back was turned

>>38751394
They did call me a communist pedophile a lot and when I talked to the stacies they joked about me stealing them away from the Chads

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>>38751421
it's all right buddy, we're your real friends

>>38749653
Theyre so depressed and theyre making the most desperate attemps at bringing back their childhood when the world made some sense

>>38751018
HoIy Crap... Drew?

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>that kid that wore his gym shorts under his pants so he wouldn't have to change in front of everyone
>that kid that wore his shirt during swimming portion of gym
>that kid that couldn't even float so he walked on tip toe in the water
>that kid who was the last one out of the water during swim laps
>that kid who closed his eyes during the underwater breathing tests

>>38751852
...Tyrone?>>38751852
its been so long

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>that kid who was uncomfortable about his weight so he only wore shirts a size bigger than he needed because he thought they made it less noticeable but it only made it worse

>>38752164
1/5 my dick was none of your business, chad

>that kid that was a faggot in younger years and it still haunts him to this day

oh wait that was me

feelsbadman

>that kevin kid that always got bullied, met an ugly ghetto chick over a dating app and got her pregnant in less than a week

Never thought I'd experience teen pregnancy in my school.

Kevin also had a youtube channel about "giving people life tips", one time he talked about wanting to kill everyone in my class and the cops showed up at his house.
Guess what? He got more bullied afterwards kek

>That kid in the back who acted like tough shit until he got a referral
>That kid who slept in every class period, ever
>That kid who always wore steel-toed boots and dipped in the middle of class
>That kid who came extremely overprepared and always asked if we had homework

>that kid that always used to pull someone's pants down in the changing room

fuck you dewi, I always knew you were gay

>>38749612
>that Russian kid who had brothers who'd end up in juvenile detention like twice every month

Would steal from gas stations grocery stores,etc

>>38752512
The last one was such a faggot.
>Class is close to an end
>TEACHER! YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE HOMEWORK WE HAD TO DO
>silence in the room
>everyone looking at him
>Teacher says: thanks timmy :) u a good boi!
>Pats timmy on the head, whips out his dick, dribbles his cum all over timmies face
>Timmy is excited and smiles
>The whole class starts to puke

>>38749691
this hurt feels

oh yeah a continuation of the pants one

>after pulling down your pants he'd always tell other kids you had no pubes and a small dick

>>38752203
Fffrick man. What the heck are you doing on here?

>>38752272
>>38752164
>that kid that sucked in

>>38750888
I know a that kid who was so mean to me in highschool. I found him on the sex offenders registry a year ago for fucking a 13 year old. It lists his place of employment so I occasionally call his work to remind them he's a didler

>>38751077
>The kid who wore the same hoodie everyday
Literally me at uni at the moment, although it's a jacket not a hoodie clothes are too fucking expensive

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>that kid that never had friends

>that kid who didn't give a fuck about covering himself when getting changed at the beach carnival
Come to think of it, the changing experience in primary/elementary school was pretty fucked up. We were always told not to talk about, look at or touch private parts, but all those walls came crashing down on beach day.

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>>38749612
>be me
>last year
>Last day of school ever
>we're just chilling out in class listening to music
>The teacher is taking requests
>I get my friend to ask to put on uptown puffs
>The teacher puts it on
>He runs up to the front and does the Idubbbz dance to it
>Exactly like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IdKTZwdBb8
>me and my friends laughing our asses off
>People are giving him weird looks
>About 5 girls go up and start dancing with him
>He ends up banging one
>mfw that kid who was called an autist all the time got laid
>mfw virgin NEET

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>that kid that fapped to porn on the library computer cause he never got his own computer
>that middle school kid who was into 4chan in 04, am 99% sure he's the guy that gave cracky-chan her name (he showed me the post and pics when i came over)
>that nerdy kid that you could visibly see turning more autistic throughout highschool, eventually stabs a bully with a sharp pencil in math class and went to juvenile prison
>those identical twins that switched classes before tests so they could get better scores, the teachers never figured it out
>that 5/10 beta manlet that ended up dating the class queen stacy and is now a successful software engineer
>that kid that blinked separately with his two eyes, think kenny from south park
>that promising kid who never amounted to anything and got made fun of at the school reunion

was me

>>38751018
>>38751852
>>38752203
>>38752650
would say holy shit but this is samefagging bait so why bother

>>38749653
>That kid who posts in that kid threads asking the point of them

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>>38752878
>those two kids that moved away and met on 4chan later

>>38753091
98.5% sure it isn't bait from an anon with too much time.
>>38751018 is way too specific though tbqhf

>that kid that just played games on his laptop during class at a very prestigious school and got shit test marks
Me

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>>38749653
>that kid who was never popular but not nerd but don't know if he was what
>it was me

>fuck you for making me remember!
>damn, me too
>i didn't ask for this feel

>>38753091
holy shit you should meet up

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>that short weak kid who was obsessed with sonic, mario and pokemon

>>38749653
Jesus Christ it's supposed to be fun, remember that anon?

