>Wake up from a long night's sleep >Look up >See

i wish this angle was more appreciated

MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK

is it milky time already?

>>38741210
source pls
originalo

>>38741210
*Chews cyanide*
Not today, fugly moms!

>>38741210
Now this is something I've never seen before

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>>38741210
I WANT MILK

GIMMIE MILKY

>>38741210
Scream in despair as they drown me in titty milk

Throw up. Those tits are ugly.

>>38741210
Probably die from the blood loss when all my blood goes to my dick and explodes it

>>38741210

That's disgusting, what a bunch of degenerate whores.

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>>38741295
>>38741313
>>38741402
my originalsky dudes

>>38741210

Girls this comfortable with each other is so hot it makes me angry

>>38741264
>>38741265
>>38741295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuBRZOUR-E

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>>38741210
Pick up on the clear attempt at the roasties trying to get the attention of their asshole Chads bfs by making a false rape accusation on me and immediately get up and run out of my house and call the police, make sure no parts of my body touch theirs so they have no way to falsely accuse me.

What are those red dots on that bitch's gut?

>>38741210
I could only vomit after seeing these ugly saggy meatsacks in real life.

>have size fetish
>get boner

Ask them if they need to borrow a toothbrush, then hand them a bowl of eggs.

mmmmm just imagine the smell

>>38742184
>hand them a bowl of eggs

I don't get it

>>38742184
make sure that eat them

Sputter comically, like some cartoon.
Probably say something like *hominahominahomina* and make air horn noises.
If wearing a sleeping cap, have it fly off.
Have the Looney toons theme play as I say "that's all, folks."

>>38742326
newboi get outt

>>38742326
It's a /fit/ meme

I wish I had the image macro saved

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>>38742597
No it's not you fucking newfag, it was posted on /r9k/ first. It doesn't even make sense for it to be a /fit/ meme.

>>38741747
longest 1:30 of my life
but a genuine depiction nonetheless

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>>38742597
>It's a /fit/ meme

What is this I don't even

Go back to sleep even if the tits are nice, because they're probably messing with me

>>38741210
Get a good lawyer, because I know these hoes will force themselves on me and then sue for rape.

>>38742635
>blue board in image
>HURRR IT WAS /r9k/
Also why would /r9k/ tell someone to eat eggs? It's definitely /fit/, tou double nigger newfag

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>>38742840
you know you can change the theme right?
fsghnv

>>38742840
how new are you desu?

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>>38742864
I was only pretending to be retarded
>btfo

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>>38742948
damn....
redaotgno

>>38741210
Grab my knife (I sleep with a bowie knife under my pillow) and start popping those tits like balloons while grabbing my morning wood with the other hand and pissing upwards.

>>38741210
yell "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON", cumm really hard and start farting

Wake up again and get wet from it

>>38741210
have each of them empty their bladder into my mouth

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>>38741210
Itadakimasu!

Original

I would probably scream in terror
I am not gay