/r9gay/ General.

>>38745992
>Final year of HS
>This is 2015 so every beta is "gay" or at least "bi" to look cool
>Put it on display all over the place then act offended when you so much as mention it
>"Oh my God that guy has such a great ass oh my God I'm so gay"
>"What? Uhh, yeah, I'm gay, is that a big problem to you? It's like 2015 dude you really shouldn't be so '''heteronormative'''"
>In my own time start to like anime cute boys like the ones you psoted
>Long for a qt who is like me that I can cuddle with in bed and play videogames with
>All the "gays" at school are just ugly people
>Already avoiding females at all costs because I know they're manipulative, high maintenance, needy
>One day a female friend of a friend and I are talking
>I'm just beeing myself, I like to crack dumb jokes a lot
>No matter what I do I'm laughed at so may as well try to own it amirite
>"Ohmigod Anon you'd be perfect for Becca"
>Who?
>A couple days later she comes up to me with some poointheloo and a horde of schoolgirls
>"This is Becca!"
>From her looks and personality I can tell she's as bottom of the barrel as I am
>Was basically promised a guy with at least two desirable traits (not a terrible person and over 6')
>"Well, you're a fine young lady but I'm afraid I'm not interested in becoming an item."
>(Again, intentionally talking like an idiot so it looks like I want people to laugh at me)
>"But you've only just meeeet her c'mooon ask her out!"
>What the fuck even is this conversation why are there so many harpies
>"We did just meet! That's the point!"
>Continue to politely decline, poo looks upset
>"Is it because she's brown!?"
>Yes
>"What? How did you get that idea? Look, truth be told I prefer my own sort."
>None of these brainlettes have ever heard that term before
>"I mean, I said I never wanted a GIRLfriend, right?"
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE GAAAAAAY!"
>Precede to get none of that "oh my God who cares" treatment as I'm flagged down for the rest of the year about this because they gossiped to hell

These don't even work as containment threads

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>>38745992
>meeting normies at work
>"so anon you got a girlfriend?"
>*nudges me* "damn anon she's a 9/10 don't you agree?"
>"you prefer ass or tits?"

How far gone are you? Would you agree to date a girl if she were to ask you out?

>>38746309
If she was cute, pure, we'd have something to do together, and not a bitch (ie "Lol I'm such a bitch xD" "I'm an angry little muffin >:(" "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST-") then yes in a heartbeat

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Any American anons want a bf? Travelling there and will be driving around pretty much everywhere for a few months. Plan to get citizenship when I return!

Been called cute. Pls come on an adventure with me.

>>38747282
Where are you from anon? Also where in the US do you want to live?

>>38746309
>How far gone are you? Would you agree to date a girl if she were to ask you out?
if anyone asked me out I would say yes

>>38746309
did that, had a 2 year relationship of misery where I pulled more "I have a headache honey" shit than any person should bear. I am a monster.

>>38746309
Only if I were really thirsty and I'm not a very thirsty person. I just want a nice little relationship with someone I like and doesn't have a pussy.

>>38747360
A remote chain of islands. Anywhere would be cool, as long as I had found a bf to fall in love with. Pacific Northwest definitely looks comfy though.

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I have calluses on my knees from kneeling so much. Not even doing anything sexual, just kneeling in front of my desk because it's comfortable to me. I'm doing it now after getting tired of sitting. Somehow it feels natural and right. It's kind of a problem though. My legs are all soft and smooth but then there are these dark brown spots on my knees. I don't like it but I can't stop.

At least I'd be comfortable while I'm giving a blowjob. I can stay on my knees for a half hour easily.

>>38745992
Am I breaking nofap if I cum while watching porn, rubbing my nipples, and imagining I'm having sex?

>>38747778
pls help, this is an urgent question.

>>38747906
Im afraid so anon. Any kind of fapping = breaking nofap

bump

>>38748191
fuck. Should I do it anyways?

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I have a raging fat fetish. At a certain level of fatness, men and women's bodies become indistinguishable. Am I gay for being attracted to both?

>>38748599
are you a cutie because I might be able to help you out

First week of being single in a while. I missed a lot of things about being single like not having to constantly check in.

>>38746309

i did, and i didnt want to. i dated her because she wanted to and i didnt want to say no. ofc, it ended terribly, considering i had no feelings for her and im not good at faking emotion

>>38748609
My crippling self esteem issues say no. Post pics.

>>38748626
do you have discord maybe we can talk

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>tfw no one wants a young shota bf

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>>38746309
>tfw made a girl cry because i rejected her

She was like, a hot Stacy and everything. Probably never had anyone say "no" to her in her entire life. Came by my workplace one day and asked me outside to talk and made this big dramatic love confession asking me out for valentine's day. I just totally shut her down. In retrospect I probably could have been more gentle about it but I don't really like attractive women. I want to be a little rude to them sometimes and let them experience a little bit of what it's like to be a normal person. Since I'm in a position to not have to pander to them constantly like all the white knight cucks do.