>>38751009
Fuck you I had no friends.

>>38751077
Fucking me though

>>38751009
Fucking Alex.

Origninallo

>>38749691
>that kid who hid from his bullies in changing rooms to eat his lunch

>>38752702
Doing the Lord's work, thanks Anon

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>>38753091
I am.. very much at a loss of words

>that kid who was mentally unstable
>he jumped on people
>he kissed the girls by force
>if anyone was touched by him they got called gay or worse

>>38754960
>new in school
>told to stay away from that kid
>some how get the gay touch even though I never came into contact with him
>get furious
>puffing my 10 year old chest saying I would beat him up
>everyone bullying him
>flicking paper clips
>folding up paper and shooting them with rubber bands
>he never seemed to care
>eventually teachers notice
>kid gets sent away and we get an autism awareness class

>2 years later
>half a year into masturbating
>nearly bored
>start think of that kid
>remember how he actually humped a beachball during recess
>start fantasising
>suddenly splooge
>realise I just orgasmed to another boy
>not just a boy but the retarted boy
>end up doing it for 5 more years
>tell no one
>still attracted to him even though I only knew him as a 11 year old


Sorry Andrew K. I love you I think.
No homo though.

>>38752164
>that kid that wore his gym shorts under his pants so he wouldn't have to change in front of everyone

Guy from my class does this,he thinks nobody knows

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>that kid who wrote poetry about having a wank in the school bathrooms and gave a copy of it to his friends

>That kid who would always push you when you were pissing at the urinals

This is why I still use stalls only to this day.

>>38756394
sounds suspiciously close to something i would do
James Bowen HS, Chicago state uni?

>that kid that got suspended for vaping in the toilets

>that kid who was fucking homeless for 1 month
>that kid who went to the toilet 5 times per lesson
>that kid who confessed to his physics teacher
>that kid who snorted doritos

>>38756674
Stop talking about me Brandon!

>>38751009
Tony you weird sonnovabitcb

>that Indian kid that burned a swastika on the football field (no clue how he did it though)
>that one long haired blonde kid that pulled a bomb threat to get out of finals
>that one rich kid that pretended to be poor until you came to his house because his parents told him to

>That kid in junior high who make you tripped over some concrete metal, gave you a nasty scar and escape rather than helping you walking to nurse room
>That same kid also died after getting hit by a truck after high school graduation

I honestly feel sorry for that guy, he didn't even have time to apply to college

>that one edgy kid that always says people's jokes aren't funny no matter what

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>that kid who wore fancy clothing like a vest and tie to school because he thought it made him look cool

>>38755635
Andrew Kratz? Fuck that kid

>>38757036
>Kean
He was a short, flexible indian kid. I kind of want to see if he's still alive. Just so I feel less guilty.

>>38757111
Oh, lmao both our Andrews have a lot of similarities. He never did get rid of the gay touch

>>38752369
I feel this way too much

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>that kid who always ended up being attracted to obvious lesbians
>that kid who would leave a slip of paper with his number on it on their bags or in their locker

was me. and i'm still a sperg :'^)

>>38756731
>bomb threat to get out of finals
This is usually a uni thing isn't it? I'm surprised someone did this in high school

>>38756925
This is probably on a similar level to a fedora

That kid who...
>wore the same ratty article of clothing for months on end (usually a hole ridden hoody)
>sat with a group of more socially competent people at lunch, but never got invited to hang out after school (he was lucky if most of them knew his name)
>skipped out on school socials and dances, claiming to be above it, but secretly knew it was because he was too chickenshit to ask girls out
>regularly took dares to eat w/e foul mixture of food his 'friends' made at lunch
>had a roller backpack
>carried around a briefcase
>had fingerless gloves
>wrote/privately said edgy shit but never got in much trouble with school authorities
>wore white socks and tennis shoes outside gym
>believed he was smart, despite never making more than a B+/A- average in normal courses
>mistook loneliness and neuroticism for intelligence and uniqueness
>quoted vidya/movies/anime; tried to emulate characters from said media
>didn't change in the locker rooms (afraid)
>made fun of special ed kids since that was the only group below him
>stole small food items from the cafeteria (and sometimes bragged about it)
>had a much more socially successful sibling who barely interacted with them, or did so out of pity
>called one of his teachers 'mom' by accident.

