Fembot feels

and the clock is ticking, dear.

>>38698334
are you the shy qt at the gym always looking stern faced and loner, yet keeps trying to sneak looks at me being gym chad?

>>38698369
Probably not. I don't go to the gym. I run instead, since I don't really like paying for something I can do for free.

I'll date if you if you're cute and not a bitch.

t. Cyborg

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If there was anytime to sage a thread, now would be the time.

>>38698391
Did you miss "not a misogynist robot"?

>>38698383
you could do booty exercises as you are signalling for a mate:
chads and angry mysogyistic robots both frequent the cheap gyms.

>tfw you have a strange fetish for impregnanting a girl, not being pregnant
Anyone else know this?

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well, this isn't valhalla. *sips milkshake*

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>>38698334
KILL YOURSELF ROASTIE
AAHHHH

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>>38698433
ser, i finali found u

>>38698334
maybe i could b ur bf tonight
what are you like?

>>38698334
As usual, we pretend like the men you're not physically attracted to don't exist. Fuck you, cunt. You have no idea what it's like to be in pain.

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No FEMBOTS, only roastie posties

>>38698473
These men, "robots" or whatever, come under the category of "misogynists".

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>>38698433
Welcome to the tavern!
What can I get you?

>It's a LARP thread again
Lads, there no females on this board (or none that would willingly expose their gender without attention in return)

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>>38698433
>>38698450
I am also here...for some reason

>>38698473
Why do women post on this board, I'll never understand it?

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>>38698450
Look's like we got more work to do, helper load your glock and fetch me some ammo for my luger. we got more work to do here.

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>>38698334
>Misogynist robots.
Do you call a man afraid of poisonous snakes a viperphobe?

We just do what common sense and logic tells us to do.
Why would I risk a roast trying to steal all my money, my wellbeing, health, time, and energy just so I can use her as a living cocksleeve?
I can just buy an onahole for that.

Save your breath (or typing, as it were). They hate us and always will.

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>>38698502
One milkshake, please and throw this away for me, zank you, why does my head hurt so much?

>>38698520
do women post on this board?
i thought everything was just different but few autists "LARPing" i don't know why so frequently

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>>38698530
Is it me or do roasts always victimize themselves?
>t..they hate us!!!
>h...how come they aren't giving us free money?!!!?!
Try emphasizing with robots, and you'll understand how much hypocrisy roasts indulge in.

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>>38698526
ah, yes. Stirner mein favorite philosopher. greetings fellow aryan!

>>38698485
>liking roasties
you will be sent to the camps and casterated.

>>38698490
>"Hurr durr im a woman"
>"Any man who isnt a 10/10 Chad is a mysoginist"

That's what you sound like right now.

>>38698551
I don't want free money, unless I won the lotto. That would be neat. In fact, I always pay on dates, and own my own house and car. I just want to not be despised for my gender, which is something I can't help.

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>>38698536
*hands you a milk shake*
No idea. Brain freeze maybe?

>>38698574
if "she" is a university student, its not that far from the truth

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>>38698522
yes ser my glock is redi
here ur amo *hands*

>>38698510
welcum

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>get bored and stop lurking
>post face before sticky rule
>suddenly some people love me and others call me a roastie
>get dragged into a big trash festival on Discord
>people relying on me for information on other users
Whew.

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And so the robot preache'th, "thy roastie'th fiends'th'sht shalln't post herefore with liberty!"
And so the robot praise, "Elliot, elliot! Purge the femiwhore'th beasts from these lands!"

And so Elliot'th replieth "But this sow'eth shall'th rustle herselth up untileth she gets too rustle'th to keep posting trash on this board!"

>>38698600
>post face
Why on earth would you ever do this?

>>38698574
No, I don't. You just lack basic reading comprehension. Men who are "robots", rather than taking responsibility for themselves blame society, women, jews, the media, communism, lizard people etc. (whatever takes their fancy) and end up hating those things. Most men who have been rejected often dislike women in some way, and rather than looking at the reasons why (bear in mind, if the pictures often posted here are anything to go by, they're not all ugly, most are simply average) they become hateful, thus making them even less attractive as a partner. It's a vicious circle.