>>38748730
You just look young though r-right?

>>38748761
uhhhhhhhhh sure we'll go with that

>>38748730
>tfw no one wants a young shota bf
wtf everyone wants this

>>38748730
>>38748773
Underage OUT.

Don't tempt people with illegal youth!

>>38748773
I'll be your bf if you're legal

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How do I get a bf? Original?

bump

threads like this never work. there will always be gays here

So is it gay if a girl likes dressing you up in really girly slutty clothing and then rides you?

>meeting a robot from this thread soon
I'm so excite

>>38749187
>>meeting a robot from this thread soon
>I'm so excite
fuck you
Nobody should be happy if I can't be

>>38749220
You'll find someone, try here like I did.

>>38747282
Leave a discord, pal

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Hi sweeties. Uncut dicklet gaybot here. What should I wash my winkie with after I fuck boipucci? Sometimes I get a bunch of wet boipucci trapped under my foreskin and it smells like dookies so I wash it off with antibacterial handwash. I usually fuck 3-4 different boipussi a day and after a while my weenue has gotten all dried up and I have dermatitis. Any suggestions?

looking for bf to lewd
mokocchi#1094

>>38749187
report back on all cute and/or lewd events that take place

How do I stop becoming more gay?

>>38750057
Stop browsing this board for one...

>>38750292
I know it's bad for me but I can't stay away.

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>tfw real people don't look like anime boys

>>38750057
>How do I stop becoming more gay?
Why would you want this?
you should look at yourself and think "how can I be more gay?"

>>38750442
Being gay is a sin, anon.

>>38749283
Sure
Mudokan#9934

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>meeting friend i've known for 10 years tomorrow
>miss his platonic cuddles and teasing
>haven't seen him since february
>he broke up with his girlfriend since then, last time we met he had juat gotten dumped by his previous gf
>have the hugest crush on him
>i dunno if he'd ever go gay
>want to get closer and start hanging out with him regularly again
what should i do anons?

Have you actually had that happen, anon?

>>38750521
comfort him and then suddenly take your hand on his lap

>>38750442
anon, being gay doesn't get me children once I've found the right person. Family shame can be dealt with, but not having a child who will live in the age of the robowaifu seems a shame. Sure doing things with a bf would be fun, but when we're old I'll think about how I fucked up and ended my family line with no one to survive me. Who else would take care of my cryogenically frozen head until they find a way to transfer consciousness into synthetic bodies or clones?

>>38750562
>>38749159
Meant for you, anon
oregano

>>38750583
should i really be that upfront? i kinda just don't want to make him feel uncomfortable.

>>38748730
i do as long as theyre not underage ban

>>38750998
>i do as long as theyre not underage ban
Bump

If anyone from texas (dallas) wants to talk to brown (Mex) alpha guy hmu

RodeoJones#8275 or ask for my kik

>>38750325
Weak af senpai

>tfw gay, young, and ugly
It feels like I'm wasting my life, but theres nothing I can do about it. Probably gonna kill myself and my mom soon.

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>>38745992
So there are other ugly gays? Cause i feel like i only see hot gays, that or i just like all men because im a huge fucking faggot.

>>38752128
>tfw gay old and ugly
I wish I had some insightful advice for you but I'm a moron. Try not to waste your life, it feels unimaginably bad. You think things are already terrible but it keeps getting worse.

Do you fags like Slayer?
Cause I've been really into their newest album as of recently. It just has some dope as fuck lines y'know?

>>38748599
>tfw 275 pounds and want to crossdress

Is this attractive to you?

>>38748839
Be forward with someone you might have a crush on since most of us are clamoring autists.

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>>38750328
Welcome to the real world mate
nothing like the animes

How fat must you be to even after losing weight not be cute? Or is being fat ever a death sentence for being cute? 5'8 at 180 lbs here.

Hetro lurker here (well I do like passable traps)
I have black stright long neck length hair and I got asked 3 times this year if I am gay or not. Can you gay robots tell me what your hair looks like?

>>38752308
Can you show me what your cock looks like when it gets hard maybe then i'd fucking tell you you cute twink.

>>38750602
Mate you wont be frozen
You will be buried for cremated like everyone else

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>>38752330
But im not a twink, Im hairy as fuck got hair on my face my arms legs ass what not
Im also 6 inches though my dick wont get up much because of over masterbation

>>38752366
that sounds hot as fuck, so you're like a bear fucking hot
can i just like cuddle with you cause honestly you sound like daddy fucking material
how old are you?

