>babysitting cute niece tonight >home all alone with her

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Watch some kino with her.

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>>38696674
Do your job, get paid, go home. Nothing else you sick fuck.

>>38696674
Redpill her about the jews.

>>38696674
Mods report this fuck to authorities.
Hes literally about to rape a kid

Introduce her to the world of gaming

Feed her junk food

Watch movies together (scary ones for hugs)

>>38696674
just do your damn job. Don't be the uncle to molest her

Explain to her why rebuild of evangelion is casual shonen trash in comparison to the deep artist classic that is NGE

>>38696732
Fuck off
OP film yourself fucking your niece and then post here for all to see

train her to be a government spy

>>38696761
Make sure not to feed her anything that'll give her cavities though!

>>38696674
Make her brush her teeth before bed and tell her if she doesn't Hillary Clinton will eat her.

>>38696674
Tell her hitler did nothing wrong

Called my local PD and the fbi hotline.
Hopefully they can stop OP in time.

hug her, lots, play with her, feed her, read her some interesting stories, instruct her to study lots and practice to become good at the things she enjoys. My niece is still a baby, I plan on doing all the stuff I wrote to her soon. A-and no sex stuff allowed!

Teach her the proper way to dunk oreos in milk
hint it's about counting the bubbles

You can tell who has their minds in the gutter in this thread. This is an innocent thread made for innocent people.

>>38696674
Headpatting.

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>>38696994
You mean Cool People right?

You should pat her head and smile warmly at her and tell her she's special and pretty.

>>38697153
>tell her she's special

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Hold a party since the parents aren't home

>>38696674
Feed her sweets and watch movies.
Cuddle if the opportunity arises.
Any other answers are heretical.

>>38696674
show her some fun "games" to play

Kill yourself miles


t. ceb

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Oh HELLO there. What seems to be going on here?

>tfw your niece sucks on your lollipop