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>>38698573
A fine day, my good sir.
Let us oppress this property together!
Shitposting roasts once a day keeps the spooks away,

>tfw you will never have a partner because you were born a lesbian and the lesbian community is pure, spiteful, political trash

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>>38698585
>Despised for my gender.
Hah, well spook'd my property.
The only place you aren't welcome is one percent of the internet, AKA here.

The entire world pampers itself to your needs.
Feminism has provided that.
Don't go on the only remaining place on the internet where (Your) kind isn't welcome, and complain about """misogyny everywhere nuuuu""".

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>>38698600
>revealing your face on an annonymous image board

i've got a speacial gas chamber just for people like you. the new legislation that was passed by the CANFAM and mook prohibits much acts

>>38698536
Oh Mr hauptsturmfuher, I have seen a most disgusting pair of juden walking that way not five minutes ago! Also, I have heard disturbing rumors that OP is actually a girl(male). This kind of degeneracy cannot be allowed to exist in our new national socialist r9k Reich!

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>>38698656
>>38698600
i got dis one ser
*shoots down the roastie with an mg42*

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>>38698600
Well done, property.
As they say, labels label only those that exist to be labelled.

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>>38698669
We know it to be true. HELPER. help these swine to their graves will you

>>38698433

Whatever you guys got going on invite me. I want in.

FUCK YOU OP

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*sips milkshake* hmm. you know what intrigues me? Stirnir's interpretation of freedom. care to explain to them?

'fembot". No such thing. The world is open for women. men make everything easy and effortless for you.

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>>38698705
oki! *slaughters the degenerates*

ser i mus sleep noa or mummi will be mad. i hope u neva forget me

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>>38698770
fine fine get you Zs. Zhe battle is over but the war is far from over.

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>>38698705
Oh Mr hauptsturmfuher, I am so *very* grateful to you for your service in removing that filth from our land. On behalf of the liberated robotic people, thank you for what you have done. How can I *ever* repay you? ;)

>>38698600
You have it so easy in life

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>>38698750
Hah, freedom, glad you mentioned freedom.
It is quite simple indeed, and roasties, listen nice and well, for one day, you may become properties yourselves.

The entire concept of freedom consist of imposing your will above the will of others, while mutually enabling them to delude their own perspectives on what "freedom" really is.
I am free in the sense that as all I desire is my property, I am entitled to complete freedom over existence, materialism and beyond.

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>>38698788
gudbye ser
thak u for evaryting

>>38698334
tfw im this person

>>38698600

>big trash festival on Discord

??? I heard something about this today. what is this?

>>38698334
>misogynist robot
Nice generalization, we're not all like that

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>>38698845
Now that my kid brother has gone to bed, I'll be filling in as your assistant sir. Thank you for putting up with him, he means well.

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>>38698903

get the fuck out r*ddit. In fact, OP, give this cuck your contact and GET OFF R9K!

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>>38698914
very well mein hulking hero. prove your worth by smashing this degenerate with basic logic >>38698600

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Men, regroup at that FILTHY incest thread.

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>>38698600
Posting ones face on this holiest of boards is an affront not only to the purpose of the board, but to the central feature of the site itself. That you would dare to use a tripcode in addition to your other offenses reveals the kind of logical fallacy that the bossman might describe as befitting of an untermensch. Now I'm not paid to make judgements like that, but bossman's a pretty smart guy, and I am in his service. I suggest you change your lifestyle before he has me do something unpleasant... 4u.

>Be east asian
>Not attracted to asian men
>Parents and family disgusted with me
>Feels like entire country is judging me for not wanting to date asian men
>Will never have an american man invade me and drill me for oil with his big white cock
Memes aside, it sucks.