>>38752398
19 I only do it with passable traps or really feminine femboys

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Australian anon here, queensland
Someone replied to my post in the last thread but it archived before i could reply
Come back anon I want human contact

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>>38752462
>19
fucking lame, get out of my face you fucking skinnyfat hair fucking rat faggot ew
also get an accquired taste for good fucking boypussy
regular guys are the best i fucking love average looking boys
so how about you fuck off of this general you obviously straight fucking nigger
also fuck off looking for like generalized answers about gay people like why would we have a general "gay" hairstyle
fucking weirdo

tfw no fat NEET bf who still lives with his mom

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>>38752490
what a twist okay I will just lurk then

>>38752490
He did say he was hetro on his first post tbf

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>>38752523
alright okay so im so sorry but like you kind of just were coming at me really fast haha

>>38752528
forgot about that lol fuckin im such a dumbass lol haha

>>38752523
Hey you can fk my trap ass still

>>38752553
Didnt you ask for a pic of his cock first LOL

>>38752560
I wish i could e-fuk ur ass right now bby

>>38752503
Literally me
is this a shitpost
I want a bf right now

>>38752591
i have no clue my life is actually spinning out of control so fast so its kinda hard to keep track of whatever the fuck
anyway i'll see you later its late

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>This is what gays are like
I can see through your cute anime bullshit.

>>38752553
>there are this autistic people here
what the fuck

>>38752596
How fat are we talking, anon?

Are you looking for a bf to turn your life around with? Or someone to keep being NEET with?

>>38746221
i was one of those 2015 uglies who tried being bi to see if it would help. i'm sorry

>>38752631
260s right now. It fluctuates.

I dont necessarily wanna turn my life around, but I'd be happy if my writing got noticed and I had more spending money. Im not adverse to turning it around as I know I'll need to sooner or later, but I'd like to maintain the NEET style as long as possible (hence why I'm writing a book)

I'm really happy with NEETlife, though. Vidya and animu all day.

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>>38752595
You are cordially invited to

>>38752611
I'm sure there's an anime where this has happened.

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browsing this thread has made me rock hard

>>38752651
I enjoy the NEET life as well, apart from the crippling loneliness.

What kind of books do you write? do you submit to publishers or how does "getting noticed" work?

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>>38752769
These threads have been my only fap material for days

>all the gay threads 24/7

stop it i only want to fuck guys when horny and right now thats all the time fuck off

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>>38752951
You're on your way there anon, once you go complete sissy it wont just be when you're horny

>>38752888
Right now, I'm writing a "biography" of sorts, mostly my experiences during various psychedelic rituals, and about how it's impacted my spirituality and morality.

I haven't really gotten to that point yet. I imagine I'll just finish it, put it in a nice PDF, shill it (Everyone loves a free book), mix that with a patreon, and if anyone feels like gibbing me gibs for my work, I'd accept it.

>>38752995
n-no i dont want to be a sissy

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>>38745992

>Friend's parents travelled
>on saturday when playing through discord, he goes
>"wanna come over ? I'm bored"
>Runningaroundatthespeedofsound.mp3
>I Arrive with the stamina of 3 horses and the heat of a dog
>we fucked all day
>we fucked everywhere on the house
>Used 3 condoms just because I like to see him drinking from them
>fucked more without condoms
>by the end of the day we cuddled exhausted on his sofa
>I grab my phone and we just stay there, making out hugged and laughting at meems
>fuckbros.jpg

Still don't know if he managed to get the stain off the carpet
But at least his asshole stopped hurting on the following day

>>38752995
How do I become "complete sissy"?

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>>38753395
Try fucking with another femboy while both wearing girls' clothes and you'll understand~

>>38753210
You say that now but once I start playing with your cute butt you'll change your mind

>tfw no gokkun bf

Feels bad man, I just want a bf to cum all over sweets and desserts for me.

Tfw you want to be a cuteboy but you are fat and old.

>>38753965
Find the right person to treat you like the cute boy you are in your heart.

>>38753616
no i wont reeeee fuck off

>trans joins discord
>it goes fucking ape shit

>>38754196
Is there a homo discord?

>>38754220
There's lots on /d/ for specific fetishes I guess

So many are full of sissies and traps, pretty fun stuff

>>38754311
Meh, I want an actual /r9k/ homocord

>Meet boy on Steam, get along great
>Kik a little, trade pics, he treats me like a little treasure and a princess
>He confesses that he's actually 26 and married
I feel really guilty for talking to him now. I feel like a home wrecker. Should I just cut ties?

>>38752160
>tfw gay, old, ugly and a virgin

also balding

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>tfw no nice /pol/ bf

>>38754402
He's the home wrecker, not you. I think you don't need to cut ties with him as long as you keep being friends, but I wouldn't go any further than just being friends in your case.

>>38754775
sam desu senpai,
>youll never go out, laugh at niggers, then go home and fuck with a qt nazi

>Girl from work keeps hitting on me
>Calls me daddy as a """""joke"""""
>Always makes physical contact with me (touching, hugging, etc.)
>Kind of obsessive
>Also pretty intimidating, taller than me, pretty built
>Don't have the guts to tell her I'm in love with her male best friend
Wew

>>38752195
>Liking nu-slayer
Christ Anon I know you're gay but stop being such a faggot

>>38752308
Combover

>>38754351
There are
but I'm too lazy to link

>>38757260
Pls link oregunam

>>38757507
That isn't allowed by the 4chan rules family, sorry. I don't want the 4chan police to take me away.

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>>38747752
Suck my feminine benis pls

I'm serious

>>38758463
Not when you keep posting your pics like some whore. Fembois/cutebois/hrtqueers and twinks to an extent are the stacies of the homoworld.

>>38758770
I whore myself to stave off depression and feel cute about my shitty tits
Also most of the time being lewd leads to trying to build an emotionally intimate relationship and that's my favorite thing.

>>38758806
>got an intimate relationship without being a whore
Nah, literally stacies of the homo world.

>>38758826
I said I get intimate relationship *while* being a whore, anon

let's talk about pain, anon

>>38758856
I got no pain, I value my masculinity and workout to get even better. The only thing wrong with me is being such a sperg in public situations that I basically only leave home to the gym or work/school when it applies. I found a qt bear to be my bf and he's the sweetest thing ever and we didn't have to lewd chat or erp to click.

I like fembois and all but they really are shallow people most of the time but I guess I'd be as well since people would only want to be with me for fetish reasons if I was one too.

>>38758910
>being such a sperg in public situations that I basically only leave home to the gym or work/school when it applies
Does that bother you? It seems comfy enough

>I found a qt bear to be my bf and he's the sweetest thing ever and we didn't have to lewd chat or erp to click.
Fuck yeah that's the way to go, I'm glad anon
Get that genuine appreciation and care (and also give it)

>I like fembois and all but they really are shallow people most of the time
Pretty true I guess, it's hard to find people who last and I know posting pics like that doesn't help my chances but idk it feels ok sometimes

Sometimes it's good for me


>I guess I'd be as well since people would only want to be with me for fetish reasons if I was one too.
Yeah fuck that, that's why I want a qt robot bear guy to snuggle and talk about feel with too
Watchgood movies and talk shit about them anyways
Try to understand why people do the things hey do
Sperg out and giggle at how cute each other are for being so fucking spergy

And also cuddles

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>>38748730
I DO
PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND SHOTA BOYS ARE SO GOOD PLEASE

>>38758977
Nah doesn't bother me, I love staying at home it's max comfy. Gonna meet him soon, we're planning on just chilling, cuddling, and watching stuffs/talking, vidya included most likely. It's gonna be great.

>>38746309
Yes
My fetishes are not gendered
I like to abuse people

>>38759048
Sounds like you got a really good person by your side, that's super exciting
Plus you comfy as fuck
I'm happy for you anon, I hope you guys can be comfy together

>>38759058
I like to be abused or at least play along

>tfw no qt bf to sadistically abuse and then cuddle and do cute stuff with

>>38760310
IM RIGHT FUCKING HERE YOU IDIOT ROBOTS

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>>38758463
Some other guy replied to this and it wasn't me. I bet he doesn't even have calluses on his knees.

I'll suck that pebis right off your body desu.

>>38760762
>cool starry bra
Are you a trap or a hairy crossdresser

>>38761807
She(he) is wearing a cool starry bra in her(his) pic.

I'm not a crossdresser and I'm also not hairy.

>>38748599
>tfw I regret turning down some fat goth looking boy in College
>still a virgin
I have a thing for chubby/fat guys. Especially when they have long hair

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>tfw no boy to feminize me

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>>38762175
your best bet is to femininze yourself somewhat (ie take hormones for a while but do boymode and find some guy that wants to feminize u and buy u ffs)

worked for me and now i have a guy that wants to buy me the most expensive ffs in the world

>>38762175
Why do you expect the guy to do all the work for you? The ones that want feminine guys aren't going to want to start with dudes who might quit or will never pan out.

People probably ask this a lot but is the only way to get to know gays going to gay bars? Workplace and so obviously do not work. My looks are average and so are my dick so i feel scared to go to a place as competetive as gay bars are supposed to be. How does one even connect.

>>38763252
Gay bars are fine for finding one night stands, but terrible for finding a steady partner. If you want a boyfriend, you'll have much better luck looking elsewhere

>>38763285
Where is elsewhere? I never had any real life gay action so i'm not even sure what i'm looking for...

>>38762175
I need this irl, the people that want to feminize me are on the other side of the globe

>>38763305
4chan oregunaids

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>TFW no long haired NEET BF to play vidya, watch horror movies, talk about worldbuilding, & h*ld h*nds with.

