Get me laid, r9k. That's your challenge for tonight.

just remember: all women are stupid whores who want to be used. dont show any weakness or its over

"I like you hair."

>>38699953
Lol like being alpha will work if your ugly.

>>38699928
Try to sway her to the Alt-right ideology.

>>38699928
Ask her how many guys she fucked

"I dont get the outrage from the LGBT community about the trans ban. it's not like they were planning in joining the military anyways."

>>38699928
Start with a question. Just ask her how she is doing tonight. Jokes and puns get old fast...I also know most people don't respond to one word messages.

>>38699928
Tell her, "normally it doesn't work, but putting lipstick on you would be a smart move."

>>38699928
>please r9k help me converse with people

are you honestly that retarded? if you need us to talk to her then you're not a fully functional adult.

get yourself checked for autism.

>>38699928

>100%%

what is a percent percent?

ask her if he likes anime

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>>38700049
Check out one of my latest attempts. I am autismo supreme through text, even though I am quite normal in person.

>>38700085
oh, you're that ginger faggot

kill yourself you're fucking annoying

>>38700085
she wasn't a lost cause you fucking retard

>>38700085
Oh....oh god. That was really, really hard to read. I cringed so hard.

>>38700085

in an ideal world the girl would be legitimately flattered.

In this world, she's just creeped out and is going through the motions to ghost you without feeling bad.

I have to admit this is kinda cringeworthy but if girls really were looking for "sweet" guys this is what they should want. That girl didn't respond after right?

>>38700085
Fuck I hate autistic people. Being ugly is outside of your control. But texting some bitch, you literally just need to not be retarded

>>38700085
Wow.... That was flawless. You did fine.

>>38699928
>Asking perpetual virgins how to get laid

Kek.

But let me help you. Start with "nice teeth" or "greetings Traveller"

>>38700085
This conversation didn't go that bad

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>>38700085
GET OFF OUR BOARD QUIT LARPING YOU GINGER FUCK RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE