>Cousin invited me to his wedding WTF?

>>38744610
Hit the bar and QT girls.

wedding are fun bro get trashed on somebody else's dime and just hang out

>>38744610
Are you going to go there? Never been to a wedding but I imagine it would be terrible

He's like a really successful cousin though, and I'm barely afloat. I know I'll just go there and get jealous

Tell him to make his wife set you up with a qt.

>>38744911
Like I said>>38744911

I already know he probably had friends in high places while I have to deal with the public looking down at me

>>38744881
Drink when you go and you'll forget

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>aunt and uncle-in-law finally got married after 20+ years together
>I couldn't attend the wedding because I had exams on the day

>>38745144

That's a big difference between seeing a guy your age all successful in life vs. a parent-type relative, unless you had a weird ass family where your aunt/uncle was your age

>>38745194
Perhaps, but going to a wedding is a very rare opportunity.

>>38744610
Fuck one of the bridesmaids.

>>38745256
I've been to one before, there's no fucking anyone unless you become the life of the party

>>38744610
suffer through the actual wedding, then enjoy the party, eat good food, drink, then leave whenever, no need to dance

>>38744881
>He's like a really successful cousin though, and I'm barely afloat. I know I'll just go there and get jealous
like i said, you need to tell him to set you up on a blind date with a girl who is going (tell him to get his fiance to do the dirty work). then get drunk. you'll have a good time, especially if it's swanky bc he's a rich fuck.

probably wouldn't go unless there was a girl there to get drunk with.

>>38745376
Inb4 OP's cousin sets him up with the maid of honour, Big Bertha.

>>38745376
>>38745428

I'm an introvert, I really don't wanna have to deal with some outgoing girl who knows family members. I know she'll talk

>>38745495
>I'm an introvert, I really don't wanna have to deal with some outgoing girl who knows family members. I know she'll talk
not if she's too drunk to remember.
besides, maybe they'll find a shy girl for you.