Why even live?

>>38763750
all of that sounds nice, except for worldbuilding, which I don't know what you mean by that. but I love vidya and horror movies, and holding hands is qt.

i also have long hair but I'm a normal looking dude, not a femboy.

>>38763996
I have a comic & I talk nonstop about its lore so that's what I mean. I also like talking about videogame backstories & discussing stuff like that. It's all really interesting to me tbdesu.

How long are we talking here though famalam? Nipple length or just shoulders? Also, I'm a thot for touching & combing hair.

What's your favorite vidya?

I've always wondered what it's like to be a bear. Have some fat and muscle on me and a beard and a nice coat of body hair
But I'm an emaciated twink

>>38764871
It's like being gross and unattractive.

Nobody likes body hair, nobody likes fat, nobody likes beards.

It's bad enough to make me shave everything off and go on a diet.

I'd much rather be a twink desu senpai.

>>38765066
It's not gross and unattractive... cause I love feeling up guys like that and I find twinks absolutely unattractive
I like body hair, fat, beards
Sexuality is weird man

>tfw only came to terms with gayness and being a bottom when i was 24

25 and still done nothing, my time as a femboy is over before it began

>>38764871
Don't listen to him, actual bear mode with muscles and not just fat is great.

>>38765474
It's sad isn't it? I'm younger but losing my hair so may as well be 30

>>38765500
Soon I'll have a gym to work out at... hopefully it'll make me feel better about myself

>>38765718
Where at, maybe we can be workout buds on that very very slight chance you're nearby.

>>38765746
Florida. Doubt you're near

Do we have a fag registry? I want to date someone who wants a real relationship and isn't a NEET but no one in my area wants that. I've tried the map on 8ch but it is slut central.

>>38765796
I'm central FL my dude.

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>>38765474
I'm 26 and pretty much in the same position. I've known since I was 24 too but I was always fat and hairy and never thought anyone could possibly want to fuck me.

I'm finally starting to get it together but it's already too late.

>>38765830
Ah. I'm in Boca
get me out of here desu senpai the geriatric patients are a slowly growing future zombie horde

>>38765884
Sure just be my roomie when I get my apartment soon

>>38765859
>>38765474
Wow other gaybots who know the pain of being too late. Life will always find a way to screw you.

>>38765474
>tfw 23 and still working through my feelings
I could probably still be an okay femboy if I put forth some effort, but it just doesn't seem worth it and I don't really know if I am actually gay.

>>38765958
Anyone from Upstate NY? :P

>>38766122
Who's this?

Is it you again?

>>38766257
Probably, did you get my discord last night? Are you kill?

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>>38766122
>>38765830
I'm seeing a lot of these posts in every thread, why not use zeemaps? Makes it significantly easier.

>>38766396
Well one I already found someone I'm hoping to make my bf here so I really just meant workout buddy. Two is keeping the convo going with the anon I'm chatting with since I'm not just blurting out my location for no reason. Three zeemaps is ded and I don't wanna get kik to talk to peeps.

>>38766396
What zeemap is used for here in new to this thread?

WHERE IS MY AUSTRALIAN BF

>>38766396
the 8ch one? I did and everyone flaked. There were 8 "near by" (2 hours radius) and every last one flaked. I made a pin and get nothing. Is there another one I don't know about? I've exhausted the 8ch supply. Apparently I am unwanted /gun.

>>38766009
I'm 20 and I guess I've come to terms with things but it's really embarrassing. I think I'll be alone forever.

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>tfw mommy bf is offline

>>38767046
Mommy BF? What is that?

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>>38745992
H-H-have you guys played Dream Daddy yet? Who's your favorite Daddy?

>>38767066
nice dubs,

and one that will love me :(

>>38767098
All of the daddies will love you but one (won't spoil it!!)

ngl if i had more money i'd force fem a robot
unfortunately all trannies are poor.

>>38767006
>it's really embarrassing
yeah. It just feels like it would be going against everything I've known and been taught growing up. Why can't this shit just be simple and removed from societal pressure?

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>>38766477
>>38766540
This isn't cripplechan, I made a map, use it faggots: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338

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They laughed at my thread

>>38767296
Whenever I see things like this I can't help but just wonder "why?"

>>38767276
Why the fuck are some countries blocked out?

>>38767392
Which countries? I don't know if there's a problem with the ones that are blacked out.

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>>38758985
I-if you're still here anon

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>>38767470
These
>>38767491
Just tell everyone how old you are if you're gonna keep doing the same shit every thread.

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How do I get a bf who plays vidya and watches anime with me and maybe other stuff too ? It sounds like such a simple and easy thing to do yet I feel miles away from such a thing

>>38767548
Post location and hope someone is near

>>38767066
Brian, who is somehow the only bear daddy in the game

>>38767548
Post location and hope. Or get out more desu. And if you're in a particularly hoe mood, grindr. I actually dated a quality guy off of grindr for four months.