>>38757265
oh fuck dude that was me
there was this one girl in my school that was super cute and liked anime and video games just like me, she'd often cosplay in maid outfits and it was the best, one day I finally had the cockrocks to say I liked her and guess what? She was fucking lesbian. Fuck me.

>>38757404
Go after ladyboys; you're obviously attracted to guy personalities feigning femininity.

>>38757365
>white socks and tennis shoes
Didn't every guy who wasn't spoiled enough to have fashionable colored socks and 2 pairs of shoes do this?

Is it a euro thing because it's pretty normal a few years ago in burgerland.

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>that kid who didn't have anyone to eat with during cantine so he went out of school to eat alone without being judged.
It was a lonely life.

>>38757580
>black/grey socks
>ankle socks
>expensive

Do you live on EBT and prayer?

>>38749612
>That kid who couldn't stop laughing when someone said something funny and left to room to finish laughing

That kid was infact me. I have a laughing problem

>>38751009
we had two of those. one in middle school who my friends paid me to beat up and one in high school who we bullied so much he dropped out sophomore year

>>38757741
I was more referring to neon colored socks I used to see people wear. i did track and cc in school so I just worse white short socks always.

Less expensive than unecessary

>>38758382
huh. I did cc and most kids wore black ankle socks. Except some cringey 80's starlet wannabe girl who showed up in white knee socks and immediately regretted it when they got caked in mud.

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>That kid who whenever you went over to his house his mum was a legit psycho and screamed at you/threatened you/accused you of stealing/kicked you out.
>That kid now has no friends because of this even years later.
>His parents still ask him why he doesn't have friends.
Thanks mum

>that kid who they caught staring at a girl's legs while he was supposedly sleeping with his head in his arms on the desk

Death, please fucking come for me

>That kid who starts >that kid threads on /r9k/

>that kid/those kids who sent porn to a lot of people through the valentine mail
the absolute madmen

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>>38749612
Its a Ferrari you fuck, and my computer came with it.

>>38749691
why do you make me feel these feels

>>38757365
Whats wrong with fingerless gloves? They are pretty comfy

>that kid who would get nervous whenever someone else else was in the restroom with him so he would stand in front of the urinal pretending to pee, flush, then causally walk away, but then when he got back to class he needed to pee even worse and he couldn't go back to the bathroom because he just went 2 seconds ago so he crosses his legs and hunches over for the rest of class and doesn't pay attention to the lesson because the whole time he's fighting the urge to wet himself and then he gets a bad grade on the test all because of that fucking Chad who just had to walk into the bathroom who just also happens to be dating your high school crush that you could never talk to because of your crippling social anxiety

>>38759202
Yes. Me to a tee. Also
>the kid who shoved his pelvis into the urinal when it didn't have blockers on the side
>that same kid who got curious and tried to sneak a peek

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>that kid who shit himself in the bathroom and tried to flush his undies

>>38757580
For me it was white socks and skate shoes middle school on. Never really got called out except for an off handed comment about black guys wearing white socks and white people wore coloured ones.

>>38759183
If it's actually cold and you need the extra dexterity then yeah sure, it's when people wear them just as an "accessory" that it's cringy

Like wearing sunglasses indoors

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>>38751077
I drew a lot of swastikas in 3rd grade, but it wasn't cuz I hated jews or whatever. I read a lot of ww2 books and really liked flags so I just doodled a bunch of flags, especially the nazi flag because it's a cool design and fun to draw. I was too young/autistic to see why this was not ok. Teacher saw them once and was like wtf what are you drawing anon

>that kid who wore a black shirt every day.

Why did he do this?

>that kid that got crucified socially because his dad got caught embezzling funds from your jr hockey team
>that autismo who insisted everyone called him Spike (flip out on people in class who wouldn't,) would run around pretending to be animals on all fours at the age of 11 and spoke endlessly about the 80s sitcoms on nick at night, then he "disappeared" for a few years and when he came back in middle school he didn't really talk anymore.
>that kid who wouldn't stop trying to talk to you, even though he didn't like you (like everyone else,) because he had a crush on your older sister