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>>38698939
Y'know, bossman, this board has been so much better since the degeneracy purge. Life's pretty comfy, now that I don't have to see trap threads everywhere I go. I wonder, once the occupation of r9K is complete, could we go cleanse fit? I miss having a pure board for the discussion of my favorite pastime. I left, y'know. I guess it was just one too many threads about regaining your own protein. I just couldn't deal with bei g surrounded by that much degeneracy.

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>>38699037
you have impeccable robotic logic. remember you can always just REEE and be an annoying fuck in the face of degeneracy. what you are looking at is an old meme that normies hate to see. use it wisely.

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>>38699138
Wise words from a wise anon.

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>>38699132
>>38699138
>>38699159

How do i join? Fembitch you're gonna die alone because you're too picky. god you have everything in the world at your feet and you'll still screw it up.

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>>38699183
Well, I can't bring you in myself, but I suggest you stick around and ask bossman if you can join.

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>>38699132
cleanse fit as in perfecting your body? Well i'll have you know i'm that ">t. minus" OP that racked up 420 replys if you remember me and tried to explain my theory. I am still working on it and it has to do with unlocking the body's true potential. Being fit will be easy and just for show. But i am afraid i may not even be able to share that secret ever. Damn, six years of work and i'm still so so close. i'm sorry but my mind is rushing again.

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>>38699217

Arrange a sit down with big boss. Maybe we can collaborate.Contact here bossman, or lieutenants: [email protected]

>>38698334
the one thing i'll agree with op is that i do very much hope that you die alone

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>>38699217
Anyone can join just start showing your powerlevel, SS-Schutze.

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>>38699288
You will be sent to the cock-chopping gallows for attempting to start a circle jerk.

>>38698369
might be me

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>>38699328

women are just holes. Nothing more. That's all they have ever been. prostitution is the oldest profession for a reason: every woman is still trying to sell her holes in exchange for resources, captain. Sit down when?

>>38698391

except missing some fingers doesn't make you unattractive in any way unless you have a hand fetish or some shit

>>38699367

If that is what the cause requires, then I must sacrifice.

>>38699380
>prostitution is the oldest profession for a reason

Men are pathetic and super easy to take resources from?

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>>38699380
i am you and you are me. there is no need for a sit down. it was only me making a thread that i though people would give a light scolding and ignor. my robotism has already riled about 5 robots who are viciously shit posting as we speak.

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>>38699421

No, women are like jews who bottle water. Exploiting natural things for gain you are kike.

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>>38699257
Sorry bossman, but I gotta go. My kid brother just woke up and is screaming something about "tendies", whatever they are. He's never been right in the head, but I worry that he's getting worse. He's nineteen years old y'know, but he has the mind of a six year old. I'm taking him to that good German doctor down the street. They told me if he doesn't straighten out in a year, he'll be relocated to one of the polish housing camps. Anyways, good luck hunting the last of the untermenschen, and enjoy your milkshake.

>>38699421
beta men, yes
it is the orbiters which sculpt a woman into a whore, and it is chad who claims her

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>>38699421
is semen a resource for you? roastie?

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>>38699445

email me. We want u. [email protected]

>>38699449
this post ended up being surprisingly deep

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>>38699492
fuck off, schweindhund, CANFAM in not going to become another /r9k/ uprising.

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>>38699527

You're close but wrong. Talk to us anyway. We are already collaborating. We are not in this thread because you are.

>>38699563
i don't even know how to use this website

>>38699619

It's an email address. Email it with a regular email, and I'll respond. [email protected]

>>38699619

If you have trouble let me know. This relationship could be fruitful.

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>>38699695
>gooble gobble gooble gobble

no

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>>38699752

kek. Someone already emailed. Hit us up if you change your mind.

>>38699804
it depends. did it say *sips milkshake*? then it was me. but what is are you even about?

>>38699843

Okay it was you. Email the new address. We'd like to collaborate if we can't recruit you.

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>>38699872
yes i am very confused on how to send and reply to emails

>>38699843

what happened? did you get a reply?

>>38699990

Alright, I'm going to make a gmail and give you that.

>>38699990

Use this if you're stuck: [email protected]