>>38767515
It's fixed, it was intentional but black is annoying.

>>38767515
>Chad blurred out
Good.

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>>38767710
Damien> Mat>Craig > Robert> Brian > Hugo> Joseph

Gay chads hurt my feelings too often ;-;

>>38767759
Sucks to suck desu

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>>38767739
>picking fatty over chad thundercock
WRONG

>>38767797
Joseph will only fuck you, not love you. :(

I wanna be a femboy but I'm kinda chubby
Feel's pretty bad man

>>38767805
You don't know that, Joseph could totally love you. Just because he's a Chad doesn't mean he's a heartless manslut.

>>38767711
>It's fixed, it was intentional but black is annoying.
why tho
there's probably some people from Turkey, Argentina, and china who might want to post

at least one from one of those countries I'm sure

>>38767828
I'd kill for a fem chubby bf and I'm sure others would as well.

>>38767833
I played the game, he's married to some drunk whore, he tells you he split with his wife, fucks you, then tells you he's trying to make it work with her. All the daddies are yours except that a-hole.

>>38767848
That's a nice thought and all but it's about what I want tbqh

>>38767848
I too like em thicc, please end my life

>>38767847
>turkey
>>38767848
>tfw 25.1 BMI
Post contact information immediately.

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Fucking Chad, pretending to be white.

>>38767848
Chubby boyfriends are good. Well fed.

>tfw no bf to appreciate my cooking and get a bit chubby from it when we get married

>>38767893
Depends on where you live, I don't like ldr or internet relationships

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>tfw think i might be bi
>too anxious to be in a relationship with anyone regardless of their sex
>dont want to be in a relationship with a guy and realize im not into guys because then ill feel bad for wasting his time
Also i hate that ill never achieve trap mode

>>38767856
Also I'm 5'6 so it's really not a good look

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How do I find and trick a guy like this into being my bf?

>>38767925
Use map. I make map, is useful. But only I use map. Why?

>>38767961
There are several (and illegal) ways to do it.
The most surefire way is to work out so you're like the guy in that picture. Gay twin phenomenon. A lot of us tend to fuck who we want to be. Especially if you're going for a thicc muscular guy like him, twin phenomena is real

>>38768016
That would take forever, damn. What are the illegal ways?

>>38767994
Im not that guy, but I am that scum bag who was going to take pics and never came back. I got scared because I didn't want to post face >.< I am sorry, you deserve better. I'm a noobie and it all was so fast. I am sorry again and I am scum.

also I would love to use your map but I don't want to be the only on there :(

>>38768069
>not alone on the continent
Just post it, I see you posting your location over and over, it's not like you're very obscure as it is.

>>38768045
Illegal ways shouldny be mentioned.
It's self improvement anon. Most men aren't that thick anyway. Just make some progress working out and over time you'll find one. A bf you can work out with and get thicc with, together
How sweet~

>>38747752
that actually sounds really adorable, anon.

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>>38768167
THICC men are sooo delicious I gotta have one

>>38768202
Aren't they attractive though

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>>38767491
Hello yes I am still here but at work right now. Hi cute boy

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>Tfw every time I talk to someone I'm interested in & think all is well, I end up being ghosted a second after I've reassured myself.
>Put my all into continueing conversations, feel like I come across as someone that's atleast fairly interesting.
>Much less am I able to find someone near me or that's my type.

I mean, I-I'm not that ugly, r-right guys ...? uwu

>>38768134
Okay anon, I will. You are right. Idk if this is you, but if it is, I am sorry again. I want to make it clear it isn't you, I am just a fucking scumbag loser who is too chicken to post his face online and I probably ruined a really good thing

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>tfw never had any friends but all I want to do is cuddle cute people both male and female

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>>38768234
Guys with thicc thighs are my weakness

>>38767470
I live in Argentina can you unblock it

>>38768307
Squat more senpai

>>38768265
Post your discord, I'll tell you straight up.
>>38768297
Accept my friend request then.

Any other cute <21s in the UK here?

>>38768314
Is fix oreganoly

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>>38768262
Hi there! Do you have a discord?

>>38768353
I'm not in the country right now but yes! I mean, cuteness being subjective and all, but
Where in the UK are you?

>tfw no cute boys near me
End my life

>>38768404
SE England, bucks specifically. I recently finished sixth form and am just kind of floating, waiting to start a 21 hour job I got and hoping my results are good enough to apply to uni. Some company, real or not would be nice.

>>38768445
and by "real" I mean irl, as in I wouldn't mind a virtual contact. Also, I was mainly just, well, cuteposting when I said "cute"

Robots help me. I remember seeing this webm of this guy(girl) with pink clothing on her bed and seductively slowly take off his(her) tie

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>>38768380
Yeah but I don't really like posting it on 4chan after getting weird friend requests. You can post yours or I can post an email?

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>tfw no bf or gf

How the fuck can I like boys and girls and still be single

reeeeeeeeee

>>38768750
Because biscum weren't built for relationships, just debauchery, dude

>>38768781
Ugh.

I don't want debauchery tho, I just wanna cuddle with somebody I love.

>>38765474
>tfw never had time as a femboy
kill me

>>38768647
Sure! here's mine!
toad#6175

>>38768903
pst discord or, even better, use the map! Its new but its going to make r9gay great again.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338

>>38768016
>A lot of us tend to fuck who we want to be
...I don't think that's why I like black guys.

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>>38767961
heres how i got my big, tall, handsome 8/10 hairy bf:

naturally very very short, andro face.
take hormones and pass as a 10 year old boy despite being 19.

actually as easy as it sounds

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>tfw barely legal and waiting to go off to college to order hormones via internet and slut it up with as many cute boys as i can find

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>Want to be a qt trap
>Have an 8 inch dick
I cant even achieve trap mode. My jaw is too wide.

>>38769104
How did you get your hands on hormones?

>>38769159
>going to college in 21 days
>starting freshman year
I'd absolutely slut it up if I had the confidence and wasn't paranoid about STDs. I'd imagine they're common in colleges. Especially among gays

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>>38769191
i went to an endocrinologist and he gave me hrt
i went through a therapist to get refered to him though. if i could have drove myself i would have just done informed consent instead.

cant really recommend selfmed after someone i know who tried to do it and they fucked up their body and now hrt even though they go to a doctor is useless because they messed up their body.

>>38769296
So you're not trans right? Did you lie to the therapist or something? Don't you have to be trans to get hrt?

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Hey, hey,hey, you're all fucking gay.

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>>38769185
You can totally be a trap with a massive trap dude. There are tons of guys into monster dong femboys, webm related.

>>38769383
Hey hey hey I'm super fucking gay!
Hey hey hey fuck me in the ass!

Gaybots help me
Who is that one bear weightlifter? He's kinda young still I think, especially in the face. Very big, very hairy, very cute. Also straight I think

Shoulder hair is attractive ngl

>>38769485
But im not fem at all aside from my small frame.

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>>38769775
Hey man, you're never gonna get what you want in life if you don't at least try.

>>38769791
gosh i wanna suck your cock

>>38768265
>>Tfw every time I talk to someone I'm interested in & think all is well, I end up being ghosted a second after I've reassured myself.
This happens to me every time without fail, but I know I'm ugly.
The worst part is when people say that it doesn't matter but they end up ripping your heart out anyways.

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>>38769818
>Implying that's mine
Lol, I'm a dicklet anon, I just got these from /gif/.

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>>38769900
haha of course i knew that totally i was just checking to make sure you knew heh...

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>ywn get a cute weeb neet Ontario femboi gf to live a degenerate robot lifestyle with

These threads are torture

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>>38769927
It's alright anon, your eagerness was welcome.

>>38746309
only if she pays

>>38769086
I don't know about the map, anon. There's nobody on the map (well, 2 people, and I'm in Ohio so it doesn't really matter) at the moment.

I guess I'll post my discord.

it's zongree#4426 for anyone interested in talking to an overweight degenerate with a public policy obsession. I've tried long distance relationships, and I'm not really interested in doing that again (I want someone I can hug and kiss and snuggle), so unless you're in the area I'm not really interested in being anything more than friends... More friends is always nice, though.

>>38766484
I'm in Australia anon

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>tfw I start posting webms after everyone has already left
Don't think I got that "Fashionably late" thing down quite yet.

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well im on the map i guess, time to get killed

>>38770543
>well im on the map i guess
Is there an r9gay map?

>>38770619
>>38769086
i guess there is a map about the r9gay general here on r9k haha

>>38770639
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638338
I glanced over that. Thanks!

>>38769104
>naturally very very short, andro face.
>take hormones and pass as a 10 year old boy despite being 19.
Thanks, I actually like being male though. Good luck with your hormones....weirdo.

>bf says brb
>doesn't talk to me and goes to play games with friend later on

Fucking cheating whore

>>38770692
he probably just feels smothered, give him some space and let him play games

>>38770735
You're just making that shit up lol

>>38770791
what do you mean im just making it up?
i mean, usually if i do that its because im feeling smothered

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>tfw no cute trap gf

boyo here, help please.

discord: aeromatic#4635

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Where are the cute lewd gay boys

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>>38771102
I'm gay.

Kiss me.

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>>38771127
>Kiss me.
Sure anon

>>38771102
On the zeemaps

>>38746221
>be raging bisexual who spend hours fapping to traps every day
>no one ever finds out
Hahaha, checkmate.

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>tfw so desperate im resorting to bf-begging
Not really into immediate lewds, but wanna maybe play WoW/watch animu/listen to music with someone and see where shit goes

Top-leaning switch
Merlin#1443

>>38771279
Post your kik faggot

>>38771297
Ill pass, anon. Kik seems to be the place where most degeneracy and nude-exchanging takes place, and aside from wanting no part of that, I can't be fucked to figure out how kik works.

>>38771297
No post yours anon

>>38771279
>bf begging
>top leaning switch
>yadda yadda
But are you cute, anon?

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T E X A S

bl0x

P E N I S
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O R I G I N A L
R
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>>38767927
>>38767988
I don't know how to deal with this, send help.

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W A S H I N G T O N
Umm
The state
pls

>>38771633
Which city bro?

god i want an anon to cum on my face

>>38771741
Longview

>tfw haven't had a one on one interaction with another human for seven days now
Feels good.

>>38771825
>>tfw haven't had a one on one interaction with another human for seven days now
>Feels good.
r9k counts as interaction anon
better reset your isolation meter

>>38771633
>Longview

Dang, that's very south of everett.

>>38771853
You're not real retard, you're just part of the computer program built for my amusement.

>>38771894
>You're not real retard, you're just part of the computer program built for my amusement.
real enough to make you buttmad LMAO

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any anons like black guys?

I just want a bf to play vidya with, no traps.

>>38771903
This is upsetting me. You'd better fix this program CIA nigger or I am going to do some unpredictable shit.

>>38771818
damn, that's a couple hours from me.

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>>38771910
What if I'm a bottom that likes cute shit and maybe being fem occasionally in bed but isnt a trap

>>38771943
from the north or from the south?

>>38771910
i like black guys, not in some kinda fetishy way but im cool with them

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why is it so fucking hard to find a boy around my age and in my area to hold hands and watch animu and do lewd things with

>>38771875
Are you close to border as well?

>>38772229
Use the map M A P

>>38772256
fuck your dumbass map polfag

why did you fill it with stupid (((garbage)))

I hate you and am not gonna use your map

>>38772239
No, right in the middle in everett.

>>38771910
Please reply
>>38771948
Unsurprisingly unoriginal post but now original

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>>38772308
Ah I see now.
>>38772268
Then use Grindr. Shit works if you try. But you sound more along the lines of prison gay.

>>38771948

thats fine, I just don't want to feel like I'm talking to a wanna be waifu 24/7.

Anyone in Maryland? Shot in the dark, I know

Why're you still in the closet /r9k/? You know it's 2017 and it's accepted now, right?

>>38772635
Awesome
You got a discord or somethin?

>>38745992
Am I the only one that wants to get pounded by Sushi Brah?

>>38772687
>Why're you still in the closet /r9k/? You know it's 2017 and it's accepted now, right?

I don't want people to know I'm a fag

>>38772687
>implying I want to disappoint my parents

Can ugly people have cute boyfriends?

>>38772743
No
t. Cute gayboi

Tfw no femmyxfemmy relationship where we take turns domming eachother based on the mood

>>38772673
im from maryland. where are you about? >>38772690
Stygio#5514

I'm rly shy tho, so please be patient with me

>>38772814
>tfw you will never take turns pretending to be the other's gf while attending family gatherings

>>38772743
Yes,i am ugly and has several relationships with cute bois or girls,you just have to have a great personality :^

>tfw too gay to get a bf

>>38772673
yes

original spaghetti

>>38772888
>ywn be discriminated and harassed for being a lesbian couple despite both being males

>>38772814
>Tfw no femmyxfemmy relationship where we take turns domming eachother based on the mood
I WANT THIS

>tfw no bf to become a girl together with

>>38773068
>no bf to become a girl together with
>tfw only one of you becomes passable

>>38772963
ah, yes, but how?

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not even sure if this came from r9k but whoever this boy is, i want to Fuck you

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>>38773228
this one as well, good god yall

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>>38772687
When I was """straight""" I didn't tell people about who I was fucking either, why would I now? Unless I'm planning to fuck them, I don't see how it's anyone's business.

I'm sure they already know from the face that I'm an anorexic twink with nipple length hair and a shaved body.
The pink everything I own probably doesn't help either.

>>38772814
>>38773068
It doesn't work with two bottoms. There has to be a dick involved or it all falls apart.

ehju3xd3u8 6aze

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>>38772229
How old are you anon? I'd do all those things

>>38773270
T O R O N T O

I'd buy a pink sweater if I thought I could get a boyfriend so I could have him wear it when he sleeps over.

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goodnight r9gay
see you fags later

>>38750604
Yeah they like doing my make up and stuff because im cute or something

>tfw want to be qt boy
>6'2